hola lady`s wisdhing tu all a happy international Women's día on 8th march
Let`s celebrate!!!
and wishing tu all(also the Boys/men) a happy Weekend as well!!!
hugs and amor Kat publicado hace 9 meses

The good thing about not buying into the LoL eternal system is they won't really know I'm an objective player and a división, split pusher lol. I'm pretty sure my structures destroyed number would be way too high and I don't want my opponent knowing that before the game even starts. They'll know once I'm just in their base, destroying their inhibitors with the Rift Herald por my side. publicado hace 9 meses

Sick and tired of what to say
no one listens anyway
sing, that's all tu can
ramblin' years of lousy luck
tu miss the smell of burnin' turf
dream, that's all tu can

Ah but dont, no don't sink the boat,
That tu built, that tu built to keep aaafloat. publicado hace 9 meses

I HAVE FINALLY DID IT. S+ Jungle Darius in a 4v5 game. I went 13/2/7 with 202 cs (7.8 cs/min). With the runes Hail of Blades. I understand the cheesiness of HoB, but dang, it actually does feel good on jungle Darius lol. I get Relentless Hunter with Nimbus capa and Waterwalking plus Dead Man's Plate, how's my ganking potential now BRO?! So yeah, fun LoL day. I got two S's on Garen today, made a Sett go 1/6 while I get a triple kill in both games. Fun times. publicado hace 9 meses

Anyone play the game Outlast? its pretty Good publicado hace 9 meses

I don't do series posts often, but I think I need to. On the night of 3/1, there was a tornado that came thru my area. And as tornado's do, it caused a shit-ton of damage. Up to about 20+ people died as a result, and it even came close to hitting my house. The morning after, I checked on my friends and they dicho they were fine. But unfortunately, not everyone was so lucky. One of my friend's told me that many people were advised to not travel due to the destruction. publicado hace 9 meses

If God were an autor then he would definitely need a new proofreader because the typos in my life are fucking atrocious XD publicado hace 9 meses

There's this chick that works at the college that keeps looking at me, then looking away. Hmmmmmm... publicado hace 9 meses

Riot is shutting down the Boards so people can go on Reddit o Twitter instead. The Boards is far más active than Fanpop. tu ever wonder when Fanpop, as a site, will just go down under, everything wiped, no cache o memory of this place? publicado hace 9 meses

HI Y'ALL publicado hace 9 meses

I wonder if there will be a new season of Dr. Stone. I like that anime. publicado hace 9 meses

How do I send bandeja de entrada messages on Instagram... ? publicado hace 9 meses

I just watched Tangled: The Series series finale, and it was AWESOME. IDK if anyone else is a fan of the mostrar o not, so I won't spoil it. It was just really good. Loved every segundo of it. Now to find another mostrar to watch...... publicado hace 9 meses

pizza and ice cream bitches!! publicado hace 9 meses

tu say circumcision
I say yeet that meat publicado hace 9 meses

Toonami programming block has shortened. publicado hace 9 meses

Is this coronavirus an "end of the world" sign? Almost like an apocalypse? publicado hace 9 meses

News: The coronavirus is here, but do not panic
Also News: tu will all die publicado hace 9 meses

Kool-Man: "Excuse me, sir. Are tu Benjamin Franklin?"
Benjamin Franklin: "Yes, I am. I'm also hot and thirsty."
This is actual dialogue from the Kool-Aid Man comic book. It's nice that Benjamin Franklin is so casual and relaxed about meeting a character as odd as the Kool-Aid Man. publicado hace 9 meses

I want glorifed chicken nuggets [boneless wings]. publicado hace 9 meses

Hey, guys, I have the cure for coronavirus. It's so simple and it could save you, your family and your grandma's dog. All tu gotta do is-
WHOOPS! SORRY, LOOKS LIKE tu GOTTA DISABLE AD BLOCKER! UNLESS, I GUESS, tu REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY THAT MUCH! publicado hace 9 meses

The corona virus is within the states... publicado hace 9 meses

Someone dicho that straight men shares más deeper things with gay men, like relationships, emotions, shit like that. WTF, nobody shares that stuff with me. Is bi not the same? publicado hace 9 meses

I have the power! publicado hace 9 meses

Remember, it's only cheating if tu get caught
Lesson is: Cheaters never prosper, unless they do it in secrecy. Then it's okay publicado hace 9 meses

Getting my partner hooked on anime so I can now call him a filthy weeb has been the accomplishment of 2020 so far tbh. publicado hace 9 meses

Since I've been loving Netflix's She-Ra reboot so much, I decided to get the original She-Ra mostrar which I hadn't seen before. I grew up watching the original He-Man mostrar and the original She-Ra mostrar is a spin-off of it. It's a really good show. Adventurous, creative, exciting, and so much fun. Plus He-Man and Skeletor make guest appearances on the show. publicado hace 9 meses

Crossovers I want to see, but probably never will:

Tom & Jerry/Looney Tunes
Sonic/Mario (not just in games)
Digimon/Pokemon
DBZ/Sailor Moon
Frozen/Tangled
Zootopia/Monsters INC...?

Thinking of making an actual lista of crossovers I'd like to see. I haven't written any new artículos in a while, so why not? o would this work better as a poll? publicado hace 9 meses

Wife: Honey, Walmart ran outta those scarfs I wanted :(
Husband: tu have beautiful hands...for fixing me a sandwich.

#shitpost publicado hace 9 meses

Finally got my mastery 7 on Garen. For Demacia!
I used to build Garen tanky but now I can't stop with the attack speed even tho his tankyness got buff lol. Maybe if I gotten beaten up more, I'll go back to tanky Garen. Attack speed Garen just cs's so fast.
Anyways, I watched Detective pikachu and the movie was pretty neat. Its kinda what I expect from a movie, I guess :v publicado hace 9 meses

Life lessons
Potato skins are good
But they taste even better when you're drunk
Lesson is. Always drink XD publicado hace 9 meses

I feel it coming.
Rising on the horizon.
I feel it coming.
It’s coming home.

My soul it’s on it.
Without it there’s no life.
My soul it’s on it.
Nowhere to go.

tu and me on the planet till the weekend.
Get up, let's roll.

Let it be us together till the world ends.
Nowhere to go.

Fly me to the brightest estrella in the sky.
I amor the sun. And tu know why... publicado hace 9 meses

I saw Sonic on Saturday. The films is a sweet and fun family film. James Marsden and Sonic are an enduring duo and Jim Carrey does a great job as Dr. Robotnik. If there is a sequel, I hope Amy Rose, Cream, Blaze, Knuckles, and Rouge mostrar up. publicado hace 9 meses

Raw trap should totally hit the mainstream. I wonder how rawphoric trap (rawphoric/trap) would sound tho tho?

link

(This link isn't rawphoric trap; it's raw trap.) publicado hace 9 meses

Spamming "follow me on _____" on message/chat boards is like the internet version of holding up a spare change sign lmao. publicado hace 9 meses

When the enemy Blitzcrank hooks me and I get a triple kill. The best way to engage with Darius. publicado hace 9 meses

Awwww yeah! Got another gorra, cap for 200 fans! publicado hace 9 meses

lol ha ben15delas thinks he's más Dark than me the queen Of Darkness. Say what tu want Ben but tell me I'm right as you'll never be as Dark as me! publicado hace 9 meses

tu know you've made a friend for life when they put in the effort and money to get Big Man Tyrone to wish tu a happy birthday publicado hace 9 meses

tu ever just looked at someone's perfil page that shares the same nombre de usuario as tu and tu find out that guy is way más popular than you, they made their perfil page on your birthday, and they say some shit that tu completely disagree with? publicado hace 9 meses

Two words. publicado hace 9 meses

"And who dicho you're one in million? You're so much better than that." <3 publicado hace 9 meses

Sorry. I'll try to post shorter puns. I realize this isn’t the place where they be long. publicado hace 9 meses

At the end of the día we are all human beans. publicado hace 9 meses

I almost got a penta on Garen but got killed por the Irelia because she was too fed and I was tank Garen lol. Won't complain about a sweet quadra tho xD publicado hace 9 meses

Beat your meat
While tu can
Before I yeet your meat
Into the garbage can

Thank tu for lectura my poem. It took twelve segundos to write, but a lifetime to create publicado hace 9 meses

Who else is tired of that asshole Canada24? publicado hace 9 meses

The Justice League
Superman: the man of steel
Wonder Woman: the one female
the Flash: the fastest man alive
Aquaman: the King of Atlantis
Green Lantern: the superhero who can be defeated por the color yellow
Martian Manhunter: the professional hunter of men
Cyborg: the booyah guy
Green Arrow: the less said, the better
Batman: That guy Whatsupbugs will never stop talking about publicado hace 9 meses

Suicide bombardeo, bombardero after he dies:Can I have my 72 virgins now?
His boss:You misunderstood something Yusuf its only one and she's 72 publicado hace 9 meses

Hello and thank tu for calling the Mental Health Institute
If tu have multiple personalities then press 2 3 and 4 publicado hace 9 meses

dont publicado hace 9 meses

Bugs' imaginary friend: Whatsupbugs, can tu recommend some films?
Bugs: Sure. tu should see Batman, batman Returns, batman Forever, batman and Robin
Imaginary friend: Um, how about a film that's not a batman film?
Bugs: Joker
Imaginary friend: Suggest a film that has nothing to do with Batman.
Bugs: No. publicado hace 9 meses

Please note, if I insult your state, I don't hate you, just your state. So if I insult California, I'm not insulting you. Honestly, people who live in California are unsung heroes. They live there so we don't have to. Just like Nostalgia Critic but más justified publicado hace 9 meses

I finally found a way to watch Rick and Morty.. Admittedly I only saw a about 5 o six episodes.. Mostly season 1.. It's only 2 years old.. Damn, I thought it was older publicado hace 9 meses

My sis did well at her school play despite being incredibly tired. I had to carry her home. publicado hace 9 meses

Fun fact: Every drop of ink used to draw your favorito! hentai doujinshi is actually the tears of jesús Christ herself . Because it's the only way to create something so sinful yet so beautiful at the same time. publicado hace 9 meses

I got a quadra kill with Swain and we were doing really well but LoL went down for maintenance. I CRY. That quadra...it doesn't exist anymore :,( publicado hace 9 meses

Random. publicado hace 9 meses

I went to the Sonic movie and these heathens stepped on my baby and started flossing on my child's corpse while Sonic called me a faggot. Thank goodness I was able to find jesús again when I watched Birds of Prey publicado hace 9 meses

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. publicado hace 9 meses

My friend unloaded some thoughts to me today and I really hope he's not overwhelming o putting too much pressure on himself. I really hope all those negative people aren't getting to him. He's a swell guy and he has skills that I don't have. I just need to point them out to him. publicado hace 9 meses

One más S o S+ on Garen and I can get mastery 7 on Garen! FOR DEMACIA! Also, apparently Garen is just good into Jax. He still spins when stun and I completely demolished the Jax and got S+ lol. Garen is the attack speed master now baby! publicado hace 9 meses

"Lookin' like a double wide surprise, gOD DAMN!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 publicado hace 9 meses

Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty. publicado hace 9 meses

Arizona Green Tea, give me the Arizona Green Pee publicado hace 9 meses

Am I the only one to find SIGNS a underrated gem?.. Say what tu want about Mel Gibson as a person, but as an actor. I actually like him.. I forgot how good he was before I saw this film., publicado hace 9 meses

Sometimes I just wanna throw my arms up in the air and shout Woah! Mona Lisa! You're guaranteed to run this town! Woah, Mona Lisa! I'd pay to see tu frown! publicado hace 9 meses

When tu wanna say something to the fairly-thick chick in your class, but can't help but stare a bit: publicado hace 9 meses

Woke up again. Not thrilled but i'll see how it plays out.. publicado hace 9 meses

People often debate about which is más important: Being strong physically o mentally. However, I believe having a strong corazón is más important. tu don't have to be a super genius o a hunky muscle dude. If tu have a strong, loving heart, you're wonderful. publicado hace 9 meses

Finally made my mashup pack. I'm proud of myself :) publicado hace 9 meses

My melatonin gummies aren’t working, I haven’t slept hardly at all in a week. I swear to god if I don’t get sleep soon, I’m gonna die. This is killing me, jeez. How hard is it to fucking relax??? publicado hace 9 meses

A lot of celebrities, who seem so wonderful, sadly turn out to not be as admirable as they may initially appear. I recently found out that Japanese director Isao Takahata is one of these people. It's been revealed he was difficult to work with, to the point that fellow director Yoshifumi Kondo, died of overwork and stress shortly after directing his first and only Studio Ghibli film, Whisper of the Heart. I'm sorry for this bleak post, but I feel very emotionally confused and sad. publicado hace 9 meses

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!~ Enjoy today with friends, family, partners o even just treat yourself nicely. Spread the love, because you're not alone. 💕🌹 publicado hace 9 meses

Idk but the enemy team was all-chatting about my Garen skin. Nothing is wrong with the color pink. That's pretty Valentine's. Demacia Vice Garen is just vibin' and they're trying to kill my vibes saying the skin sucks lol. Lux trying to downplay Garen's manliness. rosado, rosa haters, what a match. publicado hace 9 meses

Valentine's día needs to end so I can get the dulces on clearance
I don't care for Valentine's día much. But I amor Valentine's día chocolate
And I wanna eat it all por myself like some freak beast! publicado hace 9 meses

Marvel: We have Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, Captain America, Iron Man, Hulk, the X-Men, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Ant-Man, Thor, Black Widow, and Deadpool. How could DC possibly compete with that?
DC: We have Batman.
Marvel: Okay. tu might have better heroes, but we have the best villains. We have Thanos, Dr. Doom, the Red Skull, Magneto, Venom, Loki, Carnage, and Ultron. Try to beat that.
DC: We have Batman's rogues gallery.
*Marvel sighs and realizes DC has won* publicado hace 9 meses

If tu eat string cheese without peeling it and just eat it in bites, you're a fucking psychopath and I want tu far away from my children I don't have! publicado hace 9 meses

Here’s a tissue, tu have a little bullshit on your lip. publicado hace 9 meses

Good morning world! Your little rayo, ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived! publicado hace 9 meses

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. publicado hace 9 meses

*Me washing my car*
Person: hola what’s up? Washing your car?
Me: No, I’m watering it to see if it’ll grow into a bus. publicado hace 9 meses

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. publicado hace 9 meses

Well my imaginary friend thinks tu have serious mental Problems publicado hace 9 meses

I'm just abnormal. I'm a weird dude. publicado hace 9 meses

You'll never be a true wigger like Martin Shkreli.
Do tu have the legendary Wu-Tang Clan album? Didn't think so, poser
Really, anyone but Martin Shkreli is a poser. Get outta here eminem and... who else is a white rapper... fred Durst. Martin Shkreli is the truest of the white men in the rap community. He's even in prison, so that's just proof for ya publicado hace 9 meses

misceláneo letters: dggsgopgrpomgmjgppgdhgfjghgjhg;ng;nj;ngjnj;dsj;oshsfjfjofohfjgfo;ifhj;ohh;shf;s;fhfhfhfa;aohfhfojfdjoxf;obxjb;h;ohjgdgo;jogo;ofgofnjgdrjjfgdibfjidhghfbpofejpogrebfjisjleafljgrjvjfaejopaepdhfdggrijfgijgfsijgfjifgijofijfggfjvhhdhfdfhgdohdhoidhfgfhgdhsdhifgohifghoigfohigf publicado hace 9 meses

I ate too much espaguetis, espagueti
Now I regretti publicado hace 9 meses

We live in a society.

Prove me wrong publicado hace 9 meses

*Student returning from suspension after stealing school property.*

Teacher : Welcome back. Please, take a seat.
Student : Very poor choice of words. publicado hace 9 meses

Come to think of it, the only reality mostrar I'm beginning to like is The Ultimate Fighter.

"JUST LEMME BANG, BRO!" publicado hace 9 meses

This is a muro post. publicado hace 9 meses

I've been thinking about the stories I've written starring my OCs. I used to think those stories had some variety, but I came to the realization that all of them involve a shy, sweet woman in her 20s getting into a relationship with a más bold and playful woman and together they defeated a goofy villain (usually a greedy businessman). Also, the male supporting characters act like immature idiots, who rarely do anything helpful for the heroes. Is my escritura not as good as I thought? publicado hace 9 meses

That moment when tu try to purchase something online, but at some point tu have to press a “continue” button and all it ever does is just cargando... the same culo page over and over again no matter how many times I press it. >.> publicado hace 9 meses

tu know what they say.................................................
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.....................................................................................................yep publicado hace 9 meses

Now in other news/This is definitely a shitpost,

I don't get while gay people get so much flack. Well, some of them, anyways. They're pretty decent people to hang around. Me and a friend were joking yesterday while I was on the way from the doc's office and I told him to go eat a dick. His response? "When, how, and where?" publicado hace 9 meses

My goodness por whatever god I think I believe in, I got a one week deducted away from the time i have to where the fucking arm and leg mummy tombs! To everyone who's ever told me to break a leg at talent shows years hace o stand up, go fuck yourselves xD! Birthday's 11 days away and I'm startin' the party early! publicado hace 9 meses

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared. publicado hace 9 meses

Somehow made a Pantheon say "fffs, Garen is a fun champion" after he died lol. The día when tu make someone cry about Garen is when you're truly having fun. publicado hace 10 meses

Guess who can drink legally in the United States, gang!? publicado hace 10 meses