What would tu do if a rooster got run over but a car that was walking into a chair because i broke my tooth and that caused me to fall on an eggplant. but why did the chair cruzar, cruz the path of the car that ate an naranja yesterday?
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My sister was in the bathroom yell- erm, I mean singing. My step dad yelled from the chair; ''I can here you!'' So my sister yells back; ''No tu can't!''
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TV mostrar BREAKUPS: Look, I've found a way to survive my secrets but everyone I care about gets hurt. And tu deserve to be with someone who can be honest with you, so, I'm sorry.
REAL LIFE BREAKUPS: This isn't going to work. Byyyyyyeeeeeeee.
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What did Six say to Seven? 8 is BETTER. Then 3 and 8 jumped Six, and all the SymmaSoviets rejoiced, and ate the orangutans, and the breakfast cereals....... (Happy now?)
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Well, *Brings out chart* tu see, 6 is an even number. That's very dear. Also, when tu división, split 6 por 2, tu get that SymmaSexy 3.hace más de un año
It's raining outside! And it's falling at a consistent rate! My ears are very pleased!~ I'm going to go dance and giggle in it to express my overflowing joy!~ ... Is it weird to be so excited over something like that?
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MOM: tu may think all the boys from TV shows are perfect but in 20 years you'll look back at these pictures and say- ME: "Look children, it's your father!" MOM: What? ME: Nothing...
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My mum had 2g2 work at 6:00 am 2day she told me last night that i had 2 wake up early so i could go 2 skool 2day.......................but i slept in & i missed my bus....oooops XD
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since this is random.. ABOGLA ABOGLA ABOGLA!! iehUIOEHDNFREGHAWRHirhsdtguiaehgeriskghreguihrgsorihaoihrgergrhgvhaghrgrhgrfrhhdfjkhgdfhgjdfhgeroighrivdnvb,knvibtpohpourietwuawqgsjkdbgjkfdbvjbvgohsuigewfyhjbvjk jhighuagebgldgbuisb...PIE
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Me: God this teacher's a bitch. Maddie:Ya think I hate her! Every time she says sit down it comes out as Shit down. I want a class switch! Lawson:Agreed! haha Mrs.Nauss is a perra too! Caleb:Im gonna' just in this conversation, let's ditch this place and go get some food! Me:Caleb all tu ever want is food! Caleb:Wells im a athleat! Me:I care? Caleb:You should I know tu still have feelings for me! Me:Yeah right! Maddie:-nudges me- Come on Alicedee tu have
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@Heroine999, wtf? @SummerMoon, cool! But tu do know 'tis is "it is" abbreviated, so tu technically dicho "It is is awesome."? Sorry...just...IT'S A DISEASE! A GRAMMAR DISEASE!hace más de un año
Think about how long it takes tu to come up with a comeback on the internet. Think about what would happen if it took tu that long in real life. If you’re anything like me, you’ll probably be screwed.
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On Tumblr there's a huge fangirl fight over Keegan Allen (Yes, I'm part of it, problem?) and for some reason I'm imagining everyone with a ghetto accent.
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oh. Me parece que ya sabes la lengua. Pero es probable que haces el mismo cosa que hago, usar un diccionario para palabras desconocidashace más de un año
A million strangers: Hey, Anika! Me: Who the fuck are you? A million strangers: I'm _______ Me: I don't know you! A million strangers: But I know you! Me: ............
Is this a good thing o a bad thing?
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*dances to Party Rock* If tu made this club tu are awesome! If tu made this club, just click on my nombre de usuario and write on my muro that tu made this club and if tu have another club,and I will fan you.
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today has been so very dear! i have a new favorito! pair of dear socks and my dear mother bought me a loro whom i am teaching to say dear! and my son dear leotard wants to be a dear hit man/dear gourmet chef when he grows up!
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That pause after Dora asks tu a question The time Rebecca Black took to choose a seat Taylor Swift’s speech before Kanye took the microphone Kim’s last name Dumbledore’s beard This TT has been trending longer than her marriage. kenny’s life on south park And my personal favourite: Voldemort’s nose!
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Heres A Conversation That Went On With me and My Math Teacher in The Last Class.. Mr.S: Ryan What Do tu Think Your'e Doing? Me: Rubbing Out A Mistake Mr.S: No tu Werent..You Were about To Throw Something At me.! Me: No..I Wasnt. And tu Wouldnt Notice. Your Hair Is A Bit Too Long.. So tu Wouldnt Feel It Mr.S: -Looks Away- Just Concontrate(I Spelled it Wrong) o_o.. Me: Thats What Ive been Trying To Do For The Past 5 Minutes. But tu Kept Yaping Away ._.
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today me and my friend were watching fred the movie:2 and we fought we saw pixie lotte but it was fred dressed as a girl........
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"Jack and Jill went up a colina to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled up his fly, and asked Jill 'Do tu wanna?'. Jill dicho 'Yes', pulled up her dress and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son." --an idiot in my class
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One día I was alone in the bathroom when a hot girl walked in. She took off all her clothes and walked over until she was right up siguiente to me. She grabbed my hard knob real tight. She got me turned on real hot. Then I got her nice and wet.
My mother found my D.S today. I was so happy that when she found it that I grabbed it and ran through my house and up to my room to get my Pokemon game, slipped, and fell down the stairs. I REGRET NOTHING~
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I told myself I wouldn't do it... I really did tell myself that I wouldn't do it... I told myself to let me sweet tooth take over... But that didn't really work... I still ate exactly 8 pieces of candy... ... ;-; Numbers are más addicting than even the greatest chocolate temptation.
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Just got inicial from trick o treatin! Theses two guys dado out dulces gave me and extra mantequilla finger because my costume was so awesome! XD seriously! Then these two girls were arguing over what I was one the I was raggity ann and the other though I was sall (I was sally)
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Scarist halloween story ever: Knock on the door Person respuestas the door Trick o treat!!! Person looks at kid SLAM!person shuts door scarist part: No candy!!!!!!!!! (This is the part were a tear runs down ur cheek)
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I went to school. Stupid teachers made us. But we had 2 days off last week. siguiente week is 3 days, then a full week, then 3 days again. Lots of days off in November!hace más de un año
♪ So on the winds we sailed forth on a sea of Chalupas. Chalupas! When out of the ocean, the great chalupa king He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury My chalupas I defend From the king of the great chalupacy With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future $6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal! ♪
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i'm dressing up as a zombie today! yeeaaah!! zombies rock!! i need food........ i mean... aaaaaaaarghhhh gggaaaaaaaaarrrrhh raaaaaaahhhrrr..... whatever
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Im gonna be a zombie too! Yay! I've found más of my kind! We need to be careful of any zombie hunters this Halloween.... I mean, garrrrrrhhhh auuugghhhhh braaaaaiiiiiinssss......hace más de un año
I'm just so sick of the people I have to encounter every single time I go on this site. It's just not even right. Probably going to take a long break from this site.
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How stupid some people can be judge other people after their música taste if tu know what i mean *headdesk* i made the pregunta "are tu popular in school"because i wanted to see the different difficulties in schools that many teens have to go trough. For the ones who have many friends and stuff good for them BUT if someone does not want to be your friend because tu are an emo cause tu are gay,black,moslem ...and cause tu like punk/emo/heavy metal música fuck of them tu are all beautiful <3
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