Mcdonalds employee: "How may I help you?"

Me: "I'd like 30 MCchickens please."

Everyone: O_O publicado hace más de un año

BENCHES! publicado hace más de un año

I have a cut on my arm and I don't know where it came from! ;A; publicado hace más de un año

Two Cigarettes in an ashtray
My amor and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along
And everything went wrong
Now there's Three Cigarettes in the ashtray

I watched her take him from me
And his love, is no longer my own
Now they are gone
And I sit alone
And watch one cigarette burn away. publicado hace más de un año

A girl with a broken heart, call her pato, drake publicado hace más de un año

That moment when tu lose your phone...

WTF!!!! Where did I put it!!!!

2 days later tu find it and u realized it was in the same spot tu left it. publicado hace más de un año

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" publicado hace más de un año

Apparently it's bad of me to want to pour salt on a slug, but it's okay for my mom to want to exterminate an entire ant colony to turn their inicial into a chandelier. publicado hace más de un año

Ah, tu think the hotdog is your ally. You've merely adapted the the hotdog. I was born in it, molded por it. I didn't see the Mustard until I was a man and por then it was only tasty! publicado hace más de un año

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes,
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed! publicado hace más de un año

We're a bunch of strangers sitting in front of a misceláneo screen.

Wait,I'm laying down... publicado hace más de un año

I think that a lot of people shouldn't judge others por how they look,dress and speak. They also shouldn't judge them for their race and/or sexual orientation. Also,what they like o dislike. publicado hace más de un año

Never make fun of someone, just because they like something tu don't.
Believe it ir not, people have feelings.
And, what kind of cruel human being, should actually feel the need to strip someone of their happiness?
No one.
Don't do that shit. publicado hace más de un año

I write here publicado hace más de un año

Faninig publicado hace más de un año

Hello? publicado hace más de un año

No publicado hace más de un año

Is it alive publicado hace más de un año

misceláneo muro publicado hace más de un año

So publicado hace más de un año

Captain Planet! He's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! publicado hace más de un año

And when the día is through
I think of only you
I sit alone and dream
And think of things we didn't do
Now I am all alone-
And as the teardrops start
I feel the fingerprints that tu left on my heart. publicado hace más de un año

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz he dus.
guarida, den gurl teks deep breff. guarida, den gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.
gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3
gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded.</33333333
boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cus i wona b ur husband!”
he screems n frows poptart @ wol…a bootiful diomond ring wus insyd.
***LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM*** publicado hace más de un año

The less we know, the better we feel. publicado hace más de un año

When my favorito! tv mostrar character dies first, I am sad. siguiente I'm angry. After that I get depressed. And sometimes I just give up on the show. publicado hace más de un año

It's official: I know how to be Sherlock Holmes! link
Now all I need is an only friend and an enemy. Who wants to be my friend and who wants to be my worst enemy? publicado hace más de un año

On youtube people keep saying I got nice feet ....if anyone else says that I swear to fucking god im gonna fuck them up publicado hace más de un año

to my 108 fans i amor tu all! publicado hace más de un año

I was watching this tv mostrar called the monsters inside me and I found out that there is a flesh eating parasite that enters the body through uncooked o underdone fish. Then I was like "I am never eating sushi again" publicado hace más de un año

You thought tu might be a ghost, tu didn't get to heaven but tu made it close.~ publicado hace más de un año

she moves like she don't care
smooth as silk, cool as air ~ publicado hace más de un año

People what about comida chain?..... Pass the muro chain

pizza publicado hace más de un año

Ok, I have a question. So, siguiente Friday at school we're doing flashback Friday. Where we have back into the past. I'm gonna be a hippy in the 70s xD anyway, I'm afraid that when I come to school, I'll be the only one dressed up. So, should I still dress up??? Idk, plz help...? publicado hace más de un año

That day,mankind remember the horror of being....turned into cheetos!
Everybody eat now! publicado hace más de un año

My brother was...a toddler..and a brat. And one día he comes inicial laaazier than usual. Mommy gets the manzana, apple jugo, jugo de to feed him. He doesnt want that. Not. One. Bit. SO..me watching, he spills the jugo, jugo de on her, screaming while he does it. He turns to me, and he says "Wheres my Cheerios?" He comes at me with the cup. "Wheres my Cheerios?" Sticks a bowl in my hands, aaaaand.... "Wheres my Cheerios?" publicado hace más de un año

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode, she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he dicho “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine 2 cruzar, cruz da rode. she gut hit por da car, boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her más guarida, den 4evr) xxx~ LIK DIS IF U CRAI EVERTIM publicado hace más de un año

"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young,blind girl." publicado hace más de un año

Hi!! there nice to meet u *everyone* publicado hace más de un año

Hello! First of all I just wanna anunciarse a new club which is "darkshipping" (Yami Bakura/Yami Yugi). Don't ask why, it's probably just a phase... publicado hace más de un año

Secondly, does anyone watch YGOTAS and Glee? I'm thinking of escritura a crossover because my "list of fanfiction ideas" is getting too overcrowded and I'm really confused and in need of advice. Has anyone written a fanfic before? 'Cause the paragraphs in fanfiction are a lot different to ones in books... Yes I really don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know why but need help! Panic! publicado hace más de un año

my friend is making fun of me cause I have a new found lander/ French Canadian accent publicado hace más de un año

The Decepticons shall be turned into the Pit, and all the transformers that forget Primus.
Optimus is the only way to salvation.
But as for the Constructicons, the Combaticons, the Insecticons, as for the Stunticons, Predacons and Terrorcons, and all Seekers, their lot shall be in the acid lake, which is inside Unicron.
In flaming plasma takinng vengeance on them that not know Primus, and obey not the orders of Optimus Prime. publicado hace más de un año

YESSSSS
siguiente mes IS MY 3rd año ANNIVERSARY WITH FANPOP!!!!!
NNDICISNXJSNZJWN publicado hace más de un año

If tu hade two glasses of water would it be di di hydrogen monoxide, then with three it would be tri di hydrogen monoxide and increasing up into quad di hydrogen mionoxide? publicado hace más de un año

How can tu end my affliction
If you’re the sickness and I’m the cure? publicado hace más de un año

tu got the touch.......YOU GOT THE POWER publicado hace más de un año

in canada for thanksgiving we don't have turkey, we have moose. publicado hace más de un año

I wanna talk to someone DX publicado hace más de un año

I am SO bored publicado hace más de un año

Did anybody get a glitch this morning?For about an hora fanpop was set out different and I couldn't work out how to use.It was dead weird. publicado hace más de un año

Foxy Grandpa publicado hace más de un año

My girlfriend deleted her fanpop account and we didn't have any other way of communicating ;-; looks like im single again publicado hace más de un año

Blah blah blah caitlin will tu see this plzplzplzplz CAITLIN ARE tu THERE?????
P publicado hace más de un año

I walk into sculpture class all pumped to glaze the clay bird skull that I made and I go to pick it up and I find out that the perra who estola my giant eraser last año wrote her name on my piece and started to glaze it. publicado hace más de un año

Remeber kids never do meth o else Trevor will fuck your girl and stomp tu to death. publicado hace más de un año

Hi peoples I am an awesome octopus lololololololol WEALLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

dictator, dick-tater, dick tater tots? lol its a joke that i got from my friends at school during my history class publicado hace más de un año

Maybe we're just sleepwalking publicado hace más de un año

I'm a leader,not a follower....unless We're in a dark place,then screw it. You're going first xD publicado hace más de un año

from this día on i own my father's gun publicado hace más de un año

.... I'M A BANANA!!! lol :D (guess where I got that from) publicado hace más de un año

Joker: Hi, Superman!
Superman: Time to kill tu again! publicado hace más de un año

Yes I am a loner. But I feel más lonely being inside a crowded room with people I don't know instead of being por myself.

^True Story. publicado hace más de un año

*Sigh* I missed this icon. publicado hace más de un año

Today is my birthday! Woo hoo! :3 publicado hace más de un año

The student council at my school changed the halloween dance to a sports dance and pretty much all of my friends hat sports so we're protesting por going to the dance as cheerleader zombies. publicado hace más de un año

Yolo McSwaggins publicado hace más de un año

Once upon A time
There was this Bunny
Named Ms. Chocolate.
Everyone liked her.
Then one day, while
Ms. chocolate was
taking a walk in the woods
A hungry grizzly oso, oso de ate her.
(Becuz she was made out of chocolate)
Then the grizzly oso, oso de died.
THE END!!!!
Hope u enjoyed
XD XD publicado hace más de un año

Y'all got dem beautiful sexy icons. publicado hace más de un año

*a picture is moved in my house*

Me: *bumping into walls* "EVERYTHING'S CHANGED!!!" publicado hace más de un año

I am Riley, and I have Cookies! >:3 publicado hace más de un año

What's a Nympho? publicado hace más de un año

hola guys I'm at school, but I'm so bored! HELP ME!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

make me your friend please publicado hace más de un año

new here publicado hace más de un año

hey! Hi publicado hace más de un año

It's 2:44 am and at 2:30 a ratón fell in my hair and I screamed and I woke up my bf and I screamed some más and the ratón fell on my cama (so I flipped over my pillowed and turned down the sheets it touched) and I flicked it on my bf who was on the floor and he jumped in my cama and I prayed him out and dicho "Be a man!" And so I felt bad so now we r upstairs in the living room on the floor sleeping together and my parents laughed when I told them..eeeewww 😥😭😢😓😠😡 publicado hace más de un año

That skull head........... publicado hace más de un año

Today is apparently "Try to answer this pregunta before it gets deleted" day. I failed every damn time. publicado hace más de un año

Here's a misceláneo poem I made to pass the time .w.

"His hair blacker than a moonless night

His skin as pale as a dim light

His eyes shine like silver grey disks

And his touch as gentle as a mother's kiss

His body mostrando a willful and strong physique

Yet his personality is so gentle and meek" publicado hace más de un año

It would be so cool if my room had a giant trampoline in the middle of it. publicado hace más de un año

Eras of Miley cyrus

The innocent country girl era
the Hannah Montana era
the growing up era
the LORD HELP US ALL KILL IT WITH fuego era publicado hace más de un año

Have I gone Mad?
I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell tu a secret. All the best people are.
We're all mad here. publicado hace más de un año

I hate looking at old preguntas because i see all the people i was so close too, and the old me.
it makes me thinks what the hell happened to me. publicado hace más de un año

the girl I fancy in art is straight >,< oh well I have someone better publicado hace más de un año

"1-800-Choke-That-Ho" publicado hace más de un año

the spoon is too big... O_o
- from rejected publicado hace más de un año

[i]please join!! <3 Yhuu'll get five probs if yhuu do!!

[u]link publicado hace más de un año

It's weird how I'm half European,but I don't have an accent... publicado hace más de un año

Add me please! Im new here :) publicado hace más de un año

Octopi are an amazing addition to our planet.
I amor Octopi.
Don't judge me.
..
They have 3 hearts.
They have 9 brains.
Their blood is blue.
..
Ya, I think they are pretty awesome.
... publicado hace más de un año

When life gives tu oranges.
tu FUDGING CHUCK THEM
AT ANY PERSON U HATE!!!!!
No I was JK!
Don't do that!
Ah what the hell
Go ahead.
XD publicado hace más de un año

Now let's all agree, to never be creative again. publicado hace más de un año

and a one and a four and a ching chong potato publicado hace más de un año

Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect publicado hace más de un año

GODDAMN IT, EVERYONE JUST SMILE. publicado hace más de un año

that sad moment when a computer program can sing better then you.... publicado hace más de un año

Cinnamon sugar waffles.

Yum. publicado hace más de un año

OMFG MY FUCKING NEPHEW IS IN THE HOSPITAL publicado hace más de un año

lba publicado hace más de un año