I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird publicado hace más de un año

i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool publicado hace más de un año

Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain publicado hace más de un año

puns should be eradicated from existence publicado hace más de un año

I can't get this Squid Girl anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. publicado hace más de un año

i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon publicado hace más de un año

Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome publicado hace más de un año

do tu know any chemistry jokes?
NaH publicado hace más de un año

Christopher Walken loves long walks on the playa when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. publicado hace más de un año

i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind publicado hace más de un año

Shoot tu on halloween call it trigger treating publicado hace más de un año

remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination publicado hace más de un año

This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix publicado hace más de un año

i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce publicado hace más de un año

the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot publicado hace más de un año

I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD publicado hace más de un año

what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx publicado hace más de un año

Priests hate cos/tan publicado hace más de un año

Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy publicado hace más de un año

i used to be a oro prospector, but it didn't really pan out publicado hace más de un año

there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent publicado hace más de un año

She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child publicado hace más de un año

birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age publicado hace más de un año

A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. publicado hace más de un año

I patinar, skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. publicado hace más de un año

i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to división, split hares publicado hace más de un año

a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony publicado hace más de un año

Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. publicado hace más de un año

gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap publicado hace más de un año

My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . publicado hace más de un año

i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later publicado hace más de un año

if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? publicado hace más de un año

Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull publicado hace más de un año

i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i lost my mind publicado hace más de un año

Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , publicado hace más de un año

this muro is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive publicado hace más de un año

tu can tell if a doctor's a quack when tu see his large bill publicado hace más de un año

Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin publicado hace más de un año

during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another publicado hace más de un año

Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. publicado hace más de un año

the best way to make an manzana, apple crumble is to torture it for 10 minutos publicado hace más de un año

Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. publicado hace más de un año

art thou feelin it now mr krabs publicado hace más de un año

Why can't tu hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. publicado hace más de un año

An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide cinturón, correa near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new año received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a seguro house. publicado hace más de un año

if we're posting bad puns on the muro count me in
i see dicho the blind man, i saw dicho the carpenter publicado hace más de un año

Took my old girlfriend out to cena call dat Fed-Ex. publicado hace más de un año

I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. publicado hace más de un año

Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. publicado hace más de un año

Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, publicado hace más de un año

Smoking weed at school call that a high school. publicado hace más de un año

HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to misceláneo person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more o less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes misceláneo person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! publicado hace más de un año

For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. publicado hace más de un año

the misceláneo club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame publicado hace más de un año

I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. publicado hace más de un año

—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So tu come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! publicado hace más de un año

young man, there's no need to feel down publicado hace más de un año

WI FI publicado hace más de un año

I just read a quote:
"Trust is like paper once it is crumpled it can't be perfect"
Hmmm......
I'll iron the paper. publicado hace más de un año

I probably won't be on tomorrow, it's my sister's birthday, plus we have cleaning to do for Halloween. publicado hace más de un año

sting publicado hace más de un año

great apparently my mental health is so low i need to get help asap publicado hace más de un año

THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME. publicado hace más de un año

It's only been what, 20 minutos since they made their account, and Whynotbe has already been banned. Thank goodness. publicado hace más de un año

heyo how tu all doing^o^ publicado hace más de un año

Add me Skype . publicado hace más de un año

what is más random- being misceláneo o asked to be random? random,huh? publicado hace más de un año

Add me Skype publicado hace más de un año

Why can't spiders turn into beautiful butterflies? publicado hace más de un año

Turn to page 394! *Dances* publicado hace más de un año

The misceláneo muro is RANDOM! publicado hace más de un año

If tu like the crazy Bart Baker parodies I've publicado here tu should registrarse the club I made

link publicado hace más de un año

Today was flashback Friday so I took your consejos and dressed up. -_- worst. Decision. EVER. don't even ask... publicado hace más de un año

Add me Skype publicado hace más de un año

I'm disgusted por what I just heard. So it's only gay and bisexuals go can get STDS? publicado hace más de un año

Add me Skype publicado hace más de un año

I feel so much better today. publicado hace más de un año

I'm getting really annoyed at fanpop because whenever an ad randomly pops up at the parte superior, arriba of the screen, whatever I click on ends up being something totally different. publicado hace más de un año

is this still the center of activity here o publicado hace más de un año

*trying to sell dulces to go on a field trip*
Me: hola dad! I have dulces I need to sell. There's chocolate and-
Dad: Chocolate? Did tu just say...chocolate?
Me: Yeah, would tu like to buy some? There's this awesome museum-
Dad: Chocolate!
Me: Dad, wait, no!
Dad: CHOCOLATE!
*starts chasing me around the house*
CHOCOLATE!
CHOCOLAAAATE! publicado hace más de un año

I got ANOTHER question.... anyway, I went to Wal-Mart today and found this trilogy series. The first book is called Divergent. Could somebody tell me if it's a good book? I'm not so sure and I don't want to waste my time on something not good. publicado hace más de un año

I AM SUCH A BAD FREIND VDJFHJD publicado hace más de un año

Don't eat the yellow snow! publicado hace más de un año

I have to go take a bath and get ready for bed, if my tablet is not dead I'll get on it. If not, I'll see tu guys in the morning, lets see if the fuego on the fanpop club dies down por then. publicado hace más de un año

I had a strange craving for pastas, pasta so I got up in the middle of the night and made some. My parents looked at me like I was a psychopath. publicado hace más de un año

So there is this user who messages me telling me not to talk to them ever again. After I ask why and also to stop yelling they starts calling me names and telling me to go F myself. What in the world did I do? All I tried to do was help her/him make a new club. ;-; publicado hace más de un año

Have tu ever had one of those "I leave tu people alone for just a minuto look what happens, everything's gone to pot!" moments. publicado hace más de un año

Sometimes I wonder what goes on in people's heads. *Sighs* publicado hace más de un año

bye people im leaving publicado hace más de un año

Whoot, I'm moving yet again. As tu can tell I'm just SSSSSOOOOOO excited. publicado hace más de un año

this is a link dado to each member of this site, whos link is clickened ( :D) más wins it! Will tu PLZ click on it? i have only 12 days left and i have 0 clicks :D and share it and get as much clicks as tu can! Plz! Come on! lets do it! This is THE LINK ~>
link publicado hace más de un año

Who even made the misceláneo club? publicado hace más de un año

I finally just had to block my muro from people i'm not a fan of to keep that Razor dude from stalking me. I swear, he took up TEN pages on my muro of just 'Kindly reportar me'. Like WTF? Does this guy have no life at all o something. First it was sexual harassing me, then after I told him to flick off, he just went to trolling. And once I just ignored all his messages, he must have gotten mad, because he went to my wall. And they got worse with every account he made. Hopefully, he is gone now. publicado hace más de un año

iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. Siri spelled backwards is Iris, thats a part of the Eye. manzana, apple is Illuminati. They're watching you. publicado hace más de un año

I'm being a weirdo and having my birthday party at build a bear. lol publicado hace más de un año

OMG!!! My parents dicho siguiente año we're going to Jamaica for a vacation!!! I'm already excited WOOHOO!!! lol sorry I just found out I just HAD to get it out. xD publicado hace más de un año

So I'll be doing some study abroad programs this año but i can't decide >_< Trying to decide between South Africa, England/Scotland, and Quebec! ugh so excited! ^_^ publicado hace más de un año

Did tu know that the sum of numbers 1-36 is 666 publicado hace más de un año

año 2050

wanna know what your eyes color represents? publicado hace más de un año

This sickness is getting progressively lower.

First the headache, then the sore throat, then the cough and chest, then the stomach bug...

I'm scared of what comes next. publicado hace más de un año