The devil tu know and see is nothing compared to the one that you're oblivious to. publicado hace más de un año

UPDATE: Hurricane Laura missed Lufkin, so we're pretty much marked safe. publicado hace más de un año

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us publicado hace más de un año

There's a line on the horizon, you're like a lion and a lamb
Is it a tragedy o triumph?
You're so good, it's sick
Why did tu golondrina down my poison?
Now I'm you're number one fan
Naked on a desert island, yeah
You're so good, it's sick publicado hace más de un año

Welp, I just ate part of a pie that I don't like and had brindis, pan tostado - but I'm still hunnnnnnnnngggggggrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lol

What should I eat now? xD publicado hace más de un año

I'm making a call out video
Any superhero that doesn't kill their villain is equally as responsible for the crimes as the villain
The villain will just get out again
Just fucking kill them and get it over with
Oh, but they can't kill because they have morals
Will morals keep my child from getting kidnapped and sold on the black market por The Green Gobbler?
This message is brought to tu por the Frank castillo Crew publicado hace más de un año

It was me, Barry publicado hace más de un año

I dont know If I want to start posting o just stare and do nothing! which I've been doing the last ten minutos XD its hard to start over when coming back lol publicado hace más de un año

"Why flee from yourself my good sir? From who tu are? Sprinting away, believing to be making grandiose miles down a glamorously perfect road. Kind, kind gentleman, it appears that you've been traveling in the wrong direction, away from progression. Run along now, the mirror is awaiting. I bid tu farewell, my good sir." publicado hace más de un año

Man, it'd be nice if we could start working and not have to wait for everyone to fuck around searching for stuff. Lmao. At least I get to internet while we wait, I guess. publicado hace más de un año

“My insides,
They churnin' its burnin'
These spirits, they liftin' my spirit
I'm leavin' my body, uplifted
This liquid, a gift this, it's snake bit
It's poison, I know it
To hell with, just pour it, just pour it
Just pour it, just pour it Just pour it” publicado hace más de un año

“Close your eyes and turn your face into the wind.

Feel it sweep along your skin in an invisible ocean of exultation.

Suddenly, tu know tu are alive.” publicado hace más de un año

“I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself.” publicado hace más de un año

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” publicado hace más de un año

In the words of the future president of the world
"Come on, fat" publicado hace más de un año

Everyone takes notice of the abyss staring back while they peer into its depths.

But no one notices the tears that it sheds. publicado hace más de un año

This is the third bad actualización I received for my laptop... 😒

At this point, Windows should stop doing updates. Like, fuck. publicado hace más de un año

Well, the trailer came out for the upcoming batman film starring Robert Pattinson. It looks overly-dark and dour and no fun. I miss the 1960's más and más and that's coming from someone who wasn't even born yet in the 60's. The new batman film better have batman dancing o I'm going to be seriously disappointed. In the words of Adam West himself when he guest-starred in The Simpsons: "How come batman doesn't dance anymore?" publicado hace más de un año

Now we have a hurricane heading to Texas. The last thing we need... Might as well send Cthulhu and Godzilla while you're at it, God 😒 publicado hace más de un año

I haven't showed up in months. Tht was bc I quit this site. Just so ya ppl know. I'm still not coming bk here. I just came bk bc I kept getting emails from here which I didn't in a long time. Welp this is good bye publicado hace más de un año

I know that people here enjoyed Waifu Labs so I thought that it couldn't hurt to let everyone know that I made a club for it, if y'all want a place to dump your generated Waifus lol. link publicado hace más de un año

I guess the murder hornets went back to Asia? I haven't seen one in Texas yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ publicado hace más de un año

''For every sweep of the sword, give its respect thrice. With my training I shall reach the infinity.'' publicado hace más de un año

It's all fun and games until tigres start drop kicking tu while listening to Iris of the Human por Forfeiter. publicado hace más de un año

Do tu ever leave a community for a really long time for various reasons of varying validity, and then find yourself really nostalgic and wanting to come back? And then tu do, and tu see so many of the same people who were there years ago, still faithfully participating, and tu feel guilty somehow and like it's not really fair to just jump back in again? I ask for no particular reason, of course. publicado hace más de un año

Paedophiles deserve to get executed, and that's that. publicado hace más de un año

Pedophilia is not normal
Touching kids should not be accepted
Sex with a minor should not be a social norm
tu should not be shamed for hating pedophiles
But apparently, people on Twitter tell tu "It's 2020. Fucking kids is all the rage"
I know I say "kill yourself" ironically a lot, but I genuinely mean it this time
If you're a pedophile, fucking kill yourself publicado hace más de un año

I have watched Tower of God and I gotta say, I find the hate train on a certain character rather amusing. lol publicado hace más de un año

In Red Dead Redemption 2 tu can travel to Amidillo.. But everyone has to wear a mask to avoid spreading a sickness.. Rockstar predicted the future.. publicado hace más de un año

God out here 'bout to pull an epic gamer mover and cancelar earth live on Twitter publicado hace más de un año

I wish my life was más interesting sometimes. I get kind of bored of not being in one place and not having a "home", so to speak. But, I like my job and what we accomplish, and I'm saving money, so I guess I just have to put up with it... publicado hace más de un año

tu what tu do,
tu and your crew,
tu even got players and thugs doin' it too.
The mo' that I drank,
The mo' it's lookin' smooth.
It's nothin' to a boss, I can do that shit too. publicado hace más de un año

Law clerkship applications be asking shit like "Why do tu think it's beneficial for Allans Lawyers to invest in innovation? Provide an example of innovation in a business that has impressed you"... I'd rather be beaten to within an inch of my life and then strapped to the exercise bike powering my own life support than pretend I have a keen interest in bUSiNeSs iNnOvAtIoN iN tHe LeGaL sEcToR honestly publicado hace más de un año

And that's late nights, doing what I wanna do
I got sleep eyes; I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some tocino, bacon on it
One thing I amor más than being with you
And that's no ties, no drama in my life
Yeah I, I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some tocino, bacon on it
One thing I amor más than being with you-ou-ou-ou
Yeah, you-ou-ou-ou publicado hace más de un año

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast / But we like hot mantequilla on your breakfast toast" publicado hace más de un año

Yeah, living the raw deal, three-course meal / Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal. publicado hace más de un año

That's it, you're going to the Impregnation Nation publicado hace más de un año

'I used to run a bank
I'm the sediment at the bottom of | your water tank
And for a change of tact
I'd like to say | I amor the way | tu scratch my back
And it's black, yeah it's black
The hole tu dug us in
And it's black, yeah it's black
And it's black my corazón I wear it well' publicado hace más de un año

Sssssssssssssssssmokinnnnnn'!!! publicado hace más de un año

Was just thinking....has anyone watched kakegurui?
The school is like where rich people throw their psychopath kids away because an asylum would be too low for their standards XD publicado hace más de un año

I found out my sister has a joint.. Not only am I cool about it, I even tried some of it.. Well not yet, but sounds like I might get to soon.. publicado hace más de un año

I do admittedly like my slightly gótico style.. Just enough that I would probably get a skull tattoo if ever to get one.. And I watch a lot of horror videos on youtube, simply cause they interest me.. publicado hace más de un año

Tomoya X Nagisa is probably the best anime couple ever! At least, according to me and a whole bunch of other people! XD publicado hace más de un año

So, it's almost 3am... I guess I should probably go to cama at some point soon xD publicado hace más de un año

I registrarse the pinkbloom tribute to KissAnime. Man, that sucks so bad. I actually really liked that site. publicado hace más de un año

A moment of silence and tribute to a legendary website called kissanime and also kiss manga.
RIP kiss Anime😭💔

Because the site has been terminated por japón community. So, we won't be able to access new animes.
It was active for 8 years and now has met it's very sad end. publicado hace más de un año

I am sick and tired of making a encuesta on here even though people probably have better shit to do
If tu guys don't vote on my sick culo poll, I'm gonna get really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really really really really reallyreallyreallyreallyreally REALLY upset publicado hace más de un año

I watch a lot of Rob Dyke/Gavagan, and only time I actually got angry are the ones about corrupt cops.. o lawyers who try to use poor upbrings as excuses for vicious serial killers.. Makes más sense than blaming video games though.. publicado hace más de un año

the moment tu realize tu still can't drive, still single, living at home, and still spending all your time online.. Yeah, life is good.. publicado hace más de un año

Part of me kinda wants Summer to end, as there's más I can do in fal.. But at the same time.. I live at a lake.. I also don't.. publicado hace más de un año

Let it be know that it doesn't matter what tu are
tu could be blacker than the night o as white as snow
tu could be straight as an arrow o as queer as a ten dollar bill
An asshole is still an asshole. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes
Don't use your race, gender o sex to excuse your shitty behavior
If you're a dick and your gay, then you're just a gay dick
tu should understand the value of not being a dickhead publicado hace más de un año

On Twitter, tu always gotta wonder who shit in their cereal
The answer is them
They shit in their own cereal and blame the world for it
Expect them to take a mighty dump in their cereal again tomorrow morning publicado hace más de un año

I wish 'mad hatter' was a job type. I'd so do that for a living. Lmao.

Like, why wouldn't ya? publicado hace más de un año

Whoever nonoobs is they are a piece of shit and i hope they die a miserable shitty death while having rotten dog turds dropped all over them publicado hace más de un año

Look, tu all can post your anime pics and memes all tu want, but until tu pull the trigger and achieve the ultimate Otaku fantasía like my nigga Mr. Anime, tu don't get to call yourself a real otaku. Okay? publicado hace más de un año

Since apparently it needs to be dicho because some people really ain't got anything better to do. This is my only account. I won't be making another account, I barely have time to waste with just this one account. If someone messages tu using my name o username, that ain't me. It's probably nonoobs. reportar the account and the message because that ain't me. publicado hace más de un año

Somebooooddddyyyyyyy bandeja de entrada me XD I'm bored publicado hace más de un año

They can't keep us down 'cause we're Monster High bread. publicado hace más de un año

Trees! Trees! Trees!

Ohhhhhh, planting trees is a good, good life, a good, good life.

I should make a song xD publicado hace más de un año

...... *ariariariariariariariariari* ....... publicado hace más de un año

tu have no idea have funny it is to know someone who can do a perfect Kratos expression say "Boi, fetch me the ketchup and pan de molde, pan of wheat." 😂😂 publicado hace más de un año

Finally going on a vacation tomorrow. publicado hace más de un año

Welp. fanpop on a phone sucks balls. publicado hace más de un año

Guys I know this is late but I have just noticed.
BlindBandit92
TheLefteris24
Kuro_Hyou666
zanhar1

I never cared about my club and never will post anything there.

If that asshole NoNoobs shows up again just ignore him
I appreciate the defend that tu guys mostrar all of tu rock^^

But trust me if he directly talked to me he will be dreaming of his mama cleaning his diaper. publicado hace más de un año

Remember when tu were a kid, and after chasing down the ice cream truck with the local neighborhood kid like the monsters from I Am Legend, and tu would buy one of those Spongebob o Spider-Man ice creams only to open the wrapper and see their faces dripping and their eyes falling out? Is that supposed to be Spider-Man o a Hiroshima survivor
Good childhood memories publicado hace más de un año

I just discovered a problem with my schedule. It is dictating to me that I must spend one WHOLE hora doing timesheets, when I could be playing LoL...

...Why do I have to have responsibilities? Lol. I wish I got paid to just do as much nothing as I possibly could. I'd get bored eventually, though, then I'd find something to do. Hopefully.

I don't wanna do things, I wanna play games and go on Fanpop... Lmao. publicado hace más de un año

Me: *Discovers that Matrix 4 is in the making months later*

Also me: *surprised Raviolis face* publicado hace más de un año

Every confusion in anime is answered with - "It doesn't makes sense here, but probably does in manga". publicado hace más de un año

I'm having a memingful time XD publicado hace más de un año

I wanna pet ballena :/ But not just a regular whale. Mine's have to be a taco-waffle-megla-sharktoplatopus hybrid that sounds like Dio when it talks. publicado hace más de un año

Lycanroc-Dusk
Bisharp
Serperior
Gyarados
Haxorus
Mega Charizard X publicado hace más de un año

Where the fuck is Lefty when tu need him? XD publicado hace más de un año

I think I should go to bed. Lol. It's almost 2.30 am and I don't wanna get up too late. Lmao. publicado hace más de un año

*Throws ball to other guy* 'Hey, catch it, tu dickhead'

*Drops the ball*

'You've got fucking penis fingers' publicado hace más de un año

Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) publicado hace más de un año

Have tu ever received strange messages here? publicado hace más de un año

Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? publicado hace más de un año

I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell tu something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. publicado hace más de un año

Guys the icono contest is back. I think uploading imágenes work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. publicado hace más de un año

Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give o take. publicado hace más de un año

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 publicado hace más de un año

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD publicado hace más de un año

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island publicado hace más de un año

Who got the apples? publicado hace más de un año

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 publicado hace más de un año

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. publicado hace más de un año

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! publicado hace más de un año

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! publicado hace más de un año

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. publicado hace más de un año

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell tu never to go with strangers
But tu know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells tu to go with them, maybe go with them
tu may find yourself on a fun adventure publicado hace más de un año

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. publicado hace más de un año

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? publicado hace más de un año

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. publicado hace más de un año

hola girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What tu currently have in your mouth is art publicado hace más de un año

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. publicado hace más de un año

I just ate dark chocolate and coffee two amargo, amargos things just like life in 2020

XD publicado hace más de un año

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that tu try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right o damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. publicado hace más de un año

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. publicado hace más de un año

Sup, minions. publicado hace más de un año

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) publicado hace más de un año