Snooki is pregnant with a due fecha of December 21, 2012.
Touché, Mayans.
Touché. publicado hace más de un año

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ಠ_ಠ why the hell did i just post nyan cat?! publicado hace más de un año

Guys.
tu must all drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp is in the crib. publicado hace más de un año

i like turtles.....actually...i dont really...i mean i dont hate them...idk publicado hace más de un año

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I like canto publicado hace más de un año

Lubię pociągi
მე მიყვარს მატარებლები
Tôi thích xe lửa
אני אוהבת רכבות
હું ટ્રેનો ગમે છે publicado hace más de un año

I like trains. publicado hace más de un año

I like trains. publicado hace más de un año

I like trains. publicado hace más de un año

today i was helping my dad in the back yard and i gt stuck in a mud hole and when he tryed to pull me out i fell back and got mud in my boots and my pants. today was an epic fail! --.-- (and it really hurts fall ing onto a pile of muddy yard tools) publicado hace más de un año

You'r funny when tu can write something on the internet and someone laughs about and tu dont need to use LoL xD :) ;) ;D o any kind of theese things...... publicado hace más de un año

pie..... publicado hace más de un año

ppl pleaze registrarse my fan club called prod4ever publicado hace más de un año

Having a nice sunday everyone? publicado hace más de un año

Dont tu amor it when you're arguing a somebody says:

Your just crap on the floor

:derp: publicado hace más de un año

guys don,t tu think fanpop is getting bore.....because i think so publicado hace más de un año

i just saw the new episode of mlp and boy did twilight look badass
publicado hace más de un año

One of my tortoises just bit me and drew blood.
AN manzana, apple SIZED tortuga SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DO THAT. publicado hace más de un año

Your Moments With Her! Read It! Please Comment!

link publicado hace más de un año

i look like Cassie Perez-Rodrigeuz and Ariana Grande! or, they look like me! publicado hace más de un año

i'm VERY pretty! and i don't need (or want) make up! publicado hace más de un año

we go to the store, buy 4 cereals and 2 milks... the woman is ringing up our stuff, coughs in her hand, then TOUCHES the leche top... we washed it off, though. -_- publicado hace más de un año

FOUR más DAYS!!! publicado hace más de un año

ahhs anyone wanna chatt...???(: publicado hace más de un año

its *almost* sunday sunday gettin down on sunday sunday i have school 2 morrow this tottaly rocks *not* publicado hace más de un año

tu can ride with me,anytime. publicado hace más de un año

I just went outside and walked passed por my minivan. Well I thought I saw something so I walked back to the window of the front asiento of the car and I found a llama in there. And it was weird cause he was spitting over everything that my Mom had in there. But it was soft and furry. publicado hace más de un año

what's with the pathetic caps? publicado hace más de un año

siguiente time tu fart, turn to the nearest person and say to them..."Did tu hear that asshole talk shit behind my back? publicado hace más de un año

No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next. publicado hace más de un año

If a tomate is a fruit, then isn't ketchup technically a smoothie? publicado hace más de un año

Please every one registrarse my new club
Kony 2012- invisible children !
Thanx so much x publicado hace más de un año

WAS IT tu WHO estola MY SANDWHICH ??????????????????? publicado hace más de un año

Hate to sound needy but will anyone registrarse my vampire RP? :) publicado hace más de un año

A clown just hit me in the head .

with a plátano c: publicado hace más de un año

yall have to watch hitler react to kony 2012 c: publicado hace más de un año

Weird moment where your tu hear tu favorito! song in the store and tu can't help but sing along and dance and then everyone starts staring at tu publicado hace más de un año

Fucking had ANOTHER creepy dream.
I was in my house, and my family were all skinned and stuck on wooden spikes in a circulo, círculo around me. Then this freakin clown started skipping around the circle. All the while there was this high-pitched whistling noise. Then the clown exploded and sprayed me with blood and guts.

The fuck is wrong with me? publicado hace más de un año

that awkward moment when your talking 2 yourself in a crowd and every 1 stops and listens publicado hace más de un año

That moment when tu post the stupidest thing ever,and it turns out to be a chain.

U MAD BRO? publicado hace más de un año

I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic ~
publicado hace más de un año

A club for my friend Horsegirl202
link
publicado hace más de un año

A letter saying SPECIFICALLY that it's addressed to my parents and NO ONE ELSE comes through my letterbox.
My immediate reaction: "CAN I READ IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
lol true story!!! publicado hace más de un año

My daily schedule today:
1.) Kick my feet up and stare at the fan
2.) Turn the t.v on
3.) Throw my hand in my pants
4.) Lounge on the couch
5.) Chill in my snuggie
6.) Turn to mtv so they could teach my how dougie
7.) Do some p90x
8.) Meet a really nice girl
9.) Have some really nice sex
10.) I might mess around and get my college degree
11.) Think about old man would be so proud of me
12.) Tell him "sorry pops you'll just have to wait
13.) Go to sleep and start the cycle all over AGAIN!!! :) publicado hace más de un año

The skittles commercial says to taste the rainbow.
But they are sitting on it -.-
So, what the fuck is the arco iris going to taste like now? publicado hace más de un año

Please join:
link publicado hace más de un año

I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!!! publicado hace más de un año

When my parents call me a liar...
I look them in the eye and always say:

"Santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy"....
And then, I walk away , - like a boss . publicado hace más de un año

When someone hates tu for no reason;
give them a reason. publicado hace más de un año

Hearing a song tu really like on the radio,
And trying to remember part of the lyrics
so tu can google it, when tu get home. publicado hace más de un año

- brócoli - I look like a tree!
- nuez, nogal - I look like a brain!
- seta - I look like an umbrella!
- plátano - Can we please change the subject? publicado hace más de un año

Dirt and glitter
Cover the floor
We're pretty and sick
We're young and we're bored (Ha)

It's time to lose your mind
And let the crazy out
(This place about to)
Tonight we're taking names
'Cause we don't mess around... publicado hace más de un año

Fangirls; they like something.
Their natural reaction is to scream like they're being murdered.

...Women.

Also, stfu about Kony. We get it.
I have to agree with people on this one, it's annoying as fuck. publicado hace más de un año

Im so new here .
c:

this place is awesome. (:
♥ publicado hace más de un año

the weird shit that happens to me:
8:41pmvvfrankie:
do not put keith in it plz
8:42pm
was he drunk in the funny pic thing
8:43pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nope.
8:43pmvvfrankie:
dude
8:43pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
just eating a snadwhic...
8:43pmvvfrankie:
dude
8:43pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
sandwhich*
8:43pmvvfrankie:
the eyes follow me
8:44pm
*creepy*
8:44pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
xDDD but he is soo sexy
8:44pmvvfrankie:
not in this 1
your addicted
8:44pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
perra please, he is always sexy!
publicado hace más de un año

Okay, so is anyone's facebook account name Tȱxic Mȱld (ʡ)? Because he sent me a friend request, and we have no mutual friends o anything. I was just wondering if any of tu had figured my facebook out. publicado hace más de un año

okay, what's your favorito! season and why? publicado hace más de un año

Why so blue green man? publicado hace más de un año

In the not-too-distant future,
somewhere in time and space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals,
are caught in an endless chase... publicado hace más de un año

goodbye everyone. I'm being kidnapped por ninjas :D publicado hace más de un año

THE siguiente PERSON WHO SAYS "KONY" IS GOING TO GET THEIR SHIT SMACKED. publicado hace más de un año

is it bad that i sang friday por rebbeca black about 20 times to annoy my friends publicado hace más de un año

Pineapples. Bl

Only a few select people will get this. publicado hace más de un año

So last night I had a dream:
I was in my house, but there wasn't a roof o floor. I was like, in el espacio o something. My cama was floating there, and I was laying on it near a window. Outside the window was this forest, (which was weird, cause I was in space) Then, the glass of the window broke, and a buff-looking dude in a tutu pranced in and started salsa-dancing with my little sister- who was hanging in the center of the room. She looked like a zombie. publicado hace más de un año

The things that people pay attention to really says something about them. Who here has ever heard of Rachel's Challenge? If tu have o haven't, I want all of tu to help start a chain reaction of kindness in your school, your neighborhood, your town, wherever. If tu mostrar just a little kindness, tu might just start a chain reaction. publicado hace más de un año

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde publicado hace más de un año

Right here it's empty. In facebook it's full o_O publicado hace más de un año

Can anyone tell me how when tu answer a question, How do tu get the words in italics o even underlining the words o even making them más bold? I have been trying to do that for a while, But i can't seem to get them to turn out like how i want them to.
If tu can tell me, I will appreciate it! :D publicado hace más de un año

I've got a die-hard fan metal for this club! :) publicado hace más de un año

Just woke up !!!!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! :);):);):);) publicado hace más de un año

CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT KONY IS NOT GOING TO MAKE HIM STOP ABUSING CHILDREN. publicado hace más de un año

Lets see how many people are actually on this club. post the first thing that comes to mind when u see this...aim 30 =) publicado hace más de un año

That moment when someone in your class pretends to have a higher grade than they actually have, and the grade they're pretending to have is actually your grade. publicado hace más de un año

Kony is a man that needs to be arrested but cant be found. he kidnapps children in their sleep and forces them to kill their own parents. he then uses the girls for sexual reasons. he uses the boys to make soliders for himself. he has been doing this for years.
many innocent kids are tortured and/or die! we need to spread the word so that más ppl know about this. the más ppl know about this then those ppl might see him and be able to reportar him to police. pls help spread the word HELP STOP HIM publicado hace más de un año

WHERE'S MY CHAT BAR?!??! publicado hace más de un año

Apparently, there is a bunch of girls named Kelly around where I live that are looking for dates.... well that ain't weird at all. publicado hace más de un año

Please registrarse these clubes
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
One direction vs. Jls
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
Liam 'sexy' Payne
Zayn 'sizzling hot' malik
Louis 'fit' tomlinson
1Dx publicado hace más de un año

please registrarse the club '1dx'
thanx luv ya x publicado hace más de un año

[b]Don't[\b] scroll down !
link publicado hace más de un año

Happy International Women's Day! :) ♥
publicado hace más de un año

misceláneo dancing publicado hace más de un año

Does anyone else get embarrassed on a daily basis?

o is it just me? publicado hace más de un año

That moment when your friend dosen't know what a meme is... O_O publicado hace más de un año

alot of people worry about whats happening in other parts of the world and thats fine to each his own I guess and yes it is wrong whats happening but dont forget about your own country. Things happen in your own country things tu may not even know about, everyday. So if tu give donations to other countries tu should not forget your own either. Just saying. publicado hace más de un año

For some reason I have a really weird desire to write a fanfiction that is a crossover between Sons of Anarchy and David Copperfield por Charles Dickens...this should be interesting o f*cked up. publicado hace más de un año

KONY! tu SUCK. tu made me proud of my white inside and ashamed of my black outside! publicado hace más de un año

My advertisements seem to think i'm a perverted old man who likes big boobed whores.

Ad: Hey,a new hot girl joins every minute!

Me: Hey, No new fucks were given. publicado hace más de un año

God dammit is it THAT hard to google shit for yourselves people?

You're on the internet are tu not? So instead of being the millionth person to ask "Wat's Kony lol I heer all the tyme but will some 1 explain eet 2 me plz???", just type 'Kony 2012' in the searchbar in the parte superior, arriba of your damn screen and go to town.

You're not retarded just google IT for DERPS SAKE. publicado hace más de un año

Shut up about Kony.
And shut up in the respuestas about roleplaying every other god damn question.
It's annoying.
inb4 slowpoke o some shit.
Kthxbai. publicado hace más de un año

WHAT THE ...................IS KONY?? PLEASE EXPLAIN IN WORDS.!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

EVERYONE PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD OF KONY 2012 AND TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND HELP GET THE CHILDREN THEIR FREEDOM BACK! publicado hace más de un año

School is USELESS! English:We Speak It!,Math:1+1=2 beyonce taught Us that! History:They died get over it!,Art:...I can draw stickmen!,Science:Cavemen found out about fuego and it was a coincidence... Spanish:We have Dora.. publicado hace más de un año

Stop Kony 2012!! publicado hace más de un año

link

Stupid Jesse, though. Answer this please! publicado hace más de un año

Damn, I think i got a cold. Because my nose is very stuffy & runny, And i cough at times. ._.
God, I hate being sick. X| publicado hace más de un año

SAVE DERPY! publicado hace más de un año

Is your nombre de usuario symbolic? Why?? publicado hace más de un año

STOP KONY! publicado hace más de un año

how to i become an unfan???!! publicado hace más de un año