I'm not selfish, I just only think about myself. publicado hace más de un año

I have a job interview....Maybe I should fake my death? publicado hace más de un año

Accidentally scratching a scab and it bleeds. A lot más blood came out than normal .__. Its like a little pool lol. publicado hace más de un año

Sister: Why are tu ruining that burger with mayonnaise?
Me: Mayonnaise is delicious.
Sister: No. It's the Devil's condiment.
Me: How is it the Devil's con-"
Sister: *writes out '666' on empty plate with mayonnaise* See? SEE! publicado hace más de un año

i moved To Finland. meh. so, i have no idea. I MOVED THEIR TO SEE MY PARENTS publicado hace más de un año

u wot m8 1v1 me polybius publicado hace más de un año

intoxicate your brain with what i'm saying publicado hace más de un año

So this is pretty much how my morning went.
Me: *wakes up looks at clock* holy crap it's 7 I'm late! *runs go tell mom to drive me too school* *opens door walks into hallway sees brother*
*Brother looks at me*
*I realize he's in a full on CIVIL WAR UNIFORM*
People with normal siblings: "Wtf are tu doing!?"
Me: "Oh it's Saturday" *goes back to bed* publicado hace más de un año

Everyone: omg prom prom!!! My dress is so cute!!!! Prom is tonight!
Me: *eating Mc Donalds at grandma's house* mhmm what anime am I gonna watch today? ★ publicado hace más de un año

don't hug me i'm noscoped publicado hace más de un año

Happy Birthday to my fanpop account! Four years old already! XD publicado hace más de un año

tu can only find truth with logic if tu have already found truth without it.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton publicado hace más de un año

When tu see a cockroach in the bathroom at night and you're like "well...I guess I'll take a ducha, ducha de in the morning". publicado hace más de un año

he lives in his own heaven publicado hace más de un año

gotta form a plan of attack publicado hace más de un año

overkill publicado hace más de un año

up all night, sleep all day

*sips tea* publicado hace más de un año

we're playing those mind games together publicado hace más de un año

Post Anything tu want to...It's Completely Random...Pie! publicado hace más de un año

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii ! publicado hace más de un año

It's funny how back then Raiden was universally hated por gamers and Dante was considered as one of the most badass characters then fast adelante, hacia adelante to now and it's the other way around. publicado hace más de un año

I'm gonna be getting knee surgery. I don't really know what to think about it. publicado hace más de un año

This website used to be active in the año 2011 and 2012 now it's not the same. publicado hace más de un año

Man's best friend is their right hand. publicado hace más de un año

Anyone here who Loves Lana Del Rey ? !! publicado hace más de un año

better check urself before u shrek urself publicado hace más de un año

ll accidentally spills holy water everywhere ll publicado hace más de un año

your silent tears so full of pride publicado hace más de un año

well i'm gonna raise a fuss publicado hace más de un año

I feel like almost every fanpopper is a part of this club. publicado hace más de un año

marcador permanente sharpie and expo markers smell good. publicado hace más de un año

snakae publicado hace más de un año

do tu think aquaman gets caught in some of the trash floating in our oceans publicado hace más de un año

a difficult situation:
c4 is thrown into a senior bingo night event. the caller speaks into the mike "c4!" publicado hace más de un año

HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL publicado hace más de un año

waiter theres a fly in my soup
yeah yknow what else is in there the chefs fecal matter since he disagrees w/ company policy of washing your hands after using the restroom gross right publicado hace más de un año

yes bartender may i have a bloody mary
sure thing pal *throws bloody body on counter* publicado hace más de un año

when youre folding a piece of paper does it really matter if its folded hamburger o hot dog i mean its not like its gonna taste like either of those publicado hace más de un año

do bees know what their own stings feel like publicado hace más de un año

yeah thats cool and all but can tu describe the flavor of water publicado hace más de un año

if the cia and fbi were actually children and both were sceduled to have a playdate what exactly is the end result publicado hace más de un año

ladies and gentleman i have breaking news:
*insert no news* publicado hace más de un año

*takes a selfie w/ another person whos facing a different direction taking a selfie w/ another person facing a different direction taking a selife w/ me taking a selfie*
the cycle is complete publicado hace más de un año

Anyone here watch The Walking Dead? Breaking Bad? Prison Break? Fullmetal Alchemist? Attack on Titan? Monster? Trigun? Cowboy Bebop? publicado hace más de un año

Gay guys are hot! publicado hace más de un año

omijikun dicho …
The boy tu punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few minutos ago.
That girl tu called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.
The boy tu called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl tu pushed down the other día is already being abused at home.
tu think tu know them.
Guess what, tu DON'T!
Re-post if tu are against bullying.
I bet 99% of tu won't.
Re-post this if you're that 1% with a corazón publicado hace más de un año

Okay guys, change of plans.

I won't close my account, but instead, I just won't really come on much anymore.
I will still come here, but it'll be very rare.

I'm still going to post something on my muro with where I'm active though.~ publicado hace más de un año

The boy tu punched in the hall today, Committed suicide a few minutos ago.
That girl tu called a slut in class today, she's a virgin.
The boy tu called lame, He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl tu pushed down the other día is already being abused at home.
tu think tu know them.
Guess what, tu DON'T!
Re-post if tu are against bullying.
I bet 99% of tu won't.
Re-post this if you're that 1% with a corazón publicado hace más de un año

I hate it when my dad is spray painting stuff and then there's a lot of fumes and I feel like I'm gonna get high publicado hace más de un año

WAAAA I g-got 3 as in 3 medals?!!!
H-How? :O
But YEY!
\*o*/ That's really awesome even though i'm not that active anymore... ^-^ publicado hace más de un año

i could be doing anything right now and i chose to press buttons on a keyboard to make words to post on a wall
life well spent publicado hace más de un año

britney spears hits shakespeare w/ a speare
spears speared shakespeare publicado hace más de un año

googly eyes make everything better publicado hace más de un año

hangnails, papercuts, and cramps
the triple pain trio publicado hace más de un año

i am just decimating this muro with stupid muro posts its like that one time that this whole fucking muro was covered w/ bad puns for over 14 pages
the only difference is i'm más obnoxious than those puns publicado hace más de un año

whose to say that piglet is not a distant relative of hamlet i mean they both have pork in them publicado hace más de un año

remember kids ramen is a el espacio and letter away from raw men publicado hace más de un año

the okay gatsby publicado hace más de un año

shakespeare is hit por a spear
speared shakespeare publicado hace más de un año

shakespeare goes on a disney sitcom
shakeitupspeare publicado hace más de un año

shakespeare brings all the boys to the yard
milkshakespeare publicado hace más de un año

shakespeare becomes one w/ the ocean, growing fins and a lust for fish
sharkspeare publicado hace más de un año

sometimes i feel like i'm an old relic from years past on this site
and i should b/cause its true publicado hace más de un año

i find it hard to believe that spring break has only just begun for me like holy fuck publicado hace más de un año

there is truly nothing más confusing than making a joke that makes everyone laugh and then not understanding the joke yourself a few minutos later publicado hace más de un año

Remember when silly bands were the best things in the world and whoever had the coolest one was automatically popular? publicado hace más de un año

Im tired publicado hace más de un año

Go up to someone and say, "Cheese ... I amor Cheese.." then walk away looking dreamy publicado hace más de un año

Hot peppers club
link publicado hace más de un año

hi. publicado hace más de un año

Easter dulces is delicious! publicado hace más de un año

So today in my ceramics class I am making this little cartoon oso, oso de sculpture thing, and one of my friends asked another classmate if they could read what was written on their sculpture and replied with "barely". So I just hold up my freaking oso, oso de sculpture and was like, "Ha...Ha Ha, bear-ly." And then proceeded to choke on my own laughter for the siguiente half hora and if that doesn't sum up my dorky sense of humor I don't know what will. publicado hace más de un año

registrarse the "hot pepper" club link publicado hace más de un año

It should be illegal for a commercial to stop and buffer at the last possible second for five minutos ._. publicado hace más de un año

Why did my mom leave me inicial alone of she know that people on crutches can't get heir own food? I'm HUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color... publicado hace más de un año

i see a red door and i want it painted black publicado hace más de un año

Happy April Fools día everyone!!! publicado hace más de un año

Happiness is when tu see people joining your club without requesting :3 publicado hace más de un año

Download and play Irisu Syndrome, tu guys are gonna amor it publicado hace más de un año

happy troll día publicado hace más de un año

March is almost over? Great. So many bad things have happened to me and my family this month, I honestly can't wait to just turn around and leave March behind without turning back.
Sorry to complain, but...in short, this mes was just...bad for me. publicado hace más de un año

tu know what it's like when you're sitting on a bus when a stranger comes and sits siguiente to tu and their thigh awkwardly comes into contact with yours so tu just sit there siguiente to them for the whole journey with your face having less expression than a brick. publicado hace más de un año

People memorize the National Anthem and everyone's fine, but tu memorize the entirety of enredados and everyone loses their **** publicado hace más de un año

Happy birthday to me! I turned 23 today! publicado hace más de un año

Who here likes justin bieber? publicado hace más de un año

hola what's up misceláneo People :) publicado hace más de un año

Do not care about your reputation
Because your reputation will increase someday
Even your haters will respect you
But tu won't be there. publicado hace más de un año

gotTA CATch eM aLl

i just noticed i was listening to The Way the spanish verson

dust publicado hace más de un año

If anybody knew what I was going through
Is what your letter said
If anybody knew what I was gonna do
Would they push me to the edge?
But that bullet came
And we’re all to blame
Part of that bullet came from me. publicado hace más de un año

what do tu think about my quote when i go to Honduras.. ''I AM VOLTING tu tu FAT BALLED FATTEH FAT...'' publicado hace más de un año

Randomness makes me laugh say anything misceláneo out of nowhere and i will crack up!!!!!:D publicado hace más de un año

rAiSe uR fUcKinG hAn iF u r FucKinG sAsSSy
heLLLAAAaaaA publicado hace más de un año

tu should all listen to Robb Nash's música it's great (and he's a big sweetie omg) publicado hace más de un año

there is nothing worse than faded hair dye and the awful hair colour it brings. publicado hace más de un año

What is your favorito! horror movie :P publicado hace más de un año

Hi it's me starfox13 I'm trying to get to 200 fans please fan me publicado hace más de un año

OHMY123 IS NO MORE. She has been banned, thanks fanpop community :D publicado hace más de un año

look

someone wrote gullible in blood on the ceiling publicado hace más de un año

is anyone bored right now and just got yelled at por your little sister/brother? publicado hace más de un año