HEY. NO ONE'S ASKING tu TO SMELL IT. publicado hace más de un año

I always feel like i'm the worst so I act like i'm the best. publicado hace más de un año

Oh, I'm relieved.
My grandma finally got her computer fixed after the computer room ((A business that fixes computers)) found 13 viruses & 75 spywares on her computer. But they fixed it, And it's back up running again. :D
So I might start coming on más now that her computer is fixed. :') publicado hace más de un año

FRIDAY THE 13TH!!! registrarse my club, Junior Rookies! It's the most greatest club in the GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY GALAXY publicado hace más de un año

Crush, Kill, Destroy, Swag publicado hace más de un año

HAHA I LIVE, B*TCHES publicado hace más de un año

happy friday the thirteenth lol good luck and best wishes stay away from areas where hevy
things fall out of the sky XD publicado hace más de un año

Browsing 9gag:

"You laugh, tu lose" on super easy mode. publicado hace más de un año

friday 13th!
not a bad día :D publicado hace más de un año

Holy crap, I start working in an hora and I'm so fuckin tired! publicado hace más de un año

*Looks at Clock*.....10 pm? I got time....

What seems to be 1 hora later.

*Looks at clock*...................4 am.................Screw this......Imma watch DBZ. publicado hace más de un año

These fucking glitches are pissing me off to no end. God, I hate this. Just fucking fix it already. -_- publicado hace más de un año

So Fanpop's glitching with me.
Fuck tu too Fanpop.
...
I'm so sorry bby I amor tu we'll get through this I promise. publicado hace más de un año

tu some of this. publicado hace más de un año

The cops came to my house claiming my dog had chased down somebody on a bike. I told those idiots my dog doesn't have a bike publicado hace más de un año

Me VS Stomach Virus

Battle START!

...

...

FINISH HIM!!!

KO

Virus wins!

me: T_T publicado hace más de un año

Okay could I ask a huge favor. I entered a contest to name a cena in the new Simcity. To win I need friends to text the phone number 44144 and type in the code SIMCITY4596 as the body of the text. (you have to capatilize SIMCITY) That would count as one vote for me. tu can vote once a día intill the July 31. If I get the most votos the cena will have the name I picked (Lazy llama Lunch-In). Please do this for me. It means ALOT to me publicado hace más de un año

"There once was an old man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating a his shoe.
He woke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true."
~Gary, the snail. publicado hace más de un año

:) what did tu do today? publicado hace más de un año

I suppose I should tell tu guys something and explain why I might act a bit out of character...

I got the most shocking news of my life earlier today.

I found out my sister is my mom, my parents are my grandparents, and my siblings are my aunt' and uncles...

and also, I'm going away Sunday for 2 weeks, and I won't have access to the internet, ^-^' publicado hace más de un año

Guess who :D publicado hace más de un año

I'm leaving for the best camp in the history of summer camps on Sunday. It's my segundo year.

The days until then? Longest days of my life. publicado hace más de un año

playing skywire vip... publicado hace más de un año

When I ripped my pants,
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky-high.
And now she won’t even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants.
~ Spongebob Squarepants. publicado hace más de un año

I just got the most shocking news of my life :D publicado hace más de un año

I have La Baton lying in the shed somewhere. Yeah, we gave it a French name. I prefer to just call it a baseball bat. publicado hace más de un año

Trolls, why do tu even try?

WHAT do tu have to gain from trolling, in all reality?

Does it keep your hands busy as tu type away, amusing yourself with temporary entertainment? Does it really amuse tu that much? Well, that is just SELFISH. tu think we want to log on and see trolls pleasuring themselves on the Internet? NO.

Trolls, if tu really feel that bored, go play some video games o something because we don't have time nor patience for your shit. publicado hace más de un año

f all of u publicado hace más de un año

i got new leather boots today (cuz i a Texan and we're better than y'all out there) and when my dog smelled them he ran to another spot in the yard with his tail tucked between his legs.i dont know why publicado hace más de un año

Is this international hate día o something?

and if so...

Y U NO POST pregunta ABOUT ME D: publicado hace más de un año

does anyone know y justyce111 hates me :( publicado hace más de un año

>Types "Queen Chrysalis" on Google"
>Third suggestion is "Queen Chrysalis Rule 34"
>mfw link publicado hace más de un año

I just got very suspicous.....

Today we have had 3 difrerent trolls

-beast
3doorsdown
And now hater66

Im honestly not sure,but i think these may be the three same people
Could they be????? publicado hace más de un año

I have a club if anyone's interested in joining. :3

Here's the link- link publicado hace más de un año

Directly from Teens React to Twilight....

Evil sick twisted woman: "Who wouldn't want a boyfriend that sparkles?"

Me: "Ohhh....dear lord....make it stop...please let that woman be alone in that..."

Other sick twisted woman: "I amor vampires, I amor Edward, I amor sparkles."

Me: *Places gun to temple* "I don't want to live here anymore...I really don't."

Guy: "I like Twilight."

Me: "TRAITOR!!!!!!" publicado hace más de un año

Omfg rotflol evrryone watch the vid on here "gitlers reaction to kim kardashians divorce" SO FRIGGIN FUNNY XDDDD publicado hace más de un año

leche Choclate Mickie publicado hace más de un año

Abraham lincoln Vampire hunter?

NO JOKE this is a movie. A real movie. Oh MY GOD I laughed so much when my sister told me about this. Hollywood has lost their creativity. I almost guarantee tu this movie will suck. xDDDDDDDDDD publicado hace más de un año

Lesson one: Only trust people who like big butts... They cannot lie.

And yes, from this día adelante, hacia adelante I'm gonna start giving lessons. XD publicado hace más de un año

I have this really bad habbit of listening to a new CD, and loving the songs I've listened to online.
Your gonna be like "Whats so bad about that?"
But then, I don't listen to the rest of the CD.

I have had the paramore album RIOT! for about 2 years now, and it was only a couple of weeks hace I started to like the first song on the album For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic

Happened with my FOB album, MCR, BVB, and with every album I buy -_-' publicado hace más de un año

I'm that crazy guy that tu see who is afraid of the dark, so when my house is dark, I walk around the dark hallways with my sword on hand, justyfing it por saying I will go make a sammich. Oh, and I make the sammich in the dark too, jumping at every sound. publicado hace más de un año

If tu are considering telling/going to tell someone to kill themselves, o telling someone something personally hurtful, consider this:

• No
• Stop
• Don't fucking do that
• What's wrong with you
• That's not funny
• Don't do that
• They can seriously hurt themselves tu asshole

Bonus tip:
Rape jokes aren't funny. Do not joke about rape. Do not take it lightly. Never say "I'd rape him/her" o "I wish he/she would rape me". Rape is a fucking serious topic. publicado hace más de un año

Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitute depends on who tu are. publicado hace más de un año

Just talk yourself up
And tear yourself down
You've hit your one wall
Now find a way around
Well, what's the problem?
You've got a lot of nerve

So what did tu think I would say?
No, tu can't run away
No, tu can't run away
So what did tu think I would say?
No, tu can't run away
No, tu can't run away
tu wouldn't

I never wanted to say this
tu never wanted to stay
I put my faith in you
So much faith
And then tu just threw it away
tu threw it away publicado hace más de un año

i am not some of this
im all of this
bitches publicado hace más de un año

What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every estrella fall
Brought tu to tears again
We are the very hurt tu sold

And what's the worst tu take
(Worst tu take)
From every corazón tu break
(Heart tu break)
And like the blade tu stain
(Blade tu stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight publicado hace más de un año

“I mean, part of why I’m so sympatico with (Styx), they put on a giant, epic mostrar every single night and it’s really over the parte superior, arriba and that’s what people love.”

- Gowan publicado hace más de un año

Sheriff: No pie for all of you! publicado hace más de un año

At work and power just totally went out... Kind of impressive for a big store like this. I'm probably going to be able to go inicial sooner! Yay!! publicado hace más de un año

Have a really bad habbit of saying: "Hey Ho! Lets go!" whenever I want to leave of get out of a place ^_^ publicado hace más de un año

Some guy just came to the door telling us that we can learn to make money por drinking coffee xDD publicado hace más de un año

I'm in an "I amor everyone" phase...

I amor tu <3 publicado hace más de un año

people that take my nombre de usuario seriously más like hahaha what publicado hace más de un año

Funny things that happened to jnrm and I~

*we're sitting in my room she's drawing and I'm eating noodles*

Me: My moms and my plan for the CT concierto is hang out downtown all día and hopefully run into Keith, THEN I"LL DRUG HIM THREW HIM IN THE el maletero, tronco OF MY SISTERS CAR, and then he can live in my closet c;

Jnrm: *looks at me*

Me: *I look at her*

*we burst out laughing for no reason. publicado hace más de un año

holy shit i just yawned and it felt like my jaw división, split in half call 911 what the fuck
ow publicado hace más de un año

I am søøøøø board i am now going to wisconsin and its a 10 hora drive only 2 1/2 hours longer :/ publicado hace más de un año

I don't know why anybody would want to be like me, I have issues. publicado hace más de un año

Meebo didn't go away ._. huh publicado hace más de un año

"Take it to the head!""Yeah,yeah""Don't think about it,be about it.""Take it to the head!" publicado hace más de un año

hola guys I have another account called Evilpineapple but I made this one because I wanted to change my nombre de usuario so please add me :) publicado hace más de un año

When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball publicado hace más de un año

Remember, remember the 5th of November. publicado hace más de un año

I guess we all have to be prepared for the game/war between didumissme and us. *giggles* This will be fun! I think that user is Stella,but he/she could also be -beast. I guess we'll have to find out tomorrow! ^^ publicado hace más de un año

die tu some of this scum publicado hace más de un año

i am some of this sexual publicado hace más de un año

i identify as some of this publicado hace más de un año

tu some of this publicado hace más de un año

Whoever is reporting my answer (when nothing is wrong with them) I'd advise tu to knock it the fuck off. If tu have a problem with me then why don't say it to me instead of reporting my respuestas that tu don't like. Whoever did it I seriously hate tu because you've probably was the one doing that for a while now. So knock it off. publicado hace más de un año

Needs más role players. link Feel free to message me if tu have any ?s publicado hace más de un año

comentario once if you're going to comentario twice publicado hace más de un año

Watching the American League team get crushed in the All estrella Game. All the fault of those darn Yankees and Blue Jays (for the record, I am an Orioles fan) publicado hace más de un año

tu people should registrarse my club for Arizona Ice Tea!!!!!! Cuz its awesome publicado hace más de un año

I...
...I think I just witnessed a tick commit suicide... publicado hace más de un año

I don't think I'll ever change my icon. publicado hace más de un año

i am going c ya all l8ter ba bye bye publicado hace más de un año

CHILLYNEON! tu BETTER TELL ME WHY tu CAME UP WITH YOUR USERNAME!!! XDDD publicado hace más de un año

hola can any 1 look at my drawings every 1 dicho they suck but do u think they do publicado hace más de un año

tu know your a ultimate troll when tu can troll Cleverbot publicado hace más de un año

if tu ever lose complete faith in fanpop and start to hate it, just remember pewdiepie uses it to look at funny animal pictures publicado hace más de un año

I'm talking to a Bi cleverbot publicado hace más de un año

herro all yall misceláneo people publicado hace más de un año

was changing my perfil pic a good idea publicado hace más de un año

homestuck fans that dont read the comic/skip/ only amor it for the trolls
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My god... I just had the best sundae in my life... It's like my fantasies were put into a sundae and I'm in heaven... :'D

There was mint choc chip, cookie dough, and naranja sherbet with caramel, kit kat pieces and liquid marshmallow.

naranja sherbet...ORANGE SHERBET... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*nom nom nom* :3 publicado hace más de un año

Plot twist: She DOES know she's beautiful, she was just fishing for compliments. publicado hace más de un año

Cleverbot an I are having an argument about who of us is the biggest she-male. "Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?" publicado hace más de un año

Did u know, that if u yell "bloody mary" 3 times in front of your mirror at 3am ur mom will mostrar up & tell u to shut up and go to bed? publicado hace más de un año

Happy last día Meebo.
We will still have a chatbar but it'll be por google not meebo publicado hace más de un año

Post your favorito! Bands/singers....PWWEAZE publicado hace más de un año

I recall one time I tasted like oreos C: publicado hace más de un año

Smoke coal everyday. publicado hace más de un año

My hair is dyed black and I have a lip ring. That does not make me "emo" o "scene". publicado hace más de un año

plz anwers my pregunta what do i do publicado hace más de un año

Come in,come in. I'm sorry for my sloppy attire,the housecreeper has not washed my clothes. You'll also have to excuse the bloodstains. A walk through my unlivingroom...Ah,don't tu like the way the flames leap to the ceiling? Too bad we dont have a fireplace. publicado hace más de un año

Me: *Making brownies*
Mother and father: *Talking about my brothers work hours*
*I suddenly hear from dad*

"Well they're all working hard....except for this guy."

........so I licked the brownie batter......I liked them.....my dad thought they tasted funny....Revenge is sweet when tu use actual sweets. publicado hace más de un año

Does anyone want to talk to a robot (the computer)? well here's the link: link publicado hace más de un año

I HATE GODZILLA! publicado hace más de un año

I just thought I should tell tu guys~

As of this Sunday, I will be gone for two weeks on a vacation, and I won't have access to the internet,

So if tu don't see me online, no need to worry, I'll just be bored out of my mind for 2 weeks, nothing big ;3; publicado hace más de un año

comentario the funniest thing that has ever happened to tu o someone tu know! publicado hace más de un año

I made a pregunta a lot of people answered. :O

I feel so special ;A; publicado hace más de un año