Kim Jong IL is DEAD. publicado hace más de un año

I was using Bad Translator and...

Original text: pastas, pasta IS LIFE.

10 translations later, Bing gives us: PARKING IS AVAILABLE.

Wat. ಠ_ಠ publicado hace más de un año

slut - a woman with the morals of a man publicado hace más de un año

That awkward moment when trofeos lock actually breaks. publicado hace más de un año

In the URL, add nyanit.com after the link but before the www.

Example: link

It's awesome xD publicado hace más de un año

*Scolls down to misceláneo club**See's pic roasted chicken taking a crap**Loses apitite(sorry for spelling) for chicken.**Starts to taste vomit**Swallows it.**Gets goosebumps*Errrrr......I'm not going to eat chicken anymore after i saw that pic.......*_*Anyone with me?.... publicado hace más de un año

Ship spam war. .__. publicado hace más de un año

She smiles no más but has a pretty dress I take her foot bones she need this nomore but i still hear música from that pesky chest why?
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She selled sea shells por the sea shore. publicado hace más de un año

the purple unicorn striked the green balloon while eating pie.......ooooo i like pie publicado hace más de un año

Hi does anybody have a wii o ps3 on here plzxx publicado hace más de un año

.....are tu an obsessive fangirl if tu have over 2500 pics of that one thing? ._.
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So not only do Italy and Death the Kid share a voice actor, but so do Greece and Death Scythe.

Oh god what's next? publicado hace más de un año

Has anyone got past opening the chest in alice is dead Ep.1
if tu have please hlep all I have is Alices bone,rock,drink me bottle,shovle top,and a card
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My thoughts are racing faster than my body can react

The danger doesn't register. The fear feels like an act.

Don't pull the plug, I swear this isn't how I want to go.

The sound of my corazón pounding tells me there's still hope. publicado hace más de un año

Her head isn't human. its a skull,you can see her blond hair and her pretty blue dress. What's this,a note. The note says "kill the rabbit." i better get out of here. *takes her leg bone* This will be useful,not like she needs it anymore.. publicado hace más de un año

I want tu to know
That you've fallen through a hole in the sky
The strangers welcome tu (welcome you)
As tu lose your sanity, they touch your soul

Let them into your mind
Let them into, let me in you...

I want tu to know that the smoke bellows our the depths of the pipe
Caress you, it makes tu believe anything
All the truths, all the lies

Let them into your mind
Let them into, let me in you...

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╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
╚╩╩╩╝
I mean it!!!! publicado hace más de un año

Alice is dead. Be careful of the white rabbit. He's the murderer,he'll kill tu too.. publicado hace más de un año

there are only three things that are infinite... human stupidity, the universe, and the number of zubats in a dark cave.... <sigh> publicado hace más de un año

My dad was helping my brother with his geography and they started making smarts comments.

BROTHER: Why is it called Hungary?
DAD: I don't know, but if they're so hungry, they should go eat Turkey.
*They both start laughing*

I'm obviously a hetalia fan and I have a HUGE dirty mind so I think tu know where this went... publicado hace más de un año

Yesterday during health, we were talking about the circulatory system. My teacher said, "So, when doctors prick your fingers every year, it bleeds because they broke the capillaries. Everyone was all, "Oh, I hate that so much! Why do they have to do that? It hurts so bad!"
I was looking at them like, what the heck? It doesn't hurt at all. tu little brats.
Im Type 1 Diabetic. I prick my finger six times a día at the least. publicado hace más de un año

I was on cleverbot.... it insisted i was pregnant, tried to make me marry it, tried to rape me... then called me a guy -_- publicado hace más de un año

The girl tu just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl tu just called ugly?... She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy tu just tripped?.. He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country. That guy tu just made fun of for crying?... His mother is dying. publicado hace más de un año

ok mom:hi son what are tu doing

son:you make me feel so lalalala

mom:excuse me

son with different song:oh my girl she loves me loves me

mom:you are too young to be dating

son another song (kesha ): blah blah blah blah

mom :you are grounded

son taking earphones off: wh wha what tu say publicado hace más de un año

My friend made this and sent it to me.

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......My friends are awesome. xD publicado hace más de un año

My little fucking sister reminds me of Belarus. I'm completely serious, she terrifies me. She always tries to kiss me and stuff and today she kept putting her butt in my face... Once she went "I like your BOOBIE!" and started laughing. I don't know if she's actuación like this just because she's so young (4) and thinks it's funny because she doesn't know better, but if it's not just that and it continues when she's older I'm hoping the fucking border. publicado hace más de un año

That megan400 chick is an idiot. She gave us her real password. Tell me im not the only one who used it to see if it was real? publicado hace más de un año

im italy who are? publicado hace más de un año

Can someone give me a like to download an Mp3 of "Set fuego to the Rain" por Adele? google is prooving worthless. >_< publicado hace más de un año

That's nice. Isn't it nice? It's all very nice. publicado hace más de un año

I just got "Paint it, white!"!!!!!!!!!

:D publicado hace más de un año

>Sitting here watching Scooby Doo, and Fred's parent's get abducted por ghost pirates.
>Fred says "No one messes with the Jones family!"
>Jones family
>Fred Jones
>Alfred Jones
MOTHER OF GOD. publicado hace más de un año

I'm starting to wonder... If one synchronized swimmer drowns during a performance, do the others have to drown themselves? publicado hace más de un año

Die potato!!!
Nuooooooooooooooooooooooo!! publicado hace más de un año

Its true that i'm respectable, but i have a tongue that keeps tu one año searching for the parts of your dignity :) publicado hace más de un año

La.La.LA.LA.La. publicado hace más de un año

new medication, bad idea......i broke out in hives.....T.T publicado hace más de un año

Malfatto;

Il mio Dottore. ~ ♥ publicado hace más de un año

im italy who are you? publicado hace más de un año

Oh my fluffles its snowin outside XD and I'm in short sleeved shorts and a short sleeved camisa, camiseta publicado hace más de un año

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find the hidden name and tell me if thats your name publicado hace más de un año

Chuck norris.Nuff dicho publicado hace más de un año

penguins and pandas them black and white animales starting with P Why is that anybody got a clue
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Starfish are so cute!! *hugs a wooden starfish* Bow down to it! publicado hace más de un año

Why dont we have wings but have shoulder blades why are they called shoulder blades theyre not like their swords o anything sharp why do we have feet why not just hands why do we have backpacks but not front packs this world is truly confusing aaaaaaaannnnnnddddd...................... RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

hahahahahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa i amor japan?????!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

Oh my God. Here's a bit from the Wiki articulo for Sealand:
In the manga/anime series hetalia por Hidekaz Himaruya, which features stereotyped anthropomorphic personifications of countries and empires, Sealand is a character. Sealand is described as the smallest character in the series, a reference to the fact it is, the smallest nation in the world. He's depicted as having short blond hair and wearing a blue/white sailor suit. His obscurity reaches far beyond the grasp of the real Sealand. publicado hace más de un año

I held my dart gun like a normal person and I missed my brother por a longshot.
I held it upside down and I hit him directly in the head from 30 feet away.
It makes so much más sense now... publicado hace más de un año

In school today, we had a fun little navidad examen [not graded, just for fun]. The first question: What do they call Santa in Italy? I had absalutaly no idea, so I simplly put: Finland.

My friends(those wierd non-hetalians) looked at me funny the rest of class. publicado hace más de un año

Oh fuck I broke my Soul Eater scythe necklace. publicado hace más de un año

DX I'm having a freakling snleezing attack! publicado hace más de un año

That awkward moment when tu get the hiccups during a prayer at church. publicado hace más de un año

Is there anybody else that HATES I'm Sexy and I Know It?! It drives me INSANE!!! How could anybody like that?! Seriously, please tell me that I'm not alone in my hatred... publicado hace más de un año

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..................xD publicado hace más de un año

Its my 16th birthday :-) publicado hace más de un año

sup im at a school dance lol publicado hace más de un año

Swipe is evil. It completely fucks up sentences.

(Now for that sentence being dicho using swipe)

Swype I'd evil.out competed shots 2p intend.

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Merry navidad everyone!! :D!!! :3 Hope tu all have a great one 83 publicado hace más de un año

Tacoz.

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Sup publicado hace más de un año

Wow just fucking wow my mom went off on me cause i guessed one present i got when she guesses all of hers and now apparently i ruined everything. I dont get it =\ publicado hace más de un año

mind if i scream a little?
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When we fly up in the north how do we know that we are not really going down if we were in the south. Think about it if we dig down in the south and for an anonymous reason we have anti gravity boots so when we reach the north we end up going up right publicado hace más de un año

We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside us. publicado hace más de un año

That awkward moment when tu think about the person who discovered milk. WHAT WERE tu DOING WITH THAT COW?! publicado hace más de un año

Fúck off! >╰(ò□ ó ﾉ)彡 ╰(o∇ o╰) 彡 < Come back! publicado hace más de un año

Tears do not mean you’re weak. It means that tu really cared one day. publicado hace más de un año

TINY MINISKIRTS!!!
I amor DOGS!!!
THIS MEME HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!
I'm not short!
I'll dissect tu all!
Symmetry is key. Everything must be aesthetically perfect.
PASTAAA~!!!
VODKAAAA~!!
Aiyaa!
Kawaii aru~!
I'm a perfectly normal guy!
Man, winter can suck on my jingle bells!

...just some stuff from your average otaku nerd... publicado hace más de un año

My friend Kaitlyn now has a fanpop account.

Not sure if good thing...or bad thing... publicado hace más de un año

when i die i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in my sleep... not screamingike the passengers in his car did.... XD publicado hace más de un año

Is anyone else having a problem viewing hidden comentarios on muro posts?
It's like, if a post has 8 o más comments, it won't mostrar the hidden comments. Every time I click on it, it's all like:
"PFT lol tu WANTED TO SEE THESE comentarios DIDN'T YOU? WELL LET ME REDIRECT tu TO A PAGE OF JUMBLED SHIT AHAHAHA UMADBRO?"

I dunno if this has been asked o not. I am aware this should have been a pregunta but, mehhh...
._. publicado hace más de un año

Todd Haberkorn should go to an Italian restaurant and speak in an Italy voice the whole time. .__. publicado hace más de un año

lays flat, won't bacon. ;) publicado hace más de un año

Yay!On Saturday I get to go with,my bro,dad,and mom to my Aunt and Uncle's house in Arkansas!WOO HOO!!!Hey did tu know that Hoo and Yay!Aren't real words?I didn't!Stupid Spell check! publicado hace más de un año

Today I saw a lady carrying her baby on her hip, with her hand supporting the baby's stomach and nothing else. It wasn't a toddler, they weren't laughing, it was a baby. There are so many things wrong with this city... publicado hace más de un año

Today in school, my guy friends got a stapler and tried to stable their nipples in the middle of science class........*face palm* My life is maaaaaad weird! publicado hace más de un año

That awkward moment when you're in history class and remember something from hetalia and crack up laughing in front of the whole class.
:truestory: publicado hace más de un año

My teacher in Social Studies today: "It's like the United States and Russia were using them as chess pieces."

Since that time way earlier today, I cannot stop thinking about America and Russia from hetalia in a giant interactive-ish chess game like the one in the first Harry Potter, but instead of y'know Harry, Ron, and Hermione it's them two... xD

I have a bad username, sorry... publicado hace más de un año

XD I feel like an idiot me and my uncle put a chocolate chip cookie in the microwave to see if it would explode.............I guess tu have to cook them in an horno first.........XD publicado hace más de un año

The imágenes are trippin' me out bro @________@ publicado hace más de un año

That awkward moment when tu can never catch the ball that's rolling away from you... publicado hace más de un año

It's kinda funny how a bunch of the OCs in the RP are pairing up with the canon characters xD publicado hace más de un año

This missymwh12232 is like annoying...
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(Gonna be OOC for a sec...)

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THIS IS WHY I amor VOICE ACTORS. xD publicado hace más de un año

My biggest internet noob moment... I saw a bunch of people saying FTW, and instead of being sensible and saying "Oh, that means FOR THE WIN!", I thought it meant "FUCK THE WHAT!"

I really don't know... maybe the opposite of what the fuck? Like... oh geez, I had to actually look it up on Urban Dictionary *headdesk* publicado hace más de un año

If that internet censorship shit passes, I'm gonna blow some shit up. Wait, I do that every day....

I'll blow ten times más shit up. x) -Oregon publicado hace más de un año

there should be a 'like' button publicado hace más de un año

Chair mode activate

Boop. publicado hace más de un año

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my lunch mesa, tabla just lost its virginity. O_O

Stupid Anthony.....pretending to fuck a table..... publicado hace más de un año

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*Notices that it's tomorrow from our planning yesterday*

......And so it begins! -Oregon publicado hace más de un año

so like i was playing badminton then the shuttlecock went and got stuck in a árbol saw i got a stick tied the racket to it so then i started wacking at the thin on my 5th wack the racket just disappeared and it didnt fall anywhere o i wouldve heard it o seen it so i think the árbol got pissed and ate my racket how am i gonna play now =( .

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So, you're the bítch, who saw the bítch, who told the bítch, that I was a bítch. If I'm a bítch, then you're a bítch for calling me a bítch. Your mom is a bítch for having a bítch, your dad is a bítch for fúcking a bítch. Well listen bítch, it takes a bítch to know a bítch. Who's the bítch now? Bítch

I saw that on my friends blog. O.O publicado hace más de un año

~PaRtyTiMe~

Is

~ALL tHe tiMe.~

Other than when it's not. publicado hace más de un año

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This. publicado hace más de un año

Hears on tv: Invade poland.

Me: did prussia invade poland? o.o publicado hace más de un año

Spartan Cornholio.

That is all for now. publicado hace más de un año

I just popped my gum and it went all over my nose XD publicado hace más de un año