I feel lazier than the man who made the japanese flag. publicado hace más de un año

DENMARK used Swedish!
'Bork bork bork!'
It missed!
...By a mile!
SISTER SWEDEN used Glare!
It was super effective! publicado hace más de un año

Part 3
I can't even touch it without getting dye on my fingers. So I wash it quick, with shampoo that is supposed to keep dye jobs from fading por the way, and I realize the ducha, ducha de is filled, and I mean FILLED with purple dye. I pray that it will still be okay. So I get out and dry it. Guess what? No más purple dye. tu could barely see it to begin with, but she dicho after it's washed it's supposed to get brighter. Now it's gone. Just gone. NOT HAPPY. publicado hace más de un año

Part 2
When she put the purple dye on, she was tired and didn't want to have to wash my hair again to let it settle. So she used a makeshift method of drying it and straightening over it. Oh, and she barely gave me a trim. Just thinned out the edges of my hair. She dicho I could wash my hair tonight if I really wanted to because the dye was still sticky but that she would recommend waiting till tomorrow. por the time I get home, there is dye all over my neck. publicado hace más de un año

Okay, I need to vent. So I go to my sisters friend today who is a hair stylist. I want my roots retouched black, a trim and the tips of my hair dyed purple. I couldn't make a real appointment with her because she was only supposed to be assisting stylists that day. So on paper, we were a walk in. She was only supposed to be working till 6 and there were other walk in's, so there was a lot of waiting and her rushing doing my hair. publicado hace más de un año

Crap. PartyOrange just got suspended. AGAIN. People, stop reporting her. She didn't do anything wrong. publicado hace más de un año

Me and my three friends all went to the store.

And when A's dad went into the store, we all got in the back of the truck and sat in the dismantled bathtub, and sang Halestorm songs.

It was AWESOME! publicado hace más de un año

Kid choice awards tonight !!

Im ready to be a kid again (: Wheres the popcorn? publicado hace más de un año

mostrar MEH THE CARFAX. publicado hace más de un año

GUYS GUYS GEUSS WHAT I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK! :DDDDD

*LEAPS OUT OF WINDOWS* publicado hace más de un año

heey everyone just wanted 2 let u know that i am going to cama hopefully 2 dream about robert pattinson ok... lol amor u all and goodnight xx publicado hace más de un año

I like anime and everything but since how long does misceláneo mean Anime? Almost everything is anime here. :/ publicado hace más de un año

r.i.p. my little cousin...... publicado hace más de un año

Please Join: link publicado hace más de un año

I am back from my graduation! :D publicado hace más de un año

Please answer this question: link publicado hace más de un año

Any 1 watch Adventure Time? publicado hace más de un año

R.I.P. all the crew that were lost on the MSR titanic.
R.I.P. the band who continued to play while the ship was going down
R.I.P. every poor soul that shall be remembered on April 15th 100 years since your death.

We shall not forget tu
Near, far wherever tu are
We beilive that the corazón does go on.......... publicado hace más de un año

‎WTF Facts : A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't. publicado hace más de un año

It's 6:23 AM, I was able to get SOME time on here anyway.
Today is cinturón, correa graduation day.

Wish me luck everyone! publicado hace más de un año

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
10 apoyar if tu can guess what song im singing

publicado hace más de un año

So here I am drinking a nice frambuesa zalamero, batido de frutas late at night...

...when I golondrina the leaf.

Ugh, it's disgusting. Why do they even have those leaves? Don't those zalamero, batido de frutas makers know we can choke to death? xP publicado hace más de un año

Cotton dulces are clouds that have come down to the earth to be our friends. WHY DO WE KEEP EATING THEM!? publicado hace más de un año

Who do I choose? A tall boy named Frank (or Frankie) o a boy named Kekoa (hawaiian name)? publicado hace más de un año

When I get a message:
Oh shit how do I respond.... *Spends all día thinking of a response*
Okay I think I got it.... *Slowly types*
*Hesitates for an hora before sending it*
*Presses send and goes to hide in the closet to pretend she doesn't exist* c: publicado hace más de un año

''All the ancient classic fairy tales have always been scary and dark.''

-Helena Bonham Carter
publicado hace más de un año

Don't go in the closet.
Don't go in the closet.
BITCH I TOLD tu NOT TO GO IN THE CLOSET. publicado hace más de un año

Horror movie crazed. xD publicado hace más de un año

Pekoponians. publicado hace más de un año

I am a hunger games/ Vlad tod/ Artemis fowl/ owl city/ soul eater/ death the kid/ warrior cats/ vampire loving girl.  publicado hace más de un año

Anyone else Heard of o Joined the Mega millions for half a billion today? Everyone at school was talking about it today publicado hace más de un año

This song is so awesome!!*Dances to song* publicado hace más de un año

Yesterday I sent my girlfriend a card for Valentine's day. She called me, all hysterical, asking why the hell she got her 'Valentine's card' so late. I dicho to her:

"To surprise you, darling. I wouldn't give tu one on Valentine's day, because that's what everyone's supposed to do on that day. It's no fun, and it's not special. tu deserve way better."

And she melted. I must be some kind of epic boss. I wonder what powers I have. publicado hace más de un año

I had the weirdest fanpop related dream a couple of nights ago...
I mean all the users were walking around and the *people* were iconos with legs...
So two popular users (guy and girl, not saying the names) hooked up and had two other popular users. I don't know why but then other users started chasing them and Godzilla popped up with Justin Bieber and he started spitting missiles.
Yeah, I forgot the rest but Lego DOES come in there somewhere...

Wow, I'm freaky... publicado hace más de un año

hola everyone, I wont be on tomorrow until the afternoon o evening because i'm having a cinturón, correa graduation at my karate place. (Going from brown to high brown belt)
This is my last standard cinturón, correa graduation, This is going to be a big one for me because afterwards, I will have to test for black belt.
And then after that, My mom is taking me out for sushi to eat.
That's why i wont be on until much later tomorrow.
Wish me luck everyone! publicado hace más de un año

Death Note!! :D publicado hace más de un año

NYAN CAT!!!!

___━━____┓━╭━━━━━━╮
^━━^
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O
____━━____━┗|:::::::::::::::::­­­­­: | ╰ -╯

____━━____━━╰O--O----O-O-╯ publicado hace más de un año

That Moment When tu Burst Out Crying Alone In Your Room, And tu Realize That No One Truly Knows How Unhappy tu Are Because
tu Don't Want Anyone To Know. publicado hace más de un año

tu didn't have the Indiana Jones theme song going through your head, but tu do now. publicado hace más de un año

misceláneo poetry:

Spring has sprung
Fall has fell.
Summer is here,
And it's hotter than Hell publicado hace más de un año

Sushi is good for the soul. :) publicado hace más de un año

Slender man. publicado hace más de un año

I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Aka I'M misceláneo AND I KNOW IT!
(song is stuck in my head darn it!) publicado hace más de un año

I hate when I'm trying to take a test . and its dead quiet and someone decides to tap their pencil TRYING to make a beat .

STUPID pencil tappers!

ITS ANNOYING ! ! ! publicado hace más de un año

DELETING THIS ACCOUNT!!!!
If u follow me, here's my new account

link publicado hace más de un año

I am rubber
tu are glue
Insults bounce off me
And stick to tu publicado hace más de un año

What makes it magic? publicado hace más de un año

Littlebigplanet's badass. publicado hace más de un año

ugh, damn homework!!! i get too much!! literally, 3 peices a día MINIMUM no lie!!! publicado hace más de un año

Please registrarse my club: [u]link publicado hace más de un año

I'm sick and tired of Trolls.

publicado hace más de un año

Rin Kagamine is awesome! C: publicado hace más de un año

😄😊😃😃😉😍😘😚😳😌😁😜😝😒😏😓😔😞😖😥😰😨😣😢😭😂😲😱😱😠😡😪😷👿👿. Omg I have mixed emocitons publicado hace más de un año

THE araña BIT ME!!!! IM DYING!!!! EVERYTHINGS GOING DARK!!! I CAN SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT!!!! MUST RESIST FROM GOING INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!

remind me not to drink 6 cans of sprite....too much sugar lol. publicado hace más de un año

Whenever something goes wrong my husband always tells me to drink my own piss. publicado hace más de un año

I asked him to fix the roof. He dicho he could do it in ten segundos flat. publicado hace más de un año

Shit Happens For Trolls.

Damn Trolls! publicado hace más de un año

My husband calls me "Derpina"during sex.... what does that mean???
publicado hace más de un año

Do tu have $1.50 on you? publicado hace más de un año

What The Fuck Is This? Troll Invasion Week

I wish There were más users to reportar these trolls Faster!

DAMN TROLLS! publicado hace más de un año

a blue blured rodent that is capable of high speeds faces a mecha-omlet.

this refrecing is EaSy! publicado hace más de un año

A hero of a fungas world and a tortuga tryant constantly clash over a beloved rosado, rosa maiden,the hero constantly used hammers and fuego tulips to defeat the dragon-turtle,the turd creatures,and evil turtles.the hero occasionally has his sibling and a raptor to help in the fight.

what game am I refrencing?(EASY) publicado hace más de un año

Looming darkness and corrupted chaos,a dark sinister shadow emerges from a gateway of hell and attack a young maiden of a royal family,a warrior in green with a might sword smights the demon and saves the princess.the three powerful triangles are at rest...for now...

What game am I refrencing? publicado hace más de un año

Laugh.....Laughter.....Lautherness..... publicado hace más de un año

This place needs a breath of fresh air.

After a while all the idiocy and bullshit starts to get old. publicado hace más de un año

What is this?
National Invasion of Trolls Week?

I wish there were más users who would reportar them faster IF they saw the preguntas on they're updates.
Obviously not.-.- publicado hace más de un año

Um, guys... I have a confession to make... Please don't be too mad, 8theGreat, but...

Well, my 4th favorito! number is 8...
... And my 5th favorito! number is 7.

*Cowers* publicado hace más de un año

"YOUR HARRY FREAKING POTTER" publicado hace más de un año

What is up with all of these stupid questions?? publicado hace más de un año

SOMEONE KILL ME THAT perra IS BACK. D:< publicado hace más de un año

I feel like the Devil hit me in the back of the head with a bloody curling iron, and then the Lipstick Face Demon from Insidious threw up on me, and then Slenderman ripped my throat out. publicado hace más de un año

*In the cafe*

Friend 1: Did tu all bring your money?
Friend 2: What? NO!
Everyone else: *facepalm* publicado hace más de un año

*Phone rings*
Friend 1: Is this your cousin?
Friend 2: I don't know. Hello?
Yeah, pick me up at 8.
No, We're not done yet.
The party isn't over.
I'll be inicial por 8, definitely.
Oh yeah, one más thing. Who are you?
Everyone else: *Laughs*

This seriously happened today!
publicado hace más de un año

the mostrar is so fun yeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!1 publicado hace más de un año

My friend just dicho to me: "If tu became invisible, whats the one thing tu would do first?"
Me: "Go to Paris, find a performing calle mime, and beat him to death, the round of applause he'd get would be outstanding" publicado hace más de un año

White actors > Black actors.

Okay then HG 'fans'. Not my fault tu didn't read the damn books. publicado hace más de un año

Thought I'd face my childhood fear and watch that mass death scene from Ghost Ship again. Not a good idea. Feelin queasy. publicado hace más de un año

Bound at every limb por my shackles of fear
Sealed with lies through so many tears
lost from within, pursuing the end
I fight for the chance to be lied to again.
~Evanescence-Lies~ publicado hace más de un año

My ilex keeps auto carrotting very other world I type.
.....I'm not even gonna bother fixing that. ._. publicado hace más de un año

i'll follow till i see
in my corazón tu will be
your amor is all i need publicado hace más de un año

Saw faygo in the grocery store. Almost fainted. publicado hace más de un año

fly ,fly precious one your endless journey has begun
take your gentle happiness far too beautiful for this
cruzar, cruz over to the other apuntalar, costa
there's peace forever more.
publicado hace más de un año

come on let your colores brust
make 'em go eh,eh ,eh
As tu shoot as cruzar, cruz the sky. publicado hace más de un año

Hey, If tu are Sick Of Trolls, Please registrarse This Club My Friend Made it :
link Thx! publicado hace más de un año

Okay, am I the only one amazed that someone is actually going far back enough to revive those old preguntas that everyone forgot about?
Yes, in my time, one mes is for-freaking-ever. publicado hace más de un año

My,my,you bad kid! how dare tu wake up so early? publicado hace más de un año

Last comentario wins publicado hace más de un año

That awkward moment when tu know for a fact tu never dicho anything about it out loud in class before, but some misceláneo girl in your geometry class goes up to tu and asks tu what yaoi is and then when tu finish explaining she asks tu if tu watch hentai. publicado hace más de un año

Some kids at my school actually compared masturbating to playing Atari games.

I can never look at an Atari 2600 controller the same way ever again. publicado hace más de un año

Honey,you make me want to calibrate my palanca de mando without the latest drivers. publicado hace más de un año

♪POSTY-POST-POST-POSTY-POST! It is a sloooow day!♪

I honestly feel like not much is being posted. xD publicado hace más de un año

just close your eyes the sun is going down You'll be alright no one can hurt tu now come morning light tu and i'll be seguro and sound publicado hace más de un año

If your blindfold comes off,should I blind tu instead? publicado hace más de un año

O.O barney's watching you... publicado hace más de un año

Where's Ms Grammar Xx keith Harkin xX today ?
publicado hace más de un año

Why, god why. I thought this troll-filled weekend was just a fluke. publicado hace más de un año

Ok trolls stop please and spell check. publicado hace más de un año

whats the illuminati ? ? ? publicado hace más de un año

SecraLas is awesome! XD publicado hace más de un año

adultswimperson has sex with his dad publicado hace más de un año