Learning two languages at the same time isn't really the best idea. Unless they are kind of similar then it's fine,I guess. Bad choice Egypt,bad choice.
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hola matt i see that sam and ashley are talking to tu and por the way im sams cousin. my name is makayla and tu were going to come to my house. oh and por the way HI!hace más de un año
I'm always going for the cartoon couples not many people think about like in Adventure Time, I like Finn and Marceline not Finn and Flame Princess. And in The Amazing World of Gumball, I like Gumball and Carrie, not Gumball and Penny
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i was walking down he city streets abd a delfín walked up to me and hand me the latest energy drink he sead "run faster jump higher" and im like "broooooooooooooooo what i look like a swimmer" so i took it and threw it on the grouuuuuuuuuuuuuuund
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My classmate were looking up their names in the dictionary... Julio: Definition of Julio, a very masculine name *lifts head proudly* Me:....Doesn't Julio mean July in Spa- Julio: Shut up! Me: o_o
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One of my guy friends is attempting to hit on me and used this pick up line: "If tu were a guy, I'll be gay." Of course it didn't work cause I see him as a friend, nothing más nothing less. Then he called me twice as ugly and left. It was an awkward situation and he does this to me every day. In fact, ALL my guy friends do it. It's weird. I think I should stop making guy friends.
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i have never watched a single episode of game of thrones in my life, but i know for a fact that tu do not fuck with the blonde dragon chick.
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sitting outside with best guy friend in snow (his name is Cody) Me: *hits Cody with snowball* Cody: Do not throw snowballs at your king Me: -_- *hits Cody with another snowball*
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tu know,one día I just want to lay down on some freshly mowed césped, hierba and blow on dandelions. Umbrella included of course. *Sighs*
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I hate it when tu look up pictures on google imágenes for a book and in the related searches is something like "Bluestar's Death" and your like "WHAT?! BLUESTAR DIES?!" and it ruins it. (P.S. Bluestar is from the warrior series just thought I'd use her as an example)
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When I'm feeling lonely Sad as I can be All por myself on an uncharted island In an endless sea
What makes me happy Fills me up with glee Those bones in my JAW! That don't have a flaw
My Shiny Teeth and ME
My shiny teeth that twinkle Just like the stars in space My shiny teeth that sparkle Addin' beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten Just like a navidad tree tu know they walk a mile just to see me smile Woo! My Shiny Teeth and Me
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the siguiente time tu feel like shit just remember the sloths they don;t do anything ever and they haven;t gone extinct so tu can afford to take a nap
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cool *sings a song* He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot He'll eat tu with his taters and his greens He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot 'Cause to Bigfoot you're a fleshy tangerine Boy: Oh, no! Clyde: He goes barefoot so he's always free to stomp ya He carries a big stick so he can whomp ya Sharpens up those teeth so he can chomp ya So I think tu better flee 'cause I'm telling tu that he's... Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot He bathes in the water that tu drink Holly: Yuck! Clyde: He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot So watch out 'cause he's closer than tu think Boo!hace más de un año
Happy Earth Day! What's sad is my friend and I were talking today about Earth día and then one of my other friends said"It's Earth Day?" And I go "OF COURSE IT'S EARTH día HOW COULD tu FORGET?! IT'S LIKE EARTH'S BIRTHDAY! HOW COULD tu FORGET?!" And she goes " I was too busy styling my hair to think about earth day" I just look at her like this -_-hace más de un año
So my friends saw my um... incestualish (not even a word. e.e) background on my laptop. ....Kill me now. ;~; I had to hid my face for a while.
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*too busy telling little kids lies to notice* " I swear Spongebob is gay! I saw him making out with Diago behind the school! And Dora was watching! She is messed up"hace más de un año
yeah, i will be! i went outside after that being as quiet as i could but i heard that huffing noise they make from nearby after getting a can, so i bolted for the house thinking "oshitoshitoshit!' but i didn't see it. it's a black oso, oso de btw.hace más de un año
~“Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way por moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”~
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Me when I was 5 seeing someone pull a rabbit out of there hat for the first time: .........What kind of black magic is this?!
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MY CLASSROOM IS HAUNTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! During testing today it was silent then suddenly we heard a weird noise like a weird baby laughing crying dying sound. I don't know how to explain what it sounded like. But it was coming from the closet. It was scary. Even the teacher looked a little scared.
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If my dad breaks the TV one más time I'll lose my patience!! JUST PRESS THE RED BUTTON AND IT'LL SWITCH BACK ON, ITS NOT THAT HARD!!
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the loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
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hola I'm bored ask me a question K....Do your balls smell like fish? And does your pubic hair go up your nose when tu smell them 0_o I dont smell my balls and they don't smell like fish If tu don't smell them how do tu no they don't smell of fish? I don't smell my balls but i no they don't smell like fish. Ok.......but just to be accurate smell your balls *my friend sends me this conversation and says its her and her bf talking and I die of laughter*
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tu know if I had to eat either a araña o a roach I'd eat the roach because I can't have a araña making webs inside of me. That's gross O_o
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i just had some faith in humanity restored because the people living across from the westboro baptist church painted their house arco iris and painted their puñetazo, ponche buggy arco iris and wrote "fagbug" in big letters.hace más de un año
hola guys! I've started a new club called 180. It's open to anyone and I was wondering if tu would like to registrarse it. If not, I would amor it if tu spread the word around. tu can do both, if tu would like to.
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I'm pretty sure I could even make a record nowadays. A little bit editor would just even a few false notes, and my voice would sound decent to listen to. Ever heard Carly Rae Jepsen sing live? What an abomination. Still, I must admit she's one of the few artists with the balls to actually perform without playbacking.hace más de un año
in the news today one direction fans tweet death threats to a fucking perrito, cachorro idiotic justin bieber fans piss all over anne frank because he went to her house boston gets bombed excellent día excellent día
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today, i walked down to visit my cousin's memorial stone & sat siguiente to it/talked for a lil' bit. it had me end up saying to him "i miss you...but i still feel like i can talk to tu even though you're gone." r.i.p. eli...
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Does anyone else sometimes watch TV and look at the person's teeth as they talk and think "HOLY SHIT THOSE THINGS ARE WHITE!"?
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words cannot express how much i hate justin bieber right now. if anyone knows what im talking about, i hope tu can relate.
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Dear JB haters, I owe my life to him (don't stop lectura yet it gets better) I was in a bad car accident a few months hace and was in a coma for like 3 months. One día the nurse came into my room, and turned on the radio. A justin beiber song was on. So I woke up, got up and turned off the radio.hace más de un año
He goes to fucking Anne Frank's house and manages to think about himself and his fans, that's ridiculous. This is one downward spiral I am enjoying.hace más de un año
If tu live in the Boston area please make sure to stay seguro and if you're headed that way, turn around, police have reported más possible bombs. Everyone, please stay as seguro as possible.
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Damn.. This mes has just been horrible for a lot of people.. My thoughts and prayers go out to those who were affected/injured in the explosion at the Boston marathon.
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Why can't it be perfect? This loves not even real. Why don't I cry for you? I don't want you. i don't need you. I'll forget tu it doesn't matter. We are perfect. I amor you. No this is all wrong. Why aren't tu gone? I know your not that strong. Don't listen to me we'll always be perfectly happy. And maybe, one día I'll, get to see, tu smile, in the arms, of someone, who loves you, like I do.
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I see how she fakes her affection. I try to understand everything. But I guess I'm just a hopeful fool. To her I'm nothing. We weren't anything. Just a basic test, an experiment. But I won't give up. I won't let him steal tu from me. I'll save tu and then tu will amor me. I won't let tu do this to yourself. I don't get why she's not listening. I'm fighting an abandoned war. I try to mostrar her the way I feel. I want you. I deeply need you. I won't forget you. Your my sanctuary.
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I have had my Xbox 360 since 2006. Never had any red rings... It even fell from my escritorio once. Never was anything wrong with it! :D
People underestimate the durability of the Xbox 360. If tu look away from the controller, which appears to be made from glass. >.>
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