Hot chocolate has got to be one of the best things ever created. publicado hace más de un año

19,000 fans on the misceláneo Club! WOOOOO! XO publicado hace más de un año

Dinner. publicado hace más de un año

Ugh, I ate too much XT publicado hace más de un año

maní, cacahuete butter! publicado hace más de un año

I had a really interesting conversation with my friend about my desktop wallpaper. :I
So perverted he is.~ publicado hace más de un año

-_- okay, who freakin publicado the miley pics??? Whoever did it: -_- not cool dude. Not. Cool. xD publicado hace más de un año

Swa stickers publicado hace más de un año

I like trains. publicado hace más de un año

Don't tu hate it when tu desperately want to sleep the día away but tu can't? publicado hace más de un año

I am sad. publicado hace más de un año

Cocaine. publicado hace más de un año

hola if tu want to learn how to make loud pops and bangs come here! link *note these are not REAL bombs publicado hace más de un año

And he prays. publicado hace más de un año

It would be so confusing if everyone had the same icono publicado hace más de un año

Brother: "Are tu watching chick flicks?"

Me: "Ya....so?"

Brother: "...alone....and on a weekend?"

Me: "...."

Brother: "...."

Me: "....wanna watch?"

Brother: "Popcorn?"

Me: "Sure." publicado hace más de un año

Say goodbye Caroline publicado hace más de un año

Illuminati o triangle? publicado hace más de un año

I made a club for staplers. Would anyone like to registrarse my stapler lover army? publicado hace más de un año

Had to get my perros to golondrina flea medicine today. One of them managed to spit it out into the trash can XD publicado hace más de un año

My neighbors are playing obnoxiously loud music. I can hear it even if I close all the windows and doors of my house. publicado hace más de un año

I am the leader of the COOKIE REBELLION! FREE COOKIES!!! publicado hace más de un año

Cupcake! publicado hace más de un año

Got my die-hard medal YaY! publicado hace más de un año

Wanna make a contract? publicado hace más de un año

Got to watch Howl's Moving castillo twice today.

Today was a good day. publicado hace más de un año

Omfg my mom dicho she would accept me for me (kinda like the story underneath me) and when I told her im bi sexual she judged me ;-; publicado hace más de un año

My dad when I was 14: Just be yourself! People will accept tu for who tu are, and if they don't, piss on 'em!

My dad now: You're not the sweet little girl I know anymore. You've changed so much, and it's obviously in an attempt to fit in. tu need to knock it off!

Me: No, what's funny is I've always been like this, but I didn't mostrar my true colores around tu because I thought you'd judge even when tu dicho tu wouldn't. Thanks for proving me right. publicado hace más de un año

Dang I swear my perros shed their weight in hair each day!! publicado hace más de un año

Escort missions can be totally annoying if tu have to escort a character who will purposely get into trouble and scream for tu to save them. :I publicado hace más de un año

Got my dedicated! publicado hace más de un año

Do pescado dream? publicado hace más de un año

BEST THING IN EXISTENCE

link publicado hace más de un año

am I the only person who compares them self to like literally EVERYONE and think they look fine heck I would amor to be someone else but when I look at myself it seems everyone is better then me ;-; publicado hace más de un año

pato, drake the type of nigga to cry over spilled milk.

pato, drake is also the type of nigga to refuse to use hand sanitizer because he'd feel guilty about killing germs.

One más thing...

pato, drake is the type of nigga to carry a napkin in his pocket to catch his teardrops after Wayne fucks his bitch.

pato, drake is a soft culo nigga...we get it. publicado hace más de un año

I just got a new perrito, cachorro a few says ago!! His name is Champ....short foooooorrrrr CHAMPION!!! publicado hace más de un año

Okay, So why was Sally the ardilla lesbian? Because she didn't like nuts :D! (Guys I worked hard on this shit. Cut me some slack) publicado hace más de un año

Last night I had a dream that was a combination of Hannibal (the TV show), Grimm (likewise) and Harry Potter, and also it had talking animals. o_O
It was actually pretty cool. publicado hace más de un año

my dog is snoring! publicado hace más de un año

~~~EID MUBARIK~~~ to all the muslims here
may u have an awesome día publicado hace más de un año

Die Potato! publicado hace más de un año

"If being half was crime,you'd be charged as guilty." publicado hace más de un año

Heyyyyyyyyyy
People(s)
Not to looong ago
I got back
From a fashion show
Are team didn't win
but I think we did
AWESOME!! ^-^
Idk why I am telling
U guys this
just bored I guess lol. publicado hace más de un año

I hate waking in a rom with n awesome idea but when I enter the room I forget so people just looking at tu like 'wtf' publicado hace más de un año

I'm everything tu know
tu wonder friend o foe
I'm the burning in your
throat when tu golondrina publicado hace más de un año

Have tu any idea why a raven is like a escritura desk? publicado hace más de un año

Bat's not a real superhero,he enters places through doors when fighting crime! publicado hace más de un año

Is it bad I don't like probably about 70 percent of people on the internet ? (not just on this site but in general) and I don't know them personally..... publicado hace más de un año

"If tu are what tu eat, I could be tu por morning." publicado hace más de un año

Who even is the founder of this club publicado hace más de un año

Brother: "What's the worst joke you've ever heard?"

Me: "You."

Brother: "..." publicado hace más de un año

In less than five minutes, we'll reach the optimal altitude for misil deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global masturbation. publicado hace más de un año

omfg i wrote a whole articulo on raging butt sex and emailed it to a misceláneo chick XD publicado hace más de un año

heyo got a 100 fans:) publicado hace más de un año

So i went to the manzana, apple store to buy the newest ipad but i farted and everyone got pissed.Not my fault manzana, apple dosen´t have windows. publicado hace más de un año

WAFFLES! publicado hace más de un año

"Misery goes great with pie!" publicado hace más de un año

"I'd drown him with my soaker gun
Glue him to a chair
Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep-
Blast him into el espacio on a rocket!
I'd send him to his doom-
If a monster came in my room!" publicado hace más de un año

GET TO WORK perra publicado hace más de un año

Boop bwoop bloop publicado hace más de un año

HURRAY FOR SQUID PORN publicado hace más de un año

Mcdonalds employee: "How may I help you?"

Me: "I'd like 30 MCchickens please."

Everyone: O_O publicado hace más de un año

BENCHES! publicado hace más de un año

I have a cut on my arm and I don't know where it came from! ;A; publicado hace más de un año

Two Cigarettes in an ashtray
My amor and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along
And everything went wrong
Now there's Three Cigarettes in the ashtray

I watched her take him from me
And his love, is no longer my own
Now they are gone
And I sit alone
And watch one cigarette burn away. publicado hace más de un año

A girl with a broken heart, call her pato, drake publicado hace más de un año

That moment when tu lose your phone...

WTF!!!! Where did I put it!!!!

2 days later tu find it and u realized it was in the same spot tu left it. publicado hace más de un año

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" publicado hace más de un año

Apparently it's bad of me to want to pour salt on a slug, but it's okay for my mom to want to exterminate an entire ant colony to turn their inicial into a chandelier. publicado hace más de un año

Ah, tu think the hotdog is your ally. You've merely adapted the the hotdog. I was born in it, molded por it. I didn't see the Mustard until I was a man and por then it was only tasty! publicado hace más de un año

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes,
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed! publicado hace más de un año

We're a bunch of strangers sitting in front of a misceláneo screen.

Wait,I'm laying down... publicado hace más de un año

I think that a lot of people shouldn't judge others por how they look,dress and speak. They also shouldn't judge them for their race and/or sexual orientation. Also,what they like o dislike. publicado hace más de un año

Never make fun of someone, just because they like something tu don't.
Believe it ir not, people have feelings.
And, what kind of cruel human being, should actually feel the need to strip someone of their happiness?
No one.
Don't do that shit. publicado hace más de un año

I write here publicado hace más de un año

Faninig publicado hace más de un año

Hello? publicado hace más de un año

No publicado hace más de un año

Is it alive publicado hace más de un año

misceláneo muro publicado hace más de un año

So publicado hace más de un año

Captain Planet! He's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! publicado hace más de un año

And when the día is through
I think of only you
I sit alone and dream
And think of things we didn't do
Now I am all alone-
And as the teardrops start
I feel the fingerprints that tu left on my heart. publicado hace más de un año

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz he dus.
guarida, den gurl teks deep breff. guarida, den gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.
gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3
gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded.</33333333
boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cus i wona b ur husband!”
he screems n frows poptart @ wol…a bootiful diomond ring wus insyd.
***LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM*** publicado hace más de un año

The less we know, the better we feel. publicado hace más de un año

When my favorito! tv mostrar character dies first, I am sad. siguiente I'm angry. After that I get depressed. And sometimes I just give up on the show. publicado hace más de un año

It's official: I know how to be Sherlock Holmes! link
Now all I need is an only friend and an enemy. Who wants to be my friend and who wants to be my worst enemy? publicado hace más de un año

On youtube people keep saying I got nice feet ....if anyone else says that I swear to fucking god im gonna fuck them up publicado hace más de un año

to my 108 fans i amor tu all! publicado hace más de un año

I was watching this tv mostrar called the monsters inside me and I found out that there is a flesh eating parasite that enters the body through uncooked o underdone fish. Then I was like "I am never eating sushi again" publicado hace más de un año

You thought tu might be a ghost, tu didn't get to heaven but tu made it close.~ publicado hace más de un año

she moves like she don't care
smooth as silk, cool as air ~ publicado hace más de un año

People what about comida chain?..... Pass the muro chain

pizza publicado hace más de un año

Ok, I have a question. So, siguiente Friday at school we're doing flashback Friday. Where we have back into the past. I'm gonna be a hippy in the 70s xD anyway, I'm afraid that when I come to school, I'll be the only one dressed up. So, should I still dress up??? Idk, plz help...? publicado hace más de un año

That day,mankind remember the horror of being....turned into cheetos!
Everybody eat now! publicado hace más de un año

My brother was...a toddler..and a brat. And one día he comes inicial laaazier than usual. Mommy gets the manzana, apple jugo, jugo de to feed him. He doesnt want that. Not. One. Bit. SO..me watching, he spills the jugo, jugo de on her, screaming while he does it. He turns to me, and he says "Wheres my Cheerios?" He comes at me with the cup. "Wheres my Cheerios?" Sticks a bowl in my hands, aaaaand.... "Wheres my Cheerios?" publicado hace más de un año

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode, she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he dicho “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine 2 cruzar, cruz da rode. she gut hit por da car, boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her más guarida, den 4evr) xxx~ LIK DIS IF U CRAI EVERTIM publicado hace más de un año

"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young,blind girl." publicado hace más de un año

Hi!! there nice to meet u *everyone* publicado hace más de un año

Hello! First of all I just wanna anunciarse a new club which is "darkshipping" (Yami Bakura/Yami Yugi). Don't ask why, it's probably just a phase... publicado hace más de un año