ok well there are these peeps at lunch who just started sitting at my mesa, tabla and my mesa, tabla is already full so these peeps are forcing my friends out of our mesa, tabla and no matter how nicely we ask they won't mover so i got tired of it and yelled at them "OK LISTEN UP! WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO SIT HERE AND YOUR FORCING THEM OUTTA THEIR SPOTS SO mover YOUR BUTTS! TOMMORROW YOUR NOT SITTING HERE GOT IT?!" and then all my friends were staring at me cause i have NEVER talked that much the whole year. publicado hace más de un año

There are moments... moments when I have something genius and inspirational to say....

This is not one of those moments. publicado hace más de un año

Dose anyone hear like cangrejo cakes:? publicado hace más de un año

Can't wait for SuperBowl Sunday.:D
The New England Patriots don't stand a chance against the Giants, I'll be laughing when they get there asses kicked.xD
Plus I'm also in it for the newest hilarious commercials. publicado hace más de un año

If ur happy and u known it clap ur hands! If ur suicidel and depressed cut ur wrists :D publicado hace más de un año

"Have tu been wearing my underpants?"

"We all wear each others underpants!"

-New Girl publicado hace más de un año

So today, i got my titanium sello of dalaran<3 im so happy. it took me four hours though. and tons of fishing lures >< publicado hace más de un año

Who wants to see "The Woman in Black" ?

ME! publicado hace más de un año

Never inhale through the nose while eating a salt and vinegar chip

T.T publicado hace más de un año

*fishing up coins in a fuente on a game* so far im having good luck! *fishes up pescado continuously* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- publicado hace más de un año

Any 1D fans plz registrarse these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x publicado hace más de un año

I could meet my Muslim soul-mate,

TODAY! publicado hace más de un año

Happy Friday! publicado hace más de un año

Aru~! publicado hace más de un año

Me: *clicks on a button on the corner of the computer screen*
Computer: *says exactly what pops up one the box*
Me: ಠ_ಠ publicado hace más de un año

Among the "fun" events of siguiente week, dissecting a cow's eyeball and wearing a pregnancy vest all day. publicado hace más de un año

That awkward moment when tu have a High School Musical song stuck in your head.
publicado hace más de un año

Am I the only one who gets pissed when people confuse "your" and "you're"?
;v; publicado hace más de un año

So, I was at inicial the other day, makin' té (Cause i'm a teaholic) and I was about to open this jar of sugar so I could sugarfy my tea.

Now, mind you, this is an air-tight container.

So, anyways, I got a spoon, opened the jar, stuck the spoon in and BAM. Twenty giant-ass ants crawled from the depths of the sugar, scaring the crap out of me and scarring me for life. publicado hace más de un año

LETS GO CHARLIE SHEEN LETS GO!XD the people in pep band are so fuckin retarted...its just a part of my life. publicado hace más de un año

Is it just me o does the world seem less filled? publicado hace más de un año

a 6th grader on the bus called me goth... Really? i thought i looked más emo... actually i don't think she knows what that means... publicado hace más de un año

i hayte iht wen pplz tyype lykee diz yo.(: publicado hace más de un año

Mcdonals Mc Nuggets Is 50% Chicken

What The Hell Is The Other 50% ???? publicado hace más de un año

i met a cebra on my way to school, he then told me that he loves George Washington while pooping rainbows out his but falling bombs of chocolate flying flying flying into the sunset with pretty ponies with face of lord dark side and THERE SHE GOES, THE SHE GOES AGAIN!!! Because i'm in amor with a two face monkey and hearts are flowing all around me with pixies shooting oro in my doggie's face oh are tu alright little bunny?

Randomness FTW! Zebra's anyone? publicado hace más de un año

That moment when tu break up with the amor of your life. and tu want to kill yourself </3 publicado hace más de un año

Screw appendicitis =S
#fml publicado hace más de un año

Boy: Your smile is like stars

Girl: Aww :) <3

Boy: So...yellow and spaced out.

Girl: D:< publicado hace más de un año

have u ever had one of those days when the universe just plain hates you? u know, one of those days where u twist your ankle on your way to your lil' cousins party, where u then get attacked por a bunny(yes a bunny), only to come inicial and have your pets try and kill each other and just to round off your 'worst día ever'...u manage to puñetazo, ponche yourself in the face giving your teddy a hug. publicado hace más de un año

I'm A Cricket Player,I Stand upon The Pitch,I Wait For the Ball To Come,
Then I Give it a switch.When the game Is Over,I Retire for a Beer.And I Know what you're thinking,And No we're not.

Yes tu are England. :D Don't Lie publicado hace más de un año

#RandomFact : Christiano Ronaldo and Jeremy Sumpter were born on the same month/date as me !..yay how ko0Olies$ is Dat ! <3 xx (5th of february) :P am lucky ay..? :D publicado hace más de un año

I miss tu Shada!Please come back!It's been 6 months!I miss you!You're my sister! publicado hace más de un año

Ok all tu Draco Malfoy and William the Bloody fans! Please be a fan of my club! here's the link!!! link publicado hace más de un año

I wish I was in England...

NOT LIKE THAT tu hetalia OBSESSED PERSON!!! publicado hace más de un año

The SOA episode I just finished was so sad...the police tried to make a certain Son look like a snitch and as a result the others put a hit on him...pretty much to kill the person in his truck. First off, he wasn't a snitch and segundo it was his wife in the truck and now yeah...well nobody cares. publicado hace más de un año

i'm the most misceláneo person of all misceláneo people ahhahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

OMG THOSE POTATOES FEEL LIKE POTATOES!!!!YOU FACE LOOKS VERY FACEY!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRY ABOUT IT. publicado hace más de un año

It's my birthday. I've officially turned 20 today. Awww yeahhh. XDD "does dance but fails miserably" I know tu guys don't give a fuck but I'm just happy it's my birthday. :) publicado hace más de un año

Hates how when I was trying to mostrar off my new camera, seventy percent of the fotos I'd took were of my cat and the only truly noteworthy ones were of a drunk guy dancing with a shovel and some obscene cakes. publicado hace más de un año

Is Every Nice,Pretty 17 years old Teenager On Here Conciserd "Fakee" ? publicado hace más de un año

Holy mother f*ck, it's an ice cream truck.

apoyar to whoever knows this song! :D publicado hace más de un año

A 2012 Cadillac Escalade is worth $80,000.
How bout' them apple's? publicado hace más de un año

I'm hungry publicado hace más de un año

That moment when in a BG, another hunter calls tu a scrub, tu end up in same BG as them siguiente time. And your parte superior, arriba and they're at the BOTTOM of the scores. AHHAHAHAHAHA
XDDD i amor it when a baddie calls tu bad.
publicado hace más de un año

say this fast:
i chased a bug around a árbol i'll have his blood he knows i will!
LMFAO publicado hace más de un año

i am interviewing a local mp and schowing him round the hole school DO U KNOW HOW BIG MY SCHOOL IS n i have to walk all the way round it its gonna be fun, tiering , and it might JUST might be a bit boring publicado hace más de un año

i wonder how many happy birthdays can i get before the 7th of feb (thats my birthday) publicado hace más de un año

ha ha ha........................... publicado hace más de un año

I'm Fucked... publicado hace más de un año

That moment when tu think there's a araña on tu and try to get it off when in actuality it's something else that's completely harmless.

I swear, that moment happens to me too often. publicado hace más de un año

At school:
*review*
Teacher:Why would tu be anxious?Melissa?
Melissa:Because your wife could be in the hospital giving birth,and tu don't want you're baby to be jacked up. publicado hace más de un año

Oh dear god, our smoke alarm has been going off for 10 minutes. I'm going insane. publicado hace más de un año

I crai evertim when angel's deserve to die. //shotshotshotsofuckinghard publicado hace más de un año

Me:*Walks up to kid*Are tu cool?
Kid:Yeah.
Me:Constipated,Over weighted,Over Rated,Loser.
Kid: O_O....o_o...;(((!*runs away*
I heard that at school.
publicado hace más de un año

today in exploring careers class:

Scott: "the awkward moment when tu notice the harry's the only kid in school with glasses."

Me: "the awkward moment when no one laughs at your awkward moment."

Liam: "AHH BURN!!!!!"

:P publicado hace más de un año

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!CHICKEN SAUSAGE ATE MY BACKYARD!!EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!FROG=NCHJVBDJH!!!!!!!COME AT ME!!! publicado hace más de un año

I actually fell asleep in Health class. ._.

Guess I'll never know what we learned today... /shot publicado hace más de un año

Awkward moment when life is insanely shit... publicado hace más de un año

hola person below me: STOP POSTING. publicado hace más de un año

i amor talking to my dog becuse they will bark o howl back at me so ita like they are listening to tu publicado hace más de un año

sorry that was my sis friend below wrote that publicado hace más de un año

this misceláneo muro is a piece of shit publicado hace más de un año

OMG TACOZ!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding no tacoz for you!!! :P HAIS (srry i'm so hyper!)
publicado hace más de un año

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

I'm new...:Dhelp! publicado hace más de un año

chicken. that is all. publicado hace más de un año

I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you............
publicado hace más de un año

I HOPE tu ALL HAVE A AWESOME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

QWERTY!! song por Linkin Park and it's SOOOOOOOOO fun to type!!

QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY!! publicado hace más de un año

I like turtles,because they're so chill.They don't hurt anyone.
They're like,- "Hi man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce,
but i'm gonna take my time getting there, i'm not in a rush...

... because i'm a turtle.
publicado hace más de un año

Everything I like is either:
illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, o impossible ... publicado hace más de un año

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod could detect your mood,
and make a playlist for it. publicado hace más de un año

I'm planing on staying 'till six in the morning. LIKE A BOSS. publicado hace más de un año

That awkward moment when tu start learning about the Ottoman Empire invading Hungary, and tu scream out, "CRACK PAIRING!!!" in the middle of a class discussion. publicado hace más de un año

Please answer the answerlink that goes this way "Top 20" coolest and popular anime.Tnx publicado hace más de un año

That moment when someone posts on the misceláneo muro saying they've been gone and asks if anyone's missed them, and tu have no idea who they are. publicado hace más de un año

Do tu want your own club? publicado hace más de un año

hola PEEPS I'M BACK!!!!! did ya miss me?!?! its been 2 weeks and 1 day!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

I cosplayed as China at Chinese New Year.

Problem, officer? publicado hace más de un año

The weather is f*cked up where I'm at...by which I mean I'm trying to convince my mom to let me wear flipflops tomorrow in Illinois in January. publicado hace más de un año

LOL, I actually just noticed...

I just got my 3rd best answer today.

Ok then. XD publicado hace más de un año

Any 1D fans plz registrarse these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x publicado hace más de un año

I'm Gonna Be a Secound Big Sister! :') publicado hace más de un año

Homework gives me : 1% knowledge , 99% boredom ... publicado hace más de un año

Ever notice how Spongebob lives in the BIKINI BOTTOM? lol publicado hace más de un año

When your locked in your room, listening to music, fanpopping, eating pan de molde, pan and reading, tu just think life couldnt get any better! :DD publicado hace más de un año

what have i done to miss no kidding wht have i done to her for me to be put in the back of the class in the corner on my own and siguiente door it sounds llike a bunch of reseption kids messing around i am sooo fustrated publicado hace más de un año

I passed my ECPE exams!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

wth i am thinking wtf wht has breakfast lunch cena gt to do geography publicado hace más de un año

cameron:brandon u gay boy
me: lol, cameron u am crazy
cameron:yh i am publicado hace más de un año

Someone just asked me to tell every one about their club its called (assassins creed 1-4.) They would like tu to registrarse it! publicado hace más de un año

I just read the Wikipedia articulo on The Game.
I just lost.
And so did you.
:trollface: publicado hace más de un año

Lost! por coldplay might be my new favorito! song, o one of them anyway. publicado hace más de un año

GOODNIGHT WORLD!!! Unless, tu live somewhere where it's morning o midday, o tu don't have to get up at 7 tommorow. Bleah. publicado hace más de un año

I was walking down the calle then I found 40 dollars in a tree. :D publicado hace más de un año

We found paloma in a soapless place, Listerine in a Scopeless place, cream of wheat in an oatless place, we found a ship in a boatless place~ publicado hace más de un año

hey! someone tell me! what does this face mean? >.<

yeah, yeah, it's sad I have to ask this. publicado hace más de un año

HI WDC in d world Today publicado hace más de un año

abcdefg gummie bears r chasing me one is red one is blue the other one is peeing in my shoe now im running for my life cuz the red one has a cuchillo publicado hace más de un año

youtube video called "sam falls off bike (funny)". Channel called tommybrian123. Please watch and enjoy!!!! publicado hace más de un año