My mom bought a Smartphone. A God-Damned Smartphone. Did I mention that she bought a flippin' SMARTPHONE?

Jesus, is it 2012 already? I'm scared. ಠ_ಠ publicado hace más de un año

HI
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uhmmmmmmmmmm.....am I the only one whose fanpop got all huged andthese letters are about an inch big on the screen? do tu know how to get rid of it? publicado hace más de un año

dear fellow poppers! what should i fix dear leotard for supper? pickles? they are dearly tasteful. publicado hace más de un año

Me : Hey, Jason! I bought a new watch! Look! :D
Jason: why?
Me: ... To eat it when I'm hungry, Ass-for-a-brain. -_-
Jason: Ooooh... publicado hace más de un año

i lost the game! publicado hace más de un año

My school caught on fire.... publicado hace más de un año

registrarse MY TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

link publicado hace más de un año

i luv the world and i luv all of u publicado hace más de un año

SAY NO TO DRUGS.

SAY YES TO TACOS. publicado hace más de un año

im a dear little teapot short and dearly stout! here is my dear handle here is my dear spout! when i get dearly steamed up hear me dearly shout! tip me over and dearly pour me out!
this is my dear remix of my dear favorito! dear song! it is so dearly truthful! publicado hace más de un año

I'm so going to puch him! (not really but tu know) xD haha publicado hace más de un año

Holy shit, I went to Trainofdoom's account and almost screamed. jesús Christ.... that is honestly one of the scariest things I've ever seen D: publicado hace más de un año

I had the most awesome dream last night. At my school there was a GIANT room with bouncy houses and arcade games lining the walls. In the middle was this huge blue machine. tu looked in it through eye holes and it played crazy versions of the video (different for every set of eyeholes) for "Never Gonna Give tu Up" por Rick Astley. The whole purpose of the room was rick-rolling. (It was even called the Rick Roll Room) I was just about to take a picture of it on my phone when I woke up. :p publicado hace más de un año

my teachers call dodgeball the d word :P publicado hace más de un año

1.) Omg I think I have an ear infection

2.) What world do we live in where bebés know how to work an Ipad?!

3.) Rocks have feeling too!!!! publicado hace más de un año

ho still downloading new hits from ituns.com ... come'on .. im downloading new hits free from .. mzhiphop.com .. por the way its not just for hiphop .. u can find pop r&b too .. so say buy to ituns and download free YUP FREE! publicado hace más de un año

fanpop .. facebook .. both start with F .. so is Fuck it ho care any way publicado hace más de un año

that moment when u r listing to a song on utube and it starts playing on the radio and u try to get it to play at the exact same time publicado hace más de un año

this día was full of dum things .. like .. one of my friends was going to buy a swimming shorts knowing its winter not summer xD publicado hace más de un año

IM BLIND!!! publicado hace más de un año

OMG Cheezburger has a new site called Auto Cowrecks! THEY ARE TOTALLY RIPPING OFF DAMNYOUAUTOCORRECT!!!!!!!! This frustrates me. T_T publicado hace más de un año

It's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring!!!! publicado hace más de un año

i was talking with my friends about dulces .........then i dicho i like white choclate más than dark choclate (well i also like that but i like más white choclate)........yeah and then a girl (african-american) yelled at me "you fucking racist ,get out of here"bla bla bla she was almost crying so was i ,i mean i think that was crazy im not an racist i just like white choclate más -__-(sorry for my bad english) publicado hace más de un año

IT'S OFFICAL.

All U.S citizens are now screwed. publicado hace más de un año

Why is it that everytime I go to the mall and meet a hot and super nice guy, he's usually gay? Don't get me wrong, I amor gay guys, but why do they have to be so gorgeous?! publicado hace más de un año

i just arrived from the dentist,to do a check to my teeth.
and as usual..the dentist dicho that i have perfect teeth ;p

lol i'm not braging ..i 'm just glad that i don't need anything to my teeth..cause if i had to.,.i would freaked out!..i hate dentist publicado hace más de un año

I hate it when the autor kill off my fav character in the book!!! Not nice mr.author:( publicado hace más de un año

こんにちは親愛なる、お元気ですか？ publicado hace más de un año

i'm not shaking, i'm baking like bacon! publicado hace más de un año

I just got new Panasonic headphones...
Every sound that comes out of them... sounds like magic.
;_;

I am crying tears of complete and utter joy. publicado hace más de un año

something on the misceláneo wall...
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TWO THINGS registrarse THE FLYING COWS CLUB AND PLZ GIVE ME PROPS!!!! publicado hace más de un año

i am knock knock knocking on havens doors , seems no one wants to open the dear door for me ..... publicado hace más de un año

Would anyone ever want 2 out with me publicado hace más de un año

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his cena before it was cool. publicado hace más de un año

So I heard it's hetalia día o something.

...I'm having pasta. Right now. >w> publicado hace más de un año

My misceláneo school convo

Me:you physoctic zombie cupcake

Lexi:you physicotic zombie poptart

Anabelle:calm dow ok! Just calm down were all just talking trash cans in elmos world!! I amor my friends!! XD.
a class conversation
*teacher sitting on a kids escritorio in front of meh* (the kid was at another class)

Teacher:ok so our first vocabulary word is squinting to remeber just put down tariq (he needs glassess so everyone messes around with fi finish In comen publicado hace más de un año

Guess what the centipede's Dutch name is? A thousand-leg xD And it hasn't eve got 1,000 legs!!! LOL! publicado hace más de un año

I just realized I have 328 MLP:FIM ponies FROM the mostrar in my gallery... O_O publicado hace más de un año

I hate its a Monday I have no school but........ I am sickso this means no going to the park today :(
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Zoning out In math class right now.... Why won't my real lfe quirrel shut up! publicado hace más de un año

I have 888 props. :D publicado hace más de un año

I watched Ouran highschool host club the other day, now some people I know are randomly obsesed with it XD publicado hace más de un año

Silver bells.... for some reason that makes me think of couples from different movies... WHATS WRONG WITH ME????????? publicado hace más de un año

I think people who are banned, we should just say they are in "fanpop jail". publicado hace más de un año

OMEGLE

You: Spoby!
Stranger: NO NOT ANOTHER ONE *disconnects* publicado hace más de un año

Yay its 10 11! publicado hace más de un año

How the hell does an Omegle conversation about PLL ship wars turn into a conversation about how gay people don't like straight people telling them that being gay is OK?

I'm so confused... publicado hace más de un año

i am dearly doing my dear laundry! dear rule #9 always wash your dear socks! publicado hace más de un año

I don't know if I have homework for tomorrow -.- oh crap!! ........................ publicado hace más de un año

Once I ran into a club.
They dicho "Sir, you're not old enough".
So I bought the club.
And I made it a Chuck-E-Cheese.

Now who's old enough, BITCH?

-Justin Bieber publicado hace más de un año

So yesterday my mom was joking around with me at a halloween store about people who have passed away recently. Soon, Gaddafi was brought into the conversation. In a series of events, I now find myself being a dead Gaddafi for Halloween.

._. I'm not sure whether this makes me a terrible o awesome person. I'm leaning towards terrible... publicado hace más de un año

araña Pig, araña Pig, does whatever a araña Pig does. Can he swing, from a web, no he can't, he's a pig. Look ooutt!!!!!! He's araña Pig. publicado hace más de un año

omg I amor to try to make amor to Lawliet Ryuzaki publicado hace más de un año

I sense there's something in the wind that feels like tragedys at hand and though id like to stand por him I can't shake this feeling that I have..............My fave song in the movie! =D publicado hace más de un año

HOW DO WE KNOW THAT WE ARENT ALL RELATED TO HITLER ????DDDDDDX publicado hace más de un año

Lalalalalalalalalalallalalalala beat up the santy clause throw hin in a bag throw him in the ocean then see if he is sad! =0 publicado hace más de un año

.............................................................................who is santa clause????? publicado hace más de un año

I hate navidad XD STUPID Stana Clause XD publicado hace más de un año

Who keeps posting pictures of emo people and titling them "AWESOME PEOPLE?" publicado hace más de un año

I'm watchin nightmare before christmas! amor dat movie publicado hace más de un año

How does this misceláneo muro thing even work we all are just putting thing down because I WILL RULE tu ALL. publicado hace más de un año

At 11:56p on December 20, 2012, I'm Going To Blast "4 minutos to Save the World" por Madonna. publicado hace más de un año

Me: Doctor! I think I might be addicted to internet memes!
Doctor: How do tu know?!
Me: I liek trains.
●_●     publicado hace más de un año

Kim Possible should consider wearing a bra. publicado hace más de un año

God Bless tu lyricsWe’re all told that when we dieWe leave to a better placeAnd all I know is what tu leftA amor I can’t eraseAll the same in amor and warBurn my name and ashes scorn tu left me with these broken liesAnd I let youGot no más time for your goodbyesSo God BlessYouGod bless youShed those faded memories
This is your curtain call
I’ve had enough of sympathy
It’s time to watch tu fall....

black veil brides god bless tu publicado hace más de un año

dear leotard is playing with his dear knives. i amor being a dear father! it is so dear to me! i am eating a dear pickled egg! publicado hace más de un año

This cake right here...
Is legit.
C: publicado hace más de un año

There's something on your face!

*punch*

IT WAS PAIN! publicado hace más de un año

A few days ago, I ate a bagel. Like a boss.

>_> That is all. publicado hace más de un año

hola tu guys how do tu handle lonliness in school? publicado hace más de un año

Squirrles and Coffee. DAER GOD HELP US! publicado hace más de un año

Aww beentlyv got banned we'll all miss her so much lol. publicado hace más de un año

My brother was pouring pastas, pasta onto a plate when some fell. He picked it up, and after throwing it away wiped the sauce on my camisa, camiseta and hair. I turned to him and dicho "What the hell?! Are tu stupid?!" His response was "Yaaaaaaaay." This is why we can't have nice things brother ಠ_ಠ publicado hace más de un año

I wonder what our parents would do if they found out what Omegle is. "I'm just chatting with misceláneo strangers, NBD." "WHAT?!" publicado hace más de un año

There are three guys in a park.
One of them says I have the longest arms in the world
Another one says I have the longest legs in the world
The other says I have the best canto voice in the world
So they all go to the guinness book of world records.
The first guy comes out and says Yes I have the longest arms in the world
The segundo guy comes out and says Yes I have the longest legs in the world
The third guy comes out and says who the hell is andy sixx!
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Sexiest. NOT sexyst! :3

Leern too speel!
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Racing faster,Escape disaster,Partners in crime will leave their markWe make our own way,No thoughts of yesterday,Black hearts of chrome and battle scars (chrome and battle scars)Oh.The legacy,Born from a dream,On leather wings,Rose from the streets,With the hands on destiny,We came from nothing,But promise one thing,We'll change the world with these guitars,So listen closely,And don't stop working,No one can tell tu who tu are (tell tu who tu are)
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If tu do something that pisses me off, I'll act forgiving and nice. But the truth is, I'm thinking vicious thoughts in my head and planning my revenge. publicado hace más de un año

me and leotard are now on the dear reality mostrar teenage dad! it is very dear! publicado hace más de un año

ok so i thought it was just a one time thing,but it wasnt.I HAVE THE SUPER MEGA LES HOT FOR SELENA GOMEZ!! publicado hace más de un año

This is a very dear club

link publicado hace más de un año

the monster under my cama says hi. publicado hace más de un año

This is a shout out, to a very dear user:

...LEGIT CAKE, YO!

That is all. publicado hace más de un año

-sees a Zombie- RUN 4 YOUR LIFE!!!
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ssshhhh! my dear son leotard is sleeping! publicado hace más de un año

Computers don't work after they break. publicado hace más de un año

Who knows what toxoplasmosis is?!?!?! publicado hace más de un año

I will sometimes say never

(I dicho it 6 times so far)

I will eat maní, cacahuete butter

(just cuz it rhymes)

Whenever my dog makes poop

tu know what I'll make tu do

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up up up up
Unless tu say never

I, I sometimes say never

I, I sometimes say never

I, I sometimes say never

Repetition is catchy

por Ryan Higa.
See the whole song at:
link (PLEASE READ THE descripción publicado hace más de un año

everyone on the world will die in 200 years publicado hace más de un año

I opened my closet. Well thats something im not doing again... publicado hace más de un año

studying
tudying
udying
dying publicado hace más de un año

some día we r all going to die ..... publicado hace más de un año

if Death Notes did exist, there probably been less nuaghty people XD publicado hace más de un año

I just noticed that the word "Short" is longer than the word "Long." publicado hace más de un año

I wonder how it would be if Death Notes did exist.............................KIRA would be real O.o publicado hace más de un año

Listen to me. tu can't go and just kill because tu lost your perrito, cachorro and the copy of that game.

Read every fourth word. publicado hace más de un año

OH MY GHOST!!!!!

The Hills Have Eyes is on channel 27!!!!

That movie creeps the fuck out of me 0_0 publicado hace más de un año

omg L's B-day is in October 31st, publicado hace más de un año