My brother: *playing on his ipod*

My mom: *playing on her iPhone*

Me: *Reading a book* ._______. publicado hace más de un año

John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. John loves making his daddy happy. publicado hace más de un año

How can the world end in 2012 when i have yogurt that expira in 2013.
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I challange tu all to watch this vid on a moderate sound volume and try not to startle once. I know I pissed my pants.

123GO!!

link publicado hace más de un año

I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves everybodis nerves yes on everybodies nerves... publicado hace más de un año

link
Look what I found! :D publicado hace más de un año

fanpop has some really strange ads... publicado hace más de un año

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Alright everyone, I've reached a thousand fans, now my life goal has been reached.

Yeah I know, it is so sad. I can't believe it's been that long already. I guess this place is just that addictive. publicado hace más de un año

My TV referances have been taken away. So all I have is song references.

*Sigh*

Take your pants off. publicado hace más de un año

I didn't say I hate her, I dicho I want her to get fingered por Wolverine. publicado hace más de un año

comentario If tu are watching Harry hills tv burp. And tell me what part o clip tu are watching publicado hace más de un año

OKAY ! i have a game! when tu write on this wall, tu have rate to the person under you's icono out of ten! okay , nut don't be mad if someone rate tu low! okay so i would rate BlindBandit92's icono 5/10 no offence.. i not trying to be mean! okay now tu try! publicado hace más de un año

Dah publicado hace más de un año

Ro publicado hace más de un año

What's St. Patricks Day? I know it's a holiday but not much else. publicado hace más de un año

Happy St. Patricks día publicado hace más de un año

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS día EVERYONE! :D publicado hace más de un año

I think we should have banners on our perfil pages!!! publicado hace más de un año

All who are not wearing green today shall be pinched por my...IRISH langosta CLAWS! Dun, dun, dunnnn! Wait, what? XD publicado hace más de un año

If i could live again...i'd like to be a cat. publicado hace más de un año

WHO WANTS A TACO? publicado hace más de un año

Thatparty lastnight was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my culo off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my cerveza and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need Pass out at three Wake up at ten go out to eat then do it again. Man,I amor college. I amor drinking I amor women,And I amor college. I can't tell ya what I learned from school but I can tell tu a story o two Um Yeah,I learned a fewrules like Don't pass out with your shoes on And When it comes to condomsput two on. publicado hace más de un año

My whole house smells like weed...I'm not even joking .___. publicado hace más de un año

Me and my friends (I'll call them Z and A) went to a store and were fooling around. Then A's mom came and dicho these guys who were security were looking for us, saying that there were three teens vandalizing the sports section of the store. All that really happened was Z throwing A a ball and A hitting it with a baseball bat. Then they knocked some beanbags over, but we put them back.
Eh, you've never lived until tu almost get kicked out of a department store. publicado hace más de un año

Last train to awesome town. publicado hace más de un año

The awkward moment when tu get in the ducha, ducha de and realize tu forgot to take your socks off... c: publicado hace más de un año

Today was an awesome 2:00 to 3:09 día today at school because we were on the laptops and we had to Get on Study Island o First In Math until like around 2:30 and to 2:30 to 3:09 we could get on anything we wanted to! (Sighs) I just amor Fridays when my teacher is in an AWESOME mode. <3 publicado hace más de un año

I'll be the ambassador to your mom. publicado hace más de un año

*is over light :3* publicado hace más de un año

no onto Hetalia!! :D! publicado hace más de un año

I am watching the first episode of Death Note, wish me luck ~! publicado hace más de un año

tu say owl city, i say evanscence
tu say lady gaga i say lady gaga
tu say amy lee sucks, i fucking puñetazo, ponche u in the stomah
tu say james bond sucks, i kill u with a psitol
tu say justin biber, i murder u
tu say wat the fuck is wrong with u, i say DIE perra publicado hace más de un año

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Supfool_ ? IS A FOOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he just dicho all fat people should loose "wait" . >.< publicado hace más de un año

tu say Owl City, I say Headhunterz
tu say Hannah Montana, I say Wolfgang Gartner
tu say Jonas Brothers, I say Deadmau5
tu say One Direction, I say Flux Pavilion
tu say Justin Beiber, I say Noisecontrollers
tu say Lady Gaga, I say Tiesto

comentario if tu amor electronic <3 publicado hace más de un año

LMFAO at what Wendy99 wrote publicado hace más de un año

wwwwwooooooooppppppppp
publicado hace más de un año

There! right! there! publicado hace más de un año

It's not fun being color blind! ;A; publicado hace más de un año

Oh boy, I can't wait 'till I can play old-school Assassin's Creed 1 again, just like old times!

2 DAYs LATER...

*puts in Assassin's Creed disc*
Me: Aw this is going to be so friggin' sweet!

3 minutos LATER...

"Please, sir, just a few coins..."

Me: fffffffffffu.... publicado hace más de un año

i changed a bit of my profile. publicado hace más de un año

Uh Hi Im sorta New Here So I could use más friends publicado hace más de un año

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~THHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK~
THEY'VE CREATED PAS~TAA? :O publicado hace más de un año

Guy 1: "Check out those boobies!"
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: "Over there, nesting on the bare rocks of the West Indies!"
Guy 2: "...I hate you."

XDXDXD publicado hace más de un año

Raise your hand if tu think tu are going to have a horrible St.Patrick's Day! *raises hand* publicado hace más de un año

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! my TV glows at night O~O.......and whtz scary is tht it'z turned off from the power point....!!! publicado hace más de un año

Your first time lectura romance fanfiction: tu start reading,You think it is boring,but tu read on; For tu are starting to read the good part. tu read one sentence,and your eyes seem to freeze on that one little sentance. Your cheeks start to get hot,you know tu are blushing. tu think,How can they write this stuff?! And tu close the page out. tu start to think about what happened in the fiction. tu start to feel regret,as tu think tu are hooked. and tu pull up the page again. publicado hace más de un año

Hipster bands suck so freaking hard. -_________- publicado hace más de un año

How fun would it be to speak like you're in a Shakespeare play for a day?

Person 1: Oh hola there, how's it going?
You: Greetings, my associate! How art thou? Is there not wonderful peace in yonder skies! The gods are truly pleasant with the squabbles that happen in our world.
Person 1: Who the hell are you. What have tu done to the person I know. publicado hace más de un año

Building a muslim community center a couple blocks away from Ground Zero.

Reaction: People throw a hissy fit, saying it's wrong, offensive, and other such shit.

The Westboro Baptist march up and down saying things like "Thank god for 9/11".

Reaction: Nobody says a fucking peep.

... there's something about that that's incredibly illogical, but I'm too busy sitting behind my computer and flappin' my fat, Cheeto-stained fingers on my keyboard (kudos to anyone who gets that) to figure it out. publicado hace más de un año

ive got some big news ♫
the bank finally came through,
and im holding the keys to a brand new chevrolet ♫
have tu been outside?
it sure is a nice night
how bout a little test drive, down por the lake? ♫
theres a place i know about,
where the dirt road runs out
we can try out the 4 wheel drive ♫
come on now whaddya say,
girl i can hardly wait
to get a little mud on the tires! ♫

brad cachemir, paisley anyone? publicado hace más de un año

Daayum .

Like Wtf ?

Some perra estola One Of My Pictures. >.<

That's Some Fuckinq Bullshit . !

I hate f a k e s. and they hate me too . ♥

Haha!

They don't wanna mostrar their true person cause they KNOW there ugly .

* is really pissed owwwf* its the internet , i guess i'll have to deal with it . and suck it up . but idk if i'm willinq to do that -_________-

i didn't subir pictures for tu to steal .

i know im being dramactic but . oh well >______< publicado hace más de un año

I AM NOT A S I T E M O D E l . c: Goooood Looord ! publicado hace más de un año

So I'm assuming not many people here enjoy jokes like "I don't like gay people b/c they estola the rainbow" o anything of the sort? xD
For future reference? publicado hace más de un año

I am going to slit your throat Ryan Little!!!!! >:( publicado hace más de un año

*Sniff* Does everyone realy hate me? I told this to my face. *sniff* publicado hace más de un año

New Orleans why tu no have good service? Ever? publicado hace más de un año

Bye, bye, miss American pie. publicado hace más de un año

Looks like the site is glitching again. publicado hace más de un año

The misceláneo club is my favourite club. It's so funny. publicado hace más de un año

Gah Fanpop's glitching again... publicado hace más de un año

I'm New so please fan me publicado hace más de un año

It's a sin to live so well. publicado hace más de un año

I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw through the Capri Sun
publicado hace más de un año

So much shit comes out your mouth, your culo is jealous.

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That awkward moment when You're canto and the artist gets the lyrics wrong
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During Lunch:

Samantha (Friend): *reading Twilight New Moon*
Me: *eating food* *starts choking on food*
Samantha: *turns to me* SHUT UP!
Me: I'm choking!
Samantha: I DON'T CARE!
Me: Well then. tu know,if I was lectura Harry Potter,and tu were choking,I would've stopped lectura and help you. The Twilight series should burn in hell! HELL! =w=;
Breanna (Friend): O.O;

And that is why my friend shouldn't read Twilight while I read Harry Potter. publicado hace más de un año

Tony 2012.

Stop the tiger. publicado hace más de un año

ppl need to stop trollin' me O.0 publicado hace más de un año

I was screwing around with my new calculator and I typed in, "x^-1+6".
The answer was:
DIVIDE por ZERO
ERROR

Holy crap.
Is this new o am I just a moron who didn't figure it out on time? publicado hace más de un año

Guys when a pregunta is repeated over and over again. GUESS what? It isn't cool anymore. Can ya knock it off with "do tu like me" questions? publicado hace más de un año

These "Do tu like me?" preguntas are becoming a tad bit old, guys. publicado hace más de un año

hola Ppl! im Vida and i am ✓ So Fudging bored! :/ publicado hace más de un año

Today is my birthday :) publicado hace más de un año

I can't believe it's not even spring yet, And it already feels like the middle of summer where i live. ._. publicado hace más de un año

I saw some girls fangirling over Pokemon...especially the mudkips...THE MUDKIPS.. publicado hace más de un año

KONY 2O12 ! publicado hace más de un año

PLZ registrarse MY clubes OF PAN AND UUB AND / o THE ONCLER I WILL ADD U AND BE UR BEST FRIEND. PAN IS THIS GIRL FROM DBZ ALSO UUB THEIR A CUTE COUPLE BETTER THAN TRUNKS AND PAN ALSO BETTR THAN UUB AND MARRON. THE ONCLER IS THE YOUNG HOT MAN FROM THE MOVIE LORAX COME registrarse MY CLUB AND POST STUFF PLEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

When life
gives tu a hundred
reasons to cry,
mostrar life
that tu have a thousand
reasons to smile. publicado hace más de un año

wat do tu take me as
1.stupid
2.funny
3.sweet
4.someone to be close with
5.someone to trust
6.someone tu cant stay mad at forever
7.honest
8ratchet
9.pretty
10.a cheater
11.boring
12.someone tu can end up with in the future
13.a backstabber
14.someone tu plan on talkin with forever
15.someone tu wanna share your amor with
16.rate me on a : 1-10 scale publicado hace más de un año

She's between a rock in my hard place. publicado hace más de un año

on the late bus today some 6th grader had half an manzana, apple pie so me and two of my friends ate it....except he ddint have forks so we were just sticking r faces in....it was soooo weird... publicado hace más de un año

OH MY GOD PI día WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!! I GOT TO PIE MY TEACHER IN THE FACE!!! XDXDXDXD (pay back for inicial work!!) publicado hace más de un año

Happy Pi Day! publicado hace más de un año

Tacos are delicious. :D publicado hace más de un año

Napoleon wasn't short.

My whole life was a lie. ಠ_ಠ publicado hace más de un año

When I'm crying o upset over fictional things, everyone is like "Aw what happened, are tu okay?" and they act all worried.
And when I'm crying o upset over something serious, no one seems to notice. At all.

...Wat... publicado hace más de un año

Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon
Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon
Knock knock knock Penny
Knock knock knock Sheldon... publicado hace más de un año

I'm sick, but i'm not well. And i'm so hot! Cause i'm in hell! publicado hace más de un año

tu can use homestuck weapons in Skyrim.
You can use homestuck weapons in Skyrim.

link

MOTHER OF JESUS. publicado hace más de un año

Straight female friend: So, what do lesbianas like to do?

Me: Well, we like to eat out a lot.

Friend: Really? *Friend doesn't get it.*

And then the guy sitting alone at the mesa, tabla siguiente to us bursts out into a fit of laughter.

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I think publicado hace más de un año

i want u. publicado hace más de un año

Does anyone but me know what día it is?! *le expected all of the nerds like me on fanpop to be celebrating everywhere* .____.
I'll give tu a hint, people-who-don't-know: The fecha is 3/14/12 publicado hace más de un año

Went to pick out a prom dress today but all the dresses that would fit me were FUGLY! TT~TT publicado hace más de un año

Take a 1 hora nap at 4:00pm
Wake up at 3:30am not knowing what día o año it is

Woe forever. publicado hace más de un año

MY BIRTHDAY IS TODAY publicado hace más de un año

guys!!! over here it's 12:17am and I was studying! but then I saw the window and I went to see the sky and it's just beautiful!!! the stars look so amazing!!!! it reminded meof that scene of the lion king when they talk about the great kings of the past that are watching us! it's so awesomeeee!!!! ñ.ñ publicado hace más de un año

will anyone look at my muro and check it ph one más thing

I like trains (gets hit por a train) publicado hace más de un año