We're gonna watch a disney Channel Movie
And you're gonna fucking like it publicado hace 6 meses

Aw man. Two of my nephews is class of 2020. They can't walk across the stage. They can't even wear a gorra, cap and gown. Well one of them is homeschooled and the other is disabled. But still how are they suppose to graduate now? And I was scared when that tornado almost ruined my graduation. (Thankfully it didn't and we survived) But this is worse. For my relatives. What is it about the number 20 that pandemics are crazy about?! publicado hace 6 meses

I have Oreos. publicado hace 6 meses

After watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, I realized that a lot of the show's characters have similarities with Code Geass characters.
Here are the comparisons:
Zuko: a combination of Lelouch/Suzaku
Azula: Cornelia
Mai: C. C.
Sokka: Rivalz
Ozai: Charles publicado hace 6 meses

I'll give ya a nickel for that pickle
más commonly known as male prostitution publicado hace 6 meses

My journey has come to an end here.

Haha temporary ;)
You're not getting rid of me that easily XD

Happy Eid in advance to me and to all my friends here, have a good life everyone stay safe. publicado hace 6 meses

Guys, let me give tu some advice
If your girl says she wants to smash, and instead of bringing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, she starts taking her clothes off
tu need to dump her immediately publicado hace 6 meses

I have gotten a pentakill with Mordekaiser, that is all. publicado hace 6 meses

How to worship chicken:

Step 1. Drive/run/walk down to KFC

Step 2: Eat an entire bucket of KFC chicken

Step 3: Place bucket on parte superior, arriba of head, after cutting eye-holes

Step 4: Worship your god, the great Lord-Colonel Sanders publicado hace 6 meses

"I would like to know what happened to all of my old army figurines and stamp collection"

"We sold it."

"You what?"

"We sold it. We're millionaires now and tu aren't getting even a penny"

"Well, that's not fair. They were mine."

"And now they're gone. In our pockets."

"I'll sue you."

"Do tu have proof?"

"Ah..."

"........." publicado hace 6 meses

"Mi lord, I'm afraid that we are short on blades to supply to our knights with. Whatever is it shall we do?"

Me, the King: Out of blades? Nonsense! Check my back, there's always quite a hefty supply there. publicado hace 6 meses

The most tragic wars of human history
World War I
World War II
The Console Wars
The Super Soaker Revolution
The minecraft Youtuber Massacre
And comentarios that call me the N word on this exact post
Tragic publicado hace 6 meses

"This is the 7th time you've shown Ultra Lord in class."

-Ms. Fowl, Jimmy Neutron publicado hace 6 meses

I'm a barbie girl in the army world.
war and tactics,
its fantasthicc.
tu can shave my hair and
deploy me anywhere. publicado hace 6 meses

Another hora o so of posting misceláneo shit on here. You're welcome *bows*

Now see all tu mofos tomorrow night! XD publicado hace 6 meses

The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! publicado hace 6 meses

My 2DS is back up and running. Now to get Shiny, battle-ready Lunala, Solgaleo, and Necrozma. publicado hace 6 meses

Anyone up for a game of Calvinball? publicado hace 6 meses

ratatata XD publicado hace 6 meses

tu know, Kane only smacked his brother open like a maní, cacahuete because he wasn't allowed to drink the titty milk. Thank tu for coming to church publicado hace 6 meses

What's up ma homies???!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD publicado hace 6 meses

I've finally started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. Before, I had only seen the live-action film and various clips from misceláneo episodes. publicado hace 6 meses

If tu weren't born in the Ram Ranch generation, tu were born in the wrong generation publicado hace 6 meses

What do tu call someone who is pansexual and demi sexual at the same time?

Pandemic. publicado hace 6 meses

She-Ra 5th and final season has come out and it's arguably the best season of any superhero show. I can't recommend it enough. publicado hace 6 meses

tu ever wonder if a baby surfs it's way out of the birth canal while shouting "kowabunga"? publicado hace 6 meses

You're supposed to play with toys in the silly meal, not eat 'em. publicado hace 6 meses

hola guys, my last finals exam is coming less 4 hours. Wish me luck.

P.S. After this, no bullshit from school. publicado hace 6 meses

Fucking shit

I think I tired everything during quarantine. I'm so close to start painting my nails.
God what are tu doing ,hurry up and save us. publicado hace 6 meses

When tu have a crazy miserable childhood, tu either grow up to be a serial killer o tu grow up to be a comedian publicado hace 6 meses

This año marks the 80th anniversary of DC's two most iconic villains, Lex Luthor and the Joker. publicado hace 6 meses

Kim Yo-Jong is the real life version of Azula. publicado hace 6 meses

also rest in Peace Little Richard!!!
Rock`n Roll legend!!!
You`ve never been forgotten!!! publicado hace 6 meses

Rest in Peace Roy💖🙏🌹
tu where a so fantastic magican!!!
all my amor to Siegfried and his Family and friends too!!! publicado hace 6 meses

[insert famous quote] publicado hace 6 meses

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Holy shit, what have I done...

link publicado hace 6 meses

What happened to the imaginary war that we were all gonna fight in por making panqueques, tortitas for the army general's assistant's assistant for his intern's waterboy? publicado hace 6 meses

Gamer: The new N-word publicado hace 6 meses

Hi, fanpop friends. A lot of difficult things have been going on in the world recently. If tu need a friend to talk to, tu can message me anytime. Due to having autism, I can't promise I'll always write the right words, but I'd like to help in any way I can. Thank tu all for being great friends to me. I hope tu have a wonderful día today, tomorrow and always. publicado hace 6 meses

Happy Mother's Day, to all the moms out there. We appreciate all your amor and support throughout our lives. We wouldn't be here without you. You're the greatest. 💖 publicado hace 6 meses

I give tu all an ultimatum
tu find toilet paper amidst the COVID mass scare after week of empty shelves
But....
It's one ply toilet paper
Do tu A): Kill yourself
o B): Kill yourself fast publicado hace 6 meses

Have a Happy Mother's Day, everyone !!!! publicado hace 6 meses

I just released a few más chapters in my Wattpad story :)

link

But I have a decision I have to make. Should I...

Continue with dicho story, o close it off with a cliffhanger and start a new one with Kuro and Adara 10 years later? 🤔 publicado hace 6 meses

Contrary to popular belief, I do dabble in some anime. On occasion, I like to dip my tip into some anime. Some real classic stuff.
Some Cowboy Bebop
A bit of Evangelion
Good ol' fashion hentai
Only classics here publicado hace 6 meses

What’s up peeps publicado hace 6 meses

Imagine what it would be like to be a butthole. Dark, lonely, smelly, fetid, corollary... publicado hace 6 meses

What do tu think would happen if the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole right now? Would tu be shitting yourself once tu got past that advent horizon? publicado hace 6 meses

Waddup I'm new publicado hace 6 meses

When it comes to the king of yogurt, tu either Gogurt o tu Gofuckyourself publicado hace 6 meses

Happy friday tu perverts
stay safe
drink beer
give less fucks
sleep good publicado hace 6 meses

batman in 1966: Wholesome philanthropist, loving father-figure to Robin, a role-model and symbol of hope to millions
batman in 2016: Looks at superman and says "Do tu bleed? tu will." publicado hace 6 meses

Today I wrote on Random's muro and waited for misceláneo to write back to me, but misceláneo never did. Pretty random, huh?

On another note, how many mid-laners does it take to win a game LoL? It's not a trick question, btw publicado hace 6 meses

I found out today that fifth harmony predicted this carona thing earlier Xd

link publicado hace 6 meses

The most thing I miss about camping is waking up at 5AM to smell and feel cool breeze while waiting for the sun to rise. publicado hace 6 meses

How to legally get people to kill themselves:
Make them choose a rim and tire size. publicado hace 6 meses

I hate these annoying complainers all around me in my area right now my bestie included. Like if tu have problems in your life try to FIX them. Look for solutions, try different ways complaining and crying will do 100% NOTHING! My goodness people! publicado hace 6 meses

Youll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, limón jugo, jugo de and a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. publicado hace 6 meses

RESPECT!

POWER!

BANANA! publicado hace 6 meses

Protip: When the job descripción doesn't say how much they pay
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Did tu guys hear about the murder hornets coming to the US? publicado hace 6 meses

Gonna be doing character reviews on here eventually
Starting with Heihachi because tekken fans are a simp for him and my first set of artículos will be based around tekken characters publicado hace 6 meses

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

link publicado hace 6 meses

Imagine being a person during
your lonely dying breaths, ending
with tu being comforted por what
tu feared most your entire life. publicado hace 6 meses

Some people say Batman's supposed to be a dark, tragic anti-hero. I say Batman's supposed to be a flamboyant, sweet-natured, corny dancer. publicado hace 6 meses

I'll make más "finally" memes sometime later XD publicado hace 6 meses

How is quarantine my hopeless ones?
Yes, it is I, the God Of Rejection.
I have heard your prayers.
tu must be suffering in this time of loneliness despite being shut-ins all your life.

Take your pocky and drink cola.
Don't chase anymore.
tu are finding a partner, not prey. publicado hace 6 meses

When tu open the state, turns out COVID cases rise up. publicado hace 6 meses

See ya later, masturbater publicado hace 6 meses

Who here made their mark on fist misceláneo muro post?
I just did mine XD feels awkward but cool. publicado hace 6 meses

How great would it be if we got notifications when people comentó on our foros posts o on a encuesta we've chosen to follow. I wish the fanpop four still loved us :'( publicado hace 6 meses

Man I enjoy going on fanning sprees. One of them will become my siguiente victim. ;) publicado hace 6 meses

Become one with the Darkness and you'll have all the power tu desire. ;) publicado hace 6 meses

It gains the más it gives
And then it rises with the fall
So hand me that remote
Can't tu see that all that stuff's a sideshow?
Such boundless pleasure
We've no time for later
Now tu can't await
your own arrival
you've twenty segundos to comply publicado hace 6 meses

Sonic do the spindash into my wildest wet dreams publicado hace 7 meses

every time I watch donald trump, I just feel bad for Americans.. The normal ones at least publicado hace 7 meses

Despite being a movie buff, I have never watched a single James Bond movie
I've only ever seen three spy movies... All of them were Austin Powers publicado hace 7 meses

I just looked into my spam folder, and I've been invited into the National Honour society. publicado hace 7 meses

In life I don't let the Darkness consume me I consume it and befriend it. :) publicado hace 7 meses

Wish I knew why my cousin hates himself so much he's just full of self hatred I mean he has a successful Good paying job a hot loyal girl, awesome friends. But he still keeps hating himself and actuación angry. I'll never understand him. publicado hace 7 meses

Online class is so hard. I ended up with a verbal thrashing from my teach for missing class. publicado hace 7 meses

In a land far away my village stood. For a thousand years o más my people lived and life was good.
And the sound I heard was the rhyme of my soul, a pulse of hope and unity for people young and old!

Then a barco came along that took us far to a land both strange and new. Our only hope was north star.
Deep inside my corazón was the rhythm of my soul that helped me overcome my fear, for freedom was my goal! publicado hace 7 meses

Still waiting for god to load the quicksave publicado hace 7 meses

Just achieved the Shadow of the Colossus platinum trophy on ps4.
Probably one of my most proud plats. That was difficult as hell. Highly recommend this game though. publicado hace 7 meses

Cleo De Nile,
tu so beguile,
Even though tu act so vile. publicado hace 7 meses

I wish más cheap canned comida had tabs for opening them. Opening them with a normal can opener can be pain... publicado hace 7 meses

I gotta go turn off the wifi o I'll never sleep

Goodnight. publicado hace 7 meses

Damn, that was some powerful Red Bull. publicado hace 7 meses

Trump talking about all this "Inject disinfectants to save yourself from Corona"
Fam, bleach chuggers and Tide Pod eaters had the right idea all along! publicado hace 7 meses

*Deep breath* C H E E S E! publicado hace 7 meses

Feeling nauseous, hot, and anxious is awful. Imma prolly just... sleep... I'm usually up at 12 anyways... and hopefully I'll feel better... publicado hace 7 meses

*looks around in my messy room* I think I vegged out too much XD publicado hace 7 meses

How the fuck do tu internet stalk someone for years XD I mean like, why? There's so much other shit to do on the internet! publicado hace 7 meses

If you're looking for a film to watch, I know the perfect film. It's called Alyas batman en Robin. It's a 1991 romantic comedy, featuring several musical numbers. It was made in the Philippines and it's amazing. I've been thinking about it, every día since I've seen it. If tu look on YouTube, you'll likely find it. It's a masterpiece and is way más fun than watching The Dark Knight o any MCU film. publicado hace 7 meses

Forget nube nine. I am on nube hundred. I have finally acquired an outfit/hairstyle I've wanted since forever. So much WORTH. publicado hace 7 meses

Happy Ramadan. publicado hace 7 meses

Guys, please understand that I am fine with tu making jokes about my mental issues. I'd rather everyone be on equal, good sporting terms and have laughs rather than be coddled and treated like a special baby.
If tu wanna call me a Sonic loving, chicken nugget eating, Gamestop employee pepper spraying autistic faggot, I'm perfectly cool with that
Disclaimer: Maybe don't say the F word. That one may not be as easy to say casually publicado hace 7 meses

I still wonder if the rumour of earning money after a semester of college is true? I just gotta ask. publicado hace 7 meses

Plain yogurt vs Twix publicado hace 7 meses

Happy 50th Earth Day, everyone!~ 🌎 publicado hace 7 meses

Don't get too excited about meeting your internet friends. Meeting sexually frustrated, depressed, racist and stalkers in real ain't a good idea. publicado hace 7 meses