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1- The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

2- Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

3- The first known contraceptive was cocodrilo dung, used por Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

4- When tu die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

5- It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on parte superior, arriba of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.

6- The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the año - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.

7- The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million....
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posted by Bananaaddict
Okay, though tu can't necessarily tell por the title, this will mostly likely become a mindless rant at some point. It's gonna be about grammar. :D

So, this is "texting language" as I see it. Forever hace (okay, maybe several years ago), the only texting available on phones was the type...well, I'm not very familiar with phone terminology; let's say the type where tu press the numbered buttons multiple times to get different letters. That's how text speak was born, since people didn't want to waste their precious time typing whole words (God forbid). Why didn't they just call each other, you...
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posted by shutyourface
if tu r lectura this i am forcing u to pass this message on because it may save the life of many people & if u don't pass it on ..... tu will be the one to blame for destoying the earth....it starts like this..............


i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nerves, get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves, and this is how it goes.. ohhh
i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nurves,get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves,and this is how it goes... ohhhhhh...
tu get the picture
add me as your friend and pass it on
Bob: Hello there!
Joe: Oh! How do tu do!
Bob: Now then... who are you?
Joe: Well they call me Psycho Joe.
Bob: Why do they call tu that?
Joe: I don't know now lay off the sassy back talk!
Bob: Ok! Ok!
(Silence for a while)
Bob: Who's....(looks around and whispers)...they...
Joe: I dicho STOP!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh yea... sorry.
(More silence)
Bob: Who are tu again?


In dedication to Bob B. Bob... R.I.P.
Bet tu can't guess HER middle name!!!
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posted by orangeturnip
things that make you...


being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly tu become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way tu look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww o not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have tu become?


im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one misceláneo act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

amor yourself
amor the world
spread some joy

amor peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who tu are.
dont let the world change you

thank tu for taking the time to read ... this came from my corazón and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3
posted by girsmurf22
misceláneo
random
i am petting my kitty.



my kitty is soft and FLUFFAHH!!!!!


oh crap my cat just scratched me.


i'm suffering in pain.


now i'm screaming.


now i'm in the hospital.




now i'm dying.

NOW I'M DEAD.


and thinking about my FLUFFAAAAAAYYYYY KITTY.


AND NOW............huh,i don't know what i'm doing.




THE END...................................................but not for
MY KITTY...................
 i'm gonna whoop your culo
i'm gonna whoop your ass
I know i get bored ALOT lol...so r some ppl...so here is sometings tu can do whenever u feel like REALLY bored...

P.S:somethings i've write just 4 fun..

ok so:
1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet. LOL=D
4. Sharpen your teeth.
5.Braid your perros hair.
6.Wash a tree.
7.Scare Steven King.
8.Give your cat a mohawk.
9.Whine.
10.Play Pat Boone records backwards.
11.Dress like your favorito! Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
12.Play with matches.
13.Buff your cat.
14.Learn Greek.
15.Change your...
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posted by windwakerguy430
When I was a little kid, I grew up with a Gameboy along with a few games for it. One of those games was Kirby’s Dream Land for the original Gameboy Color. It was a short game that tu could beat in thirty minutes, but it was so much fun to play. I loved every segundo of it as a kid, from the amazing Gameboy graphics to the music. I bring this up because today is an indie game that perfectly captures the feeling of those classic Gameboy games, known as Awesome Pea.



Awesome guisante follows the adventures of a little Pea, who is extremely greedy. All he wants is coins, and he’ll travel across...
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posted by nmdis
"Back Around"


What did I do to deserve this?
Tell me the truth and don't lie
You're pretty good at that but, no not this time
tu walk around like tu run the world,
Running your mouth, and talking about me now,
They think that you're the perfect girl,
There gonna see everything so get back

[Chorus:]
It's gonna come back around
tu know that this town is just too small and I'm too tall to take this again
You're just too adverse but I got news
tu know you're just gonna lose
Everything and everyone that mean so much to you.

I'm feeling bad for,
tu are alone and nobody cares that tu are
One look...
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posted by Supergirl14
The Plan
I looked in the cracked mirror, Sad and lonley...Well not lonley, I did have my circus preformers(or slaves as I was taught to call them)But most of them thougt I was a freak! I know they woun't dare say that to my face, but I hear them,"I hate her so much,"and,"she is such a freak!"(I hate when pepole call me that!)
What did I do wrong?I gave them everything they needed,and made sure they were perfect.They work three hours a day, how hard is that, I work non-stop.
I always try to make sure I'm perfect in every way,but there is always something wrong in my routine.I always try to make...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Ok, I'm bored, so I think I'll talk about the thing we all amor - music.


What is music? música is the most addictive drug you'll ever come across. It's the one thing that will go on living, that anyone can learn to love. There will be a peice of música to suit everyone, tu can always find a song to relate to, no matter how you're feeling. When making music, you're creating a monster, a monster that will make people dance, sing, be happy. It's the most powerful monster of all.

Each good songwriter and composer has the ability to express emotions and feelings through lyrics and notes, and make other...
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posted by australia-101
100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that tu are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the siguiente misceláneo thing no matter how ridiculous o stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them tu can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...
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One can even wear it in daytime the light effect will automatically disappear and in the night blooming parties one can even look stunning unique amazing colourful gorgeous por wearing this new look.

One of the most amazing things about LEDs is that they give tu endless options when it comes to color and lighting effects. Adding lights to an ordinary piece of clothing lends that prenda, prendas de vestir transformative, chameleon-like powers.



In designing this Day-to-Night Light falda Girls wanted to find a simple way to use LEDs to create something that could go from a normal piece of clothing to a festive mostrar stopper at the touch of a button.





por using a pre-programmed LED chip from Cool Neon that can be controlled por remote, A girl can easily avoided the need for arduino coding, making this project quite a simple one.



Girls can also used a new kind of LED strip that just became available: fully addressable rgb side emitting led strip.
Accused pet torturer and killer, Jeffrey Nally Jr., appeared in Hancock County Court on Monday., January 20th . Nally’s court appearances have been delayed numerous times over the past year; most recently because he requested a psychiatric evaluation.

That tactic backfired, as the evaluation found him competent to stand trial on 29 counts of felony animal cruelty, one count of domestic battery and one count of kidnapping. If he is convicted, each count of animal cruelty could bring a 1-5 año sentence.

According to Hancock County Prosecutor James Davis, Nally was offered a plea deal that would...
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posted by blaise_jez
If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Looking back at my past i see someone so strong and smart a person that people amor that has a corazón giving love

people arnt all the same dont we all live under the same plag of pain?
life is short not made to last

i remember all the times people made me laugh
but thoughs times have come so far
nothing happy makes me laugh

looking down at my past makes me see that i wont last being proud strong and Valiente will never be something on my grave

maybe just one black rose sitting on the grave stone thats all i want thats all i ask after all a rose will never ever last>
posted by KateKicksAss
This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
Credit: link




"Today, I went to the cine with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to registrarse us. We've been together for two years. FML"


"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy o a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the...
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posted by Chocamilk92
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posted by blackpanther666
Regardless of who is on here and who isn't anymore, most of the people on here have a nasty habit of feeding the trolls, then wondering why they write so much crap and rubbish directed at others.

Trolls amor attention. Yeah, no s**t, Captain Obvious, they say. But, think about it - if no-one respuestas a troll's questions, o pays any attention to the, then they end up getting bored and go away (fair enough that tu can disagree that it isn't always right, because some trolls, like Naoi, o HaruhiSuzumiya- never go away). Then, all is well, right?

But, I just feeling like pointing out that this...
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