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Fan fiction by MiizLadiDiime posted hace más de un año
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I can fly,
I'm a pigeon,
In the sky,
I poop up high,
Don't touch me unless tu wanna die,
Nodding my head,
Nod,nod,nod,
I'm gone stab tu with ma beak,
Peck,peck,peck,
My seed is my weed,
High,high,high,
Don't hate me cause tu a'int me,
Now gimme some bread, BLOOD!!!

Im a ninja,
So don't mess with me,
OH GOD!!!,
I got shot in ma eye,
Now i'm brain damaged,
Life is a B***h,
happy days,
I think not.
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Review by McDreamyluva posted hace más de un año
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Eat them...you know you want to
For nutritious sugar hit, embrace the dark side...


The best news we’ve heard all year: studies prove chocolate is good for más than a broken heart. The secret behind its powerful punch: cacao. Packed with healthy flavonoids and the chemical theobromine (which widens blood vessels), this little frijol, haba is a disease-fighting bullet. The problem? Cacao is bitter, chalky and hardly palatable. Enter milk, sugar and mantequilla – great for tastebuds, not so for health. Besides adding kilojoules, they dilute cacao’s benefits. So stick to chocolate with at least 70 per cent cacao – o cocoa, which is cacao in roasted, ground form – says Dr Mary Engler, a professor of physiological nursing. And yourself to 200g a week (that’s two blocks of Lindt Excellence).


A Healthier Heart
The brown stuff can reduce blood pressure, increase the flexibility of veins and arteries, and cut down on stroke and corazón attack risk. Most of the credit goes to flavonoids, which kill off free radicals, and polyphenols, (also found in red wine). Polyphenols are known to prevent LDL (bad) cholesterol from oxidising into a form that damages...
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Guide by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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Ever made a pick that tu really want people to answer, but it's moving along slowly? Try these tips to bump it up.

1. Post the pregunta when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.

2. Don't make your pick when tu first post it. When tu first create it it will be at the parte superior, arriba of the list. If tu wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means más people will see it.

3. When tu have picked and it dissapears off the lista again make comentarios during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe respuestas it will go back to the parte superior, arriba of the list.

I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
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Article by InvaderCynder posted hace más de un año
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me: midnight, how did tu come up with this theory? it depletes all that science stands for!

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me: yes, i see....so, your saying this could be the answer to surviving the end of the world? that's a very large statment, don't tu think?

f u

me:MIDNIGHT!

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List by blaise_jez posted hace más de un año
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Q .. Did tu here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do tu do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the calle when the sign dicho "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when tu ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.



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List by blaise_jez posted hace más de un año
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Q .. How do tu sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. tu keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to tu keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do tu do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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List by amethyst44 posted hace más de un año
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a plátano strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the lista tu have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the plátano peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostrar themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if tu are near a slippery set of stairs at school and tu don't see the plátano peel, there's a chance tu will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.

2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a plátano árbol and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.

3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN plátano AND A BROWN plátano TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown plátano has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if tu put it siguiente to a...
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List by amethyst44 posted hace más de un año
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Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if tu think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A limón is lying on the parte superior, arriba step, and tu are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. segundos later tu land on your ass, and siguiente tu are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A limón is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limón that was created por your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limón into her concoction. siguiente few days tu suffer from unhappy stomach pains and tu are diagnosed with stomach flu.

3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of frutas is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, tu wouldn't believe, but tu SWORE tu saw a shadow of a limón outside of your room, right where the knives would be. tu go to investigate...and there is a cuchillo siguiente to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but tu can figure it out.
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Opinion by heavenly13 posted hace más de un año
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yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, paino , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , tu know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you...

I know tu may be in, i may be out
BUt dose it matter? loves what its all about
It hurts inside.....
When tu dont see me
Cant tu see
All we could be...

Chourus

Take a look around us....
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody dicho it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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List by demon_wolf posted hace más de un año
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A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
armadillo
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
tejón
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
barracuda
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black halcón (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black lobo
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal focus)
Bloodsword (a big ninja)
Blood Warrior
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Article by princess829 posted hace más de un año
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This may seem hard to believe, but it's true: Justin Bieber's manager has been arrested for NOT tweeting.

Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.

In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven minutos after cops' request.

Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:

You've got my total support @scooterbraun Wish tu were here in Chicago with us #FreeScooter
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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i would like to express how i feel about one of this worlds most beutiful creations.


things i like about eyes
i like the colours
i like eyes from all animials
i like when tu can catch someone out when there lie'in

i like the fact tu can see out of them
but i also like that tu can see into them

when tu look at eyes , your looking through the portal to someones soul

tu can see how someone truely feels , even if they dont know it themselves

if someone is is happy ,sad o angry o a mixture of a multitude of expressions even the más complex ones like amor and lust

without my eyes my world would be a darker place
and i wouldnt be able to see your buetiful happy face.

a geeky philophicial section:
process=our eyes help us percieve the un-percievable+our brains process all imágenes that are recievable.
i like the fact that diffrent animials loose o gain diffrent infomation shaping our perception based on the above process ...
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Opinion by MiizLadiDiime posted hace más de un año
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dear,2timer

tu dicho tu loved me
tu dicho tu cared
tu dicho i was the moon in tu dark sky
tu dicho i made tu corazón complete
tu dicho i made tu smile when tu were weak
tu dicho no girl could compare
tu dicho i was beautiful
tu dicho i was the first real kiss tu ever had
tu lied
tu played me
yo turned my world black
tu broke my corazón and made me weak
tu fucked my so called friend
tu made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
tu cheat tu bastard! don't come round here again cuz tu fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I amor you, not! I hope tu like my amor letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…

from, girl with gun
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Opinion by Eclipse14 posted hace más de un año
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Rumors of an upcoming crisis caused the decision of allowing Case X2343 to be opened at all.During the Depression a team had gone to investigate a disturbance in the suberbs.It turned out someone had an accident with an accid leak.Anyway they survived.Studys began.If they proved succesful, and the common US soldier could survive such contamination ,it hav positive results in war.Imagine throwing a acidic gernade that only effected your opponent.Anyway tests failed and it was shut down.It was re opened when an overview proved the expiraments had dado some extraordinary abilitys.Anyway it was soon learned that only teenagers could survive(Only those with enough hormones could survive).They started adopting from orphanages.Eventuall they were training an army.One thing they should hav expected from a pack of supernatural teenagers was a rebellion.Some were loyal,but the rest escaped.We hav no where to go.What now?
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Opinion by vladmortum posted hace más de un año
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1. Take someone's shopping carro and switch the items with stuff from the person siguiente to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen tu in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of tu on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circulo, círculo where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
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List by MiizLadiDiime posted hace más de un año
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this is what goes through my friend's head 24 7 ugh i could strangle her also what she would probably say if she ever met him


taylor oh taylor (dreaming of our wedding)
1. i follow tu evrywhere im there when tu buy eggs and when tu sleeping
2. im the girl who wrote those suicdal notes wen u dicho u didnt amor me
3.i wacth all the film youve been in its 3 isnt it well i wacthed them all over and over
4. i may be years younger but im right for tu even if it is against the law
5. when tu used the toilet i was there with my camera hidding in the cubicals
6. i talk about tu all día long and drive my friends insane
7. i write imanagary stories about me and you
8. i have my very own imagianry taylor in my head and talk 2 tu when im on the bus people stare but who cares
9. i wear a harabo a ring tu told me to get remeber and now everyone knows were engadged
10. i know tu amor me come vist me someday plz topless as well so ppl will beileve me i l luv u taylor u are my one and only
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Article by InvaderCynder posted hace más de un año
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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things that make you...


being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly tu become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way tu look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww o not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have tu become?


im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one misceláneo act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

amor yourself
amor the world
spread some joy

amor peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who tu are.
dont let the world change you
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Opinion by dearjohnlOv3r23 posted hace más de un año
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once there was a young boy and girl that loved each other so much.
her parents never approved of him. they tried everything they could to
try to make her daughter unhappy. they tried to get her friends to lie to him
and say she does'nt amor him anymore. this boy was so special too her. she
thought about him every segundo of the day, she never got her first kiss.
because she wanted it to be with someone she loved, and she found that
person and it was him. and the girls parents just didnt care that she found
someone she loved. then one cold morning she woke up, came down stairs
and saw her parents in front of her in the kitchen. they dicho tu are done with
him. if i ever here tu talking to him youll regret it. her dad called him and dicho
stay away from my daughter they threatened him. she cried and cried. she was
never this miserable. She was depressed, never left the house, didnt talk to her
parents, she would go to her friends house very rarely and only call him and would say baby, i amor tu so much and i dont want this to end your the best thing that has ever happened to me. he says im not...
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Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou camioneta, van je!

16. English -- I amor you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!

21. Finnish -- (Mä) rakastan sua!

22. French -- Je t'aime!

23. Frisian -- Ik hald fan dei!
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Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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1 . Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. kiss her slowly.

Are tu remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves tu more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i amor her más than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are tu thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I amor tu whenever tu see her.
17. kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way tu feel about her.

One last thing tu need to do to mostrar her tu actually do mean it.
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Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their favorito! cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the playa at midnight.

10. Write poesía for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when tu mean it and make sure they know tu mean it.

13. Give misceláneo gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl tu ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every segundo possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes.

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her tu amor her, and kiss her lightly.


18. When in public, only flirt with each other.
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Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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IMPORTANT: some fanpopers may find this disturbing...so if u find it so plzz comentario if i get más than 10 negative comentarios ill borrar it!!
thnxx........bot rofl its funny






We aren’t mind readers!
We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
When tu sleep over never boss me around in cama unless it is during sex.
Smoking is the biggest turn off.
It never hurts to work out.
If tu don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
“Fine” o “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
If tu want sex, just ask. (In case tu didn’t already know.)
Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
Only modelos are able to wear most of the stuff tu see in fashion magazines.
No guy will complain if he comes inicial and sees tu in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, o just plain naked.
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Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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NOT por ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when tu think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever tu have to say during commercials.
3. If tu don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about tu ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like tu to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that tu can eat all tu want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, tu massage; we go down, tu go down; we shave, tu shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . tu are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
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