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Opinion by Kanji posted hace más de un año
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tu turned to see a figure holding your friends lifeless body. tu screamed and the figure saw tu and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" tu screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your friends lifeless body tu started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then tu with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else tu turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" tu murmured to your self backing up,the guy took tu por your wast as tu backed up into him and stopped tu from moving."you know it's a waste that i want to keep tu human" he spoke slowly but clearly "sadly tu should be happy im not going to turn you...yet" he chucked and lay his head on your shoulder.you couldn't speak too afraid of what was happening then tu felt a pain in your neck and screamed then soon blacked out.You woke up and looked around you.The place looked like a abandon hotel,the windows were boarded up but tu could see sun light getting through.You went over to the door and walked into the hallway the lights in the hall were...
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List by Dreamer4eva posted hace más de un año
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes tu make me so mad i wanna throw tu in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style tu wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally did
8.hold me close and promise to never let me go
9. there comes a time in life when tu have to let go of the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make tu laugh so hard tu forget the bad and solely on the good.after all life is to good to be anything but happy.
10.1 million memories...
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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1. Let's go somewhere where we have to get really dressed up.

2. Wow, tu did your cuticles.

3. I'll pick tu up early, b/c I really want to meet your parents.

4. Want to hit the outlet mall this weekend?

5. If tu want to fecha other guys too, that's cool with me.

6. perros are fine, but gatitos are más cuddly.

7. Hey, that camisa, camiseta looks really good with those jeans.

8. Carson Daly is sooo deep.

9. How can anyone watch boxing? It's totally violent.

10. I can't wait to see the new Freddie Prinze Jr. movie.

11. Hey, today's our "two months from the first día we dicho hi" anniversary.

12. Didn't Gwyenth's outfit look amazing at the Oscars?

13. I think we're lost.

14. What's the point of dating if we're not going to get serious?

15. This scented candle doesn't smell sweet enough.

16. I like your dress--it's Rampage, right?
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Review by Cullens4eva posted hace más de un año
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read these tips on how tu can ruin a fecha so tu can avoid ruining one in the future.

1)DO NOT OVER ANALYZE THE RELATIONSHIP
most guys freak when they hear the word relationship in the early days of dating. they think "oh no why did she have to go spoil things por bringing this up?!"They also often think that when a girl wants to talk about a relationship, she really means she wants to pick him apart, expose all his flaws, and make him feel like a toad. If tu really feel tu need to talk about the relationship, try a softer approach. Avoid issuing an order like, "We need to talk about us," which most guys find terrifying. Instead, try a más specific statement like, "For the last week o so, I’ve noticed this has been happening, and so I've been thinking this. How do tu see it?" por staying low-key, tu may help your guy to open up and recognize that talking about feelings doesn't have to feel weird.

2) OBSESSING ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE
When a guy hears tu badmouth the way tu look, he feels trapped in a no-win situation. He knows that if he says, "Well, yeah. tu could stand to lose a few pounds," he's going to upset you. And if he says,...
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Fan fiction by Karartegirl99 posted hace más de un año
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Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.

One day, she talked during a fuego while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the buscar for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang estola five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.

Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.

So she was inicial schooled.

But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.

So they duct-taped her mouth shut.

THE END
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Guide by Renesmee_XD posted hace más de un año
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How many times do tu get passed por and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, tu must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, o at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.

Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened por following my lista of wonderful alternative ways to say "Hello."
1. The "Hey"
This is por far the easiest and most commonly-used form of "Hello." When tu are ready, tu may even want to try the extended version of this simple greeting (see #2).

How It's Done
Approach your target with grace, bumping into misceláneo passersby on your way. As tu get closer to your target, let a smile crawl up your face as tu lift your chin up a bit and say "hey." Don't forget to look at your target, and listen for a response. Do not slow down a whole lot. It is perfectly...
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Opinion by jujuh98 posted hace más de un año
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Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it dicho that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if tu don't then tu need to see a doctor!!
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List by simpleplan posted hace más de un año
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1. If they want to loan tu money, tell them tu just filed for bankruptcy and tu could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are tu today?" say, "Why do tu want to know?" Alternately, tu can tell them, "I'm so glad tu asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is actuación up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Ask them how to spell "Milpitas." Continue asking them personal preguntas o preguntas about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This one works better if you're male: Telemarketer: Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with Canter & Siegel services... You: Hang on a second. [a few seconds' pause] Okay, [in really husky voice] What are tu wearing? Telemarketer: [Click.]
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Opinion by frylock243 posted hace más de un año
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This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog fan character. Do tu think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 año old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of money due to what was passed to them when Atsuko's grandmother died. Sometimes during the summer, Atsuko's dad would take the family on a vacation. they would either go out of the country, o just go to a another city in Japan. when they chose to go to another country, they take an airplane. when they just wanted to go to another city, they would drive there. one summer, when Atsuko was
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Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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"Well it was near the end of summer and I hanging with the gang (Dean the leader of the gang ,Spike segundo in command ,Spike's girl Vicky ,Rat (yes that his real name his parents are weird),Ian and Matthew (the twins ) and Jess my best friend since kindergarten .)So here we are do are normal thing Dean flirting with me ,the twins fighting as
always ,Jess talking nonstop about a movie no one seen o ever heard of .All the sudden Jess's girlfriend Kayla (she been trying to get in the gang but she annoying so she not ) runs up yelling her own brains out about something ."Honey
what wrong ?"asks Jess Kayla completely out of breath holds up her finger to tell us to wait a segundo . Waiting for Kayla to get her breath back is like waiting for two año to finish a algebras lesson so I decide to think how ugly Kayla's outfit is .When I finish do that ten minuto late Kayla get her breath back ."I just heard that pack is getting to big .So the council is planning to have some us go some where else to live." Kayla just told me my worst fear in her horrible voice ."What!!!!"yells Dean "Yeah ,what the crap we can't mover tu must heard wrong!" I registrarse in ."Guys let not yell at Kayla...
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Article by blaise_jez posted hace más de un año
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I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R l Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
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Article by dramaqueen00 posted hace más de un año
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eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no pasa, pasas de uva Bran
Well, don't tu know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of comida tu hate ooh
tu won't get no postres 'till tu clean off your plate
So eat it, don't tu tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some más chicken, have some más pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled o fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your mesa, tabla manners are a cryin' young shame
You're playin' with your comida like it's some kind of game
Now, if tu starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)

tu better listen, better do what you're told ooh
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Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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I normally go to the woods to be por myself and to read ,since I can not get piece and quiet at inicial were my foster parents keep fighting about everything .I can go to school I guess I am always
alone there anyway .I never go to the graveyard,but today I had to today the crackheads
were in the woods planning there party to get ,to think I use to be one of .The graveyard is different of the woods for one thing it always feels haunted with grief and for another thing there are giant stones everywhere .I had not been back to this place since the día they buried my big brother Greg .Being here always reminds me of that horrible día he left me ,the fuego ,the party,
the week I lost everthing my mother and Greg .I get sadder each time I think about what I had ,our apartment,my loving mother ,the big brother.A sobbing voice breaks my train of thoughts .I walk down the path in the graveyard to see a short black hair ,in a long goth black girl who looked around my age .This girl was crying her eyes out over a giant gravestone .I feel sorry her I know how she was feeling I decided that I should say something to her ,but before the words can pass my lips .she yells into the...
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Article by InvaderCynder posted hace más de un año
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Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I amor it!)
All I do is just believe in the corazón of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)

Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
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Opinion by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel pescado and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel pescado could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a buscar as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost in translation” and other simply won’t make sense. It will surely prove that such translators are completely unreliable.

English to Chinese Simplified:
我希望进行查寻至于准确这个译者怎样是。 如被指示,我使用了语法上合理的语言和正确拼写。 我通过在译者里面的每种语言将投入这则消息并且看见最后的消息怎么从原始一个变化。 如果结果结果正如所料,有些词“在翻译将逐字地丢失”,并且其他不会有道理。...
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Article by emmett posted hace más de un año
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My friends and I made this.. we found it funny. tu might not get it though... But good for tu if tu do :D *No offence to any Bob's out there...

Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?

Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.

Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!

Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.

Sarah: I am Sarah.

Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah

Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!

Bob: Uh Uh um ok

Sarah: Could tu take me home...with you?

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.

Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just tu and me?

Bob: Uh uh ok that is fine

Sarah: Oh Look Bob! An abandoned car! I wonder if it still works!

Bob: Uh uh uh okay, yes, sure.

Sarah: Oh Bob! I'm feeling faint and I can't eat any of the comida here to restore my energy!
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Opinion by Mistyflower posted hace más de un año
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school o any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz ball

12. A canto baloncesto (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers





































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List by lalaland101 posted hace más de un año
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can tu make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a frek of
nature

13.nurse, where is my lunch?!

14.don't worry, i think it's sharp enough

15.better save that, we'll need it 4 the autopsy

16. isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
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Opinion by taytrain97 posted hace más de un año
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User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Aww damnnit!

Cleverbot: Are tu a furry?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I am an engineer.

User: So do tu work for skynet.

Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.

User: So do tu know jesús por any chance.

Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do tu know how powerful a computer can be?

User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.

Cleverbot: I was answering your question.

User: No tu were ranting about how awesome tu were. I asked if tu had met Jesus.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?

User: Are tu retarded.

Cleverbot: Hot plátano milkshake.
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Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty o anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve some boobs ."

"Interesting ,so when did tu learn that tu were a werewolf?"

"Oh , that I knew since I was a baby .since I do live in a pack of hombres lobo after all."

"What I mean to ask tu when did tu change into one ?"asked the doctor .

" I first change when I was 9 years old on a full moon like the supersition ,but not like the supersition we can change when we want .''The only two things that are true about the supersitions are that we do go raging killer crazy when the full moon comes up and that silver does burn when I am in...
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Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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" I know what tu want from me.you want me to tell tu my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to tu . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell tu i could get a lot of people around me hurt " dicho the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what tu will tell me today " dicho the man .

"Alright but tu will not like what i tell tu .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " dicho the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if tu want hear más . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
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Fan fiction by MiizLadiDiime posted hace más de un año
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I can fly,
I'm a pigeon,
In the sky,
I poop up high,
Don't touch me unless tu wanna die,
Nodding my head,
Nod,nod,nod,
I'm gone stab tu with ma beak,
Peck,peck,peck,
My seed is my weed,
High,high,high,
Don't hate me cause tu a'int me,
Now gimme some bread, BLOOD!!!

Im a ninja,
So don't mess with me,
OH GOD!!!,
I got shot in ma eye,
Now i'm brain damaged,
Life is a B***h,
happy days,
I think not.
misceláneo crap to fill up el espacio fhkfgjhfgh
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Review by McDreamyluva posted hace más de un año
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Eat them...you know you want to
For nutritious sugar hit, embrace the dark side...


The best news we’ve heard all year: studies prove chocolate is good for más than a broken heart. The secret behind its powerful punch: cacao. Packed with healthy flavonoids and the chemical theobromine (which widens blood vessels), this little frijol, haba is a disease-fighting bullet. The problem? Cacao is bitter, chalky and hardly palatable. Enter milk, sugar and mantequilla – great for tastebuds, not so for health. Besides adding kilojoules, they dilute cacao’s benefits. So stick to chocolate with at least 70 per cent cacao – o cocoa, which is cacao in roasted, ground form – says Dr Mary Engler, a professor of physiological nursing. And yourself to 200g a week (that’s two blocks of Lindt Excellence).


A Healthier Heart
The brown stuff can reduce blood pressure, increase the flexibility of veins and arteries, and cut down on stroke and corazón attack risk. Most of the credit goes to flavonoids, which kill off free radicals, and polyphenols, (also found in red wine). Polyphenols are known to prevent LDL (bad) cholesterol from oxidising into a form that damages...
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Guide by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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Ever made a pick that tu really want people to answer, but it's moving along slowly? Try these tips to bump it up.

1. Post the pregunta when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.

2. Don't make your pick when tu first post it. When tu first create it it will be at the parte superior, arriba of the list. If tu wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means más people will see it.

3. When tu have picked and it dissapears off the lista again make comentarios during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe respuestas it will go back to the parte superior, arriba of the list.

I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
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Article by InvaderCynder posted hace más de un año
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me: midnight, how did tu come up with this theory? it depletes all that science stands for!

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me: yes, i see....so, your saying this could be the answer to surviving the end of the world? that's a very large statment, don't tu think?

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me:MIDNIGHT!

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