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Opinion by jujuh98 posted hace más de un año
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Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it dicho that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if tu don't then tu need to see a doctor!!
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List by simpleplan posted hace más de un año
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1. If they want to loan tu money, tell them tu just filed for bankruptcy and tu could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are tu today?" say, "Why do tu want to know?" Alternately, tu can tell them, "I'm so glad tu asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is actuación up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Ask them how to spell "Milpitas." Continue asking them personal preguntas o preguntas about their company for as long as necessary.

4. This one works better if you're male: Telemarketer: Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with Canter & Siegel services... You: Hang on a second. [a few seconds' pause] Okay, [in really husky voice] What are tu wearing? Telemarketer: [Click.]
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Opinion by frylock243 posted hace más de un año
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This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog fan character. Do tu think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 año old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of money due to what was passed to them when Atsuko's grandmother died. Sometimes during the summer, Atsuko's dad would take the family on a vacation. they would either go out of the country, o just go to a another city in Japan. when they chose to go to another country, they take an airplane. when they just wanted to go to another city, they would drive there. one summer, when Atsuko was
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Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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"Well it was near the end of summer and I hanging with the gang (Dean the leader of the gang ,Spike segundo in command ,Spike's girl Vicky ,Rat (yes that his real name his parents are weird),Ian and Matthew (the twins ) and Jess my best friend since kindergarten .)So here we are do are normal thing Dean flirting with me ,the twins fighting as
always ,Jess talking nonstop about a movie no one seen o ever heard of .All the sudden Jess's girlfriend Kayla (she been trying to get in the gang but she annoying so she not ) runs up yelling her own brains out about something ."Honey
what wrong ?"asks Jess Kayla completely out of breath holds up her finger to tell us to wait a segundo . Waiting for Kayla to get her breath back is like waiting for two año to finish a algebras lesson so I decide to think how ugly Kayla's outfit is .When I finish do that ten minuto late Kayla get her breath back ."I just heard that pack is getting to big .So the council is planning to have some us go some where else to live." Kayla just told me my worst fear in her horrible voice ."What!!!!"yells Dean "Yeah ,what the crap we can't mover tu must heard wrong!" I registrarse in ."Guys let not yell at Kayla...
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Article by blaise_jez posted hace más de un año
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I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R l Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
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Article by dramaqueen00 posted hace más de un año
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eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no pasa, pasas de uva Bran
Well, don't tu know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of comida tu hate ooh
tu won't get no postres 'till tu clean off your plate
So eat it, don't tu tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some más chicken, have some más pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled o fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your mesa, tabla manners are a cryin' young shame
You're playin' with your comida like it's some kind of game
Now, if tu starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)

tu better listen, better do what you're told ooh
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Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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I normally go to the woods to be por myself and to read ,since I can not get piece and quiet at inicial were my foster parents keep fighting about everything .I can go to school I guess I am always
alone there anyway .I never go to the graveyard,but today I had to today the crackheads
were in the woods planning there party to get ,to think I use to be one of .The graveyard is different of the woods for one thing it always feels haunted with grief and for another thing there are giant stones everywhere .I had not been back to this place since the día they buried my big brother Greg .Being here always reminds me of that horrible día he left me ,the fuego ,the party,
the week I lost everthing my mother and Greg .I get sadder each time I think about what I had ,our apartment,my loving mother ,the big brother.A sobbing voice breaks my train of thoughts .I walk down the path in the graveyard to see a short black hair ,in a long goth black girl who looked around my age .This girl was crying her eyes out over a giant gravestone .I feel sorry her I know how she was feeling I decided that I should say something to her ,but before the words can pass my lips .she yells into the...
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Article by InvaderCynder posted hace más de un año
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Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I amor it!)
All I do is just believe in the corazón of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)

Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
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Opinion by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel pescado and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel pescado could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a buscar as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost in translation” and other simply won’t make sense. It will surely prove that such translators are completely unreliable.

English to Chinese Simplified:
我希望进行查寻至于准确这个译者怎样是。 如被指示,我使用了语法上合理的语言和正确拼写。 我通过在译者里面的每种语言将投入这则消息并且看见最后的消息怎么从原始一个变化。 如果结果结果正如所料,有些词“在翻译将逐字地丢失”,并且其他不会有道理。...
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Article by emmett posted hace más de un año
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My friends and I made this.. we found it funny. tu might not get it though... But good for tu if tu do :D *No offence to any Bob's out there...

Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?

Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.

Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!

Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.

Sarah: I am Sarah.

Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah

Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!

Bob: Uh Uh um ok

Sarah: Could tu take me home...with you?

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.

Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just tu and me?

Bob: Uh uh ok that is fine

Sarah: Oh Look Bob! An abandoned car! I wonder if it still works!

Bob: Uh uh uh okay, yes, sure.

Sarah: Oh Bob! I'm feeling faint and I can't eat any of the comida here to restore my energy!
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Opinion by Mistyflower posted hace más de un año
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1. The coffee-flavored donut.

2. The ShamWOW!

3. Middle school o any school in particular

4. Baseball cards

5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it

6. Misquitoes

7. Bees!!!!!!!!

8. Wasps!!!!

9. People who think they have ESP

10. Math

11. The palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz ball

12. A canto baloncesto (yes they're real)

13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)

14. Antelopes

15. automatic soap dispensers





































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List by lalaland101 posted hace más de un año
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can tu make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a frek of
nature

13.nurse, where is my lunch?!

14.don't worry, i think it's sharp enough

15.better save that, we'll need it 4 the autopsy

16. isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
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Opinion by taytrain97 posted hace más de un año
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User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Aww damnnit!

Cleverbot: Are tu a furry?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I am an engineer.

User: So do tu work for skynet.

Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.

User: So do tu know jesús por any chance.

Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do tu know how powerful a computer can be?

User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.

Cleverbot: I was answering your question.

User: No tu were ranting about how awesome tu were. I asked if tu had met Jesus.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?

User: Are tu retarded.

Cleverbot: Hot plátano milkshake.
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Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty o anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve some boobs ."

"Interesting ,so when did tu learn that tu were a werewolf?"

"Oh , that I knew since I was a baby .since I do live in a pack of hombres lobo after all."

"What I mean to ask tu when did tu change into one ?"asked the doctor .

" I first change when I was 9 years old on a full moon like the supersition ,but not like the supersition we can change when we want .''The only two things that are true about the supersitions are that we do go raging killer crazy when the full moon comes up and that silver does burn when I am in...
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Fan fiction by hotice posted hace más de un año
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" I know what tu want from me.you want me to tell tu my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to tu . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell tu i could get a lot of people around me hurt " dicho the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what tu will tell me today " dicho the man .

"Alright but tu will not like what i tell tu .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " dicho the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if tu want hear más . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
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Fan fiction by MiizLadiDiime posted hace más de un año
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I can fly,
I'm a pigeon,
In the sky,
I poop up high,
Don't touch me unless tu wanna die,
Nodding my head,
Nod,nod,nod,
I'm gone stab tu with ma beak,
Peck,peck,peck,
My seed is my weed,
High,high,high,
Don't hate me cause tu a'int me,
Now gimme some bread, BLOOD!!!

Im a ninja,
So don't mess with me,
OH GOD!!!,
I got shot in ma eye,
Now i'm brain damaged,
Life is a B***h,
happy days,
I think not.
misceláneo crap to fill up el espacio fhkfgjhfgh
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Review by McDreamyluva posted hace más de un año
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Eat them...you know you want to
For nutritious sugar hit, embrace the dark side...


The best news we’ve heard all year: studies prove chocolate is good for más than a broken heart. The secret behind its powerful punch: cacao. Packed with healthy flavonoids and the chemical theobromine (which widens blood vessels), this little frijol, haba is a disease-fighting bullet. The problem? Cacao is bitter, chalky and hardly palatable. Enter milk, sugar and mantequilla – great for tastebuds, not so for health. Besides adding kilojoules, they dilute cacao’s benefits. So stick to chocolate with at least 70 per cent cacao – o cocoa, which is cacao in roasted, ground form – says Dr Mary Engler, a professor of physiological nursing. And yourself to 200g a week (that’s two blocks of Lindt Excellence).


A Healthier Heart
The brown stuff can reduce blood pressure, increase the flexibility of veins and arteries, and cut down on stroke and corazón attack risk. Most of the credit goes to flavonoids, which kill off free radicals, and polyphenols, (also found in red wine). Polyphenols are known to prevent LDL (bad) cholesterol from oxidising into a form that damages...
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Guide by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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Ever made a pick that tu really want people to answer, but it's moving along slowly? Try these tips to bump it up.

1. Post the pregunta when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.

2. Don't make your pick when tu first post it. When tu first create it it will be at the parte superior, arriba of the list. If tu wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means más people will see it.

3. When tu have picked and it dissapears off the lista again make comentarios during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe respuestas it will go back to the parte superior, arriba of the list.

I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
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Article by InvaderCynder posted hace más de un año
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me: midnight, how did tu come up with this theory? it depletes all that science stands for!

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me: yes, i see....so, your saying this could be the answer to surviving the end of the world? that's a very large statment, don't tu think?

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me:MIDNIGHT!

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List by blaise_jez posted hace más de un año
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Q .. Did tu here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do tu do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the calle when the sign dicho "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when tu ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.



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List by blaise_jez posted hace más de un año
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Q .. How do tu sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. tu keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to tu keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do tu do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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List by amethyst44 posted hace más de un año
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a plátano strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the lista tu have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the plátano peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostrar themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if tu are near a slippery set of stairs at school and tu don't see the plátano peel, there's a chance tu will be falling somewhere. They were most likely staring at the twin grapes that were on your tray.

2. The most uncommon way is easy, too---bananas are on trees, so if you're walking under a plátano árbol and one is about to fall off, there's an easy concussion for you.

3. DO NOT PUT A GREEN plátano AND A BROWN plátano TOGETHER!!!! Those two are the worst evil pair duos of the century. The brown plátano has an evil disease and is the most troublesome, so if tu put it siguiente to a...
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List by amethyst44 posted hace más de un año
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Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if tu think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A limón is lying on the parte superior, arriba step, and tu are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. segundos later tu land on your ass, and siguiente tu are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A limón is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limón that was created por your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limón into her concoction. siguiente few days tu suffer from unhappy stomach pains and tu are diagnosed with stomach flu.

3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of frutas is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, tu wouldn't believe, but tu SWORE tu saw a shadow of a limón outside of your room, right where the knives would be. tu go to investigate...and there is a cuchillo siguiente to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but tu can figure it out.
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Opinion by heavenly13 posted hace más de un año
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yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, paino , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , tu know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you...

I know tu may be in, i may be out
BUt dose it matter? loves what its all about
It hurts inside.....
When tu dont see me
Cant tu see
All we could be...

Chourus

Take a look around us....
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody dicho it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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