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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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10 fans
1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they kiss tu and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they pescado for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile

13.The way tu feel when tu see their names on the caller ID after tu just had a big fight

14.The way they say "Let's not fight anymore‚" even though tu know an hora later...

15.The way they kiss tu when tu do something nice for them
Opinion by Free_Spirit posted hace más de un año
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists o pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. por the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in the country there was a young couple travelling back from # to they're inicial which was past $ to go inicial to &.

They started having car trouble and just outside $ the car broke down. The boyfriend got out of the car and he told his girlfriend, "Stay in the car and lock the doors no matter what, don't come out," he warned her. The boyfriend got out andwalked back to the town.
Article by Dethklokrox90 posted hace más de un año
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men o Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a misceláneo button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells tu to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy oso, oso de with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it más than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main room, dress up as Dr Rockso and kiss him (Cheek) until he screams.

7. Call him Natey-poo until he starts to call tu Sugar Plum.

8. When he is dating someone, walk up to her and say "HEY EVERYBODY, NATHAN IS DATING A MAN IN DISGUISE." act sarcastic.

9. Before he goes to sleep make sure he is already in bed. Cuddle up to him and say "I was the one who estola your spagetti" (Act like Luigi)
Opinion by xneville_rocksx posted hace más de un año
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14 fans
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up por canto playa Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say tu taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him flores when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If tu ever need to say 'Like taking dulces from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
Article by laspanglish posted hace más de un año
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10 fans
there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious corazón all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in defeat.

her poor corazón wounded it bleeds,
a new hurt gnaws there small as a seed.
even thoguh life carries on,
she's like a phoenix canto her low,lonely,song.

aline groom,12/5/09
Opinion by DxCluvr posted hace más de un año
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4 fans
Tell me if u think this is funny o not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:


Cookie:Would tu like to hear your fortune?

misceláneo guy: Uhh sure I guess?

Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*

misceláneo guy: Uh tu gonna tell me my fortune?

Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?

misceláneo guy: tu gonna tell me my fortune o what?!?!?

Cookie:Why the hell would I tell tu your fortune?

misceláneo guy: tu dicho tu WOULD!!!!

Cookie:Well have tu been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and galletas don't talk nor tell people fortunes.

misceláneo guy:0.o But tu j-

Cookies: No I didn't

misceláneo guy: But I-

Cookie:No no I did not say I would tell tu your fortune.

List by breebree446 posted hace más de un año
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61 fans
A: Best Girlfriend/Boyfriend any one could have
B: Loud and likes to have fun
C: Regret losing
D: Really lovable
E: Sexy
F: People amor you
G: Never let people tell tu what to do
H: Have a very good personality and good looks
I : Hard to get
J : People Adore you
K : People cant help but check tu out
L: is really pretty
M: Easy to fall in amor with
N : Awesome kisser
O: Best kisser ever
P : Is really fun
Q :A hypocrite
R: Loves to kiss
S: Loves to smile
T: Loves music
U: Really like to chill
V : Not judgmental
W: Popular
X: Never let people tell tu what to do
Y: Worth waiting for
Z: Good in bed

Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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23 fans
rosas are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the rosas are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, registrarse 'em.
If ya can't registrarse 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Life is really just getting by. Through love, heartbreak, and this fucked up thing that we call life. Some have good lifes, some have alright lifes, and some have lifes that just plain suck.
Article by Fangirl99 posted hace más de un año
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5 fans
Thanksgiving is my favorito! holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, tu get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are tu ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" dicho the pie. it was calabaza pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i amor you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are tu doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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98 fans
-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first tu don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks tu have some serious problems

you're really freaking him out

-When tu get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

he was sooo looking!

-Love comes in many colors

so does crap... ur point!

Fan fiction by kk99aa posted hace más de un año
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im sorry but i have to postpone the story :(( im working on too much and need a break :((( SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY



Opinion by monLOVEbrucas posted hace más de un año
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393 fans
[b] -Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, tu can kiss my culo too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the día i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to tu does not matter to me

-When your up, your friends know who tu are.
When you're down, tu know who your friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab tu in the throat with...the cuchillo tu left in my back.

-I was the one who dicho things changed;
tu were the one who proved it.

-Friendship is not capable of ending
For if it ends it is only because it never existed.

-I'll never forget what tu did to me, but I'll never let tu know I remember.

-In dealing with backstabbers
There's one thing I’ve learned
Opinion by demon_wolf posted hace más de un año
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6 fans
This is for a very nice and friendly person, that tu know as Animefan66 (Kasey) and I know as the greatest person ever.
This articulo is written for all the meanhearted people to Kasey.

Thank tu so much to the people who are nice to Kasey and respect him. =]

There are people are here that are very mean to Kasey, and I feel that if tu have nothing good o nice to say to Kasey. THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T SPEAK AT ALL!!

I don't see how anyone can be so mean to one person on a daily basis. Its rude, mean and disrespectful.If tu had a corazón tu would keep your comentarios to yourselves, but mostrando that I am writing, just goes to mostrar tu there are people here on fanpop that don't have a heart, and can't keep there rude comentarios and such to themselves.
Kasey unlike the people that are mean to Kasey, has a corazón and tries to forgive the MEANIES.

Kasey is a very kind, caring, loveing, wonderful person. Kasey I know does nothing to tu (you as in people who are being mean to Kasey) like being mean o rude.
Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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5 fans

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The segundo one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".

Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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6 fans
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every día since his retirement 25 years ago. One día he arrives inicial looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."

His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't tu take my brother with tu and give it one más try."

"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the siguiente día Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty oscilación and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did tu see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I don't remember."
Opinion by dsgt5 posted hace más de un año
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2 fans
Why is it that people are seperating us por race why can't we all just live on this planet together, God wanted all of us happy, why should we be judged por our color, do we not all have a body, we are all the same, We were put on this planet to amor eachother, not to hate one another, why is it that just because one of us is darker we get trown on the grown like we are worthless, we all have talents and great abilities, we should be treated equaly, we all are different shades but does that mean we should spit in someone's face because of it, it affects us deeply when we don't feel welcomed on this earth, so why can't we just amor one another and be happy, not only will this make us smile but It will make our Lord smile to see such change, and that's what we all want right, change.
Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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14 fans

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would tu do if tu realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”

Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”

“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.

“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, respuestas Tom.

“What if that had been struck por lightning?” challenges the inspector.

“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here and use the phone to call the siguiente signal box.”

“What if the phone was busy?”

“In that case,” Tom argued, “I’d run to the calle level and use the public phone near the station”.

“What if that had been vandalized?”

“Oh well,” dicho Tom, “in that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Leo”.
Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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10 fans
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond mover 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got inicial and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 más feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she respuestas back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Review by kellyclarkson12 posted hace más de un año
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5 fans
My favourite celebridades

1.Michelle Trachtenberg-She is just very cool and acts perfectly in 17 Again and Gossip Girl as Georgina :)))

2.Leighton Meester-She is a wonderful singer,great actress and woman and acts perfectly in Gossip Girl as Blair :)

3.Dreama Walker-She is a wonderful actress in Gossip Girl as Hazel.

4.Kate French-Love her as Nikki Stevens in The l Word :)

5.Rachel Bilson-Can I add more?An amazing woman,perfect actress,wonderful style,amazing way of behaviour and way of life.She is my role model

6.Bethany Joy Galeotti-She is great,acts perfectly as Haley in One árbol Hill,has some great songs and has an amazing character.

7.Maite Perroni-A great woman and a singer!
Opinion by jefferyw52 posted hace más de un año
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5 fans
I'm sure you've read the articulo por jedigal1990 that ajl dicho he made the misceláneo spot but he joined in September (2009). I think tu should just give him apoyar to tell him to just tell the truth and say he didn't make the misceláneo spot. jedigal1990 and BellaCullen96 sent messages to her to tell the truth. She never responded. Even I sent her a message and a couple of apoyar to please tell the truth and she never responded back. type that in the address bar. Please do not yell at her. Please be polite.
Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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20 fans
a boy was asked por his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes inicial and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother respuestas " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad respuestas "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
siguiente he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she respuestas "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she respuestas "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes to his younger brother and asks the same pregunta and he respuestas "in my little red car"

so he goes to school the siguiente día and his teacher asks "what is one of your spelling words" and the boy respuestas "shutup!"
the teacher, says " excuse me, do tu want to go see the principle!"
the boy says "yeah yeah"
so he goes to the principles office and is asked "who do tu think tu are?" por the principle. the boy respuestas "da na na na batman".
List by Gracie1995 posted hace más de un año
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4 fans
The Full lista from the book STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE – How to find social success with the urban-dwelling middle classes por Christian Lander

#129 Banksy
#128 Camping
#127 Where the Wild Things Are
#126 Vespa Scooters
#125 Bob Marley
#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
#123 Mad Men
#122 Moleskine Notebooks
#121 Funny o Ironic Tattoos
#120 Taking a año Off
#119 Sea Salt
#118 Ugly Sweater Parties
#117 Political Prisoners
#116 Black música that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
#115 Promising to Learn a New Language
#114 America
#113 Halloween
#112 Hummus
#111 guisante Coats
#110 Frisbee Sports
#109 The Onion
#108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References
#106 Facebook
#105 Unpaid Internships
#104 Girls with Bangs
#103 Sweaters
#102 Children’s Games as Adults
#101 Being Offended
Article by 123cosmo4 posted hace más de un año
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2 fans
October 10

Well, it is that time of year. Wanda and I are running our new dogsled team. We started running our perros in the sport of dog trineo about three weeks ago. We are broke right now, using a wagon and cheap harnesses for our perros to pull. We are getting a gangline, enw harnesses, and a sled. THe sled is so expensive it is worth más than our house. HA! Anyway, so we took the perros on their first "long run" today. We only took two of the perros and took them about three miles when we considered turning back. THey WOULD NOT turn around and wouldn't quit pulling so we let them go. We went about four country miles on a road out bordering the woods. It was incredible! Once they get in shape, I expect them to run way farther than that, but it is a working team. Yeah, dog trineo is our wacky sport out here in the middle of nowhere. We did this today and I'm kind of in a hurry typing. We were supposed to be getting ready for our party, but we were out mushing for a few hours today. Before we went this far we took our other mushing dog out a few miles. I am so going to be in shape after this. They are not used to pulling obsessive amounts of weight so...
Opinion by jedigal1990 posted hace más de un año
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ajl's user icon
Hello fellow misceláneo fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform tu that a certain new fanpoper with the nombre de usuario of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a pregunta saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a foros saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now tu will not be able to find these two contributions why tu ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if tu want proof that she dicho this check out this forum
Now tu may ask why we don't believe she is the creator there are several reasons we have
1. she just signed on to fanpop in sepetember and as most of tu know this site has been on forever
2. she has made one contribution to this spot
Opinion by twilight0girl posted hace más de un año
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4 fans
zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes i wonder why i need tu at all!
Graverobber:and amber sweet is addicted to the cuchillo
shiloh:addicted to the knife?
zydrate addicts:addicted to the knife!
Graverobber:and addicted to the cuchillo she needs alittle help with the agony
zydrate addicts:agony...