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posted by SaitoSaturno
12
1. I've got my biblioteca card and im checking tu out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are tu wearing el espacio pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those galletas for sale?
5. tu must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are tu a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep tu in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. tu wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do tu like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
posted by BellaCullen96
10
Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person siguiente to tu if they know how to tap into top-secret pentágono files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the borrar key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever tu hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard por reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by cleo-mermaid
13
ok lots of people have been asking how to fo this. its easy!

ok, go to fan pop, sign in, go to the "home page" scroll down untill tu go to the bottom..mabey a little bit up from the bottom.

kk when tu have done that....there is a button saying: "create new club/spot"
click on that...wait for it then tu have it!!!

then make sure tu dont make a club that already exists (i forget why...sorry not a big help!!) but make topic, tags, descripción and then when tu finished that...click on "edit club" (its under the banner)

then scroll down...(right down)...click on "banner" put on the banner.
just under-nieth-(sorry bout the spelling mistakes)-it says icono put on the icon.

then your done!! (add things to it like: photos, video, answers, quizes and other stuff(things) then people will join...oh and here is the link: link
posted by Kswifty13
15
ok people let get this good because if tu like him tu will regret it for ever he was making people do things for his good and he told me to lie about my age when the bible says do not lie that is not good to lie

this is the truth and i am not lieing trust me
tu can ask me anything tu do get

so if tu do not believe me and all that send me something and ask me anything what tu do not get in escritura just do not over do it

do not fan this person are tu will be put up to things tu will not want to do

dont dont dont
thank tu and good bye
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by invadercalliope
1
I hope tu enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all tu opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't tu see, the resolve to cut tu reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...
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posted by milorox18
15
WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me tu amor me.

Girl:I amor you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can tu take off my casco and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the siguiente day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his casco so that she would live even if he died.
posted by patrisha727
1
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of dulces per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each año on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix comida to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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posted by -SkySplitter-
I don't own any of these
_____________________________________________

1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do tu call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH
7
People don't seem to understand what Satanism truly is so here tu go! x_x



There are different sects of Satanism. Joy of Satan Ministries is Spiritual Satanism.

Satanism is not a "Christian invention."

Satanism predates cristianismo and all other religions.

Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, halloween monsters o other related entities.

Satanism is not about "evil."

Satanism is not a "reaction to Christianity."

Satanism is not about death.

True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan's) intention.

We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.

We know...
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posted by amy_the_demon
BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: tu want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame culo song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: hola THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though tu were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could tu stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do tu mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
posted by yukikiyruu
2
at do men want in a relationship?

Well, I'm sure that is one pregunta which would have dado many a woman a sleepless night indeed. After all, 'men' and 'relationships' happen to be two parties which since ages, have been notorious for never having been able to get along well with each other. A whole lot of women, for years on end, have struggled to decipher the mind of a man once he's in (or on the verge of getting into) a relationship. At times, I really wonder just how many women are really able to understand what exactly it is that men want in a relationship. To be honest, (and yes, I'll...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com.

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any más preguntas say " why does my perros breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ amor (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells tu to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if tu dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
6....
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Note: This was my speech for debate team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while lectura this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where tu could be turned down from a job because tu were black and your employer was a white man, a world where tu can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which tu cannot marry the amor of your life because tu two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is dicho to be a free country, one with civility. tu would think...
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One día a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are tu laughing? I just insulted all of tu losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how tu feel tu have to take the time to make fun of us. tu obviously...
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posted by aya3
2
the informations that u will be shocked por hearing it...it is for all the science and information lovers....as me!!:P
1-do u know,that the eyes size stays the same size...but the nose and ears still grawing as long as the human lived?
2-the human is the only creature that sleeps on his back!!
3-do u know that the first owner of (malboro) company for sigarets died por cancer in his lughn..!
4- do u know that,most of the dust in ur house is the dead skin of ur bodies...(ew)!!
5-the manzana, apple not the caffaeen ...is what makes u active for the morning 100 times más than coffee.
6-all the poular bears uses...
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posted by ilovepenguins
7
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the siguiente stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the siguiente stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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posted by Lola90210
5
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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Specify that this order is "To Go".
Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear asiento passenger make the order.
At midnight, ask if tu are too early for Breakfast.
When ordering, start talking about the problems tu were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
Laugh loudly when asked if tu would like fries with your order.
Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that tu did not like the way the employee dicho "Would tu like fries with your order?"
When asked if they can take your order,...
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posted by twilight_23
2
One of my teachers gave everyone in my class a "personal yearbook" it just has a bunch of pages that tu can fill our about this school year. Here's one of them:

When I look back on this year, I will always remember...

crazy times at Giant Eagle with Oliva((Team_Edward77)) and Tae-Tae. LMC. Fanpop!!!! My nicknames-Mae-Mae, Megan-Wa, Freckles, and Chelsea. The Twilight Saga. Listening to Taylor rápido, swift songs a million times in one night. Being a vegitarian for Lent. Confirmation. Bubulubus&&German maíz Cookies. Baby Mama-you a queer woman?! 8 days and 24 hours. &&Beauty and the Nerd ((see the spot for Beauty and the Beast for the script)).

*Sorry if tu don't get any of this, it was mainly written for my friends on Fanpop(:

Team_Edward77
Fearlessx3
BoguslyBubbly7
^
look them up, they're ah-mazing(: