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This pato walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the pato leaves.

The siguiente day, the pato returns and asks, "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the pato leaves.

The día after that, the pato walks in the store again and asks "Do tu have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told tu no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if tu come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pregunta on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...
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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make amor with tu
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit tu first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give tu a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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posted by thatguywashot
1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray perros in capa closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet música with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person siguiente to it: "Is this asiento SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant playa ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten minutos before it starts, find...
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posted by nmdis
"Piercing"


Living in fear
Is not what tu had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...
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posted by Trainofdoom
Hello everybody this is a short rant about grammar. I have been seeing a LOT of these mistakes. normally I wouldn't care about such petty errors but en masse they really drive me insane.

They're=THEY ARE;They're going to the park.
Their= Group Possessive;It's their money
There=location/thing; Is there anything we can do?

Your=Possessive; Your cat is white.
You're=YOU ARE. tu are late to class.

Sorry I went elementary school teacher/Grammar Nazi on your collective illiterate asses but I just felt the need to reinstate some level of intelligence back to this club.


That is all.
posted by yamishadow2001
10. Number 10 is HMK he makes videos about Legend of Zelda,Kingdom hearts,Super smash bros., etc., but yeah HMK comes in at number 10.
9. Thundershot69 don't laugh about his channel name, but makes videos about Dragon Ball Z and he plays video games he's awesome so yeah.
8. Thefinebros. They make videos where people react to watching something and all kinds of cool stuff.
7. Pewwwwwdiiiiiieepie! But wait tu might say this," ehhhhhhhh pewdiepie suuuucks lolalalalalal uuuuuuuuhhhhhh." Well this is My Opinion anyway he makes lets play videos, animation, aaaaannnnnd Fridays with Pewdiepie.
6. Jared...
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posted by rayrayrox
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not mostrar it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows...
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posted by Bluekait
Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination

Silently the senses abandon their defenses
Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your thoughts away from cold unfeeling light
And listen to the música of the night

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Purge your thoughts of the life tu knew before
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And tu live as you've never lived before

Softly, deftly, música shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you...
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posted by the-signless
Do tu ever wonder what's going on inside other people's heads?
I do.
A lot.
I wonder what people think of me. Every segundo of my life.
But for some reason, I'm pretty sure it's just a passive acknowledgment of my existence.

They must think to themselves "Really, what does a straight A honors student with a 4.14 Grade Point average and the President of a school club have to hide?"
You'd be surprised.

Life as I had known it before ended in 5th grade. Before the day, December 17th, I had been at peace with my carefully organized world. Of course, I wasn't really sure why it had to be as organized...
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
Hey, guys. I'm just escritura a lista of awesome things about my friend, Carolyn (I just called her Lynn) who recently deleted her account. If any of tu have ever had a good friend borrar their account, tu know how much it hurts.
Anyway, here's the list.


1. She was really, really nice. That's a must in friends for me.
2. Sense of humor.
3. She wrote awesome stories. She's a really good writer.
4. She was really supportive. She always comentó and fanned and faved my story, which made me feel really happy.
5. She called me Puffin. I like nicknames people call me. A lot of my really good friends...
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posted by 55xxx55
I have a fabulous and true story to tell you. It is very interesting to most people.I do not own this story. Here it is, some of tu may recognize it from somewhere:





Yo, I'll tell tu what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what tu want, what tu really really want,
I'll tell tu what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what tu want, what tu really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If tu want my future forget my past,
If tu wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your...
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posted by Boomerxbubbles
What! to do when bored....Doooo Itttt....kidden
1.Open a window and yell "CURSE tu WALMARRRRRRT!!!!!!"
2.(guys amied at) wear a mini falda to school.                            
3.(guys amied at....again) wear a mini-mini falda to school. 4.throw bannas at ramdom people    .
5.have a frutas war.        
6.do somthing like this escritura something to do when bored.
7.dress up like a bunny and walk around...
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posted by Twilightluv3r
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most...
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posted by Penguin11
OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND THEY ARE CREEPY
12 Things tu Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents
Not only were these men leaders of our country--they were multitalented, unique, and even downright quirky. We've heard a lot about their contribution to United States history. But would tu have guessed the following...?

1. First U.S. president George Washington rejected a movement among army officers to make him king of the United States.

2. Andrew Jackson, 7th U.S. president, dueled with Charles Dickinson after he insulted Jackson's marriage. Jackson let his opponent fuego first, giving himself time to...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Yes, the best and worst video games of the decade are still coming out on the misceláneo club eventually. I just wanted to talk about something… truly random. The PS DUBs was truly the most unique console out there in the 6th generation. Despite being the biggest thing that was released in that generation, it had a lot of games. Many of them were great and really popular. But when your console is big, everyone wants a piece of the console war pie. And everyone got their games on the PS2 when it was released back in the day. And so many games fell to the wayside, resting on lowly game shelves,...
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posted by 90sfan
Take this examen to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at inicial and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had bebés on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked tu out of the house...AGAIN.What do tu do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative escritura class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You...
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posted by nmdis
"My Own Monster"


I turn my head, there's nothing there
All I own is my thoughts for my fears
I close the door to keep out the bad
I plug my ears to keep out these fears

And I cry

So hold me close
For I'm so tired of holding myself
So very tired and tired
Tired and tired
Just hold me

I listen to these voices
o is it this house that's giving me chills
As I lie upon this little girls bed?
Who's at the door? Who's walking near?
o has my imagination spilled?
This little girl all grown up still fears

Oh, and I cry

So hold me close
For I'm so tired of holding myself
So very tired and tired
...
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posted by chattycandy
"I'm going fishing."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand por a stream with a stick in my hand, while the pescado swim por in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and tu have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," o "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."

"We're...
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~In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!

~Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!

~There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!

~The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!

~Every día 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!

~The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!

~Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of té were used as money in Siberia

~Most lipstick contains pescado scales!

~It's illegal to drink cerveza out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

~Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

~The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds