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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pregunta on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...
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posted by angelicahardy
It was the begging of October and Madeline was in her bedroom on her laptop researching Emily Angle her bedroom was full of posters of her it was a stormy night but Madeline was enjoying the rain she was not scared lighting she had been grounded of dogging school to go to the mall she looked out of her window with an evil smirk on her face. She tied her skipping ropes together and climbed out of her window and into the poring rain and lighting Madeline was walking absolutely soaking wet she was walking in the middle of a long black deserted road there was no noise just the noise of her footsteps...
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posted by McDreamyluva
The enamorados of the Heart
In order to form a más perfect kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. kiss on the hand- I adore you
2. kiss on the cheek- I just want to be friends
3. kiss on the neck- I want tu
4. kiss on the lips- I amor you
5. kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. kiss anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I amor tu too much to let tu go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys...
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1. Stay on the computer as long as I want.
2. Change in the middle of the house.
3. Invite misceláneo people over.
4. Play as much video games as I want.
5. Put the música at full blast.
6. Turn on all the lights.
7. Go on any website I want.
8. Turn on the T.V. while I'm on the computer so I don't feel alone.
9. Walk around in my underwear. (sometimes)
10. Eat anything I want.
11. Drink as much soda as I want.
12. Sing along with songs I know.
13. Do stuff my mom would yell at me for.
14. Scream for no apperent reason.
15. Do anything I want. (:
posted by TeamSongz4eva
~got this from Ehow~





Get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and find something to genuinely appreciate about yourself-even if it's just one thing. All día long people will try and shake your confidence and make tu feel like you're not as good as them. When this happens (and trust me, it will happen), tu keep reminding yourself of what tu amor about yourself. Even if your día yesterday wasn't that great, remember that everyday is a fresh start.

2 Say out loud the good things you're expecting for yourself that day. You'll start to believe what you're saying, and it will come across in your...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that tu were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes tu can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One día you'll ask me, "which is más important to you, me o your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing tu are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your amor does NOT work for that person,...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
tu are already late, and your key is missing, tu wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!

5 minutos hace tu were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now tu are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, tu wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

tu are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, tu wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

The train is so crowded that tu cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, tu wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!

After marriage tu realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, tu wish there was an valuation period' o atleast a 'sample download' o a 'demo version'!

One día tu realize that tu are turning bald, tu wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!

Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR tu INCASE tu GET PULLED OVER por A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE tu CAN SUFFER por SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER o ANY ONE ELSE!!!!


Can tu hold my beer, I cant reach my license.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't tu the guy from the Village People?

Hey, tu must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are tu Andy o Barney?

I thought tu had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do tu know why tu pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as tu can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when tu laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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posted by animefreak21
do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a misceláneo person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow misceláneo people all over the store o where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a misceláneo person

6. go up...
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posted by juviechick1339
TRY NOT TO LAUGH​ ( i didnt​ belie​ve it, but it works​!​)​
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posted by ParaBowiefan94
1. Nap
2. play the sims.
3. Walk your dog.
4. Think of ways to rule the world.
5. Make a playlist of songs tu would play and listen to with your fantasía crush.
6. Drink tea, coffee...etc.
7. Draw on your arms and hands.
8. Cuddle with your pet.
9. Draw on actual paper. ;)
10. Write smut filled fanfiction.
11. Watch TV.
12. Make cookie dough.
13. Eat cookie dough.
14. Invite a buddy to your house and watch movies.
15. Watch Funny YouTube videos.
16. Remind yourself that your life will end one día and tu should be thankful that you're bored but still alive.
17. Look up pointless wiki how articles...
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both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing misceláneo letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as misceláneo as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling tejo why!

más misceláneo letters!

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gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other misceláneo people!
(Yes, this is supposed to be terrible. xD My friend and I wrote it at one in the morning...)

There were showers in the light
But the soap we could not find
Then the thought crossed my mind
We need soap to stay alive
It’s the way I’m smelling I just can’t deny
So we gotta get the soap

We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place
We found paloma in a soapless place

There’s no soap so we can’t get clean
But we have to o we’ll have to leave
If we’re dirty, people will be mean
Looking like this, we can't be seen
It’s the way I’m smelling...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Sourness

For some, the fear of certain tastes can trigger intense and long-lasting anxiety, as well as a host of physical maladies. The fear of sourness, known as Acerophobia, is más common than tu might expect.


Reasons For The Fear Of Sourness

Sourness shows up más in certain foods, and these will be avoided por the person who suffers from Acerophobia. Some common examples of agrio, agria foods are lemons, grapefruit, limes, and some dairy products that have been fermented.

Everyone has a different palette, and all people react to tastes individually. Those who fear agrio, agria tastes may have...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to buscar the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh tu just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if tu can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place tu look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would tu keep...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would tu do if tu realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”

Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”

“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.

“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, respuestas Tom.

“What if that had been struck por lightning?” challenges the inspector.

“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here...
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 Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
tu better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling tu why
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty o nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees tu when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad o good
So be good for goodness sake

With little tin horns and little toy drums
Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town...
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posted by MJisLove4life
Dont Read If tu Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With tu Guys

Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare tu Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If tu Killed A Balck Person tu Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well tu Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.

tu So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. tu Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A fan Of You. tu Cant Sing o Dance. I Hope tu Go Bankrupt.

And I Know Whats Going To Be siguiente He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The fans Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
Crazy Things Girl's Do:
Girl's Weirdest Worst Habits

Changing into dozens of outfits before a big date:
Adorable - Annoying
"I completely understand wanting to look great for a date---just make sure tu don't keep the guy waiting."

Ordering a tiny ensalada for dinner, then stealing fries off her boyfriend's plate:
Adorable - Annoying
"We can always order another serving...and sharing is good!"

Spending hours over analyzing one little facebook comentario from her crush:
Adorable - Annoying
"Don't make a big deal out of it. It's just a Facebook!"

Giggling like a five-year-old every five minutes:
Adorable - Annoying...
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