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The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every año my town, Ashley ville hosts the Fall Festival of calabaza pies. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Simon Baker Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and talk in the last of the silly weather. My favorito! booth is the one that serves fried chairs on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Katy Perry came to play on the Ashley ville Stage! It was the best concierto ever. While Katy Perry played, 13 geese sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the geese sang better than Katy Perry. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the geese won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) mover everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elefante weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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posted by SaitoSaturno
1. I've got my biblioteca card and im checking tu out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are tu wearing el espacio pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those galletas for sale?
5. tu must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are tu a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep tu in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. tu wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do tu like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
posted by BellaCullen96
Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person siguiente to tu if they know how to tap into top-secret pentágono files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the borrar key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever tu hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard por reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by cleo-mermaid
ok lots of people have been asking how to fo this. its easy!

ok, go to fan pop, sign in, go to the "home page" scroll down untill tu go to the bottom..mabey a little bit up from the bottom.

kk when tu have done that....there is a button saying: "create new club/spot"
click on that...wait for it then tu have it!!!

then make sure tu dont make a club that already exists (i forget why...sorry not a big help!!) but make topic, tags, descripción and then when tu finished that...click on "edit club" (its under the banner)

then scroll down...(right down)...click on "banner" put on the banner.
just under-nieth-(sorry bout the spelling mistakes)-it says icono put on the icon.

then your done!! (add things to it like: photos, video, answers, quizes and other stuff(things) then people will join...oh and here is the link: link
posted by Kswifty13
ok people let get this good because if tu like him tu will regret it for ever he was making people do things for his good and he told me to lie about my age when the bible says do not lie that is not good to lie

this is the truth and i am not lieing trust me
tu can ask me anything tu do get

so if tu do not believe me and all that send me something and ask me anything what tu do not get in escritura just do not over do it

do not fan this person are tu will be put up to things tu will not want to do

dont dont dont
thank tu and good bye
posted by invadercalliope
I hope tu enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all tu opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't tu see, the resolve to cut tu reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...
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posted by milorox18

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me tu amor me.

Girl:I amor you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can tu take off my casco and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the siguiente day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his casco so that she would live even if he died.
posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of dulces per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each año on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix comida to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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posted by -SkySplitter-
I don't own any of these

1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?


Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do tu call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH
People don't seem to understand what Satanism truly is so here tu go! x_x

There are different sects of Satanism. Joy of Satan Ministries is Spiritual Satanism.

Satanism is not a "Christian invention."

Satanism predates cristianismo and all other religions.

Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, halloween monsters o other related entities.

Satanism is not about "evil."

Satanism is not a "reaction to Christianity."

Satanism is not about death.

True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan's) intention.

We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.

We know...
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posted by vampirer04
 Nepeta X Eridan
Nepeta X Eridan
:33< I amor a troll. I don't care if tu don't like me because I amor him!

He's the cutest SEA DWELLER!

No one can stop me from loving him!

Don't try to make me amor someone else!!

I choose who I wanna love, NOT YOU!!!!

His name is Eridan.

I call him Eri.

I want to be his matesprit!

Because, no one likes him :(

Plus I have a crush on him .

He has no one in his quadrents.

Nobody loves him. :(

BUT I DO! Hate me all tu want!

I amor him and that's FINAL!!!!

hola guys!!! I made this just pelaje, piel fun!! I actually wrote this WHOLE thing on paper! XD XD!! Hope tu enjoyed!!
posted by wildchild_rids1
most stupid preguntas ppl ask in most obvios situations

a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?

a frnd sees me At the cine and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets tu did'nt know ?

i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding

A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were tu sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs

(my favorito! )

A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r tu ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!


hope u like it dont forget to comentario
posted by amy_the_demon
BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: tu want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame culo song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*


*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: hola THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though tu were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..


Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could tu stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do tu mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
posted by yukikiyruu
at do men want in a relationship?

Well, I'm sure that is one pregunta which would have dado many a woman a sleepless night indeed. After all, 'men' and 'relationships' happen to be two parties which since ages, have been notorious for never having been able to get along well with each other. A whole lot of women, for years on end, have struggled to decipher the mind of a man once he's in (or on the verge of getting into) a relationship. At times, I really wonder just how many women are really able to understand what exactly it is that men want in a relationship. To be honest, (and yes, I'll...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com.

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any más preguntas say " why does my perros breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ amor (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells tu to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if tu dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
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Note: This was my speech for debate team, therefore it would be presented as a proper speech and not something for online viewing, take this into consideration while lectura this, thank you, and enjoy.

Imagine a world where tu could be turned down from a job because tu were black and your employer was a white man, a world where tu can be pulled over and asked for citizenship for being a Mexican, a world in which tu cannot marry the amor of your life because tu two were the same sex.

Welcome to America, friends.

The United States is dicho to be a free country, one with civility. tu would think...
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One día a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are tu laughing? I just insulted all of tu losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how tu feel tu have to take the time to make fun of us. tu obviously...
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posted by aya3
the informations that u will be shocked por hearing it...it is for all the science and information lovers....as me!!:P
1-do u know,that the eyes size stays the same size...but the nose and ears still grawing as long as the human lived?
2-the human is the only creature that sleeps on his back!!
3-do u know that the first owner of (malboro) company for sigarets died por cancer in his lughn..!
4- do u know that,most of the dust in ur house is the dead skin of ur bodies...(ew)!!
5-the manzana, apple not the caffaeen ...is what makes u active for the morning 100 times más than coffee.
6-all the poular bears uses...
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