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posted by trentgwenfan1
i amor cereal yes i do

i amor cereal how bout you

coco pufe


cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i amor cerial yes i do i amor cerial tu better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if tu can't have crealeal

do not steal

i amor creal yes we do i amor ceral tu should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i amor ccerale yes i do

i amor crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some misceláneo songs tu made up plz commet
posted by invadercalliope
When tu turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If tu have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
tu cannot turn back anymore


furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws comida at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid preguntas (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a día when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who tu think she is
posted by AngelVicki427
I put up this articulo just to inform u on how horrible animaal cruelty is, not to be negative o anything.
One rapidly growing concept is animal cruelty.
Animal cruelty simply means cruel unwarranted treatment of animals. Such treatment generally has a single point program - to subject animales and sometimes pets to unnecessary harm and pain. One major type of animal cruelty is torture.
Neglect and abandonment are the most common forms of companion animal abuse in the United States.
Scientists estimate that 100 species go extinct every day! That's...
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posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think o relate to these, in some way o another:

-Getting that knot feeling in your stomach when tu want to cry.
-Pinky swears mean business.
-"Who are tu talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
-Hiding when someone tu don't know knocks on your door.
-That moment where tu think "Wow, I'm weird."
-We teenagers need naps waaaaaaaay más than preschoolers do.
-I hate that 'back to school' feeling.
-Jumping 500ft to your cama because you're afraid something under your cama is going to grab you.
-Every year,...
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posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think o relate to these, in some way o another:

-I accept your apology, but I do not accept tu as my friend anymore.
-I hate when my parents take everything so seriously.
-I get upset when my phone looses one battery bar.
-Hearing rumors about your favourite celeb and getting pissed off.
-You call me.. I ignore it. I get a "restricted/unknown" call.. do tu think I'm dumb?
-We all want what we can't have.
-Seeing a scary movie either to laugh o have someone hold you.
-Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean...
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1) red is a flesh eating disese

2)red is EVIL

3)it only goese out with blue

4)red has big ears(bigger than dumbo)

5)red was born it italy and is now a world wide sensation(like shakira(soory spelling)hah)

6)red will one día take over the world

7)red lives in our mind

8)red's favorito! comida is pizza

9)red eats our brains(look at number 7)

10)hates the world

11)it plays your wii after tu go to cama at night

12)lloooooooveesssss twilight

13)kissed justin bieber

14)likes the pretty little liars tv mostrar

15)hates the preety little liar books

16)red hates the color red

17)is my motheres friend friends friend

18)only shops at the mall

19)middle name is code

20) last name is wow

21)loves me

22)hates tu

23)has a pet rock

24) is wachinng tu


26) os my friend

lol this is completly real i promise so plz look out for the color red
The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every año my town, Ashley ville hosts the Fall Festival of calabaza pies. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Simon Baker Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and talk in the last of the silly weather. My favorito! booth is the one that serves fried chairs on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Katy Perry came to play on the Ashley ville Stage! It was the best concierto ever. While Katy Perry played, 13 geese sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the geese sang better than Katy Perry. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the geese won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) mover everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elefante weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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posted by SaitoSaturno
1. I've got my biblioteca card and im checking tu out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are tu wearing el espacio pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those galletas for sale?
5. tu must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are tu a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep tu in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. tu wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do tu like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person siguiente to tu if they know how to tap into top-secret pentágono files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the borrar key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever tu hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard por reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by cleo-mermaid
ok lots of people have been asking how to fo this. its easy!

ok, go to fan pop, sign in, go to the "home page" scroll down untill tu go to the bottom..mabey a little bit up from the bottom.

kk when tu have done that....there is a button saying: "create new club/spot"
click on that...wait for it then tu have it!!!

then make sure tu dont make a club that already exists (i forget why...sorry not a big help!!) but make topic, tags, descripción and then when tu finished that...click on "edit club" (its under the banner)

then scroll down...(right down)...click on "banner" put on the banner.
just under-nieth-(sorry bout the spelling mistakes)-it says icono put on the icon.

then your done!! (add things to it like: photos, video, answers, quizes and other stuff(things) then people will join...oh and here is the link: link
posted by invadercalliope
I hope tu enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all tu opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't tu see, the resolve to cut tu reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...
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posted by milorox18

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me tu amor me.

Girl:I amor you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can tu take off my casco and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the siguiente day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his casco so that she would live even if he died.
posted by -SkySplitter-
I don't own any of these

1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?


Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do tu call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH
People don't seem to understand what Satanism truly is so here tu go! x_x

There are different sects of Satanism. Joy of Satan Ministries is Spiritual Satanism.

Satanism is not a "Christian invention."

Satanism predates cristianismo and all other religions.

Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, halloween monsters o other related entities.

Satanism is not about "evil."

Satanism is not a "reaction to Christianity."

Satanism is not about death.

True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan's) intention.

We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.

We know...
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posted by amy_the_demon
BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: tu want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame culo song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*


*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: hola THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though tu were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..


Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could tu stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do tu mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
posted by yukikiyruu
at do men want in a relationship?

Well, I'm sure that is one pregunta which would have dado many a woman a sleepless night indeed. After all, 'men' and 'relationships' happen to be two parties which since ages, have been notorious for never having been able to get along well with each other. A whole lot of women, for years on end, have struggled to decipher the mind of a man once he's in (or on the verge of getting into) a relationship. At times, I really wonder just how many women are really able to understand what exactly it is that men want in a relationship. To be honest, (and yes, I'll...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com.

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any más preguntas say " why does my perros breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ amor (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells tu to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if tu dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
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