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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with tu ex when she is not with you, tu might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes o call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your friends … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

12.Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it

13.Make her laugh

14.Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15.If she’s mad at you, kiss her.

16.If tu care about her, then TELL HER

17.Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she’ll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of your t-shirts (she’ll most...
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted hace más de un año
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okay i decided to write an articulo to grip about things on here that really bug me if tu don't like it deal with it

okay number one grip
- i know i already wrote an articulo about this but my number one gripe on here is people posting twilight basura on this spot and other nontwilight spots seriously and then tu wonder why we get upset believe it o not some of us don't like twilight so mover on and keep it where it belongs thats all i will say about that

segundo gripe
- people who complain about people's bad grammer o spelling we are not in a fucking english class so who cares stop bugging people about stupid stuff like that and mind your own business its not hurting anyone so get a life

third gripe
- people misussing the pregunta section okay serioulsy a pregunta is a fact that tu don't know the answer too its not a place to play a game that is where a foros comes in and its not which one is your favorito! that would be a pick o what is this i already know the answer if tu already know the answer than don't ask o make it a quiz. its also not a place to look for people to add tu i realize some people don't know that...
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted hace más de un año
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okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like tu twilight fans keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it o not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across preguntas and videos and fanpicks and pictures about twilight when we come on fanpop.
I have nothing against twilight but i'm not a fan and tired of seeing everything twilight on all the spots i go on it gets really annoying
yes anything goes on this site and if it was done a little bit it would be okay but seriously enough is enough this is not a twilight spot for crying out loud
please explain why not post this stuff on a twilight related spot there are plenty to choose from and there would be alot más people who share your views
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Opinion by chowjoyi posted hace más de un año
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) mover everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elefante weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When tu recover, say tu can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
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Opinion by chowjoyi posted hace más de un año
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41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If tu have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that tu ask their opinion of everything.

7. After tu have your bath, envolver, abrigo a bath towel around tu and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask tu what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping o running into something. Look at the ground and whenever tu see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
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Article by emmett posted hace más de un año
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen comida doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps tu out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around navidad time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if tu can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push tu around while tu yell "ye-haw!"
Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot
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Article by Fangirl99 posted hace más de un año
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thanksgiving is awesome!mostly,for 2 things. ot be with family,and FOODS! THE FOOD! THE FOOD! TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats tu fav?i ts hard for me. its either the stuffing,mashpotatoes. o PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PIMPKIN PIE!!!!!!!!!!!

its gonna rock!myy grandma is coming over cause shes got no one to spend it with. how sad.

oaky, another misceláneo werid articulo por me.
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Article by brooki posted hace más de un año
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Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope tu realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good friends don't let tu do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! tu actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If tu met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

comentarios DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/


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Opinion by kristine95 posted hace más de un año
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LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here tu go! =P

A caracol can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An elefante is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, tu have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, por taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If tu try to hold back a sneeze, tu can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head o neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders más than death!
The strongest muscle tu have is your tounge.
tu can't kill yourself por holding your breath.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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1. tu can do whatever tu damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. tu can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. tu can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. tu don't having to think about birth control, calendars o ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. tu can go out and flirt as much as your corazón desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet asiento issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.

10. tu can have male friends without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.

11. tu can finally see all the good videos -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly videos in our Chick Flicks area.)

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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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When it comes to guys, tu can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things tu might not know about the male that go beyond their favorito! team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys tu probably didn't know, didn't want to know, o didn't take the time to notice.

1. As much as tu want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When tu tell a guy tu are still good friends with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."

2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with before tu reveal your numbers. Anything above 10 is generally considered slutty, and anything below 5 is generally considered a lie.

3. Every guy has one "dorky" hobby; some guys play computer games like Everquest, others build paper airplanes. While I know you're desperate to change them, let them have this one thing, it will keep them sane.

4. Guys like it when it's bare, tu know where. "If a girl's got a nice box I'll go down on her anytime." If that doesn't say it, I don't know what does.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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1. I amor the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I amor the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I amor the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I amor the way tu look at me.

5. I amor how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I amor the way I can’t imagine a día without tu in my life.

7. I amor the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I amor the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I amor the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I amor how I know you’ll always be there when I need tu to be.

11. I amor the fact that I will always be there for tu too.

12. I amor how when I dream of my life partner, the only person that I can see is you.

13. I amor how complete I feel when I am with you.

14. I amor how our bodies just fit together.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys



1. The way they always wear their favorito! cologne (which happens to be the one that tu bought them for their birthday)


2. The way they run their hands through your hair


3. The way that they look at tu and tu want to die right then and there


4. The way that they casually put their arms around you


5. The way that they kiss away your tears


6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away


7. The way they mostrar off around their friends, even though tu both know that tu would amor them even if they missed a basket o two


8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date


9. How they always know just what to say to make tu blush


10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make tu feel better, even if tu think that it is the worst thing that they could say

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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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Reasons I amor You:

1) The way tu stand por my side


2) The times tu make sure nothing will harm me


3) How tu always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, tu take the pain away with a joke


5) How tu always look deep into my eyes


6) How tu can make my corazón melt with your soft lips


7) The way tu hold my hand so tight


8) The way tu never let my hands go


8) How tu always watch out for me


9) They way tu make sure I have everything I need


10) How tu always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When tu buy me things out of the blue


12) How tu say the cutest things over and over and never gets old


13) The way tu play with my hair when I'm falling asleep


14) The way tu stare at me as if I am the most prettiest girl in the world!

15) The times when tu where determind for me not to be mad at tu anymore

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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If tu think you're fat, tu probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If tu ask a pregunta tu don't want an answer to, expect an
answer tu don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless tu are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.

9. perros are better than ANY cats. Period.

10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon o the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.

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Opinion by sapherequeen posted hace más de un año
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I bet I know what some of tu are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat o what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minutos when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod o laptop for a week if I left it open again. o when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see perfect, she'd come in and say "You didn't do this well enough" o go find two little things I didn't see and say, "You have to do ALL of the dishes....". She'd start criticizing me at 6:30 am in the freaking morning!


My stepfather...well, a few months hace we got into a physical fight. Yes, physical as in hitting. He started swearing me out and calling me a b***h and stuff, so I started swearing back. Then he hit me in the back of the head, and I tried to leave the house but he grabbed me and held me against the damn door. I tried to kick him off,...
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Opinion by sweetseena97 posted hace más de un año
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One late night there was a girl name kat IT was her brithday and. She was waking to the batingcade to meet some of her friends. She hered something. she dicho it was just the wind mabe?.Then her cellphone rang she got scared she ansered it was her friend Lilly she dicho are tu on your way? becouse me and morgan are here. Kate dicho yes i am por the woods i am almost here. O ok then bye. Then Kate stared waking again 5 minutos latter here cellphone rang again she ansered hello she said. hola i see you. who is this? she said. Hahahahh dicho the voise tu are so cute when tu freack out, REALLY WHO IS THIS STOP CALLING ME!!!! Then she hong up she dicho to herself who is that are thy in the woods? o my ok i should cell Lilly to pick me up! Then she called here friend Lilly. Lilly ansered hello she dicho in a deep voise. Lllly she said! KATE IS THAT tu HELP ME!!! LILLLLLLLLYYY. Then the phon hong up lilly lilly? she said!! then she thought to her selfe o my god it was probly that guy from my celll phone like 10 seces a go.Then she called that number up hello the guy said.WHO are tu and what do tu want from my friends and me? nothinhg he dicho just get here in 5 minutos o tu little friend...
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every pregunta with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what tu repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what tu repeat every now and then.

14) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.

15) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.

16) Change what tu repeat every now and then.

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List by Penguin11 posted hace más de un año
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OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND THEY ARE CREEPY
12 Things tu Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents
Not only were these men leaders of our country--they were multitalented, unique, and even downright quirky. We've heard a lot about their contribution to United States history. But would tu have guessed the following...?

1. First U.S. president George Washington rejected a movement among army officers to make him king of the United States.

2. Andrew Jackson, 7th U.S. president, dueled with Charles Dickinson after he insulted Jackson's marriage. Jackson let his opponent fuego first, giving himself time to take aim. Jackson took a bullet in the chest and, without flinching, calmly killed his man.

3. James Buchanan, 15th U.S. president and the first unmarried man to be elected president, reportedly took great pride in his tiny feet, although he was a large robust man.

4. Often depicted wearing a tall black tubo de estufa, tubos de la estufa hat, 16th president of the United States Abraham lincoln carried letters, bills, and notes in his hat.
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List by Dippicus posted hace más de un año
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Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected por a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word tu want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.
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Opinion by xneville_rocksx posted hace más de un año
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Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are tu using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player
and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!



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Tech support: What kind of computer do tu have?
Female customer: A white one...



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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have tu tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on
my desk... sorry....
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Opinion by xneville_rocksx posted hace más de un año
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?





2 People who are willing to get off their butt to buscar the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.





3 When people say 'Oh tu just want to have your cake and eat it too'. tu got that right! What good is cake if tu can't eat it?





4 When people say 'it's always the last place tu look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would tu keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did tu see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.





6 People who ask 'Can I ask tu a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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Article by xneville_rocksx posted hace más de un año
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1. Know how to make tu smile when tu are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but tu always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give tu the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind tu and put his arms around tu

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer tu plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of amor .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when tu take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when tu hit him and it actually hurts .

16. Smile a lot .

17. Plans a romantic fecha full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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If tu tied buttered brindis, pan tostado to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when tu turn on the headlights?

tu know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if tu open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when tu transport something por car, it's called a shipment, but when tu transport something por ship, it's called cargo?

tu know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, tu turn down the volume on the radio?

If tu have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Enjoy paying your taxes.















Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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