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List by greenday82 posted hace más de un año
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This is TOTALLY random...but here's the lista from the "Funny Words" group on Facebook. Feel free to add your own


Hullabaloo
Sponge
Idiopathic
Bobbin
Bamboo
Poppycock
Persnickety
Irked
Queer
Flabbergasted
Frippery
Befuddlement
Haberdashery
Diphthong
Britches
Scrumptious
Sassafras
Gadabouts
Bazooka
Cockamamie
Egad
Frumpy
Claptrap
Pooch
Sack
Sag
Baffled
Bubbles
Noodles
Flagellum
Blimp
Napkin
Jiggle
Discombobulate
Fallopian
Pants
Follicle
Box
Bladder
Spoon
Centipede
Indubitably
Banana
Igloo
Waddle
Wobble
Sludge
Briefs
Trump
Gristle
Sprout
Turnip
Gash
Sandals
Crunch
Turd
Gauze
Goon
Manhole
Cockamamie
Noddle
Pudding
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Article by huugh posted hace más de un año
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One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could tu pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? dicho the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made tu laugh.

Here are 2 misceláneo facts:
They don't sell Smarties o Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
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Opinion by I_love_Mikey posted hace más de un año
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I'm here to tell tu that I amor you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that tu hate me.
tu take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell tu that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me tu could care less.

I'm here to hug tu when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell tu how smart tu are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell tu that I amor you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that tu hate me.
tu take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to say that it's Valentine's Day, and I'd appreciate a hug.
You're here to say, it's Valentine's Day, and tu don't give a fuck.
I'm here to say, just please, one day.
You're here to say "No, it doesn't work that way."

I'm here to fuck up, and ruin your life.
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Opinion by I_love_Mikey posted hace más de un año
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música is genuinely the most important thing to life. música is something that tu cannot live without. It changes thought process, and is a good way to express emotion. Almost every song was written because people went through something and wrote a song; normally people find connections through música and either find it comforting o helpful.

Honestly, there're many genres of música I can't stand. Many things that I would rather cut my ears off then listen to. There are things I can't tolerate, like country, o pop, o Lady Gaga, o anything like that. I am más into techno o screamo o metal. But, I'm open to music. Each genre has a different group of fans.

música has a huge influence on people's emotions. It can make people cry, it can make people laugh, it can make someone jump off of a bridge. There're triggers in songs that change a thought process. Lyrics are meaningful, but so is the tune and background of the song; it creates a feel of the song.

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Opinion by I_love_Mikey posted hace más de un año
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For those of tu who feel o have felt like the entire world is crumbling down around you, you're not alone.

I am not suggesting therapy, o some rehab group. (Though, if you're open to it, let me know, I'll help tu find someone.) I am saying that, if tu feel alone... broken, o just... flat out distraught and lost, then I know what it's like...

If you're losing everything, and gaining things tu don't want, if change is progressing too fast, o things are neutral and just not right... and tu think; "it'll never get better" then it won't. tu have to focus on the positive to make anything change. Positive thoughts are the key, whether tu believe it o not.

Herbs, incense, and candles help. A good way to get herbs if tu can't, is in tea. té is a good anti-anxiety, and it builds up your immune system. Make sure when tu drink it, to drink caffeine-free tea, though.

I'm sure there're nights where tu want to take a few pills, drink a little, and crash. But if tu keep ignoring problems like that, they build up until tu have a pile so high tu can't see anymore and tu crash. tu can't fix problems sometimes, but tu can help...
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Opinion by I_love_Mikey posted hace más de un año
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A silver object,
It's all it took,
One silver object,
An entire life's crook.

It was just an experiment,
It was nothing more.
Nothing más than an experiment,
That closed every door.
All opportunities are gone,
And tu cry that hateful song,
The words don't mean anything,
Just take the silver object,
And ignore every other aspect.

tu cannot deny,
that making these lines...
It never crossed your mind;
tu were so blind.
It solves every problem,
Just lie, and stay solemn.
It's only red sharpie.
Let's throw a party.

After a party, tu go and lay down.
tu think about the mistakes you've made.
tu take the pills and start to fade.
Ignore the pain tu create.
Grab that silver object,
and take a red sharpie.
Write an apology,
and run the water.

This is about cutting yourself. No, I am not encouraging it. Some people can't grasp the point of my writing. This is really only saying how pointless cutting is, and how it'll get tu literally nowhere. It's going to take tu to drugs, and...
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Opinion by I_love_Mikey posted hace más de un año
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Before tu read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, o even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take tu down a dark road - one that once tu start, tu can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull tu out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist - roots untraceable like a weed.
tu dig your nails into your skin, and now tu bleed.
My warnings mean nothing, but yet my words proceed.
Hear my lectures, but tu still don't take heed.
The tension boils, and rises up inside of me.

I follow this path, knowing I can no longer turn back.
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Opinion by I_love_Mikey posted hace más de un año
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Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without any subcultures; it was más just indie kids, and people who just didn't typically care what others thought of them. But now it's changing; there're fads here now. As there is everywhere else.

It used to be somewhere where you'd go and tu wouldn't be judged. tu could just make friends, discuss common interest, because we all had it. Now it's all about NeverShoutNever o Bring Me the Horizon, and how hawt they are. It's about actuación immature, and wearing nerd glasses for the hell of it. I did it 'cause of a...
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Opinion by I_love_Mikey posted hace más de un año
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Being locked in a walk-in closet must get boring...

Somethings to do to pass time;

- cruzar, cruz dress.

- Make faces in the mirror.

- Make a mannequin out of something, dress it up, and throw a té party.

- See how long tu can walk in the most uncomfortable shoes.

- Dress in the opposite of your style.

- Try to touch the ceiling.

- [Like a pile of leaves] Make a pile of clothes and run and dive into it.

- See which clothes are edible.

- See if tu find anything misc. that really just shouldn't be in a closet.

- If tu do, lay it all out and try to see what it does.

- Make ropes por tying shirts/pants/dresses together, and hang them from the ceiling, and oscilación from one to another, yelling like Tarzan.

- Reorganize por colour.


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Fan fiction by KatiiCullen94 posted hace más de un año
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my thoughts at the moment..

1.
i dont know what people see anymore.
i think más people decide what it is they really saw, jsut to make them feel better.
Because anything can be anything tu want it to be.

2.
i dont think tu relize it when your changing, because your always feeling normal, its takes someone to look at you, that someone doesn't have to know you, to tell tu your wrong about self.

3.
The biggest mistake tu can make it letting someone too close, because like newtons first law, one will continue to do whatever it is doing unless a force interuppts. That force can be anything.

4.
i starting to get the feeling that amor is dying. It's getting abused and used to often.. i think its going to run out. o there is too many fakers out there pretending to be love. o people have no idea what amor is and what it really feel like and makes amor any emotion tht come across them... i think if this continues to happen, that maybe amor will evole into something that it oringally was.
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Fan fiction by Tigerslily posted hace más de un año
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Claire's dad Ruanet
NOT CHARTERS FROM TWILIGHT



Tomorrow is a new day, to bad. Why? I have no freaking idea; Just ask these crazy evil people who think they are helping me. Everyone thinks they know what I’m going through o that they can help me.
Let me start over, My name is Claira Hale. I’m a special “person”, I have long brown hair green eyes. Oh… and I’m a werewolf. Yea. See my life is complicated, not only am I the Chief’s ONLY Daughter, I’m the “Silver one” whatever that is, see only a week hace I was the most Normal person ever nothing special about me. I went to school, had my friends, my family was normal o so I thought. Yesterday I started feeling bad so I go inicial and my dad starts freaking out and siguiente thing I know there’s a 340 pound brown lobo in my living room.
Just then I start getting smaller o shorter, growing fur, and my teeth become sharp and long. So here I am a grayish wolf, standing 5 feet away from my lobo dad. So tu see how I could think I’m going crazy. So of course I had to see if I had a tail, so I started spinning in a circulo, círculo looking like a idiot. “Claire, Claire almeja down” my dad told me...
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Article by chocopockyninja posted hace más de un año
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Hello, resintly in my neighbor capucha, campana a dog was shot in the head por a police officer. This happend when the family left there perros in the gradge, with the door open. The perros tried to get into the house and when they finally did, it triggered the alarm system in the house automaticly notifying the police. When an officer got to the house, the gradge door was open. So he got his gun out thinking there was someone inside. Like a robber o rapest o something. When he approached the house, two perros came out. One ran towards him barking. The officer, out of fright shot the dog. Not just in the paw o in the chest. In the head. Killing the dog. I feel as though this makes me sick. Police of all people shouldnt be afraid of a dog. I believe this officer was poorly trained. There is a huge debate going on in the city hall right now as I type this article. If tu would like to know abou this, google Dog killed in westlake. o Policeman kills dog in westlake. I tell tu this is true and sick. I wanna know what tu think. What can we do to prevent this?
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Article by McDreamyluva posted hace más de un año
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LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did tu get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been dado your share !

HE: Will tu come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make tu very happy
SHE: Why? Are tu leaving?

HE: What would tu say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't tu already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do tu think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
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List by R33n33sm3 posted hace más de un año
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[i]Script for the talent-show.


Character's:
Sari-math teacher
Ecem-The one who knows everything
Andreea-the one who talks fast and never knows anything.
Nermin-She correct's Andrea every-time.
Sibel-gossip girl,she doesn't really know anything.
Anthony-late kid.


The scene starts with Ecem sitted nicely
taking out,a pencil,a ruler,a potractor,a scissor,a pen,a red pen,coloured pencils and etc...

then it comes of that Nermin comes and the two student's condradict with eachother what the circumference really means.
Nermin:The radius is the distance from the centre to the circumference.
Ecem:(stares,shocked!) wow....(sarcastically) actually it is the distance AROUND THE circulo, círculo what tu dicho is actually the radius.
The teacher:(noddds)
~meanwhile~
(Andreea comes in)
andreea:ms...Im so sorry,I couldn't do my math homework because the dog ate it and so...I woke up but the teethbrush fell in the toilet and then...(etc)
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Article by xSoulOfFury posted hace más de un año
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If tu could visit my page, link , I would appreciate it. comentario leaving tu page link if tu have one and Ill visit it. If tu like my dragons, visit each one, and become a fan, please. If tu dont have one but want one, visit dragcave.net and create an account. Go to the cave and click an egg at the bottom o click "take one of those" and click an egg there. Go to eggswillbedragons.com and click "add scroll" and type your nombre de usuario in. Youll be getting vistas and unique vistas por the hundreds.
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Opinion by thespikedturtle posted hace más de un año
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Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one tu may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, por today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today is someones looks and talents, and it bugs me. I guess I'm alone on that one...

And I'm nice. I purposely try to keep doors open for people, and I almost always say "thank you" o "please." Most people think that being nice is just keeping them out of their thoughts, o just not being a complete jerk to them. But I know what true kindness is about, and few people in my school actually are No one else seems to care about this one either...
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Guide by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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Too Much Water?
Is it true that drinking too much water can kill you?

Yes, but not easily. It may be hard to believe, but tu can actually die from water intoxication. How much water do tu need to drink to overdose on it? Well, it's not the amount so much as what you're doing and how fast tu drink it. Most at risk are athletes who drink large amounts of water as they complete marathons o other extreme sporting events. Most endurance athletes need anywhere from eight to sixteen ounces per hour, but too much más than that can be dangerous, causing seizures and death. What happens is the large amount of water all at once
overwhelms the body's cells, partly por diluting the body's sodium, potassium, and electrolytes. The cells become too puffed up and disrupt normal body functioning. Brain cells can swell, causing disorientation like tu see in intoxicated people.
Athletes are already losing salts through sweating and they need
más than just water to replace them. That's why sports drinks, like Gatorade, are better than water when you're running a marathon. They replace the electrolytes and salts.
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List by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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Was there really an official
seven wonders of the world?
What are they?"
There certainly were, although most of them are gone, lost to the mists of history. Although most people know that a lista exists, few can name them. The lista of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World was originally compiled around the segundo century B.C. These "wonders" rivaled those created por nature in their size, majesty, and beauty. Six of the seven wonders no longer stand, having been destroyed por natural disaster o por humans. In chronological order, the Seven Wonders were:

1) The Great Pyramid of Giza -
A gigantic stone structure near the ancient city of Memphis, serving as a tomb for the Egyptian Pharaoh Khufu. The only Wonder which does not require a descripción por early historians and poets as it is the only one still standing. The pyramid still stands at the city of Giza, a necropolis of ancient Memphis, and today part of Greater Cairo.

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Review by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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Here are some interesting facts.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

A tiburón can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of ingredients in the sauce.

A rata can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

A pasa, pasas de uva dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A person cannot taste comida unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!
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List by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy acebo died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If tu toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
más like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card dicho he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame calle were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes.

Walt disney was afraid of mice.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

Chevy Chase's real first name is Cornelius.

Moon was Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name.

Virginia Woolf wrote all her libros standing.
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Opinion by K5-HOWL posted hace más de un año
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When life gives tu a hundred reasons to cry, mostrar life that tu have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who tu are and say what tu feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your corazón broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend o maybe even fall in amor with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and amor like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no segundo chances. tu just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to tu and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances o fall in amor and most of all, live in the moment because every segundo tu spend angry o upset is a segundo of happiness tu can never get back
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List by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

mariposas taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard por the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases más energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders más than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animales that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 o older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
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List by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!


[b]Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while tu sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to buscar for water.
(FACT!)

John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
(FACT!)

Among the música catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When tu arrive at the siguiente stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If tu are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to open the doors. Instead try to open them manually. When this does not work, yell, scream, pound on them, and stamp your feet. If someone attempts to help you, slap them.

Stand in the aisle and loudly have a pretend phone conversation with yourself.

Bring a sleeping bag and sleep on the bus.
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Article by bellabrowneyes posted hace más de un año
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with tu guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person siguiente to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your preguntas to the class.

6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.

8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".

9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
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