Last Thanksgiving, my mom decided to play a trick on my sister (who's blonde). To get her out of the house, she convinced her that we needed más half and half for the coffee.
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the horno and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, por mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an hora to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
While my sister was out, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, then put it inside the turkey, packing stuffing all around it. She then put the turkey back in the oven.
When everything was ready, my sister took the turkey out of the horno and began to remove the stuffing. When she felt something, she reached in and pulled out the Cornish hen.
Pretending to be shocked, por mother exclaimed, "Patti, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
My sister began to cry and was inconsolable. It took us half an hora to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide por shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide por shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
knockoffs of hollywood blockbusters
the día the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
halloween night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the lost world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
calle racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
the día the earth stopped (a rip-off of the earth stood still)
sunday school musical(high school musical)
the terminators (terminator: salvation)
AVH: alien vs. hunter (AVP alien vs. predator)
halloween night (halloween)
2010: supernova (2010)
transmorphers(transfromers)
the da vinci treasure (the da vinci code)
the land that time forgot (land of the lost)
when a killer calls (when a stanger calls)
king of the lost world (king kong)
100 million B.C. (10,000 B.C.)
calle racer (speed racer)
pirates of treasure island (pirates of the caribbean)
monster (cloverfield)
snakes on a train (snakes on a plane)
Some people on the internet need to grow the fuck up!
The fucking current troll on Fanpop, is annoying the fuck out of me and the many other people on here aswell.
ChipHip77 should fucking be skinned alive, and their organs should chucked into acid.
It just fucking pisses me off!, yes i know i have nothing to do with it, but it just pisses me right off!
And what is all the shit with the numbers? EVERY pregunta that cunt head has publicado has numbers in it! and i'm like WTF?!
And i just wanted to let that out.
Sorry for your time,
The fucking current troll on Fanpop, is annoying the fuck out of me and the many other people on here aswell.
ChipHip77 should fucking be skinned alive, and their organs should chucked into acid.
It just fucking pisses me off!, yes i know i have nothing to do with it, but it just pisses me right off!
And what is all the shit with the numbers? EVERY pregunta that cunt head has publicado has numbers in it! and i'm like WTF?!
And i just wanted to let that out.
Sorry for your time,
Think of a letter between A and W.
Repeat it out loud as tu scroll down.
Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .
Think of an animal that begins with that letter.
Repeat it out loud as tu scroll down.
Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animales name
Almost there........
Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand tu are not using to scroll down.
Take the hand tu counted with and hold it out in front of tu at face level
Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.
Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?
Of course not.......
Now tortazo yourself in the head and get a life. :)
Repeat it out loud as tu scroll down.
Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .
Think of an animal that begins with that letter.
Repeat it out loud as tu scroll down.
Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animales name
Almost there........
Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand tu are not using to scroll down.
Take the hand tu counted with and hold it out in front of tu at face level
Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.
Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?
Of course not.......
Now tortazo yourself in the head and get a life. :)
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.
The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.
It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.
(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include o exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)