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Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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♥♥♥.............again found this.not por me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger o a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American o Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance o anything else that might be considered ... well ... not job related.

10. Do not say "bottom line" o "at the end of the day" less than five times every five minutes.

11. Do not quote Scripture o Seinfeld.

12. Do not forget to "push back" at least once on some seguro topic (e.g., interviewer: "Tell me about your last job." Interviewee response: "I need to push back. tu seem stupider than tar!").
Article by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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not por me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot o putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast comida restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both groups listen to música that either their children o their parents don't understand.

Both groups tend to like their música loud.

The males in both groups are into weird hats.

Both groups are randomly accused of having questionable driving habits.

The females in both groups are into weird hair colores and strange hair styles.
Article by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. If tu buy your husband o boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when tu go to the bathroom.

4. Most husbands’ o men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.

5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”

6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are más women than men, it pays to recycle.

7. Men are very confident people. A husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates, he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they are really in trouble, the wife has to get off the phone in case they call him.
Fan fiction by nichole22 posted hace más de un año
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one día i went hollywood and saw taylor lautner, made out and my friend got jelous tryed to make out with robbert pattison and told her to f-of she got angry and kicked him were the sun dont shine. me and taylor were going out then she tryed to crash thios party were in din't work and got arested and we brock her out. she went round my back and made out with taylor, i kicked HER were the sun don't shine she cryed in pain she got a gun tryed to kill me i called the cops she killed them so i used my awsome looks against her and stabed her in the eye she got pissed and killed taylor so i killed her mom. foung her in the bin besar a rata who was biting her lip she got rabies and died. i got married to robbert and had three kids called bella, edward and jacob and lived happyliy ever after.

the end
Opinion by teamian posted hace más de un año
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Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it dicho From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook comida stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One día the husband comes inicial from work and his wife says, "Honey, tu know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could tu fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes inicial from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could tu change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can tu please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The siguiente día the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in...
Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes hace "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say tu understand when tu don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. tu don't have PMS, so don't act like tu know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me tu never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get tu off the hook; doing something sweet will always get tu off the hook.
6. We don't like it when tu act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If tu did something wrong o even if tu didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; cena and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious por nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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Ok..i know some of us o most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some consejos 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are tu chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
tu want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far más confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities tu truly love. If tu stay focused on those things, then the siguiente time tu are asked to volunteer o get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes tu too far from what tu are already dedicating yourself to, it's easier to say no.
2-Get over the need to be nice. Stop being afraid to disappoint people, and let go of the sense of importance tu get from being indispensable.
3-Be clear when tu say no. Ambiguities like "Maybe after the first of the year" o "Let me get back to you" leave the other person thinking you're actually interested, when you're not.
Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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Has your boyfriend been unfaithful to you? Infidelity can leave couples feeling insecure, hurt and can make it difficult to trust each other again. Sometimes, the damage can carry into a new relationship if a break up occurs. Handle a cheating boyfriend por following these steps.:

1-Acknowledge and accept your feelings of anger, sadness and disappointment over the betrayal.
2-Don't blame yourself for his actions. Remember that tu can't be responsible for anyone's behavior other than your own.
3-Try to set aside your emotions and look at the situation from an outsider's point of view. What consejos would tu give to your friend?.
4-Evaluate whether his behavior has permanently destroyed your trust in him and in your relationship. Do tu believe he won't repeat his actions in the future?.
5-Confront your boyfriend and tell him exactly how tu feel about his actions. Let him know that cheating is not acceptable behavior in your relationship.
Article by disneyboy122 posted hace más de un año
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I was falling and wished this was a dream. It was real. I was hurdling down at speeds unimaginable. I saw the clouds rolling por and the sky get further and further away. I closed my eyes and could see the life that seemed to pass por so quickly. I knew I couldn't stop myself as I still hurdled toword my death. I knew this was the end. my life wasn't so great. why should I suffer anymore. I smiled as the ground got closer and closer until finally we met. My time has come and nothing was left. Sorrow takes many ways. The way it took this time was death.
Article by disneyboy122 posted hace más de un año
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When i think about her, my face turns red. My body freezes and its as if time stands still.when I think about her, I feel no pain come to me. When I think about her, i wish she could be. When I think about her, it makes me feel confident. When i think about her, I feel like i could fly. Fly far away with her. I go to sleep and still think about her. When i wake up in the morning i'll think about her. I feel free when I think about her.She gives me purpose, and thinking about her would always make my día better. I amor her, and no matter what, I won't give up.
Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P

If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are tu there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were tu 3 hours ago?
2. Who are tu in amor with?
3. Have tu ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosado, rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time tu went to the mall?
6. Are tu wearing socks right now?
7. Do tu have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time tu drove out of town?
9. Have tu been to the cine in the last 5 days?
10. Are tu hot?
11. What was the last thing tu had to drink?
12. What are tu wearing right now?
13. Do tu wash your car o let the car wash do it?
14. Last comida that tu ate?
15. Where were tu last week at this time?
16. Have tu bought any clothing items in the last week?
17. When is the last time tu ran?
18. What's the last sporting event tu watched?
19. What is your favorito! animal?
20. Your dream vacation?
21. Last person's house tu were in?
List by TDI100 posted hace más de un año
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until tu are seen to por a dotor o nurse then when they approach tu say "wow doc i feel way better thank tu " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that tu dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for tu flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on tu

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise o say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO tu LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to tu

10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that tu may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that tu pass
Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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I know i get bored ALOT r some here is sometings tu can do whenever u feel like REALLY bored...

P.S:somethings i've write just 4 fun..

ok so:
1. Wax the ceiling.
2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet. LOL=D
4. Sharpen your teeth.
5.Braid your perros hair.
6.Wash a tree.
7.Scare Steven King.
8.Give your cat a mohawk.
10.Play Pat Boone records backwards.
11.Dress like your favorito! Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
12.Play with matches.
13.Buff your cat.
14.Learn Greek.
15.Change your mind.
16.Change it back. ;P
17.Watch the sun...see if it moves.
18.Flash your goldfish.
21.Paint a smile.
22.See if tu really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.
23.Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
Opinion by MiizLadiDiime posted hace más de un año
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Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in año 8 yeah i dicho it año eight they act like deh 18 o sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u kiss o snog kiss oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i amor tu i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 kiss kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang tu oh come guarida, den fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i lost my virginty ooh yh she abused me... are tu joking ME! idiot
8. oh hola hola i gtg bi bi dat girl is such a tramp.. HOW 2FACED CAN U GET
9. oh u were flirting wid my bf and u wanna be my best friend sounds like a good idea to me gigiggile
10.i know lets were loadddsssss of makeup so we look like clowns yahhhhh clowns boys will amor us always giggigle
11.i give boy head bt they dump me a boy asked me out im scared his gonna use me oh well he look fit... stupidddddddddd
List by MiizLadiDiime posted hace más de un año
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1. I kissed a frog and he daint turn into a prince instead it spat a fly in my face!

2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum

3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap

4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy

5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised

6. I kissed a tortuga it and it kissed me back slowly

7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly

8. I kissed a guy and he rejected

9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo

10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it
Guide by MiizLadiDiime posted hace más de un año
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1. chewed chewing gum under your mesa, tabla must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If tu lick your sweat tu can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen tu in da ducha, ducha de no JOKE

4. people be sick on tu all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct tu one día and steal your brain will live on a farm sorry but tu see dat guy behind u he is going to kill tu

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. tu cany dance o sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for tu hola sexi
List by mercedes_xoxoxo posted hace más de un año
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t tu wearing shoes” tu reply por standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
Article by Fangirl99 posted hace más de un año
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poem 1:the world

the sun shines bright
there's day,and there's night
both are beautiful sights
this is the world

Winter,spring,summer,and fall
is a magical season
so there is no reason
for tu to hate
seasons so great

we are all one
we need the sun
we need the air
we all care
about the world

poem 2:love

there is something above
we cant see it
we cant bee it
but we all know what it is
it is love

amor is what we need
to live,to breath
to be what we can be
we all need love

amor is power
amor is strong.
thats why amor songs
are so very strong

Poem 3:run (this one isnt all that good)

in the sun
is where i run
away from here
ill not be near

Something that will kill me
something that can be
Opinion by Nayeli53 posted hace más de un año
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Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason tu have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail tu out of jail and tell tu what tu did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit siguiente to tu saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about tu with direct frases from you.

Fake Friends: Will leave tu behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: tu cant get rid of.
Fan fiction by Fangirl99 posted hace más de un año
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She looked like she was gonna die again

"izzy!"i yelled."what is wrong with you?"

"whats wrong with me?!im not the one on drugs!"

"im not!"


"i told you!"

"well,im not the one who says that we are going to texas."

"we are!"i yelled

"jamie,get back into reality."your not going to texas."

"yeah,i am!"

"well,just exactly how are tu gonna get there?"

" woh, i thought. i shouldve thought of that.

"well,"i began."we can take a plane?"

" we? " she asked."im not going anywhere. i mean,how do tu know shes in texas?"

"we dont,"i said."thats why we are find out."

"i dont wanna!" she left the room,and left the house.

i wasnt gonna go without her.
Opinion by sapherequeen posted hace más de un año
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I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I amor and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of tu for the rest of my life :)

I amor tu all! Have a beautiful, wonderful día :D

Guide by Jill_17 posted hace más de un año
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1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as tu are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let tu see us cry, unless we want tu to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if tu are interested. But we will later deny it o make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot o sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for tu (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if tu don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but tu know...I think I like tu in jeans better'

7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other o get consejos on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught por ourselves with tu because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
List by greenday82 posted hace más de un año
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This is TOTALLY random...but here's the lista from the "Funny Words" group on Facebook. Feel free to add your own

Article by huugh posted hace más de un año
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One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could tu pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? dicho the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made tu laugh.

Here are 2 misceláneo facts:
They don't sell Smarties o Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.