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posted by RustyandJuneP
Hey, I Was Watching That New mostrar Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia articulo About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old música prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia articulo about Victorious:

"The mostrar follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks

Anyone Get Me, tu Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Today I interview my role play characters Ryuu and Hiru. Ryuu and Hiru are Foreign exchange students from two different states America who end up in the same school In Japan. Ryuu met Hiru when he bumped into her on his segundo día of school, Hiru was late for the first día of school por one day.

1. What is your favorito! food?
Hiru: I don’t know, whatever they give me I guess
Ryuu: Japanese food, like pocky. :3

2. Why do tu like Japan?
Hiru: People are a little better behaved there unlike those American Idiots.
Ryuu: Because japón is awesome. :D

3. What is your opinion on the A-bombs dropped in Japan?...
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posted by nmdis
"Everything You're Not"

I've been bruised and I've been broken
Can't believe that I have put up with all this pain
I've been used and I was choking on the promise
I would never fall again

I used to sing to your twisted symphony
The words that had me trapped inside your misery
But now I know
The reason why I couldn't breathe

'Cause all I want is everything you're not
So go ahead and slam the door
'Cause tu can't shut me out
And no I don't, I don't care what tu say
'Cause all I really, all I really want
Is everything you're not

Never gonna break my corazón again
Everything you're not...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. 
AT WORK ... tu spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. 

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. 
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and tu pay for it. 

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior 
AT WORK...you get más work for good behavior 

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. 
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. 

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. 
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. 

IN PRISON...you...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
The moment tu took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
tu held them deep inside.
Struggles tu were going through
tu did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
tu didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt tu had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

tu will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.
posted by holly-cow-noooo

I know I promised I'd never make tu cry;
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.

I will give to tu whatever tu need;
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.

To see tu cry is a terrible sight;
Just let me amor tu and I'll hold tu tight.

I'll do anything tu want to make tu proud;
I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.

I amor tu to much to see tu cry;
Please sweetheart don't say goodbye.

Don't push me away I must stay near;
To gently wipe away your tears.

If we must truly say goodbye;
One más time just close your eyes.

And let us share one final kiss;
For tu are the love, I will forever miss.
posted by invadercalliope
I hope tu enjoy!
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and tu failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail tu out of jail, a best friend will be sitting siguiente to tu saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the apuntalar, costa like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made tu smile
8:Clear as a campana my nody dicho "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by cloudstrifefan
Everything tu can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

Cats sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


8.Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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posted by Bluekait
Night time sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination

Silently the senses abandon their defenses
Slowly, gently night unfurls its splendor
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your thoughts away from cold unfeeling light
And listen to the música of the night

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Purge your thoughts of the life tu knew before
Close your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And tu live as you've never lived before

Softly, deftly, música shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you...
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posted by ShadowYJ
This is just something i made while i was bored-hope tu like it!

amor is strong, stronger than a typhoon
amor is friendship, It shall never die o fade away
amor is death, tu would risk your life for the person tu amor
amor is a drug, so hard to get rid off
amor is chocolate, sweet and pleasant
amor is champagne, so bubbly and bright
amor is sunset, dim and peaceful
amor is special, unique and remarkable
amor is super-glue, so tight and permanent
amor is spring, fresh like flores
amor is music, melodic and beautiful
amor is a kiss, seeing fireworks behind your eyelids
amor is butterflies, roaming madly in your tummy
amor is your inner-voice, telling tu to go for it
amor is your body, aching all over for that person
amor is life, from beginning to end to paradise
Lastly: amor is love, the thumping of your heart.
NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a año plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.


LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

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posted by LittleOtaku1
Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew tu would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...

it needs to be longer, so
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posted by LOLerz25
 The Shit lista
The Shit List
(Taken from 1069@urbandictionary.com)

**The Ghost Shit**
-The kind where tu feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.

**The Clean Shit**
-The kind where tu feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

**The Wet Shit**
-You wipe your culo fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So tu end up putting toilet paper between your culo and your underwear so tu don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

**The segundo Wave Shit**
-This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and tu suddenly realize...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the siguiente thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just dicho that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
tu came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one día embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I amor the special bond that we beutifully share,
I amor the way tu mostrar u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever seguro within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every día since his retirement 25 years ago. One día he arrives inicial looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."

His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't tu take my brother with tu and give it one más try."

"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the siguiente día Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty oscilación and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did tu see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I don't remember."
hola this is werewolflover and vampiregirl 17.Check out her perfil please.This is another insane list.So here goes.
#1 stick your head in the toilet and start canto Thriller por Micheal Jackson loud enough for people to hear.
#2 walk in subway sit in the middle of the floor and start sucking on your big fat toe.
#3 watch the Headless horseman and whenever a head falls off say,"poor baby did your head fall off?"
#4 everytime someone says"the"start laughing like a maniac.
#5 run around in circles and when someone asks about it say"building a circulo, círculo of protection from the evil giant rotten tomatoes buttox.
PLEASE comentario AND RATE.
posted by milorox18
Girl: Do I ever cruzar, cruz your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do tu like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do tu want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would tu cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would tu live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would tu do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me o your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason tu never cruzar, cruz my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like tu is because I amor you.

The reason I don't want tu is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if tu left is because I would die if tu left.

The reason I wouldn't live for tu is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do tu anything for tu is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because tu ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!
21 Ways to Say I amor You

1. Call her the siguiente day.

2. Always laugh at her jokes.

3. Tell her (truthfully) that tu can't wait to see her again.

4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

5. Call her just to say tu were thinking about her.

6. Bring her a teddy oso, oso de and chicken sopa when she's sick.

7. Write her a poem.

8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

9. Bring her flores for no reason.

10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

12. kiss her in the middle...
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