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Opinion by Eclipse14 posted hace más de un año
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Rumors of an upcoming crisis caused the decision of allowing Case X2343 to be opened at all.During the Depression a team had gone to investigate a disturbance in the suberbs.It turned out someone had an accident with an accid leak.Anyway they survived.Studys began.If they proved succesful, and the common US soldier could survive such contamination ,it hav positive results in war.Imagine throwing a acidic gernade that only effected your opponent.Anyway tests failed and it was shut down.It was re opened when an overview proved the expiraments had dado some extraordinary abilitys.Anyway it was soon learned that only teenagers could survive(Only those with enough hormones could survive).They started adopting from orphanages.Eventuall they were training an army.One thing they should hav expected from a pack of supernatural teenagers was a rebellion.Some were loyal,but the rest escaped.We hav no where to go.What now?
Opinion by vladmortum posted hace más de un año
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1. Take someone's shopping carro and switch the items with stuff from the person siguiente to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen tu in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of tu on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circulo, círculo where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
List by MiizLadiDiime posted hace más de un año
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this is what goes through my friend's head 24 7 ugh i could strangle her also what she would probably say if she ever met him

taylor oh taylor (dreaming of our wedding)
1. i follow tu evrywhere im there when tu buy eggs and when tu sleeping
2. im the girl who wrote those suicdal notes wen u dicho u didnt amor me
3.i wacth all the film youve been in its 3 isnt it well i wacthed them all over and over
4. i may be years younger but im right for tu even if it is against the law
5. when tu used the toilet i was there with my camera hidding in the cubicals
6. i talk about tu all día long and drive my friends insane
7. i write imanagary stories about me and you
8. i have my very own imagianry taylor in my head and talk 2 tu when im on the bus people stare but who cares
9. i wear a harabo a ring tu told me to get remeber and now everyone knows were engadged
10. i know tu amor me come vist me someday plz topless as well so ppl will beileve me i l luv u taylor u are my one and only
Article by InvaderCynder posted hace más de un año
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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things that make you...

being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly tu become ugly
having a lack of soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way tu look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
saying ewwwww o not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have tu become?

im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one misceláneo act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

amor yourself
amor the world
spread some joy

amor peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who tu are.
dont let the world change you
Opinion by dearjohnlOv3r23 posted hace más de un año
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once there was a young boy and girl that loved each other so much.
her parents never approved of him. they tried everything they could to
try to make her daughter unhappy. they tried to get her friends to lie to him
and say she does'nt amor him anymore. this boy was so special too her. she
thought about him every segundo of the day, she never got her first kiss.
because she wanted it to be with someone she loved, and she found that
person and it was him. and the girls parents just didnt care that she found
someone she loved. then one cold morning she woke up, came down stairs
and saw her parents in front of her in the kitchen. they dicho tu are done with
him. if i ever here tu talking to him youll regret it. her dad called him and dicho
stay away from my daughter they threatened him. she cried and cried. she was
never this miserable. She was depressed, never left the house, didnt talk to her
parents, she would go to her friends house very rarely and only call him and would say baby, i amor tu so much and i dont want this to end your the best thing that has ever happened to me. he says im not...
Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou camioneta, van je!

16. English -- I amor you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!

21. Finnish -- (Mä) rakastan sua!

22. French -- Je t'aime!

23. Frisian -- Ik hald fan dei!
Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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1 . Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. kiss her slowly.

Are tu remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.


11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves tu more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i amor her más than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are tu thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I amor tu whenever tu see her.
17. kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way tu feel about her.

One last thing tu need to do to mostrar her tu actually do mean it.
Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands

6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their favorito! cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the playa at midnight.

10. Write poesía for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when tu mean it and make sure they know tu mean it.

13. Give misceláneo gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl tu ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every segundo possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes.

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her tu amor her, and kiss her lightly.

18. When in public, only flirt with each other.
Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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IMPORTANT: some fanpopers may find this if u find it so plzz comentario if i get más than 10 negative comentarios ill borrar it!! rofl its funny

We aren’t mind readers!
We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
When tu sleep over never boss me around in cama unless it is during sex.
Smoking is the biggest turn off.
It never hurts to work out.
If tu don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
“Fine” o “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
If tu want sex, just ask. (In case tu didn’t already know.)
Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
Only modelos are able to wear most of the stuff tu see in fashion magazines.
No guy will complain if he comes inicial and sees tu in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, o just plain naked.
Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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NOT por ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when tu think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever tu have to say during commercials.
3. If tu don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about tu ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like tu to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that tu can eat all tu want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, tu massage; we go down, tu go down; we shave, tu shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . tu are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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She's sitting at the mesa, tabla with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the leche carton.


"Cash, check o charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a televisión set in her purse.
"So, do tu always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."



I know I'm not going to understand women.
Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .

"If tu don't straighten up, I'm going to knock tu into the middle of siguiente week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I dicho so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me más LOGIC .

"If tu fall out of that oscilación and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure tu wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give tu something to cry about."
Opinion by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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♥♥♥.............again found this.not por me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger o a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American o Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance o anything else that might be considered ... well ... not job related.

10. Do not say "bottom line" o "at the end of the day" less than five times every five minutes.

11. Do not quote Scripture o Seinfeld.

12. Do not forget to "push back" at least once on some seguro topic (e.g., interviewer: "Tell me about your last job." Interviewee response: "I need to push back. tu seem stupider than tar!").
Article by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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not por me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot o putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast comida restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both groups listen to música that either their children o their parents don't understand.

Both groups tend to like their música loud.

The males in both groups are into weird hats.

Both groups are randomly accused of having questionable driving habits.

The females in both groups are into weird hair colores and strange hair styles.
Article by scarlet009 posted hace más de un año
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1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. If tu buy your husband o boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when tu go to the bathroom.

4. Most husbands’ o men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.

5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”

6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are más women than men, it pays to recycle.

7. Men are very confident people. A husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates, he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they are really in trouble, the wife has to get off the phone in case they call him.
Fan fiction by nichole22 posted hace más de un año
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one día i went hollywood and saw taylor lautner, made out and my friend got jelous tryed to make out with robbert pattison and told her to f-of she got angry and kicked him were the sun dont shine. me and taylor were going out then she tryed to crash thios party were in din't work and got arested and we brock her out. she went round my back and made out with taylor, i kicked HER were the sun don't shine she cryed in pain she got a gun tryed to kill me i called the cops she killed them so i used my awsome looks against her and stabed her in the eye she got pissed and killed taylor so i killed her mom. foung her in the bin besar a rata who was biting her lip she got rabies and died. i got married to robbert and had three kids called bella, edward and jacob and lived happyliy ever after.

the end
Opinion by teamian posted hace más de un año
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Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it dicho From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook comida stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One día the husband comes inicial from work and his wife says, "Honey, tu know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could tu fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes inicial from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could tu change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can tu please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The siguiente día the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in...
Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes hace "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say tu understand when tu don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. tu don't have PMS, so don't act like tu know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me tu never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get tu off the hook; doing something sweet will always get tu off the hook.
6. We don't like it when tu act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If tu did something wrong o even if tu didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; cena and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious por nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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Ok..i know some of us o most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some consejos 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are tu chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
tu want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far más confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities tu truly love. If tu stay focused on those things, then the siguiente time tu are asked to volunteer o get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes tu too far from what tu are already dedicating yourself to, it's easier to say no.
2-Get over the need to be nice. Stop being afraid to disappoint people, and let go of the sense of importance tu get from being indispensable.
3-Be clear when tu say no. Ambiguities like "Maybe after the first of the year" o "Let me get back to you" leave the other person thinking you're actually interested, when you're not.
Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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Has your boyfriend been unfaithful to you? Infidelity can leave couples feeling insecure, hurt and can make it difficult to trust each other again. Sometimes, the damage can carry into a new relationship if a break up occurs. Handle a cheating boyfriend por following these steps.:

1-Acknowledge and accept your feelings of anger, sadness and disappointment over the betrayal.
2-Don't blame yourself for his actions. Remember that tu can't be responsible for anyone's behavior other than your own.
3-Try to set aside your emotions and look at the situation from an outsider's point of view. What consejos would tu give to your friend?.
4-Evaluate whether his behavior has permanently destroyed your trust in him and in your relationship. Do tu believe he won't repeat his actions in the future?.
5-Confront your boyfriend and tell him exactly how tu feel about his actions. Let him know that cheating is not acceptable behavior in your relationship.
Article by disneyboy122 posted hace más de un año
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I was falling and wished this was a dream. It was real. I was hurdling down at speeds unimaginable. I saw the clouds rolling por and the sky get further and further away. I closed my eyes and could see the life that seemed to pass por so quickly. I knew I couldn't stop myself as I still hurdled toword my death. I knew this was the end. my life wasn't so great. why should I suffer anymore. I smiled as the ground got closer and closer until finally we met. My time has come and nothing was left. Sorrow takes many ways. The way it took this time was death.
Article by disneyboy122 posted hace más de un año
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When i think about her, my face turns red. My body freezes and its as if time stands still.when I think about her, I feel no pain come to me. When I think about her, i wish she could be. When I think about her, it makes me feel confident. When i think about her, I feel like i could fly. Fly far away with her. I go to sleep and still think about her. When i wake up in the morning i'll think about her. I feel free when I think about her.She gives me purpose, and thinking about her would always make my día better. I amor her, and no matter what, I won't give up.
Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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im freakin randomly bored,,so.....
ummmm just so....:P

If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are tu there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

Opinion by jodith posted hace más de un año
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were tu 3 hours ago?
2. Who are tu in amor with?
3. Have tu ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosado, rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time tu went to the mall?
6. Are tu wearing socks right now?
7. Do tu have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time tu drove out of town?
9. Have tu been to the cine in the last 5 days?
10. Are tu hot?
11. What was the last thing tu had to drink?
12. What are tu wearing right now?
13. Do tu wash your car o let the car wash do it?
14. Last comida that tu ate?
15. Where were tu last week at this time?
16. Have tu bought any clothing items in the last week?
17. When is the last time tu ran?
18. What's the last sporting event tu watched?
19. What is your favorito! animal?
20. Your dream vacation?
21. Last person's house tu were in?