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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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Outcasts, they tend to call us


The Weird Ones

The Freaks

But we like to think of ourselves as the

Special Ones

With our permanent marker doodles

on our converse

Ripped jeans and Elmo hearts and

poems written in the snow

Novels read beneath the covers 'til

dawn por light of a flashlight

batteries nearly dead we've used them

so much

And dancing in the rain

Praying to Screamo and Hardstyle

And canto to the stars

At the parte superior, arriba of our lungs with the car

windows open and the night rushing

in

o on the parte superior, arriba floor of a playa house

with the sea streched out before us

"Go home, tu lose, good day, sir"

Turn around and say goodbye

Gum-wrapper braclets and crying to

the moon

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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if tu talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting siguiente to us, and some misceláneo guy walks into the room
 and tu jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if tu sit there and talk to him for ten minutos without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell tu you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
 freaking mean it!

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, tu can quote me.
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Article by basket_case1880 posted hace más de un año
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Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in más 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut césped, hierba makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be más siguiente week.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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REMEMBER WHEN ...

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing tu could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

Mom (was your hero)

and Dad was the boy tu were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?

when "War" was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

 remember when all tu wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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A True Boyfriend:


When she walks away from tu mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes tu o hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, kiss her and tell her tu amor her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When tu see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When tu see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When tu see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorito! hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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Do tu remember the 90s??


Just because tu were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like tu could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if tu remember:

tu remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles


You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"


You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."


You remember -Step por Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house


tu remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.


tu remember lectura "Goosebumps"


tu still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not


When everything was settled por -rock paper scissors o -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish o -ms. mary mack
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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tu Know tu Live In 2009 When...


1. tu accidently enter your contraseña into your microwave

2. tu haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace o a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As tu read this lista tu think about sending it to all of your friends

8. tu read this lista and keep nodding and smiling

9. tu think about how stupid tu are for lectura this

10. tu were too busy to notice number five

11. tu actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. tu now try this on your friends cause tu fell for it
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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FRIENDS: Will comfort tu when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
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FRIENDS: Will be there for tu when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
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FRIENDS: Helps tu up when tu fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
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FRIENDS: Helps tu find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
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FRIENDS: Will ask tu if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at tu and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
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List by breebree446 posted hace más de un año
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• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if tu are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems tu were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if tu would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them tu are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them tu have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand tu your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
• When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
• Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take comida through the window.
• Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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Girl: Do I ever cruzar, cruz your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do tu like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do tu want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would tu cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would tu live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would tu do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me o your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason tu never cruzar, cruz my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like tu is because I amor you.

The reason I don't want tu is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if tu left is because I would die if tu left.

The reason I wouldn't live for tu is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do tu anything for tu is because I would do everything for you.
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Article by 123cosmo4 posted hace más de un año
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Have tu ever had days where tu wanted to jump out a window and fly away? I lived the most terrible school día EVER today! It was terrible. First of all, it was really boring and I was late to school. Geometry looked like Inuit to me. I didn't understand a thing, but that is why we have a teacher. Then our teacher just abandoned us to do it on our own when we were clueless. I didn't understand a number. I was supposed to find what was siguiente in the pattern like 2,4,6,8... Then there was one like this: Elizabeth,Martha,Max,Fang,Kowalski. Names don't have a pattern! I didn't know what to do and I had to google some answers. I stressed the whole día thinking about it and then I lost my clarinete música and stand for band and I had to steal one from a trumpet and hold it the whole time. It hurt my hand. To make is worse, I lost my Maximum Ride Final Warning book that is all mine with my favorito! bookmark in it. I haven't found it yet and that is the story.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make tu tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are tu remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with tu when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves tu more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her friends say i amor her más than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are tu thinking about someone?

16-Always hug her and say, "I amor you," whenever tu see her.

17-Kiss her unexpectedly

18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST

19-Tell her shes beautiful- NOT SEXY! She wants to feel pretty- not skanky

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List by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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1. If Lady Gaga is on a date, go up to her fecha and whisper to him "She wants to take a ride on youre disco stick."

2. Visit your favorito! celeb... and bring flowers.

3. Follow Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt around asking preguntas like "How are tu and Bradd/Angelina? Any problems going on?" and then take out a notebook and a pen.

4. Papparazi-for-a-day. Take as many pictures as tu can, and then make up your own story to go with the pictures. Try to put them on a gossip magazine.

5. Go to an exclusive club.

6. Rent a mansion with over 80 rooms and a giant pool. Rent a red convertible to go along with it. Ride your convertible with sunglasses, turn on the radio, and say "Oh yeah."

7. Get so drunk that tu don't even know your name.

8. Eat a cake with tocino, bacon in it.

9. Attend a movie premiere.

10. Go to the playa wearing a sexy bathing suit. Who cares about your figure o how tu look like, go out there!
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with más than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get tu to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend o ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy tu talk to.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pregunta on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say tu lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" por punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... tu know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
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List by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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1. Go to a Miley Cyrus concierto with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the concierto and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl o not). Make sure tu both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez o Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's chaqueta in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley Cyrus's face and Ren's face (from Ren and Stimpy) and mostrar what tu got on disney Channel.

8. editar a picture of someone on a nued playa and put Vannesa Hugen's face on. Say that she went with Corbin Bleu, and don't forget to put it on the internet.

9. mostrar the pic to Zac Efron. Make a joke about it with ur fave celebs.
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Opinion by rolie1 posted hace más de un año
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MonaVie
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Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant capacity of approximately 13 servings of fruits and vegetables in just four ounces.
Provides nutritional benefits for all ages.



OpportunityIs it time that tu want, o más time? Health, o better health? An income,
o a bigger income? Freedom, o greater freedom? Whatever your goals are, MonaVie can help tu achieve them.
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List by breebree446 posted hace más de un año
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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your friends hit tu on the back and spit out a piece of white gum o a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until tu have $20 o more.
#7 If tu have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do bebés come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob o música videos.
#4 Go around canto the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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List by gossipgirlxoxo posted hace más de un año
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1. Steal Edwards ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.

2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.

3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.

4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.

5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.

6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.

7.Sell Edwards piano.

8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.

9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.

10.Pretend that tu can see the future and that tu can read minds, when Edward o Alice say that they can laugh at them.

11.Call Edward a stalker.

12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.

13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.


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List by gossipgirlxoxo posted hace más de un año
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1.When your roommate comes in, pretend that tu are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After tu hang up, say "That was your mom She dicho she’d call back".

2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

4.Keep a tarántula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….

5.Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.

6.As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin canto famous operas as loud as tu can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.

7.Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.

8.Borrow your roommate’s clothes. Offer to wash them, then act like they were yours all along
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Article by patrisha727 posted hace más de un año
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mostrar this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

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Guide by Random9747649 posted hace más de un año
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT fecha IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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List by breebree446 posted hace más de un año
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Things to Try on an Elevator-

1) CRACK open your maletín o handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the muro without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him o her to call tu Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY 'ding' at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
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Opinion by wild-bby posted hace más de un año
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My friend publicado these on her bebo page a while hace so I thought I'd share them with tu :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, ``I'm SOOO sure tu can hear me thinking.'' Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6) Bring cheerleaders.

7) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutos into it, loudly say to the instructor, ``I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?''
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