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List by patrisha727 posted hace más de un año
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apio has negative calories. It takes más calories to eat a piece of apio than the apio has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to golondrina the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes amargo, amargos things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery weather without a lightning rod attached to their hats.

In the Balanta tribe of Africa, a bride remained married until her wedding vestido was worn out. If she wanted a divorce after 2 weeks, all she had to do was rip up her dress. This was the custom until about 20 years ago, anyway.

Marie de Medici, a member of that famous Italian family and a 17th-century queen of France, had expensive tastes in clothes. One special dress was outfitted with 39,000 tiny pearls and 3,000 diamonds, and cost the...
List by patrisha727 posted hace más de un año
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Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.

Whitby, Ontario has más donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over

50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Bulls are color blind.

A can of Spam is opened every four seconds.

"Babe" was played por over 48 pigs.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

The Poison arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.

The largest cabbage on record weighed 144 pounds.

Kidney stones come in any color ­from yellow to brown.

The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one in the world that sells hot dogs.

The first episode of "Leave it to Beaver" aired on October 4, 1957.

The first flushing toilet seen on TV was on Leave it to Beaver. (However, only the tank was shown, not the bowl.)
List by patrisha727 posted hace más de un año
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Charles Dickens was an insomniac. He believed he had the best chance of getting some sleep if he positioned himself exactly in the middle of the cama which must at all times be pointed in a northerly direction.

The actor Stewart Granger, changed his name because didn't like his real name. James Stewart.

William Butler Yeats wrote his most important poems between the age of 50 and 75.

If the population of China walked past tu in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

A escorpión could survive for three weeks if it was embedded in a block of ice.

After his sight improved, Thomas Edison still preferred using Braille to más normal reading.

Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, also set a world water-speed record of over 70 miles an hora at the age of 72.

The last Londres smog occurred in 1962.

List by patrisha727 posted hace más de un año
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I have a WHOLE lista of facts in my computer so más will be coming! ^_^

To win a oro disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain, and 500,000 in the United States.

música was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the año the phone was invented.

The CD was developed por Philips and Sony in 1980.
o About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.
Ireland has won the most Eurovision song contests (7 times).

Annie Lennox holds the record for the most Brit awards (8).

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody por Queen, released in 197

The British, the highest per capita spenders on music, buy 7.2% of the world música market.
The harmonica is the world's best-selling música instrument.

The last note of a keyboard is C.

DVD discs are the same diameter (120mm) and thickness (1.2mm) as a Compact Disc but a DVD can store 13 times o más data.
List by patrisha727 posted hace más de un año
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last año met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the parte superior, arriba of a rascacielos it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued por the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most popular domestic trip activity por American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest calle in San Francisco is Geary Boulevard?

10.There are 43 named hills in San Francisco?

11.The only living coral reefs in the US (hawaii not included) is in the Florida Keys?

12.The first African American ever to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor was William H. Carney in 1900?
List by patrisha727 posted hace más de un año
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A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of dulces per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each año on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix comida to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams in a six-ounce cup of cocoa, 5 to 10 milligrams in one ounce of bittersweet chocolate, and 5 milligrams in one ounce of leche chocolate.

California's Frank Epperson invented the Popsicle in 1905 when he was 11-years-old.

Capsaicin, which makes hot peppers "hot" to the human mouth, is best neutralized por casein, the main protein found in milk.
Fan fiction by patrisha727 posted hace más de un año
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1. If tu are right handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your right side. If tu are left handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your left side.

2. If tu stop getting thirsty, tu need to drink más water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep tu from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz Lema is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best o nothing”.

6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hora less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
Guide by moo000 posted hace más de un año
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go inicial and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted por aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late tu are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me adelante, hacia adelante to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”

5.    “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”

6.    “My parents lost the keys to my cage.”

7.    “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”

8.    “I’m afraid I can’t tell tu why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
Opinion by latinlover posted hace más de un año
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artist: All Time Low
Song: Stella
Album: Nothing Personal


3pm On my feet and staggering
Through misplaced words and a sinking feeling
I got carried away
Sick, Sick of sleeping on the floor
Another night another score
I'm jaded, bottles breaking

You're only happy when I'm wasted
I point my finger but I just can't place it
Feels like I'm falling in love
When I'm falling to the bathroom floor
I remember how tu tasted
I've had tu so many times- lets face it
Feels like I'm falling in amor alone
Stella would tu take me home?
Stella would tu take me home?

2am I'm on a blackout binge again
tu know I don't need sleep
And I lost my keys,
But I've got so many friends
And they keep, keep me coming back for more
Another night another score
I'm faded, bottles breaking

You're only happy when I'm wasted
Guide by moo000 posted hace más de un año
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1. Wait for a rainy day. Por paper confetti into sombodys closed umbrella and wait for them to go outside and open it.

2. Use a pin to prick a hole near the parte superior, arriba of sombodys drinking straw.

3. Find an old rag. Put a coin on the floor and stand near by. When people come along and try to pick up the coin rip the rag so they think they have torn their pants.

4. When a friend is drinking a can of something fizzy, wait untill they are not looking and poor in some sugar. The sugar will make the drink froth up and poor out of the can.

5. Keep sending your frends on fool's erands. - this means asking them to do something impossible and meaningless. eg. ask them to go to the shops and buy tu some water proof towels, o some stripped paint, o a tin of elbow grease.

6. shout out misceláneo numbers while they are counting.

7. Arrange to see them on the on 31 April.

8. Ask if tu can borrow their pen to chew.
Opinion by wild-bby posted hace más de un año
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Round One

It's a Man's world

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened por the time she brings it.

Why is Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows men to stand closer to the cocina sink.

How do tu know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with: "A man once told me..."

Why do men break wind más than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don't like to interrupt her.
Opinion by wild-bby posted hace más de un año
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Below I have written a misceláneo diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was actuación wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all día long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he dicho nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He dicho it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way inicial I told him that I loved him and he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour, I don't know why he didn't say I amor tu too. When we got inicial I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me any more. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutos later he came to cama and to my suprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it any más so I...
Opinion by bubble_babe posted hace más de un año
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1) when meeting them for the frist time walk up to him/her and say "thanks tu for having me, i will try not to bit tu o the....others" like a evil sad little girl/boy

2) if ur teachers yell at you, o u get into a fight in front of him.her say "fine, i'll just go back to my bunny friends" then stand tall and look proud an say "i'm a bad bunny."

3) be frist in line all the time, and if someone is infront of tu start a debat on who should be frist

4)ask the teacher to hold your hand while going down the stairs. re-peat this untill they say no then start crying and say "did ur father/mother do this to u?" when they she they r not ur mother/father say "do u know what its like to be lied to?" do this untill he/she holds ur hand

5) if their kid comes over to the class room act as if u know him/her then say "Waterbeds camp.....u were Dr.peepee!" then hug as if they were ur best friend and as if they were peeing

6) when and if the welenss somehow talk about bis and gays jump up and yell "THIS IS NO PLACE TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET." if they say some thing like 'what, what? what! WHAT?!?' say "I KNEW IT" then do the i was...
Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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After dying, I went to heaven. Funny story, actually.
So after I got there, I had to wait in this big line! I didn't know what the hell was at the end of it. So about two hours later, I was at the beggining of the line. As it was my turn, I stepped up to a man wearing a flight attendant uniform.
"What's your name, mister?" He asked me
"John Richardson."
"Hmm, John Richardson, 45 years old, shot in the head, you're gonna have to wait for the siguiente bus."
"There are busses that take tu to heaven. Now, tu can wait in one of our many lovley shops of caffes."
I walked to a nearby coffee shop, and got a mocachino. I sat at a mesa, tabla with a goth girl and an old man.
"So, how did tu guys die? I got shot in the head."
"I commitied scuicide."
"I died of old age."
"Oh. Must suck to be dead, doesen't it."
"I thought being dead was fun."
I walked away from the tabe with my coffe. The goth girl and old man were freaking me out.
List by patrisha727 posted hace más de un año
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I actually did 10 of these things, and I got banned from the store XD

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items tu need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as tu see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).
List by patrisha727 posted hace más de un año
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Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure tu use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the el espacio shuttle.

9 Spend a whole día eating basura comida without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make amor on a forest floor.

13 Make amor on a train.

14 Learn to rollerblade.

15 Own a room with a view.

16 Brew your own beer.

17 Learn how to take a compliment.

18 Buy a round-the-world air ticket and a rucksack, and run away.
Opinion by latinlover posted hace más de un año
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a plane crashes-your cry/hit someone/shoota bird!
the lights go out-you turn them on agian
your bf says i amor you-what bf?/say wtf?since when?

GIVE ME MORE!-brittany!!/ewwwwww!leave brit!alone!
Do tu want a lolipop?-when?/haha
are tu okay?-NOOOOOO,im not ok i promise!/
the photos-i took/of nick ;)
what happen when...-idk was i awake?/nick tok his sunglasses off?
the best time to.....-stalk the night~/creeper
My fav.color is..-orange/red the color of the inside of a bird
did the sun fall?-yea!duh wtf?/for the mooon!
are tu hungry...?-I am!/cookies!!
Its bad when i..-think alot/hit small animals
the last thing i did was..-download music/drink
What im thinking now is..-god i hate that dude/laurens respuestas are horrible!
Opinion by wild-bby posted hace más de un año
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1) Women amor to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman language than it does in man-language.

7). Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

8) All women are overweight por definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.
Opinion by wild-bby posted hace más de un año
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0 = Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as any bayonet.

1 = Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.

2 = Lager warming up head. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.

3 = Crossword in newspaper filled in. After a while blanks are filled in with misceláneo letters and numbers.

4 = Barmaid complimented on choice of bra, partially visible when bending to get packet of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisps one por one.

5 = Have brilliant discussion with guy on the siguiente bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out Manchester United's problems.

6 = Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cigarette packet. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them tu amor them. Call girlfriend to tell her tu amor her and she still has an amazing figure.

7 = Send drinks over to woman sitting at mesa, tabla with boyfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of amor on five cóctel, coctel napkins and Frisbee them to her across the room. Boyfriend asks tu outside. tu buy him a Slim Panatela.
Opinion by wild-bby posted hace más de un año
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1) tu lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) tu have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit por the toilet seat.

6) tu sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th comida group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) tu can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while tu were in the pub.

11) tu fall off the floor.

12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!

13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.

15) tu wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
Article by Dan_07 posted hace más de un año
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I don't know what anything means...
Opinion by wild-bby posted hace más de un año
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1) Pick up cat and cuna it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. cuna in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.

4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from parte superior, arriba of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.

5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted por cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Opinion by wild-bby posted hace más de un año
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The List

1. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can tu fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs siguiente to tu as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind tu and see if tu can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted hace más de un año
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Stand on parte superior, arriba of the high board and say tu won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because tu have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend tu can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the parte superior, arriba of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say, "Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had sandía before I came here.".
Insist that tu saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".
Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted hace más de un año
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he o she yells at you. Then ask if tu got the job.
Stick a piece of brócoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he o she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s escritorio in front of you, then say, "Mind if I rest this here during the interview?"
Demand that if hired tu want escritorio plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
As tu follow your interviewer to his o her office kick out their heels so that they trip and fall on their face, laugh uncontrollably.
mostrar up in your jogging outfit, run in place during the entire interview.