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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me tu amor me.

Girl:I amor you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can tu take off my casco and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the siguiente day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his casco so that she would live even if he died.
Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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1.We got off the titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character o the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free cine ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
Opinion by sarabeara posted hace más de un año
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I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best friends and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]

To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the siguiente morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.

Opinion by werewolflover posted hace más de un año
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hola this is werewolflover and vampiregirl 17.Check out her perfil please.This is another insane list.So here goes.
#1 stick your head in the toilet and start canto Thriller por Micheal Jackson loud enough for people to hear.
#2 walk in subway sit in the middle of the floor and start sucking on your big fat toe.
#3 watch the Headless horseman and whenever a head falls off say,"poor baby did your head fall off?"
#4 everytime someone says"the"start laughing like a maniac.
#5 run around in circles and when someone asks about it say"building a circulo, círculo of protection from the evil giant rotten tomatoes buttox.
PLEASE comentario AND RATE.
Opinion by brooki posted hace más de un año
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Do tu ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and tu cant go to sleep?

Do tu ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?

Do tu ever hate everything around you?

Do tu ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that tu end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?

Do tu ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?

sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
Opinion by dsgt5 posted hace más de un año
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a path is a way tu choose to walk upon
paths are a huge sequence of delimas
tu never know wich one to choose
tu can expiriment with the evil one
the path that tu will soon regret and you
might come along some friends that are negative
tu will definitly come along some tough desisions
will regret every single step that tu wondered on
o tu will deside the one that is a magical expirience
of your life and tu will be sattisfied that the one tu have chosen just remember which ever one tu just wait and wait and tu will soon see the journey begins
your corazón will deside
Opinion by werewolflover posted hace más de un año
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Hey,it's seemed to like my other articulo like this so here's another one.I hope tu enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks por (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a té party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals por say "would tu like to registrarse us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosado, rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good o I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
Opinion by lilred96 posted hace más de un año
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Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad o somthing?"
no tu look beautiful dont ever think tu are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

por then we had reached the art room when the teacher dicho "Class tu will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher dicho "I want tu to draw what ever tu feel in your heart.What ever makes tu happy and what ever makes tu sad."
I made it look like i didnt no what too draw but I new exacly what made me happy and what was taking over my heart...

When I finally drew a circulo, círculo that I planned too put my iner most secerts and dreams and hopes in.When mathew dicho "How is it coming?"
Article by Ownzer493 posted hace más de un año
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*walk**walk**walk**stop* "You Hear that?"
"It's mantequilla Time?"
"I guess."


"way way way?"

"I dunno"

" Hey!It's Coming from over here!"

"Penut......Time!....Butter.....Time! Penut mantequilla gelatina, jalea Time Penut Butt gelatina, jalea Time!"


*brow raised*

*sound of pistol*

*Banana Pain*

"Oh Crap"

"HE KILLED plátano MAN!"

"ITS PENUT mantequilla gelatina, jalea TIME!!!"

"no he's alive"


Opinion by Lola90210 posted hace más de un año
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Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God is being unreasonable again but this time with Meredith! Why does God hate us? I wish this pregunta to be answered.
-Had some pescado fingers
-Had a bath
-Chopped finger off
-Went to A & E
-Went to bed.

Chapter 5
Opinion by lilred96 posted hace más de un año
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Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was lectura and math?"
"Boring"I dicho he kinda smiled and dicho "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do tu no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just dicho "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew dicho "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was lectura it in the biblioteca when i came in too look for it.As much as I wanted too no I didnt ask it is nice too have a mystery too think about when tu are bored o lonley.

Then rebecca dicho "Ok thanks"
Rebecca was a nice girl,she had long beautiful brunette hair and brown eyes that were the sweetest thing.She stude about 5'4 which was about 1 inch taller than me.
Article by DontCare posted hace más de un año
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comentario about wether its good o not !!!!! ~



Opinion by bubble_babe posted hace más de un año
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Ok Frist i have to do all this misceláneo crap then i can post them sooooo read the RANDOM!

()_() Help this buuny
(+.+) take over the
() () WORLD! and if tu dont.
He'll kill you!

yhul;op - my cat tryed to say 'hi' xD

Omg my bunny fell asleep in my gatos litter box xD XD

Ummmmm what else, ou, my lil sis is trying to ride my horse........>:( NO1 RIDES BEAKEY OTHER THEN MEH! SHE IS GOING DOWN!

God other then me being pissed right now and waiting to post misceláneo pics what else should i do?

Uhhhhhh......The onley normale día i had was a monday.

my cat eats dog food

monkeys ate Miley C.

Lets see if i can post the pics now.
Opinion by lilred96 posted hace más de un año
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mysterious amor

-chapter four-

He dicho "Hello June" in a com corazón melted por the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I dicho "Hi mathew" I could here the classic paino playing a soft amor song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I dicho "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he dicho "What class are tu headed too?"
"Reading" I dicho
He put his hands in his pockets and looked down and had a wored look on his face he looked up again and dicho "Well can i walk tu there?"
"Umm okay" I dicho and smiled again

We keeped walking when he looked up and dicho "I like tu hair"
I kinda laughed to my self and dicho "Thank tu I like yours too"
Opinion by Bella_Swan3 posted hace más de un año
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Please note that this is merely my perception on this. tu can have your opinion, I'll have mine.

We all know the modern disney stars are completely whacked and are SO not role models. But what about the old school Disney?

The Little Mermaid. Ariel clearly states that she's sixteen in the first film. The segundo movie claims to be ten years later, the perfect age for Melody, her daughter. Is disney promoting teenage pregnancy? Promoting underage marriage? And the supposed "love" she felt was only worship lust, hardly the basis for a healthy relationship. What message does this send to young girls, who will become teenagers with unrealistic expectations?

disney princesses: They're two dimensional, non realistic, poorly developed characters who demean women. This is the twenty first century, and women are being dado más rights than ever before, and yet little girls are being raised to believe that men are superior and will save them. I can tell tu this is far from the truth. In many cultures today there are still gender inequality issues, where women are dado few rights.
Opinion by lilred96 posted hace más de un año
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Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the parte superior, arriba of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher dicho "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new escritorio and got my binder and started out of the class room when behind me I seen summer and elisabeth looking my way and laughing at me,I really didnt care why.

After that I went too my locker and put my history book away.When I seen him walking down the hall.I looked at him I could not help my self.Then he looked at me for a while too and then had a little smile escape and kept walking.
Opinion by lilred96 posted hace más de un año
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Mysterious love

-chapter two-

That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few hora I fell asleep and woke up por the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a camisa, camiseta that had some sort of título on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are tu doing here aren't tu supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast with you" he said
I wanted too ask why but I was afraid too ask why because I thought it would hurt his feelings,so I just sat down and ate my eggs and toast.We didnt say any thing really just that It was a 100% chance of rain so after about 30 miniutes I went and got my capa and went out side too start my car.
Article by prettystar posted hace más de un año
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Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I amor the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your corazón beat
Is my favorito! lullaby.

mes Two.

Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If tu could see me
tu could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my inicial though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

mes Three.

tu know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes tu happy.
I always want tu to be happy.
I don't like it when tu cry.
tu sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with tu even though
tu can't hear me.

mes Four.

My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
But I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
Opinion by rolie1 posted hace más de un año
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Opinion by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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K so me and my sister are wrting a book and we really want it to be published o made into a tv show, but we want the tv thing más so me and her stayed up ALL night and thought up of an opening 4 the first episode. so i'll write it and PLEASE tell me wat tu think and if you'd want to here más o see this on your tv, so here it is:
(opens in on 3 sleeping teen girls) (Izzy wakes up and does jumping jacks, splits, and a flip)
"Ella! I NEED my slingshot!!" Izzy dicho to Ella. "No! Your not flinging Alyssa with rocks again!" Ella said. "Yeah! i still have bruces for that!" Alyssa said. "Well Im not going to fling rocks at Alyssa! I am going to fling my peas at the cheerleaders!" Izzy explained grabing her school bag. "And...?" Ella said. "... and a couple at Ayssa." Izzy admited. "Thats not a very good thing to do being the new kid!" Alyssa said. "Yeah well I'll do in the future anyway." Izzy dicho heading down stares. "She's got a point." Alyssa said. "Yup." Ella dicho nodding her head up and down and followed her down stares. (Ella and Izzy have two brothers and together they're quadurplet set) "Hello, quadurplet sisters!" Lucas and Payton dicho at the same time. "Good...
List by DontCare posted hace más de un año
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Soooooo......... got it from a freind who got it from his friend who got it from another friend who got it from ..... blah! just read it, and comentario =P

Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of amor compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided por nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
List by DontCare posted hace más de un año
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I took this from a friend who took it from someone else who most likely took it from someone else and so on. XD, I thought a little lista of phobias would be fun.

x = Somewhat
xx = Greater
xxx = Huge enormous crippling OMG! fear

[x] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces o crowds.
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles o pointed objects.
[x] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina o choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[ ] Anthropophobia - Fear of people o society.
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
[ ] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
[xx] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.(Numbers can be dangerous!)
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening.
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder o untidiness.
Guide by LinaJC posted hace más de un año
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~In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!

~Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!

~There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!

~The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!

~Every día 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!

~The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!

~Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of té were used as money in Siberia

~Most lipstick contains pescado scales!

~It's illegal to drink cerveza out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!

~Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

~The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

Opinion by lilred96 posted hace más de un año
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mysterious love

-chapter one-

It was my first día of 11th grade.My alarm clock went off I stayed in cama for a little while I didnt want too get up.But after a miniute o two I just got up.I went too my closet and pick out some clothes really it was just what I seen first.After I dressed my self I went down stairs too see my father in the cocina makeing coffee.Soon he would be on his way too work, just like every day.My father is a lawyer for the town of Bartonville,Arkansas. Every body liked him thoughs who didnt did not know him very well,but he is very queit kinda like me.Him and my mother divorced when I was younger.I have an older sister some where but non of my family knows where last I heard she had got married 4 times,but she has been married too this one for a least 7 years now.
Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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Outcasts, they tend to call us

The Weird Ones

The Freaks

But we like to think of ourselves as the

Special Ones

With our permanent marker doodles

on our converse

Ripped jeans and Elmo hearts and

poems written in the snow

Novels read beneath the covers 'til

dawn por light of a flashlight

batteries nearly dead we've used them

so much

And dancing in the rain

Praying to Screamo and Hardstyle

And canto to the stars

At the parte superior, arriba of our lungs with the car

windows open and the night rushing


o on the parte superior, arriba floor of a playa house

with the sea streched out before us

"Go home, tu lose, good day, sir"

Turn around and say goodbye

Gum-wrapper braclets and crying to

the moon