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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**

These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the fuente of much amusement.


"If tu are a burglar, then we're probably at inicial cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's seguro to leave us a message."...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
-if tu amor anime and Twilight,
then tu are going to amor this!

-They are making an anime series of the saga!

más and más the rumor of an anime Twilight mostrar is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!

Sent in por (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
posted by catgirl140
79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your maletín o handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the muro without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him o her to call tu Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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i'm really bored, & i saw someone else do this, so i'm gonna tell u a bunch of songs i like. Tell me if u like them o not, o whatever. This isn't really in any order o anything, just at random.

Mine-Taylor Swift
Inside of You-Infant Sorrow
Speachless-Lady Gaga
Take it Off-Ke$ha
Obsession-Sky Fereria
Stronger-Janette McCurdy
White Horse-Taylor Swift
Ghost of You-Selena Gomez
Your amor is My Drug-Ke$ha
Summerboy-Lady Gaga
Alejandro-Lady Gaga
Got My Girls-Tiffany Dunn
Supertight-Rose Byrne/Jackie Q.
If I Had You-Adam Lambert
Dynomite-Taio Cruz
posted by Wolfdreamer9
None of these are por me. I just got them from "Facebook symbols". It says on the
side of them who made it. :)

::: (_( ...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*
*: (=' :') :::::::: facebook Symbols :::::::::::
•. (,('')('')¤...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*...*
-Facebook User

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posted by alismouha
So close,no matter how far
Couldn't be much más from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters...

I never opened myself this way
Life is ours,we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters...

Yeah.trust I seek and I find in you
Everyday for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters...

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know...

So close,no matter how far
Couldn't be much más from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters...

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they...
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posted by alismouha
My dear son...

I send tu this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.

I'm escritura this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that tu can't read quickly.

I will send this to tu with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.

The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the segundo one it was only 3 days.

About the leather chaqueta tu wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up por the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give tu a segundo chance rather than jail time. I want tu to go out this weekend and try to mostrar others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see tu back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge dicho to the first one,

"How did tu do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did tu tell them?"

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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break tu down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to tu that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating comentarios about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why tu like what tu do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do tu do it? Do tu have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever tu do, don't give it to them.

posted by Kanji
Most Common Eye Colors

The eye color that can be described as the most common amongst human beings is brown, with the exception of countries around the Baltic Sea. It is the result of the presence of large amounts of melanin (eumelanin) within the iris stroma. People who have very dark brown irises might give the appearance of having black eyes.

Another common eye color is hazel. Hazel eyes are the result of a combination of a Rayleigh scattering and a modest amount of melanin in the front border layer of the iris. Hazel eye color has also been defined as the medium-color between...
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posted by melcu
1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously licking...
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posted by hotice
I normally go to the woods to be por myself and to read ,since I can not get piece and quiet at inicial were my foster parents keep fighting about everything .I can go to school I guess I am always
alone there anyway .I never go to the graveyard,but today I had to today the crackheads
were in the woods planning there party to get ,to think I use to be one of .The graveyard is different of the woods for one thing it always feels haunted with grief and for another thing there are giant stones everywhere .I had not been back to this place since the día they buried my big brother Greg .Being here always...
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posted by Snugglebum
I found this pasted on Konorai's Fanfiction.net profile, not my idea, but LOLZ just the same!

6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher dicho it was physically impossible for a ballena to golondrina a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed por a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a ballena could not golondrina a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah...
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The following are actual stories provided por travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his o her hair wouldn't get messed up por being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make tu look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying...
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1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will mostrar más affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when tu interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when tu interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if tu still have a girlfriend do tu know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep tu up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
Pick the door that looks the most appealing to you. This might reveal a few things about your personality. Let us know what door tu picked and if the answer was accurate for you. Feel free to SHARE!

1 - tu are a fun individual that likes to keep things light and airy. tu are all about nurturing others and appreciating the simple luxuries in life; such as your fine dishware, favorito! candle o eating artisan pan de molde, pan from the local bakery. tu most likely have a amor for traveling and other cultures. tu truly want the best for everyone and amor creating a welcoming atmosphere. It is important...
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posted by Caligirl2011
So open up your iTunes o música player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl tu like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. día song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. amor song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
posted by InvaderGore
I just about add everyone so if tu ask i will add tu and i add people who are nice to me,who are not haters of Invader ZIM.

who have something i can relate to.
like if they amor animals,blood,scary movies,Invader ZIM,write poems,cosplaying,anime......

If there a boy o girl i would add them anyway.
and if tu ask me if there emo o not isnt emo just a type of música not a person?but i do amor the fashion.If they cosplay i will defintly add them because that's one of my biggest hobbies.

and here are some preguntas i would like to ask plz post them on the comments.

1.do tu like Invader ZIM?
2.would tu rather read a manga o a chapter book?
3.are tu a a,b,c,d,f student?
4.what do tu do in spare time?
posted by KitkatKaysa
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised por the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one pescado heading...
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Boys and girls of every age ... wouldn't tu like to see something strange? Of course tu would! Let's see how much tu remember from that strangest and most enchanting of movies, The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Taken from disney Insider.

1) Which of these is not one of Oogie’s trick-or-treaters?

A) Lock
B) Shock
C) Spock
D) Barrel

2) Who do the trick-or-treaters mistakenly kidnap?

A) The Easter Bunny
B) Uncle Sam
C) Cupid

3) Which of these gifts does Santa Jack NOT deliver?

A) A vicious pato decoy
B) A carnivorous navidad wreath
C) A monstrous nutcracker

4) When Santa...
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