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posted by R33n33sm3
I was bored so I decided to make some lyrics I would possibly sing :}}
Oh and i feel very sad now so everything I wrote here is kinda similar to what I feel right now :S


Remember our sad story?
I waited for you.
It wasn't until long after
that I learned your corazón was
somewhere else.

Can't I see you?
Can't I amor you?
Don't forget our sad amor story.
I am always with tu
whenever tu feel sad.





and to end of some very nice amor quotes:

"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed por nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."

"Make me immortal with a kiss."

"You come to amor not por finding the...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited por mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah postres and traveled por Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an manzana, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pan de molde, pan which is pan de molde, pan made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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 I don't care who tu are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
Over the past few months, I’ve noticed that, when it comes to Britain, the majority of Fanpoppers know very little. As a result, I have decided to write a guide. tu can thank me later.

1.    Money

We use pounds (£). Pounds are basically dollars, but are coins instead of notes. Our coins are 1p,2p,5p,10p,20p and 50p. The ‘p’ stands for pence. There are 100 pennies to a pound. After the coins, we then have the £5,£10,£20 and £50 notes, although £50 notes are very rare.

2.    Schools

The first real stage of school in Britain is Primary school for...
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1. Because, let's face it, if tu are one of those Democrats that spews constant rubbish about how being environmentally friendly will cost too much, then you'll realise that tu didn't quite think it through... Where do tu think we get all the resources from to make money and más technology?

2. Because... Life isn't all about humans. There's a whole planet out there and Joe (common Joe) thinks about his stomach.

3. Sustainability. Being más sustainable, funnily enough, will actually give humans the chance to be able to use a relative amount of resources and not have to worry about them running...
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 This poem is absolutely beautiful.
This poem is absolutely beautiful.
Hello everyone, Jared here once again back with another EPIC list! ^__^ Audience: Whoo! *Clap Clap Clap* Yeah!

Me: Thanks so much! ^___^ And no autographs!
Me: *Wakes up* AW COME ON! :(

SO yeah, we've all had dreams. Whether good, bad, somewhat strange, o JUST A BLACK SCREEN, X___X Dreams are fascinating. They take us to a new world and let us explore our fantasies, as well as our imagination!

Unless tu get the previously mentioned black screen of death dream, which sadly happens 80% of the time.

AW BUGGA. :(

But being serious, we've ALL had those few amazing dreams that make us wish we lived...
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I'm not sure if this issue has ever been discussed on here but I'll do this anyway. Right now, I feel it is time that I share my thoughts and feelings about whats on my mind: Gender roles

Look, I know some guys may actually LIKE some of the usual male stuff (and that's great, that's not really my issue) but I also know that not every guy is the same. Just because I am a "male", doesn't mean I have to be like the "traditional male"--and I don't want to be. My body may be male, but my physical appearance only shows tu WHAT I am, not WHO. It's not supposed to. Being a male isn't (and shouldn't...
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posted by BlackPetals
(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met tu the siguiente day,
You...
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ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like o amor and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn más fans......add misceláneo ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn más fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medallas ...u have to add más pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have más medallas .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get más fans.....and frnds too.

when i have más ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this articulo will be useful have a gr8 día everybody and type ur comentario plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
posted by jedigal1990
 ajl's user icono
ajl's user icon
Hello fellow misceláneo fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform tu that a certain new fanpoper with the nombre de usuario of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a pregunta saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a foros saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now tu will not be able to find these two contributions why tu ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if tu want proof that she dicho this check out this forum
link
Now tu may ask...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
Join Hell's ángeles por mail.
Redecorate your garage.
Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
Bury your fathers car. Tell your him the dog did it.
Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
Climb a sidewalk.
Donate your brother's body to science.
Have your cat bronzed.
Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
Learn to type...with your toes.
Make a quilt out of used cóctel, coctel napkins.
Mow your carpet.
Paint your home...day-glo orange.
Pinstripe your driveway.
Plant a shoe.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
Pour instant...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Do tu work at Subway? Because tu just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do tu want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang tu on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but tu can expect más than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't tu like pizza?
Do tu work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw tu checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin o cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
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posted by jeniffer2200
-Get a magazine and get a pen and start making funny faces to the pictures

-If tu have a video game turn it on and play and if tu play with protagonist start making funny deaths to him/her

-Write a song

-if tu are a girl go and make a new hair style (it's fun)


-go and play online games

-Hear some música and try to sing a-long

-Watch a comedy movie/series

-Try to help your mum por cooking o cook yourself

-if tu have a pet go and play with it

-call some friends and tell them what have tu done along the day

-plan for a party and create invitations

-if tu like to draw,draw a member from your family and give it to him/her as a gift

-Chat with friends online on fanpop,facebook,twitter ETC.

-Go and buscar for some new fondo de pantalla online for your computer
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. más than machinery, we need humanity. más than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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User: Wendigo o yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome o disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious o vile; an action that arouses disgust o abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with tu at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak tu soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he o she yells at you. Then ask if tu got the job.
Stick a piece of brócoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he o she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s escritorio in front...
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posted by modernfan
We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)






Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my guitarra doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do tu remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well






FCE Complete
posted by Bluekait
Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

tu never lived in the streets though tu wish tu had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If tu need help o another example for a better understanding, let me know.
posted by E-Scope90
I looked this up and it was really interesting.

The human brain weighs approximately 3.0 pounds. Human skin (all three layers) weighs approximately 20 pounds, intestines 7.5 pounds (large intestine: 4.0 lbs., small intestine: 3.5 lbs.), lungs 5 pounds (2.5 lbs. each), the liver 3.2 pounds, and the corazón 0.6 pounds.e
Déjà vu (French for “already seen”) has never been fully explained, though some scientists believe that a neurological glitch causes an experience to be registered in the memory before reaching consciousness.i
In 1955, Einstein’s brain was preserved for research
Albert Einstein’s...
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posted by spongefan612
 Patrick Laughing
Patrick Laughing
I have many mottos/quotes that I would like to post.

"On the outside we like pie, but on the inside we amor pie." ~ME

"I like pie." ~ME

"Screaming will get tu nowhere." ~ilovecornholio. originally Patrick Star

"I am the great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" ~the real cornholio, Beavis's alter ego

(from an elefante balloon)"HAHAHAHAHA!!!It's a giraffe!!!" ~Patrick Star

"Does this look dangerous?" ~ Patrick Star

"Who are tu callin' a pinhead?" ~ Patrick Star

"Where's the leak ma'am?" ~ Patrick Star

"We're not talking about some dumb mail front schemer hijacking here! We estola a balloon!" ~Patrick...
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