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I'm bored so this articulo is misceláneo anyways...

1. Like- it makes tu seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- tu have to have más words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane o out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what tu call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, tu have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say tu amor me! Say tu amor me!
BOY : tu amor me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will tu give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't tu ever want to improve??
BOY : I amor tu and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would tu stay there??
SHARON : Have tu ever had a hot passionate,...
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posted by yukikiyruu
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Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your camisa, camiseta which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that tu would get caught within the first couple of minutes.

Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care más than what tu want them to and...
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"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a almohada feather o a back scratcher, but was más like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped por a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
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These are just misceláneo ways to eat my favorito! cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with fresa milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with maní, cacahuete butter
14. frozen with maní, cacahuete butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and 7up
17. with cereza, cerezo 7up
18. frozen with cereza, cerezo 7up
19. frozen with maní, cacahuete mantequilla and cereza, cerezo 7up
20. por itself

If tu try any of these and like it, please write a comentario and tell me which one(s) tu tried. :)
Achluophobia: fear of sourness

Agyrophobia: fear of crossing the street

Alektorophobia: fear of chickens

Anthrophobia: fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of maní, cacahuete mantequilla sticking to the roof of your mouth

Aulophobia: fear of flutes

Barophobia: fear of gravity

Bibliophobia: fear of books

Blennophobia: fear of slime

Cacophobia: fear of ugliness

Cathisophobia: fear of sitting

Dendrophobia: fear of trees

Genuphobia: fear of knees

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words

Hypertrichophobia: fear of hair

Ichthyophobia: fear of fish

Koinoniphobia: fear of rooms

Lachanophobia: fear of vegetables...
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1 . Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. kiss her slowly.

Are tu remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves tu more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i amor her más than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are tu thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and...
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT fecha IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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posted by Bluekait
envolver, abrigo rage is an actual condition when tu feel extreme levels of anger and frustration because tu are unable to open product packaging.

Hippo leche is pink.

In the absence of aerodynamic downforce, which is generated por the giant spoilers used, Formula 1 cars would have sufficient power to fly above 150 kph. They frequently race at well over 250 kph.

If tu choose not to have children, tu will be the first person in your direct linage, since the beginning of time, to not reproduce.

The asteroid (or comet) that killed the dinosaurios 65 million years hace was the equivalent of a Hiroshima bomb going...
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Number 5: Andro Melos

Though most people know what Ultraman is, how many of tu know what Andro Melos is? For all those who don't know, Andro Melos is a about a robot-like being fighting against the evil Juda and his monster army.

Number 4: Jumborg Ace

Another Toku series that is incredibly underrated, this one stars not one but two giant robots, Jumborg Ace and Jumborg 9. They fight against evil villains and imitation versions of them.

Number 3: Ultraman Great/Towards the Future

This Ultraman series came out during the same time as Power Rangers, so no wonder it was tucked away! This story follows...
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posted by arandomtallgirl
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1. Girls are always jealous because tu spend más time with your friends than her.

2. Every girl secretly has a celebrity crush, no matter how much she makes fun of fangirls..

3. Girls have a bad side too, and sometimes they just want tu to fuckin fuck them. But they'll never ask for it.

4. Every girl's dream is to cuddle with tu till she falls asleep and wake up to find tu cooking breakfast for her, JUST YEAAH.

5. All girls say they care about personalities but look is just a bonus, but in fact there's always something physical every girl looks for in guys like: being tall, having a sexy jaw...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Rant 2: Geewuners!

I'm baaack!

Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!

If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fans of transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fans are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!

I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.

On a different note, people should open their minds to the transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!

I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
posted by gabriellel93
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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if tu don't look like a movie estrella because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because tu amor to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much comida in one día you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If tu want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then tu throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if tu don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone tu may never see again o someone...
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It's something that fills many a flier with dread: the prospect of crashing. Odds-wise, they're still incredibly rare, but crashes do happen to an unlucky few. What are their odds for survival?

Curiosity contributor Bambi Turner found some surprisingly hopeful news when she mined the statistics.

It's no surprise that about 40 percent of passengers express some form of fear o anxiety about flying. Much of this fear can be attributed to the perception that the odds of surviving a crash are slim.

Notwithstanding that fear, the odds of being in an airplane accident are incredibly small. Accidents...
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posted by karolinak1999
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«Fiction escritura is great. tu can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically por height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...
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(A/N) still has gayness cussing and sex! ;D

~Jerome's POV~

I woke up in cama siguiente to Mitch.

Mitch and i have had sex before but we've never really dated, leaving me free to amor Jason.

"Hey dude" I dicho when he woke up.

"Hey" Mitch dicho sitting up blushing.

"Are tu still upset?" I asked him.

"Upset about what?" He asked looking at me.

"About me loving Jason, and not you" I dicho grabbing his face.

"Dude, we're best friends and fuck buddies, i don't care if tu don't amor me" He said.

I kissed him and got up heading to the shower, when i heard a knock at the door.

I opened the door, there stood Adam.

"Your...
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posted by randomgirl3000
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• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink tu have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes por boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If tu accidentally write...
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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe tu 3 cans of your favorito! soda.
2. tu find a four leaf clover

3. tu are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. tu get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I amor you.

6. tu find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 más people followed tu on twitter

9. tu meet your fav celebrity.

10. tu get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that mostrar tu have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that mostrar tu have bad luck is coming soon!
1) As soon as tu come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on tu (For a pregunta tu do not know)
3)Girls o boys look at tu and laugh but when tu turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that tu dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when tu yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
posted by AngelicaPickles
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 my house i usally normal and heres me
my house i usally normal and heres me
I just had my worse nightmare and im gonna tell all you!
Okay, i was eating breakfast one morning when the room started to get hotter and hotter and HOTTER! It was soooo hot that i felt like there were burns all over my body. IT WAS A FRIGGIN ATOM BOMB!! See i was doing the dishes and my immature brother was running around and he accidentaly threw a platypus toy down the drain but before i found out anything went wrong IT WAS ALREDY IN THERE ALL JAMMED UP VERY GOOD!!!! So we grabbed everything that ment something to us.
I grabbed:all my clothings, my Demi Lovato cds that mean lots to me and everything in my room
My brother grabbed:books and a bumper sticker
My grandma grabbed-wait a dvd player not the best choice

But right before the atom bomb went off…………………………

I woke up in my cama realizing it was a dream.



-Offical Angelica Pickles
 and heres me when badness starts
and heres me when badness starts