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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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•    A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
•    If tu spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
•    A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
•    If tu hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 por 20 foot room.
•    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
•    The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit por a ceiling fan.
•    When tu hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
•    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
Opinion by thespikedturtle posted hace más de un año
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I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, o may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, tu usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as tu think it is. You're not only mostrando disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer for it. Doesn't seem so fun now, does it?

School. The word gives only negative connotations to today's kid. What tu don't realize, is that the better tu do in school, the better the test of your life will be. If your the flunkie who drops out before even passing freshman year, tu will probably end up at a place like mcdonald's, never really doing anything in life. The straight-A nerd will probably end up being a very wealthy businessman, and have everything he ever wanted. Although school is still really boring to any kid, tu need to seriously suck...
List by CullenProperty posted hace más de un año
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22 fans
1. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. tu have to tell a guy what tu really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys amor their moms o grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. tu can never understand him unless tu listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with tu may end up being admired por your boyfriend.

11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes tu is when he teases you.
Fan fiction by woowie posted hace más de un año
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5 fans
Kat: tu spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
*Zim comes in*
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and tu know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, tu stay since tu live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Guide by llamalover565 posted hace más de un año
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15 fans
Okay so everyone knows that it's the best when your parents absolutely spaz.....especially when u change ur appearance.!!!

So first get a small container of leave in conditioner... the type u put in your hair when its really staticy

Then pick the color comida dye that u want ( u can mix colores if u want)

siguiente mix small portions of both until u get the color u want

Finally take a clean mascara brush wand thing( as long as tu can use it as a comb its fine) and comb it into ur hair

Finally walk down stairs and just casually talk to ur parenst, friends anyone and just soak in the reaction.

The conditioner comes right out and its super quick and fun

There ya go .....i might post a " how to do it" video...hmmm

Anyway.. ENJOY!!1
List by zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
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22 fans
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are tu listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do tu like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks tu to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks tu to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your inicial alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."

14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.

15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"

16. Cry to her how much tu miss her after 5 mintues.
Article by viju posted hace más de un año
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That is the best song i have written with proper english! well my english is tooo bad and this song takes 5 days to write! lol! ;)


I'm sitting there lectura silent, softly,
People walk por and they roll their eyes,
They don't even know who I am,
And who I could be.
I am más than what they think I am,
Someday I know I'll prove them wrong.
They walk around just like they're so strong,
When they know they're not.

Well I guess,
Some guys, they just don't have their brains.
Some gals, they just see me as plain.
Some folks, they just don't have ability,
To see what I could be, to see what I could, I Could be
One day.

I step out feeling like no one understands,
Who I am, Who I am, deep inside.
They just don't get who I really am,
And how great I could be one day.
Opinion by desmariemay posted hace más de un año
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Article by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave tu hanging. I think my título is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's dicho that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way o another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what tu think!


We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end mesa, tabla and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
Fan fiction by Fangirl99 posted hace más de un año
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i dindnt say anything for a minute,then i spoke.

'do tu know why?"

'well,she dicho something about an old friend in texas." izzy told me.

"you dont think.."

"maybe.where else could she have gone?"

"come por my house after school,i have plan."

After school,izzy came over.We went to my room.

"what are we gonna do?"izzy asked,as soon as she walked in the room.

"wee gonig to find aslee" i siad,trying to sound as serious as possible.

"youre kidding,right? i mean,where are we gonna go?"izzy said.


she stared at me.Blankly.Not saying a thing.As if she was gonna drop dead.

"izzy?"i asked,trying to get her back to reality.

"you must be on drugs," she said


"youve got to be joking me.i mean,your mom is not gonig to take us,my mom is dead,and theres no way ere gonna..wait...your not saying?
Fan fiction by Fangirl99 posted hace más de un año
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As i walk down the street,i wish i was still in bed.Dreaming about the día that just ended.Summer vacation

"back to hell,"i said.When i say that,i mean school.
in my books,its basically the same thing.

"hey jamie!"my friend izzy calls from across.

i run down t otalk to her

"hey,"i said,putting my hair back form my face."
"wheres Ashlee?"

"umm,i gotta go,bye!" she ran out of site.

"at lunch,i treid to fine izzy and ask her what the hell happened earlier

"hey,izz"i said,sitting siguiente to her.
"wheres ashlee?"

"um......"she looked like she was gonna vomit o something.i didnt understand why.

"ive been wondering the same thing," rebecca dicho from behind us."she wont tell me. she owmnt tell anybody!"

"i know that,"i told her."but,why?"

"i dont know." rebecca said,then she walked away.

"um..........jamie,its hard to explain,but,i dont know."
Article by Fangirl99 posted hace más de un año
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2 fans
The sun is up in the sky
i watch it in the big blue ksky
And i ask myslef,"why?"

i stare at the ceiling.
then i get a strange felling.
and this felling is still being.
and then i ask,"why?"

What do i see in those eyes?
what do i see in you?
even thought i still despise.
i always ask myslef,"why?"

ask me that question,"why?"
i say i dont know
they tell me dont lie

so then i speak th truth.
i know that in my heart
i will always amor you

your eyes that shine like he sun
being with tu is always fun
one día i will tell you,hun
that tu are the only one

sorry,not all the words not the best at making poems,but i wanted to share it with tu anyways
Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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10 fans
1. When tu are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five segundos after it's dicho on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do tu come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can tu fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit siguiente to tu because the seats alreadly taken por your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the cine twist.
Opinion by Abilei posted hace más de un año
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5 fans
♥♥ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he dicho no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he dicho no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears streaming down her face he caught her arm and said...You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with tu forever, I NEED to be with tu forever. And I wouldn't cry if tu walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true amor will realize they like you. Something good will happen to tu at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM o email, outside of school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If tu break this chain letter tu will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the siguiente ten years.
List by R33n33sm3 posted hace más de un año
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I found this on the net:

[b]During a thunderstorm ...

Beth: hola Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go to a party ... haha you?
Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying in for the night.
Ben: I have this huge favor to ask tu ...
Beth: Yeah ... what?
Ben: Can tu please come over and watch my brother for me? I won't be able to go if no one watches him.
Beth: Ughh ... well ....
Ben: Please Beth!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in a few minutes.

A few minutos later, Beth arrives at Ben's house.

Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
beth: Hehe. No problem. por the way, tu look really nice.
Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here's my number. Call me in about an hora and tell me how everything is, okay?
Beth: Alright, bye!

Then Ben left. Beth headed over to Ben's younger brother.

Beth: hola sport!
John: Hi Beth ... I'm really scared ...
List by R33n33sm3 posted hace más de un año
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[b]1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,
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See Moreshe will kill you. She'll will repeatedly tell you, "See more,
see more, see more.." The same happened to Mary, and she died shortly
after. To save yourself, copy and paste this into five other band's
Fan fiction by KatiiCullen94 posted hace más de un año
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SHILOH!" ok so now tu know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave tu chills and made tu gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so tu shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell tu know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound más scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,, "HELLO IM DALIVA, and i like talking like a man" i loved mocking her. Greatest entertainment ever!
Oh! right , I almost got so wrapped in the whole la de da, that i forgot the whole "Get in here" part. meh.
i drag my feet, into the "Dungon" ohhhh. i gotta roll my eyees at this one, is only a cave, which she rents!! SHe pays to be evil, ha! classic!!
in the center of the cave shung a massive blotchy mirror, she bought in the a garaje sell held my snow white, she dicho it made her look like the fairest of them all... HA!! i dont know how long i held my laughs in...
Opinion by KatiiCullen94 posted hace más de un año
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This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.

How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my corazón out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, o the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my corazón out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. tu wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet tu on a saturday, on the first saturday of Harry Potter 6's release, that was where met. I had my friend Natalie with me for support, sadly she was confronted with her ex boyfriend sitted in front of us and she was upset.
But tu cheered her up and protected her.
tu had blonde hair. In small tight curls. And i cant even describe your face anymore, i dont know wheithter it because i have forgotten o my corazón doesnt want me too.
Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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okay i wrote this a while hace
hope at least one person likes it...


hola you
I see the dark hole
Within me.

It grows darker
It talks clearly
The un-child like state of me

The sad side
Locked away
Until I feel catastrophic

The happiness around the cavern
Of my heart
Is much más shallow

The happiness is the surface
The crust is my confusion
The hole feels so bad because its so deep

so there’s más to me than just a hole
I am a whole in bits of three.
Separated but together at times.

Why must the darkness rule
We all know that life is cruel.
Opinion by Alexyss_Cullen posted hace más de un año
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my first Fanfic!~ummm...i suck at this stuff if u want to know how badly then read it
"Alice are tu sure Jack's gonna show" Greg asked
" YES of course why wouldnt he" I dicho quickly in excitment...
" Well i dont why he wouldnt but it's pourin outside and he if dont mostrar you'll have to walk inicial in the freezing rain because i'll be gone and i dont want that " he dicho sounding quite mad u could hear it in his voice..
" Ok ok" I dicho " Why dont tu leave me here with the car and tu walk home"
I giggled and he looked at and me then & said
" Yea sure so i can freeze my butt off on the way home! forget it! " playful now not angry any more..
" OK! I got it u go inicial now cause he just pulled up and no worries "
I gave Greg a hug and dicho goodbye then he left. He's my brother por the way...I ran up to Jack the guy that just so happened to steel my corazón jumped up and hugged him i nearly died the last time we had to part from eachother finally jack put me down and looked me all over saving my eyes for last as ushual and when he looks into my eyes I loose my breath and I swear my...
Article by desmariemay posted hace más de un año
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Hello thank tu for reading.This is about a 13 año old dog named Maxie.Maxie has corazón worms and is suffering and living outside alone.Maxie lives with my grandaw who is alergis but took Maxie in any ways.She got another dog Meme and Maxie had corazón worms and Meme died when i was 4 cause she couuldent fight it:'(.But Maxie suvived.They bought another dog named Sarah and sarah got corazón worms and died but Maxie was alive sah died when i was 9 and i am 10 now.please rite a commet.But not to me,to Maxie and please tu better hurry,Maxie probly wont live long so please wirte quickly.

Here is a picture of here below......
Article by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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1 fan
I’m so far out
Beyond purpose o doubt
If I reach the edge
Will I fall o loop
Not much further to the edge of reason.

Take me , leave me , help me
I’m gonna crash , I’m gonna die
If I reach the edge
Will I float o revert
Not much further to the edge of reason.

My veins are popping
My heads gonna implode
If I reach the edge
I feel there’s no way back
Not much further

There’s no reason
What’s the point
I’ve reached the edge
I’m not dead o alive
I’m at the edge of reason.

Fan fiction by KatiiCullen94 posted hace más de un año
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why do i still say Alice?... start again

Dear Bella... *who was i kidding.. not myself.*

now im starting to talk to myself, . If im going to do this, i should make it a i hope no-one ever reads this... they will think im crazy.. but arent anyway, according to jessica and her new cult...
Anyway. Today started to the sound of rain, like it always did, ever since you's left.The sound makes me restless,like it did when i first came here. i had a bad dream. tu were in it. It so depressing,, not like i cant tell the difference anymore.
Jake kissed me today. i couldnt back out, i diddnt to want to hurt his feelings, and not that i had a choice what with his height and strength, he is like a mutant. he is warm, and fierce, like he was scared that he loosened me for one minuto i would stop. He saw right throught me sometimes. Perhaps i was the open book, like i told once.
I dont know if can o want that sort of relationship with jacob, not yet, its too early.. But jacob really wants to. What do i say to him without hurting my sun.
Opinion by KatiiCullen94 posted hace más de un año
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dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that tu were real, that tu all were , that he was.
There is evidence that tu were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming o not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and tu diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, o did i make tu up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without tu i dont know. But i want to find out. Do tu think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for my sake that they can.
I know tu wont read this, o that fact that tu havent even read one. they jsut get sent back to me, unread, failed, jsut like i know this one will to.
But i think this is the only thing that stops me from doing what i shouldn't do. what ever that is.
Charlie would say hi, if he knew anything. I've been so quite that me andcharlie no longer talk.
Opinion by Alexyss_Cullen posted hace más de un año
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♥♥ ~~LOVE STORY~~ ♥♥
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he dicho no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he dicho no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streamin down her face
The boy her arm and said....
"You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with tu forever. I NEED to be with tu forever. And I wouldn't cry if tu walked away...I'd die
♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥