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Ok that's it I'm doing it even if people didn't even wanted me to do it I'm doing it anyways.

Hello everybody welcome to Alpha's parte superior, arriba ten lista (and yes I called it that very unoriginal...) Well I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to lista some of the worst fandoms of all of history. Oh and before I start this list, but it's pretty obvious that this is my opinion and I'm not here to hurt anyone. So here we go!!!!

10. Beliebers- You're probably wondering why this isn't higher and yes I find these fans really annoying!!! This is probably an example of an average crazy fangirl, but I don't...
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posted by InvaderCynder
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me: midnight, how did tu come up with this theory? it depletes all that science stands for!

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me: yes, i see....so, your saying this could be the answer to surviving the end of the world? that's...
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posted by windwakerguy430
E3 this año was kind of an atrocity. Bethesda had a huge mess with their audience, EA was EA, Ubisoft was publishing a game for the fucking WII in 2019, and no one cares about Microsoft. But Devolver does what they do best, be ultra violent and insane. Even if their biblioteca of games wasn’t that big, they were all very impressive. A new horror game, a running battle royale, DLC for The Messenger, and a new trailer for my most anticipated game of the year, My Friend Pedro. So let’s talk about it.



My Friend Pedro follows an unnamed, masked man and his friend, a talking plátano named Pedro,...
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posted by Face_of_Music
Ok, Muggles, I need tu opinion on my story! Any suggestions? :P PLEASE COMMENT! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE! Thank you! :)





In the battle against two myths, two High School sweethearts must face the ultimate challenge; either put everything at risk to be together, o put their amor at risk to stay alive.


Chapter 1

Henna


Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had happened to me. Neither have you, because there are no records of it....
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
The death combo
chapter 1

It was just a normal día for Scourge. Taking care of Bloodclan. “i think I'll go hunt” mewed scourge. He walked in twolegplace, searching for something edible. When he was about to give up he saw it, a plump ardilla on an empty thunderpath. He stalked it slowly. Right before he could pounce the a shadow fell on the ardilla and it ran away. Scourge turned over to the one who cast the shadow. 'hey you, I was about to catch that!” but when scourge saw the one who did it he froze. It was no cat who scared off his prey. It was a strange creature. A cat sized green...
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posted by saphire1031
1) If tu fall, a freind will pick tu up. A best freind will push tu back down.

2) If tu want food, a freind will get tu food. A best freind will make tu get her/him food.

3) If tu get hurt, a freind will run to your aid. A best freind will gabb your arm and say "Suck it up."

4) If tu are late for the bus, a freind will stay behind. A best freind will rush you.

5) If tu are sad, a freind will comfort you. A best freind will make it all ok.

I have a best freind just like this so I decided to put it in words...
posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children canto in a row, then tu sneeze and tu fall down. Did tu ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - tu used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how tu knew tu had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - tu know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by Canada24
I hear there’s a Patrick estrella spinoff now. Man, let the mostrar die already.. I know it’s weird, a 27 año old still talking about Spongebob. But I feel no shame in saying.. It’s still something I throw on occasionally. Anything from the first 3 seasons. I kinda pretend the others don’t exist, I hear it gotten better for a while, but I still don’t like Tom Kenny’s higher voice. The reason I like the old ones is Spongey is far más likeable. He feels like an actual adult, o least a teen. He’s just kinda immature, but he still has moments that prove he’s smarter than he looks.....
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posted by nmdis
"Every Time tu Lie"


You told me on a Sunday
That it wasn't gonna work
I tried to cry myself to sleep
'Cause it was supposed to hurt
We sat siguiente to the fire
As the flame was burning out
I knew what tu were thinking
Before you'd say it aloud

Don't say your sorry, 'cause I'm not even breaking
You're not worth the time that this is taking

I knew better than to let tu break my heart
This soul you'll never see again, won't be mostrando scars
tu still amor her I can see it in your eyes
The truth is all that I can hear
Every time tu lie

I woke up the siguiente morning
With a smile on my face
And a long...
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posted by happygirl22
Hi! Today i'm going to tell tu some fun facts about the movie Wreck-It Ralph. Well, lets get started!!!!!! :D

Did tu know?

Disney first began developing an animated film about the world of video game characters in the 1980s. At that time the project was called “High Score” and in the 1990s was titled “Joe Jump.” In the 2000s, when the movie was finally pushed forward, the first two months of story development focused on Fix-It Felix Jr. as the main character.

Early in production it was considered to keep all characters in their native graphic quality, essentially making Ralph look...
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posted by Abilei
The Game is a mind game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as possible. The Game has been described alternately as pointless and infuriating, o as a challenging game that is fun to play.[1] As of 2010, The Game is played por millions worldwide.

Rules:

There are three rules to The Game:
1)Everyone in the world is playing The Game. (Sometimes narrowed to: "Everybody...
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#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I amor this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers...
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When tu get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the estrella Wars "greek" club.

You would amor to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your culo so tu can be as wise as Yoda

When tu get into a fight, tu automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If tu get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When tu spend time watching the estrella Wars trilogy because tu think there will be a test on it later.

You puñetazo, ponche out trekkies who say "Death estrella my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....
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posted by curtains4
My mom fell in amor with my dad. But he tricked her. My mom thought he was treating her like a princess. But it was all an act. (I'm going to use fake names in this article). My Mom, Anne, was my dad's hairdresser. My dad, Ron, had just got out of his last marriage. His past wife left him because he was a jerk. He tricked my mom into falling in amor with him. He succeeded. They then got married and the new family was made up of my mom, my half brother, and my dad.
A few years later, I was born. Everything was alright until I was three. My dad went on a business trip to New York with my mom....
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In case tu needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's tiramisu postres (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh,...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Listen to what she has to say.
Remember what she says.
Paying attention even when she isn’t around. Example? "I remember tu telling me tu amor that song por So-and-so. It was playing the other día and it made me think of you."
Let her know she comes into your mind even when she isn’t around.
Compliment her.
Make her smile.
Give her enough el espacio to maintain her desired Independence.
Be there when she needs you. Even if it seems silly to you. Problems affect different people differently, so try to understand.
Don’t let her get away with disrespecting you. This may come as a surprise, but in every...
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1.Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3.Every time tu turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

4.Go up to the manager and tell him o her that you've lost your mommy.

5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.

7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he o she has anything for body lice.

8.After visiting the bakery section,...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, galletas and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes por waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear...
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posted by flipflopkitteh
-Cats: Will treat tu like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.


-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.


-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for tu to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your cama and take up all the space.


-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.


-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when tu try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will...
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