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posted by RaydKaydiroxs
1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any más preguntas say " why does my perros breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ amor (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells tu to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if tu dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...
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posted by karpach_13
A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something o someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd amor to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...
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posted by yashar_safavi
# Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

# Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

# Swim with a dolphin.

# Skydive.

# Have your portrait painted.

# Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure tu use it.

# Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

# Watch the launch of the el espacio shuttle.

# Spend a whole día eating basura comida without feeling guilty.

# Be an extra in a film.

# Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

# Make amor on a forest floor.

# Make amor on a train.

# Learn to rollerblade.

# Own a room with...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying tu should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the comentarios which ones you're going to try out.

1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz tu hate America."

3. When tu go to the princible's office, and when he asks why tu were sent, say, "I wrote that tu sucked...
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor por floor, and once tu find what tu are looking for, tu can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling tu what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation...
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Did tu really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be más than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special día
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that día
there was lots to be dicho
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When tu dicho "I amor you"
I dicho "I amor tu too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?

I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be más
What if I did...
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posted by milorox18
Some are lighthearted‚ some are serious‚ all are very true.
Here are some of them:

-Don't drink uva jugo, jugo de while wearing a white camisa, camiseta and driving to school.

-Don't let your life wait for other people.

-Dropping a cell phone into a full bathtub‚ kind of kills the phone.

-Your mom will find out if tu dye your hair purple.

-You haven't really lives until you've gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.

-Don't ever fall in amor with someone who is más than a thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out.

-Milk cartons make boring pets.

-If it hurts‚ DON'T DO IT AGAIN!...
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cruzar, cruz the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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posted by Bluekait
Post the first line of a song tu are currently listening too in the comments. I 'll make a story out of it when I feel it is enough. Then we see how it turns out. If this keeps going after I publicado the story, the más I make.

I learnt this from a friend of mine who needed some inspiration. Hope this will inspire any struggling writers.

If tu want too, take the first line from 3 - 5 songs to make the story longer!

Guys, please don't bash o say anything rude to people's música interests. I don't care if it's 1D, Justin Bieber, o Miley Cyrus BUT be respectful. If so, I am not adding your song lyric to the story.

Here's mine: I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
posted by mini17
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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posted by deathding
1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much tu amor them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before tu die.

7. Play the scariest horror game tu know.

8. Tell your friends all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. más STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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posted by IloveJuju
1. Do tu sleep in your bra? Nope
2. Does your dad know tu like boys yet? Obviously :)
3. Do tu enjoy drama? Not really.
4. Are tu a girly girl? Hahhaa NO
5. Small o large purses? Small cuz i hate purses.
6. Are tu short? Im in the middle
7. Do tu like somebody? Justin Bieber♥
8. Do tu care if your socks are dirty? No.Im not bothered.
9. Do tu like Halloween? Its Cool :D
10. Are tu double jointed? No!
11. Where is the weirdest place tu have slept? Uhhh on a table
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Myself ;)
13. Is there any type of rumor going...
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In the world of stereotypes...

I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN amor WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by juicyjossy9
 A foto I took of a farm that produces arce syrup…
A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…
Published por Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal

Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my correo electrónico bandeja de entrada recently, and upon lectura it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have,...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by Mel4ever
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as tu think we all are.

2.. No matter what tu say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like tu to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call tu beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If tu have cramps and we ask tu what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mes and nothing more.

9.. If tu really...
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(A/N) Still has gayness cussing and sex ;D

~Jason's POV~

Ty and i have been dating for a few months now, but lately we've been fighting, over dumb silly things too.

"Good bye" Ty dicho besar me on the lips.

"Where are tu going?" I asked.

"Out to the bar with some friends" He dicho not looking at me.

"Okay" I said.

The minuto he walked out the door i was torn.

I wanted más than life it's self to ask him if he still loved me, the way i loved him.

Tears began to trace my cheek bones when i thought about the first time we had sex.

He was going out having a good time, getting drunk with his buddies, while...
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 Elsa from disney icono I've made with this 5-STEP-Required tutorial
Elsa from disney icono I've made with this 5-STEP-Required tutorial
I was thinking to share my knowledge of icono making using Adobe Photoshop to my friends here in Fanpop. So I decided to write it down.

First of all, although every in Adobe Photoshop the tools placement are different, but the tools I'm using are common and I hope tu already know them. But don't worry, I also include the tools' shortcut. In this article, I'm using Adobe Photoshop CS5.

Let's begin!

STEP 1: Choose a picture tu want.

How to open an image: click 'File' and then click 'Open' o a shortcut CTRL+O. tu can...
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