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Opinion by vampirelover101 posted hace más de un año
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DO tu wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then tu might not wanna read this but if tu do and it affends tu then leave a comentario and i can tell tu in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned tu so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does everything for other people ( vampires) and doesn't even bother to do things for herself

3.When Stephanie Meyer made up Alice she was acually thinking when she invented Leah that slut she really wasn't using her brain.

4. Leah is really picky ( like how jacob dicho she hated eating in lobo form like holy shit girl get over it!!) Alice will eat anything o do anything with out complaining at all ( NOT LEAH)
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Opinion by Alexyss_Cullen posted hace más de un año
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tu came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one día embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I amor the special bond that we beutifully share,
I amor the way tu mostrar u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever seguro within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in need,
I will try 2 be the best friend i can posibly be.

Thank tu for trusting me with all ur heart,
U have trully got a beutiful one
I am so happy I feel That embrace
For i can only wish to see my best friends face.

luv ya lex...Forever wich reminds me of somethin
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List by Blitzy_Utonium posted hace más de un año
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog comida is a beautiful thing to watch when tu are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when tu sleeeeeep.

13. Bye dicho Santa while eating Blitzen.




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Opinion by AnnaSmiley posted hace más de un año
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Angela's POV

Days passed one por one, and my amor for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a año since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much gelatina, jalea girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me más every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in a meadow, and he was just standing there and starring at the stars. I talked about the dream with Jacob and he decided to say that to Bella. He left an hora hace and I'm getting worried about him. It's half past midnight and the moon is hiding behind the clouds! The Full Moon!! I'll just go and find him.

In the Woods

-Jacob? Jacob!- I yelled
Nobody answered..
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Article by boomerlover posted hace más de un año
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1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde respuestas "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond cruzar, cruz the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish tu guys could get your act together. Just yesterday tu take away my license and then today tu expect me to mostrar it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the parte superior, arriba of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.

When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.

When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.
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Article by boomerlover posted hace más de un año
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Only three doors

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, comprar and stay overnight.

The siguiente morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and dicho she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Article by boomerlover posted hace más de un año
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A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps siguiente to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy tu another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This día is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police dicho that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in cama with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, tu mostrar up and drink my poison."
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Article by boomerlover posted hace más de un año
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Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor por floor, and once tu find what tu are looking for, tu can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling tu what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation mover on to the siguiente floor.

The sign on the segundo floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
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List by boomerlover posted hace más de un año
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Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of naranja traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your cena with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in misceláneo spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone tu meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do tu hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

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List by boomerlover posted hace más de un año
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Read these are funnay...

1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.
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Article by 7things posted hace más de un año
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1)At the movies: When tu meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are tu doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't tu try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When tu ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer mantequilla Masala" dish good?
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

5)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets tu after years.
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well tu haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
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Opinion by AnnaSmiley posted hace más de un año
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll mostrar you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are tu kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After she did I started running really really fast and took her all the way to Forks. And took her back to NY in an hour..

-WOAH!- She said. -I believe you. Really!
-Good. tu have to explain everything to Clarissa and my aunt. Make them believe! Please!
-It'll be hard, but I have a video.
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Opinion by AnnaSmiley posted hace más de un año
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So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf. Ah. Jacob was Amazingly Amazing! Aw. and it seemed like amor at first sight!

-Are tu ready!?- Aunt Lizzy yelled from downstairs.
-Wait a sec.- I answered

I quickly took my ripped skinny jeans and my black and rosado, rosa hoodie on. I ran downstairs, took a pancake, my skateboard and went in school!
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Opinion by AnnaSmiley posted hace más de un año
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My name is Angela, and I'm in amor with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are tu doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. tu see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain. What's your name?
-Jacob. Jacob Black.
-Hey, I'm Angela James.
-Where are tu from?
-From New York, Queens.
-Nice.I'm from a little town called Forks.

While he was telling me about him, I got a chance to get a better look.He had short black hair, and wonderful brown eyes. He was wearing black skinny jeans and a white V neck t-shirt. He had some muscles. In one word, he was beautiful.
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List by boomerlover posted hace más de un año
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Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went inicial and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad dicho it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to cama to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she estola free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother dicho "What a treasure!" and her father dicho "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a filete around her neck to get the perros to play with her.
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted hace más de un año
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okay i know alot of people will get mad at me for this but oh well i've seen enough and i know there are somepeople who honestly don't know this but there are certain places for certain types of content.
My main pet peeve is the pregunta section so many people post things like post a pic and i will apoyo tu o whats your favorito! color o what are tu listening to right now and so on these are not preguntas these belong as either a foros topic o fanpick
a pregunta is an pregunta that has respuestas that are not opinions and tu don't know the answer to
the pregunta section was designed for fanpopers to get help from fellow fanpopers and when tu post stuff like that it covers up their preguntas and their preguntas go ignored so it kinda defeats the whole purpose its also hurting tu because when tu answer a pregunta tu can only answer once where as if it was a topic tu can add as many posts as tu want
for those who don't know some other features on here are
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List by blaise_jez posted hace más de un año
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If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are tu there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored día for self-destruction.
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted hace más de un año
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okay if tu have seen the fanpick fight o peace o some other content on this spot tu know that me and zanessaomgfan and her sister have been fighting pretty agressivly i know i got my feelings hurt and i hurt her feelings we were both wrong and we are sorry for those we draged into the middle of it.
After our huge argument i decided to try to talk to zanessaomgfan and we both apologized with out backing down on what we believe.
I learned tonight that though we may disagree on something its no reason to be mean to one another and personally attack each other if we argue we need to make sure we keep it about what its really about and not make things personal because personally attacking others is not going to get us anywhere its just going to cause más problems
so though i am sticking to my opinion that twihards need to respect others feelings and not post twilight stuff on here i also realize that we should first look for a peaceful resolution between the two groups and not rush into a war
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Fan fiction by lexie2635 posted hace más de un año
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This one is longer

Alice's POV

I grabbed my lunch and sat down with my best friends Bree, Alexyss and Jackie.

“So who was your pen pal?.” Bree asked.

“Some kid named Charlie Patterson”

“Hmm Ali, he sounds hot” Alexyss said.

“Ohh yeah,imagine dating a guy with the same accent as Robert Pattinson” Jackie replied back.

“Guys tu know I don’t have time for any boys, SO STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!”I dicho as I got up and walked awayAfter what happen between me and Jake, I just couldn’t trust any guy anymore.

The last campana rung and it was time to leave.

“Catch tu on fanpop” Bree,Alexyss and Jackie called out as I walked to my car. Another day. Another rainstorm.

After work, I went inicial and started cena for my parents. Thanks to working at Forks Coffee Shop, I get new recipes to cook. cena was awkward like always. My parents and I don’t talk much anymore, after my brother’s death. He died in a tragic car accident. I miss him so much. He was the big brother I could go and talk to about anything. I also miss talking to...
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Opinion by lexie2635 posted hace más de un año
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WARNING: SHORT CHAPTER

Alice POV:

Dear Charlie,

My name is Alice Green. I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at Forks High school. I live in Forks, Washington. English is my favorito! class. I amor soccer and football. I play soccer all the time. My favorito! color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Jeep. I amor to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.

Your Pen Pal,

Alice Green

Charlie's POV

Dear Alice,

My name is Charlie Patterson. . I’m 17 years old. I’m a junior at LaSalle High school. I live in London, England. English is my favorito! class. I amor soccer and football. I play soccer all the time. My favorito! color is blue. I don’t like the color yellow. I drive a black Mercedes Benz. I amor to read and watch movies. And I even like Broadway musicals. Well that’s pretty much it.

Your Pen Pal,

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Fan fiction by lexie2635 posted hace más de un año
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Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to fecha him, we were the perfect couple, until last año after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class siguiente to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be escritura to pen pals from Londres England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today tu are going to be escritura about tu and what tu like.”Ms. Mills said,


” Alice your pen pal is Charlie Patterson”

Charlie's POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-girlfriend, Courtney was whispering something to her friends, while looking at me. I looked at her and shook my head. Dating her was hell. I think she was just another girl, who wanted my parents money. I just think I deserve more. I sat down siguiente to Wheezing Walter. Walter was not pleasant to sit by. He was always staring...
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Fan fiction by lexie2635 posted hace más de un año
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This is my first fanfiction.I hope tu like it. Please comentario down below about what tu like, what tu don’t like, and what tu want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice lectura and escritura in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn más about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married.

Preface:
How can I be in amor with someone I don't even know.

CHAPTER 1:
Alice POV
I woke up this morning, tired like always, but I felt like something good was going to happen today. Like today was going to lead to better days. I put my favorito! blue sweater on, got into my old black jeep and drove off o school.

Charlie's POV
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Article by angel_cake posted hace más de un año
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted hace más de un año
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okay enough is enough already i'm so sick and tired of going on regular spots and seeing twilight crap on it and then when us normal fanpopers tell tu about it tu get mad at us and say we should just avoid the preguntas and content related to twilight WHAT THE FUCK tu SHOULDN"T BE POSTING IT ON HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO AVOID IT THATS WHAT TWILIGHT SPOTS ARE FOR
i do want to make it clear that i don't hate twilight i never read it o saw it so i can't say that i like it o hate it i will not judge something i know nothing about and i respect people who like it and keep it to their spots with that dicho i do have a major problem with twilight fans o twihards o whatever coming on here and posting all their twilight shit all over the place its annoying and i will not rest until it stops. This has gone way to far if its war tu want then its war tu get i mean it i'm through being nice and having twihards insult everyone who doesn't agree with them especially on spots that twilight stuff has no business being on okay now i'm going to opose some of the arguments i heard before
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Opinion by miniabby33 posted hace más de un año
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1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a pato
3 Watch all of your old disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents



comentario tell your friends then I will make más spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I amor making these for tu so comment. All the comentarios I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm escritura all this cuz I need a longer articulo so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
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