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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY:

•    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

•    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS:

•    A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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Ok thx 4 the comentarios in part 2! most of them were awesome! So here is Part 3!!
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Awesome: Sup Z??

Z: Pigs!!

Awesome: Yeah they make funny noises!

Z: I see a penguin!

Awesome: We're not in Africa !

Z: Oh did u see Billy Bob's año book picture?

Awesome: No is there something wrong with it?

Z: yeah i had no clue he had a beard!

Awesome: I think ice cream should come in a chocolate flavor

Z: They do...

Awesome: MY gramma has a pretty kitty

Z: aren't all kittys pretty

Awesome: We went out last night

Z: tu and who?

Awesome: Charlie Bartlett

Z: As in the movie?

Awesome: Just kidding i went with my parents

Z: To where?

Awesome: Mississippi

Z: All in a day?

Awesome: Yup we drove down yesterday and came back today!
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List by Jeffersonian posted hace más de un año
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Of 8th grade through College 'student reports':


Ancient Egypt was inhabited por mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an manzana, apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pan de molde, pan which is pan de molde, pan made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

Actually, Homer was not written por Homer but por another man of that name.
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List by Jeffersonian posted hace más de un año
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A teacher forwarded this lista of comentarios from test papers, essays, etc., publicado to science and health teachers por elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the corazón and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.
H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
When tu smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is ginebra and water.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
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Opinion by Jeffersonian posted hace más de un año
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These are purported to be actual test respuestas from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes por which water can be made seguro to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water seguro to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded por sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If tu are buying a house, they will insist tu are well endowed.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

BIOLOGY
Q: What happens to your body as tu age?
A: When tu get old, so do your bowels and tu get intercontinental.

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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: hola watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity

Awesome: I went to a party last night

Z: cool how did it go??

Awesome: Pretty cool 'til the cops showed up

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Guide by cassie-1-2-3 posted hace más de un año
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Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal favorito! of mine) o a más scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell tu a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe tu can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when tu apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal, protective thermostat for your brain. They are very sensitive to any abrupt change is temperature. The nerves sends a message to your brain, warning it of a major freeze, so it would be wise to prepare itself.

As this happens, the blood vessels surrounding the brain shrink as a protective barrier and to keep the warm blood around the brain for a longer period of time. The pounding sensation tu feel is the blood trying to squeeze through the shrunken vessels.
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Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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Note: The autor of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.


Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my favorito! scenes

I sat on my cama on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living

We're older now. I need to get over the fact that tu hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators and half price sales, trapped in por all these mountains

I do see you, but it's not the same...

[i]Running away and hiding with you
I never thought they'd get me here
Not knowing you'd change from just one bite
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Fan fiction by Jeffersonian posted hace más de un año
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the siguiente thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just dicho that, I unlock the same apartment building as I unlock the victim accidently looking at him, then Goren points something else out His skin's pruned up.
Maybe he tries to get a good long look at that moment, because that probably just a large latex gloved hand him the victim's file which I fantasize about to say If tu at least stay at least tonight for yourself.
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Opinion by lilred96 posted hace más de un año
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mysterious amor

- chapter 13-





"Ok tu can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought tu would like them."
"Well tu were right! " Then I realized I was actuación like a 6 año old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not actuación like a six año old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I dicho the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when tu smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes.
Ugh I am such a DORK! june why would tu say somthing lik...
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Opinion by RulerL0rd posted hace más de un año
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Ghetto Names

Mostly popular with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming más common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us por our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua , Aqueelah , Aqueeta , Arickiara , Ariyichia , Arleisha , Arlenisha , Armarsha , Arnesha , Arshanae , Artazia , Arteisha , Ashaboushawntae , Ashanae , Ashcacowanna , Ashemelia , Ashinkashea , Asinti , Aswann , Aubalolisha , Aunshawnalakeisha , Aushaniquia

Babaganoosh , Baeshawn , Baflesha , Barackeisha , Baranna , Barkia , Barsheniqua , Bashonda , Berlondrika , Bernisha , Bethea , Betricia , Beyontsay , Biara , Bicorian , Bidisha , BiQuaysa , Blanacah , Bokesha , Bonafashonda , Boobiqua , Boomsheeka , Bonequeeta , Boneshalaquata , Boneshaquitalafonda...
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List by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited por mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah postres and traveled por Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an manzana, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pan de molde, pan which is pan de molde, pan made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

4. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

5. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

6. Actually, Homer was not written por Homer but por another man of that name.

7. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
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Opinion by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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This is por far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

preguntas ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic preguntas being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some respuestas that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can tu send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi playa on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much cerveza you've consumed...)

Q: I plan to take some día trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin o Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
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Opinion by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." buscar for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this lista is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutos & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that tu can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person siguiente to tu evilly.
5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
6. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
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List by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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1. When tu get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend tu are deaf.

4. If he asks if tu knew how fast tu were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if tu can see his gun.

6. When he says tu aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him por his first name.

11. Pretend tu are gay and ask him out.

12. When he says no, cry.

13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.

15. If he asks tu to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
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List by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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When tu are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When tu are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When tu are dating..... He takes tu out to have a good time.
When tu are married ....He brings inicial a 6 pack, and says "What are tu going to drink?"

When tu are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When tu are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When tu are dating..... A Single cama for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When tu are married ....A King size cama feels like an army cot.

When tu are dating..... tu are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When tu are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"

When tu are dating..... tu enjoyed foreplay.
When tu are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will tu leave me alone???"

When tu are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks por tu for no reason.
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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted hace más de un año
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hello my fellow awsome misceláneo fanpopers,
i'm writting this articulo to get some things off my chest because lately i have been stressed out and worried all becuase of this spt and i want to see if i'm worried for nothing.
ever since these picks came out with justin and then they were followed por picks about posting twilight and justin stuff on here alot has been going through my mind and some of the comentarios have got me worried i was lectura through them and i was really worried that some people thought of me as a mean offensive person and though i usually don't care what people think i really don't want to be thought of like that because i'm usually a really nice easy going person i am whether tu believe it o not
the only thing i have been doing is expressing my opinon i don't like twilight and i don't like justin srry to those who do i don't i'm sorry and i do get tired of seeing it on here but whats worse is everytime i comentario on those picks people get mad at me o call me rude and that wasn't my intention but when tu post something like twilight o stuff on here be it any movie o celebrity,etc there will be people who don't like it and don't share your...
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List by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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I was lectura the Wal-Mart articulo and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the comentarios section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pregunta on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

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Guide by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests tu could try

1: Ask really stupid preguntas like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so tu can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them tu know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask tu for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as tu can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's


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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted hace más de un año
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Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two friends riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a poni, pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red zorro, fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat thats a kid. AW MAN that kids my princapal!

Awesome:I miss him...

Z: Who, the pony? How do tu know that poni, pony is a he?

Awesome: No! not the poni, pony i have a boyfriend!
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Opinion by 7things posted hace más de un año
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1. At the movies: When tu meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are tu doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t tu try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When tu ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets tu after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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my friend sent me this text message a while hace and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi o Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.



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Opinion by vampirelover101 posted hace más de un año
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DO tu wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then tu might not wanna read this but if tu do and it affends tu then leave a comentario and i can tell tu in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned tu so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does everything for other people ( vampires) and doesn't even bother to do things for herself

3.When Stephanie Meyer made up Alice she was acually thinking when she invented Leah that slut she really wasn't using her brain.

4. Leah is really picky ( like how jacob dicho she hated eating in lobo form like holy shit girl get over it!!) Alice will eat anything o do anything with out complaining at all ( NOT LEAH)
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Opinion by Alexyss_Cullen posted hace más de un año
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tu came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one día embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I amor the special bond that we beutifully share,
I amor the way tu mostrar u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever seguro within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in need,
I will try 2 be the best friend i can posibly be.

Thank tu for trusting me with all ur heart,
U have trully got a beutiful one
I am so happy I feel That embrace
For i can only wish to see my best friends face.

luv ya lex...Forever wich reminds me of somethin
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List by Blitzy_Utonium posted hace más de un año
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog comida is a beautiful thing to watch when tu are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when tu sleeeeeep.

13. Bye dicho Santa while eating Blitzen.




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