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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her libros inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep tu out o something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged adelante, hacia adelante in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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posted by misscrazel
It was Monday. I was sitting with Scarlet in front of the entrance to the tunnels. We were waiting for Stephanie and Spencer. Stephanie   was coming because Spencer was coming. Spencer ran over and hugged me. I pulled him of.           
  We stumbled into the darkness 
Stephenie groped around for her flashlight. I heard a click. Light flooded the halls. I took one look around and realized how hard this was going to be. 
   I held Scarlet's hand and stepped forward. Spencer clung to me nervously. 
It had been awhile when a shrill scream rang through the air. Scarlet immediately ran towards it. 
"Carlotta!" She yelled into the darkness. "Carlotta!"
posted by misscrazel
Alice Rossetti sat at the cocina mesa, tabla eating her green-beans. 
"Mom," she said, "Why do I have blond hair and green eyes but tu and Dad have brown hair and blue eyes?"
"Why don't tu go play in your room?" Her mom said. 
Alice walked up to her room.
That night Alice could hear a tapping at her window. 
'Its just a moth' she told herself. But she knew it wasn't. She saw faces on the ceiling one looked like her only older. They were wispering, "Magica, Magica."

Alice woke with a start. Something   seemed to...
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posted by FanFun1010
One day. I was sound a asleep in my bed, snuggled up to the covers dreaming. Then all of a sudden water got poured of my face and I jumped out the cama half asleep like a maniac. All I could see was my brother standing with a red plastic cup in his hand. So I began to throw my fist at his face, yelling," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!". Everyone could hear my voice 7 miles away, but no one gave a damn. Later in the afternoon My mom yelled at me and dicho "You need to get yo "A" and two double snakes to the store and buy some milk,eggs,flour and manzana, apple juice.I thought" what in mother's name can tu make...
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Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so tough

Gina works the cena, comedor all day
Working for her man, she brings inicial her pay
For love, mmm, for love

She says we got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it o not
We got each other and that's a lot
For amor we'll give it a shot

Oh we're half way there
Whoa-oh livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Whoa-oh, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in when he used to make it talk
So tough, mmm, it's tough

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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that tu want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything tu choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make tu happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this amor we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush tu can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush tu can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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Shot through the corazón and you're to blame
Darlin' tu give amor a bad name

An angel's smile is what tu sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of amor got a hold on me
When passion's a prison tu can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the corazón and you're to blame
You give amor a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and tu play your game
You give amor a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, tu give amor a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, tu act so shy...
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posted by Jekyde
The following is a police tape of an interview with the only witness to a murder in the Aloceras Ravine.

Officer Howard:Alright, Bobby. Glad to see you're here.

Bobby:Am I gonna get arrested?

Officer Howard:No, Bobby. Just tell us what tu saw.

Bobby:Oh...where do I start?

Officer Howard:Just tell us how he died.

Bobby:Okay, so....I was standing about 15 feet behind Mervin...and...I saw these two weird lights to the left of him. I tried to warn him, but...he couldn't hear me.

Officer Howard:What did these lights look like?

Bobby:Well...they were both exactly the same...lavender and circle-shaped,...
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posted by canal
Kody and I stayed right where we were and no one came out. No Mason, no Jonathan. "Are they alive?" I asked. "I don't know" Kody dicho standing up. I krept through the front door. The house was a mess and no sign of the boys. "Are they dead" I asked in a low whisper. "Nope" Jonathan dicho standing in the doorway.
"Where's Mason" Kody asked with a raised eyebrow. "He's ..not here right now" Jonathan said. "I'm right here" Mason said. The minuto he stepped through the door everything froze except Mason and I. "Mason your okay" I dicho happily. "Not really" he said. He dropped to his knees and he...
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posted by K5-HOWL
It's been only 15 years since gray wolves, after years of near-extinction, were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. The initial group of 66 lobos were transplanted into the park from Canada beginning in 1995. Now, más than 1,545 lobos roam Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.Biologists say that a minimum of 2,000 to 3,000 lobos are needed within the area in order to keep them from disappearing again.The lobos have had tremendous popular support from the beginning. Their reintroduction has been por far the most publicized and celebrated of any wildlife reintroduction in the U.S. The wolves...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Today is the perfect día to make a lista of your resolutions for 2011!

There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:

1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy tu like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts tu o tells tu you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!

Which of these are on your list? Which do tu think tu can actually do for a whole year?
posted by carsfan
A Mayan calendar has been found that projects dates 7,000 years into the future!

Fear not, people irrationally afraid of what tomorrow might bring. Archaeologists have found a 9th century Mayan calendar in the Guatemalan complex of Xultun. The calendar is 600 years older than the other ones found elsewhere and it projects about 7000 years into the future. December 21st, 2012 is not mentioned as a special fecha in any way shape o form.

So now tu know… if tu fear what might happen tomorrow, don't. The Mayan Apocalypse is nothing más than an Internet meme that we'll laugh about like we do about Y2K now.
posted by makaela2216
I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught tu should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My friends say that i'm delirous(or however tu spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer articulo so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
posted by misscrazel
Dominic  came running towards me. He crashed into me, blood ran from my nose and down the front of my shirt. Dominic buried his face in my camisa, camiseta and sobbed. Finally he quit and I saw a bright red hand mark on his face. 
" What happened?" I asked.
"He hit me!" he yelled. He started crying again. I knew that. His dad hit him. Duh. This reminded me of two years ago. Actually it also reminded me of about every día I remember. Seems like he would have learned to get used to it. So two years ago. Right. He had a girlfriend....
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posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a rifle in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he dicho with a twinkle in his eye

"merry navidad to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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Every día it’s getting worse
Do the same things and it hurts
I don’t know if I should cry
All I know is that I’m trying
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
But tu make it so hard to do
What’s the point of making plans
You break all the ones we have
I don’t know where we went wrong
‘Cause we used to be so strong
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
So why can’t tu be
Be good to me
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need
Somebody to be, (Somebody to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can tu be good to me
Good to me, please
I used...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
hola it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)

1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!

2. Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road?
To mostrar that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!

3. How do tu make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!

4. What do tu call a giant, clumsy, atomic rayo, ray breathing lizard?

5. Why did the Annoying naranja become so popular?
Because naranja is the new Black!

6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to mostrar the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...
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Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, hola boy
Gotta make tu mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, hola boy
You’re really laid back and tu play it smooth
Hey boy, hola boy
I see the way tu mover from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish tu knew, what tu do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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