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Opinion by jedigal1990 posted hace más de un año
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Hello fellow misceláneo fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform tu that a certain new fanpoper with the nombre de usuario of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a pregunta saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a foros saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now tu will not be able to find these two contributions why tu ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if tu want proof that she dicho this check out this forum
link
Now tu may ask why we don't believe she is the creator there are several reasons we have
1. she just signed on to fanpop in sepetember and as most of tu know this site has been on forever
2. she has made one contribution to this spot
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Opinion by twilight0girl posted hace más de un año
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zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes i wonder why i need tu at all!
Graverobber:and amber sweet is addicted to the cuchillo
shiloh:addicted to the knife?
zydrate addicts:addicted to the knife!
Graverobber:and addicted to the cuchillo she needs alittle help with the agony
zydrate addicts:agony...
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Article by twilight0girl posted hace más de un año
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can tu forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the calle physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your culo like rembrandt!
Ha! tu Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when tu see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who tu are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what tu did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who tu are.

Nathan:
I remember...
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

6. Farmer Bill Dies in House

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

9. Stud Tires Out

10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

13. British Left gofres on Falkland Islands

14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

15. Eye Drops off Shelf

16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But más Lies Ahead

18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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1. If using a touch-tone, press misceláneo numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their preguntas with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.

11. Tell them to put the crust on parte superior, arriba this time.

12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorito! song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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1. "No stopping o standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.

2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm playa park circa 1950.

3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.

4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full o empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.

5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.

6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled por phone." -- On a form in a clinic.

7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.

8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided ducha, ducha de gorra, cap box.

9. "Payment is due por the due date." -- On a credit card statement.

10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.

11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule por mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a mollete, muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner.

8. "Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.

9. "In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.

10. "Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on animales only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use por trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either por falling into the water o while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm por 15cm por 12cm.

9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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1. "Do not use if tu cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping o unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

9. "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

10. "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. tu can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say tu should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisión por candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisión very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Voltaire
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Oscar Wilde
por persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Ellen DeGeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a día when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have dado us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We amor to be held, talked too but if tu press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Valiente generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen to have a headache.”

I refuse to answer that pregunta on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if tu have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.

9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.

10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large naranja coca cola and a small medium fries, please."
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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Anagrams

An Anagram, as tu all know, is a word o phrase made por transposing o rearranging the letters of another word o phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste o is deadly at Scrabble. When tu rearrange the letters:

Dormitory .................................. Dirty Room

Evangelist................................. Evil's Agent

Desperation.............................. A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code..................... Here Come Dots

Slot Machines......................... Cash lost in 'em

Animosity................................ Is No Amity

Mother-in-law..........................Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms........................ Alas! No más Z's

Alec Guinness......................... Genuine Class

Semolina................................... Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries......... Large Picture Halls, I Bet
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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just to let tu know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny


1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.

2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry

3. tu had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope tu feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.

6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset tu must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me

7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
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List by sweet_n_silly posted hace más de un año
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get tu to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend o ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy tu talk to.
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Fan fiction by kk99aa posted hace más de un año
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Just in case tu want to know,here's how the club
started.It was an awsome spring day.I was walking in the hallways and i heard a cry for help.My weird instinct took over and i found myself rushing toward the cry for help.Without thinking,i rushed and grabbed the bully's calzoncillos, ropa interior and swung him around and then he landed on the floor and got knocked unconcious.The others followed my lead and ran head-first into the bullies butts,and when the teachers came in to the hallways,we ran for it.And that's how it all got started.




(sorry its short, i did this on short notice)















(ps the siguiente chapter is like introductions and whatever just so tu know)
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Opinion by Nayeli53 posted hace más de un año
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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombón, trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky o disgusting, like melted chocolate o a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand o went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The estrella Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say something bout their uniforms, like, "Hey, didnt i see that in the garbage a few days ago?"

Way 6: When they march, throw something at them, like a plastic water bottle, a foam cup that u got from whataburger on the way, o a cerveza bottle.

Way 7: Dance to Jump on it so funny that theyll hav to laugh and fall. (Make sure that therye standing on the bleachers o on the stairs.)
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List by Snugglebum posted hace más de un año
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I found this pasted on Konorai's Fanfiction.net profile, not my idea, but LOLZ just the same!

6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher dicho it was physically impossible for a ballena to golondrina a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed por a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a ballena could not golondrina a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then tu ask him ".

Reason 2:

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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In case tu needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's tiramisu postres (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer pan de molde, pan Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and tu thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me más time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car o operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But tu sir, When you're born you're PINK, When tu grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When tu go in the sun tu turn RED, When you're cold tu turn BLUE, And when tu die tu turn PURPLE. And tu have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Opinion by milorox18 posted hace más de un año
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YOUR GUY SIDE:


(X)You amor hoodies.

(X)You amor jeans.

()Dogs are better than cats.
(X)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X)You've played with/against boys on a team.

()Shopping is torture.
()Sad cine suck.

()You own/ed an X-Box.

()Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

()At some point in time tu wanted to be a firefighter.

(X)You own/ed a DS, PS2 o Sega.

(X)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(X)You watch sports on TV.

Gory cine are cool.

(X)You go to your dad for advice.

()You own like a trillion baseball caps.

(X)You like going to high school football games.

(X)You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

()Baggy pants are cool to wear.

(X)It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(X)Green, black, red, blue o silver are one of your favourite colours.
(X)You amor to go crazy and not care what people think.

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Opinion by sapherequeen posted hace más de un año
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Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(
*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my perfil page; it has expired.

tu see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks hace this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me that the people at the repair comprar deleted a lot of my files...including my perfil page.

So whenever I try to access it, it says the webpage can't be found, and once dicho it was expired.

So could someone please help me? I mean, does anyone know how to repair something like an expiró webpage and teach me how to do so? o better yet, can someone get papa, dave, michael, o cliff for me, because maybe the F4 can help since perfil pages are a part of Fanpop's system.
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Opinion by lilred96 posted hace más de un año
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Mysterious amor
chapter seven


After art I dicho good bye too mathew,and started toward my car.

I was in the hall walking when I was overwhelmed with a feeling of being watched.
I looked behind me no one was there,so I kept walking.
I finaly reached my car but I was still feeling...watched.
In a painick I turned around real quick but still no one was there.
I thought I was going crazy.
but I got in my car fast and was ready to get out of there in a hurry I forgot my keys in my locker.
So I slowly got out and made my way too the door right before my principal locker the door she looked at me and dicho "June what are tu doing here?"
"I for got my keys in my locker can I please get them?"
"Yeah sure" She said
"Shyly I dicho "Thanks"
"No problem I do that all the time but I usaly leave them in my car." She dicho with a smile
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Opinion by emma-may posted hace más de un año
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WELDONE!

tu HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO tu - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring tu the news of fail blog sooner...

some of tu may know but the rest of tu probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your día to día FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most misceláneo posts of failed foto shots of failures publicado por dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make tu laugh! tu can take failed pictures your self and post them to fail blog.

fail blogs can be sent to many failed social networks such as...

failbook, failien reddit, digg this fail, failupon - and more...
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List by Gracie1995 posted hace más de un año
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Alabama:
Section, AL
Shorter, AL
St. Elmo, AL




Alaska:
Candle, AK
Dead Horse, AK
Krik, AK
Mary's Igloo, AK
Nightmute, AK
North Pole, AK



Arizona:
Monkey's Eyebrow,AZ
Why, AZ



Colorado:
Bonanza, CO
Hasty, CO
Hygiene, CO
Joes, CO
Last Chance, CO
Lay, CO
Paradox, CO
Yellow Jacket, CO



Delaware:
Bear, DE
Blades, DE



Florida:
Briny Breezes, FL
Cadillac, FL
Celebration, FL
Christmas, FL
Day, FL
Elfers, FL
Frostproof, FL
Havana, FL
Lorida, Florida
Mayo, FL
Panacea,FL
Picnic, FL
Sopchoppy, FL
Spuds, FL
Two Egg, FL
Wacahoota, FL
Yeehaw Junction, FL



Georgia:
Alley, GA
Enigma, GA
Experiment, GA
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