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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. dragones say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. pescado say blub blub blub.

13. unicornios say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
posted by Bluekait
There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that tu may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan filete that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...
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posted by i_luv_angst
If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...
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posted by LittleOtaku1
Kakuzu: gettin tired?
Hidan: fuck yah...
Kakuzu: dont yawn
Kakuzu: yawn
Hidan: ....
Kakuzu: dont yawn...
Hidan: ..........
Hidan: yawn
Hidan: FUCK!!
Kakuzu: HA!! i knew tu would yawn!
Hidan: your an asshole. *sticks up middle finger*
Kakuzu: yah, i know.
Kakuzu: and i dont give a shit :D
Hidan: t(-_-t)
Kakuzu: ...


it needs to be longer, so
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes tu mad o doesnt agree with your point of view tu just reportar them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes tu mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont reportar thm. Because we are a big family and we dont reportar o block family we care and mostrar amor for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to reportar someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



amor all around
-Jordan
25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If tu don't straighten up, I'm going to knock tu into the middle of siguiente week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I dicho so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me más LOGIC .


"If tu fall out of that oscilación and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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posted by milorox18
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But tu sir, When you're born you're PINK, When tu grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When tu go in the sun tu turn RED, When you're cold tu turn BLUE, And when tu die tu turn PURPLE. And tu have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
posted by AnimeFan66
(A funny fanfic writtin por me. Hope ya'll enjoy it. :3)

"After school, I decided to take a long walk through the park. While I was walking, I ran into this large turtle. It appeared to be stuck on something so I helped it get into the river. Just when I put it in the water, it turned its head and bit my middle finger! It hurt so bad that I waved it around and complanied. The tortuga looked at me and gave a slight grin- the little pargo thought it was all funny. After I stopped crying, I walked to it and saidm "You think you're smart enough to bite my finger? Than how about I kick your shell?"...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
A silver object,
It's all it took,
One silver object,
An entire life's crook.

It was just an experiment,
It was nothing more.
Nothing más than an experiment,
That closed every door.
All opportunities are gone,
And tu cry that hateful song,
The words don't mean anything,
Just take the silver object,
And ignore every other aspect.

You cannot deny,
that making these lines...
It never crossed your mind;
You were so blind.
It solves every problem,
Just lie, and stay solemn.
It's only red sharpie.
Let's throw a party.

After a party, tu go and lay down.
You think about the mistakes you've made.
You take the pills and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

The Delaware River has many people travel down it's current on tubes. Most people start at Bull's Island, just north of Stockton, then continue down the river to the town of Stockton itself. Other people like to start further north, such as Frenchtown,...
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posted by danmarino900
tu get everything!! tu teenage girls get special treatment from everyone just cuz ur girls. tu have the power to make any guy tu want fall for you. Girls don't get rejected and called a loser por guys when flirting like ever!! It's like your better than everyone and everyone gives tu everything and all tu can do about it is complain! Complain that tu have it harder than guys cuz tu pms o because life is más comPlicated for you. Guys have to get rejected por girls all the time, most are super lonely in high school where less girls are, and we have to do hard manual work. Pmsing is tough...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Sourness

For some, the fear of certain tastes can trigger intense and long-lasting anxiety, as well as a host of physical maladies. The fear of sourness, known as Acerophobia, is más common than tu might expect.


Reasons For The Fear Of Sourness

Sourness shows up más in certain foods, and these will be avoided por the person who suffers from Acerophobia. Some common examples of agrio, agria foods are lemons, grapefruit, limes, and some dairy products that have been fermented.

Everyone has a different palette, and all people react to tastes individually. Those who fear agrio, agria tastes may have...
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posted by karpach_14
1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get tu to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend o ex...
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posted by XxEmolovexX
This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just gelatina, jalea because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just gelatina, jalea because you're the hero.

6. Call them a tomate bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com.

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any más preguntas say " why does my perros breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ amor (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells tu to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if tu dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
6....
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posted by canal
There is a game called woozworld -add me tu tu have one as well my name is ellanem- i've been playing it for a long time i've made tons of friends and one friend named Harrystyonede -name say Harry Sty one de- he says he harry styles -i know he's not- but i decide to dress up like louis tomlinson for the lol's and then harry acts around me -as louis- as if he would it were really harry and i think he's cute,funny,nice and all that but then i freeze and when i get back on he's gone im sad and sulk over him for a few days until i see him again and after all that, after i fall in amor with him..he doesn't remember me :(
posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, tu never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be siguiente in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well tu know that face o a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If tu don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
1-How are you?
2-Do tu ever wish tu were someone else?
4-What is your entire name?
5-How old are you?
6-Age tu get mistaken for:
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if tu think it fits your personality:
8-What did tu do on your last birthday?
9-What is one thing tu would like to accomplish before your siguiente birthday?
10-What is your hair color?
11-Have tu ever dyed your hair?
12-What is your eye color?
13-If tu could change your eye color, would you?
14-Do tu wear contacts/glasses?
15-Your opinion about your body and how confortable tu are with it:
16-Have tu ever considered plastic surgery? What would...
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Specify that this order is "To Go".
Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear asiento passenger make the order.
At midnight, ask if tu are too early for Breakfast.
When ordering, start talking about the problems tu were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
Laugh loudly when asked if tu would like fries with your order.
Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that tu did not like the way the employee dicho "Would tu like fries with your order?"
When asked if they can take your order,...
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posted by doremirocker
So, I had a conversation with a friend of mine about my lover's mom

Me: This is what Victory said:

"Sorry.. I got in trouble because I didn't notify mom properly that I was staying after school. She has my phone all evening starting now.
Love you"

WELL FUCK YOU, VICTORY'S STUPID-ASS MOM. I'm surprised Victory can live with that. If I were her, I would have sweared my parents out por now and ran away from home. -_-

Adriel: Not Again.....*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is EVVVILLL...
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