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Opinion by lilred96 posted hace más de un año
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Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell tu my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell tu what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person tu will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my amor even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain
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Guide by cA_iNen11 posted hace más de un año
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A team of parte superior, arriba scientists and engineers at Battelle, a world famous technology organization based in Ohio in the USA, has compiled a lista of the parte superior, arriba ten technological trends that will shape our world over the siguiente 20 years. Here are some innovations that they have predicted:
NANOMACHiNES
These are microsopic machines, as small as atoms. They will revolutionize several industries & may do many things for us - from heating our homes to curing cancer.Battelle researchers see the medical industry as the most important area for this technology por 2020.'We may be able to develope nanomachines that will go into our body and find and destroy individual cancer cells,' says Battelle Senior Research Scientist Kevin Priddy.

iNTELLiGENT GOODS & APPLiANCES
Advances in micro computing will lead to smaller, más powerful computers & electronics that will add amazing intelligence to appliances & other products. For example, telephones will probably have extensive phone directories, intelligent comida packaging will tell your horno how to cook the comida inside & fridges will help tu make your shopping list.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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•    You will never find anybody who can give tu a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests tu think she's pregnant unless tu can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status o ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

•    There comes a time when tu should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

•    There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

•    People who want to share their religious vistas with tu almost never want tu to share yours with them.
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Fan fiction by CullenProperty posted hace más de un año
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I'm a little pawn still in your game
And tu ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know tu better than tu know
tu can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but tu start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but tu turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will tu believe, come siguiente to me
Oh, why can't tu see, I'm
begging you, please

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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1) If amor is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should tu believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that perros amor to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at tu if tu blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a árbol falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentágono were run por women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do tu plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your asiento can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice día in summer but complain it's way too hot?
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a cazuela, cazuela de

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole pato

•    All foam, no cerveza

•    Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

•    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

•    Has an intellect rivalled only por garden tools

•    As smart as bait
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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•    Stand on parte superior, arriba of the high board and say tu won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because tu have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend tu can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.

•     Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''

•    Sit on the parte superior, arriba of the water slide and don't move.

•    Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had sandía before I came here.''
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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today is valantines
i know shes not mine
but i smell the sweet smell
its in the air
its in her hair
its kinda hell

i see them together
like velcro and leather
his teath are kinda gappy
i see her smiling
i see him pointing
at least shes happy

i know that she doesent know
how i feel inside from my head to my toe
i know his a little silly
i wanna cry
but my tears are dry
that sweet girl , loves billy

i will always be there to pick her up
if she needs it
if he hurts her
i will puñetazo, ponche that git


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Article by 1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down

Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children canto in a row, then tu sneeze and tu fall down. Did tu ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - tu used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how tu knew tu had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - tu know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
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Opinion by 1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - o Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening o something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, más commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she couldn't have a healthy one, but during the end of her rein, there were obvious signs of her pregnancy, but it turned out it wasn't a baby growing inside of her, but cancer.

Silver bells - she liked the sound of church bells , o it was an instrument of torture which were thumbscrews which crushed the thumb between two hard surfaces por the tightening of a screw.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the siguiente car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The más it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window o sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

•    Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

•    Sing without having the radio on.

•    Honk frequently without motivation.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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•    A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
•    If tu spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
•    A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
•    If tu hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 por 20 foot room.
•    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
•    The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit por a ceiling fan.
•    When tu hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
•    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.
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Opinion by thespikedturtle posted hace más de un año
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I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, o may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, tu usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as tu think it is. You're not only mostrando disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer for it. Doesn't seem so fun now, does it?

School. The word gives only negative connotations to today's kid. What tu don't realize, is that the better tu do in school, the better the test of your life will be. If your the flunkie who drops out before even passing freshman year, tu will probably end up at a place like mcdonald's, never really doing anything in life. The straight-A nerd will probably end up being a very wealthy businessman, and have everything he ever wanted. Although school is still really boring to any kid, tu need to seriously suck...
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List by CullenProperty posted hace más de un año
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1. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. tu have to tell a guy what tu really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys amor their moms o grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. tu can never understand him unless tu listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

10. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with tu may end up being admired por your boyfriend.

11. A usual act that proves that the guy likes tu is when he teases you.
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Fan fiction by woowie posted hace más de un año
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Kat: tu spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and tu know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO amor AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, tu stay since tu live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
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Guide by llamalover565 posted hace más de un año
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Okay so everyone knows that it's the best when your parents absolutely spaz.....especially when u change ur appearance.!!!

So first get a small container of leave in conditioner... the type u put in your hair when its really staticy

Then pick the color comida dye that u want ( u can mix colores if u want)

siguiente mix small portions of both until u get the color u want

Finally take a clean mascara brush wand thing( as long as tu can use it as a comb its fine) and comb it into ur hair

Finally walk down stairs and just casually talk to ur parenst, friends anyone and just soak in the reaction.

The conditioner comes right out and its super quick and fun

There ya go .....i might post a " how to do it" video...hmmm

Anyway.. ENJOY!!1
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List by zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
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1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are tu listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do tu like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks tu to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks tu to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your inicial alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your project is due, tell her, "Mom, my project is due tommarow."

14. When the timer goes off yell, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" in her ear.

15. When your father leaves, say, "Finally! Hes gone!"

16. Cry to her how much tu miss her after 5 mintues.
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Article by viju posted hace más de un año
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That is the best song i have written with proper english! well my english is tooo bad and this song takes 5 days to write! lol! ;)


HERE IT GOES------>



I'm sitting there lectura silent, softly,
People walk por and they roll their eyes,
They don't even know who I am,
And who I could be.
Oooooh
I am más than what they think I am,
Someday I know I'll prove them wrong.
They walk around just like they're so strong,
When they know they're not.

(Chorus)
Well I guess,
Some guys, they just don't have their brains.
Some gals, they just see me as plain.
Some folks, they just don't have ability,
To see what I could be, to see what I could, I Could be
One day.

I step out feeling like no one understands,
Who I am, Who I am, deep inside.
They just don't get who I really am,
And how great I could be one day.
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Opinion by desmariemay posted hace más de un año
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Article by musicfanaticXD posted hace más de un año
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Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave tu hanging. I think my título is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's dicho that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way o another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what tu think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end mesa, tabla and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
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Fan fiction by Fangirl99 posted hace más de un año
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i dindnt say anything for a minute,then i spoke.

'do tu know why?"

'well,she dicho something about an old friend in texas." izzy told me.

"you dont think.."

"maybe.where else could she have gone?"

"come por my house after school,i have plan."

After school,izzy came over.We went to my room.

"what are we gonna do?"izzy asked,as soon as she walked in the room.

"wee gonig to find aslee" i siad,trying to sound as serious as possible.

"youre kidding,right? i mean,where are we gonna go?"izzy said.

"texas"

she stared at me.Blankly.Not saying a thing.As if she was gonna drop dead.


"izzy?"i asked,trying to get her back to reality.

"you must be on drugs," she said

"what?"

"youve got to be joking me.i mean,your mom is not gonig to take us,my mom is dead,and theres no way ere gonna..wait...your not saying?
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Fan fiction by Fangirl99 posted hace más de un año
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As i walk down the street,i wish i was still in bed.Dreaming about the día that just ended.Summer vacation


"back to hell,"i said.When i say that,i mean school.
in my books,its basically the same thing.

"hey jamie!"my friend izzy calls from across.

i run down t otalk to her

"hey,"i said,putting my hair back form my face."
"wheres Ashlee?"

"umm,i gotta go,bye!" she ran out of site.

"at lunch,i treid to fine izzy and ask her what the hell happened earlier

"hey,izz"i said,sitting siguiente to her.
"wheres ashlee?"

"um......"she looked like she was gonna vomit o something.i didnt understand why.

"ive been wondering the same thing," rebecca dicho from behind us."she wont tell me. she owmnt tell anybody!"

"i know that,"i told her."but,why?"

"i dont know." rebecca said,then she walked away.

"um..........jamie,its hard to explain,but,i dont know."
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Article by Fangirl99 posted hace más de un año
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The sun is up in the sky
i watch it in the big blue ksky
And i ask myslef,"why?"

i stare at the ceiling.
then i get a strange felling.
and this felling is still being.
and then i ask,"why?"

What do i see in those eyes?
what do i see in you?
even thought i still despise.
i always ask myslef,"why?"

ask me that question,"why?"
i say i dont know
they tell me dont lie

so then i speak th truth.
i know that in my heart
i will always amor you

your eyes that shine like he sun
being with tu is always fun
one día i will tell you,hun
that tu are the only one


sorry,not all the words rhyme.im not the best at making poems,but i wanted to share it with tu anyways
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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1. When tu are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five segundos after it's dicho on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do tu come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can tu fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit siguiente to tu because the seats alreadly taken por your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the cine twist.
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Opinion by Abilei posted hace más de un año
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♥♥ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he dicho no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he dicho no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears streaming down her face he caught her arm and said...You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with tu forever, I NEED to be with tu forever. And I wouldn't cry if tu walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true amor will realize they like you. Something good will happen to tu at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM o email, outside of school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If tu break this chain letter tu will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the siguiente ten years.
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