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List by kitty2264 posted hace más de un año
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service escritorio and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid o a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.

7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

8. mover a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick tu out
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Opinion by llamalover565 posted hace más de un año
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So whenever ur in a crowded place i find that it is really fun to ummmmm well play some jokes on misceláneo passerby!!!! if ur like me read on.................

The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 o 5 dollar bill.
Get some chocolate icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching o see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing on ur finger. Then walk away!!! ohhh it's really good when a friend looks at the expressions then!!! priceless!


The siguiente best thing!
Okay so for this u have to be either in a park of @ a the boardwalk ( actually just somewhere where they have benches dedicated to people!
Stand near the bench.
Watch as someone approaches the bench, if they attempt to sit o go remotely near the bench........ approach.
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Opinion by Mephadowfangirl posted hace más de un año
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Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your favorito! spot, hoping to post some videos and pictures, answer preguntas and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an articulo o two. tu get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

tu are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting respuestas such as "you suck for liking this" o "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled to my own opinion!"

I bet a lot of people can relate to what I'm saying here. Some of the behavior on this site has got to stop! Going to other spots and flaming them is not only going against everything that fanpop stands for, but it's also EXTREMELY childish, and makes tu look like an idiot.

And the topics aren't just limited to such silly things such as Twilight o Lost, there is a broad spectrum of people disrespecting each other. People who have strong political and/or religious vistas go to spots they don't agree with and bash the members there.
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Opinion by llamalover565 posted hace más de un año
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Okay so if tu live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The siguiente day, cut the balloons off and tu got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when tu can barely mover as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things, but i find this especially fun!

2. Jump out of a árbol with a sled. It's that simple.........climb the árbol (with a sled) , and jump. The árbol does have to be on a colina though, o else u just go down and flop into the snow. That doesn't sound as fun, but i'll have to try and get back to you.

3. *ONLY IF tu HAVE A POOL - WITH A COVER THAT CAN HOLD WIEGHT!!!!!*
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Guide by skipperluvs posted hace más de un año
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if tu ever, one día decide to call me that. If tu think I'm insane, run away, because tu are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too tu a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. tu think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .



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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time tu turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him o her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he o she has anything for body lice.

8. After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, “My buns are squishy!”

9. While arguing with an invisible friend, tu proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.

10. Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
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Article by Twilight_Dream posted hace más de un año
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ok, so today i looked up how to make your own lip gloss on google and looked through what came up to find an easy one. well i came to this one, and this seemed the easiest without having to use and get a thousand materials. i made some and it turned out awesome. so i wanted to share this with the rest of you, enjoy.:)

Step 1: Gather Your Materials

To make your own lip gloss, tu will need the following:
Petroleum gelatina, jalea (Vaseline)
Lip gloss containers
A microwave-safe dish—one with a spout if you've got it
Microwave
Spoon
To individualize your lip gloss, tu can add your choice of the following:
Colorant: Lipstick o Kool Aid
Sparkles and/or glitter
Flavoring: A small amount of honey and/or vanilla, mint o almendra extract

Step 2: Making Lip Gloss

Since the petroleum gelatina, jalea is your base, the amount of it tu use will be roughly equal to the resulting amount of lip gloss. The recipe can be easily adjusted to produce más o less lip gloss. tu may have to do a bit of experimenting with the ingredients to get the right mix, but that's part of the fun!
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Article by Twilight_Dream posted hace más de un año
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what tu think."

7. Claim that tu must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying más any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way."
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Article by Jeffersonian posted hace más de un año
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User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.


Cleverbot: Are tu really typing now o is it all computerised.


User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do tu wear? I wear a size 13. tu look like a 9 o ... What, like an 8?


Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!


User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.


Cleverbot: Do tu think all these preguntas are coming from 1 person?

User: tu keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as tu used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! tu are a machine. Why can't tu accept this?


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Article by Jeffersonian posted hace más de un año
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User: I didn't know tu could play Twister all por yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know tu could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: tu spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he o she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that tu can see that tu di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.

Cleverbot: A woman is a person.

User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese té port?

User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the siguiente stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the siguiente stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so,
ask if they are busy....
14.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16.Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."
17.Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
18.Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
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Article by greenday82 posted hace más de un año
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It's a cover of Katy Perry's hit song, I Kissed A girl, redone por cobra Starship. I'm yet to find a link to listen to it, but for now here's the lyrics.

Yo check it out I've got a plan, here's my intention
The frat boys in the club are lame, let's start an altercation
It's just what I'm used to, just want to fuck shit up!
I've got my whole damn crew, come on what tu gonna do

I kissed a boy and they liked it
Got all the honeys in the club excited
I kissed a boy just to start shit
That homeboy was not about it

I know it's wrong, but I don't mind
I'm gonna start shit tonight!
I kissed a boy just to start shit
They just loved it

Now tu don't even know my name, it doesn't matter
Don't even front, you've got no game, you're just a sucker
So what now, I clowned you, and I'm stealing your girl too
She wants a secure dude, and that's just not you

I kissed a boy and they liked it
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List by 1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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it was on the net, don't blame me if it's crap.

1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When tu see a group of people, follow them around and act as if tu belong with them, when they laugh, tu laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT tu MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have tu got anything healthy?" and if they go like frutas bag o carrot sticks go "Ugh that's not healthy. tu disgust me." and walk out.

4. Buy a pack of chewing gum and put all of them in your mouth and chew them until they are gummy, and then walk up to someone, take it out of your mouth, and say "Guess what?" and throw the ball of chewing gum at their feet and say "I don't like spearmint." and walk away.
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Article by w33bs99 posted hace más de un año
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I like to be random. But I have this friend at my church that is way to random. She is my best friend but when she is near other people she ignores me. This is a question. What should I do when she ignores me like that? Please leave a comentario and I will do a pregunta on it please tell me. I'm really tired of it but i have known her for a long time. I don't want to loose her but I kinda want her to change. Please please tell me what I should do.When she is misceláneo I think she tries to get attention bye leaving me. It gets annoying. Oh and she steals everyone away but when it's just me and her she is really nice. What should I do? HELP!!!!!
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Opinion by lilred96 posted hace más de un año
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(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell tu my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell tu what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person tu will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my amor even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain
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Guide by cA_iNen11 posted hace más de un año
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A team of parte superior, arriba scientists and engineers at Battelle, a world famous technology organization based in Ohio in the USA, has compiled a lista of the parte superior, arriba ten technological trends that will shape our world over the siguiente 20 years. Here are some innovations that they have predicted:
NANOMACHiNES
These are microsopic machines, as small as atoms. They will revolutionize several industries & may do many things for us - from heating our homes to curing cancer.Battelle researchers see the medical industry as the most important area for this technology por 2020.'We may be able to develope nanomachines that will go into our body and find and destroy individual cancer cells,' says Battelle Senior Research Scientist Kevin Priddy.

iNTELLiGENT GOODS & APPLiANCES
Advances in micro computing will lead to smaller, más powerful computers & electronics that will add amazing intelligence to appliances & other products. For example, telephones will probably have extensive phone directories, intelligent comida packaging will tell your horno how to cook the comida inside & fridges will help tu make your shopping list.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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•    You will never find anybody who can give tu a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests tu think she's pregnant unless tu can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status o ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

•    There comes a time when tu should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

•    There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

•    People who want to share their religious vistas with tu almost never want tu to share yours with them.
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Fan fiction by CullenProperty posted hace más de un año
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I'm a little pawn still in your game
And tu ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know tu better than tu know
tu can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but tu start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but tu turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will tu believe, come siguiente to me
Oh, why can't tu see, I'm
begging you, please

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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1) If amor is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should tu believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that perros amor to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at tu if tu blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a árbol falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentágono were run por women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do tu plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your asiento can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice día in summer but complain it's way too hot?
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a cazuela, cazuela de

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole pato

•    All foam, no cerveza

•    Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

•    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

•    Has an intellect rivalled only por garden tools

•    As smart as bait
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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•    Stand on parte superior, arriba of the high board and say tu won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because tu have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend tu can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.

•     Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''

•    Sit on the parte superior, arriba of the water slide and don't move.

•    Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had sandía before I came here.''
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Opinion by orangeturnip posted hace más de un año
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today is valantines
i know shes not mine
but i smell the sweet smell
its in the air
its in her hair
its kinda hell

i see them together
like velcro and leather
his teath are kinda gappy
i see her smiling
i see him pointing
at least shes happy

i know that she doesent know
how i feel inside from my head to my toe
i know his a little silly
i wanna cry
but my tears are dry
that sweet girl , loves billy

i will always be there to pick her up
if she needs it
if he hurts her
i will puñetazo, ponche that git


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Article by 1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down

Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children canto in a row, then tu sneeze and tu fall down. Did tu ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - tu used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how tu knew tu had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - tu know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
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Opinion by 1-2vampire posted hace más de un año
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The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - o Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening o something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, más commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she couldn't have a healthy one, but during the end of her rein, there were obvious signs of her pregnancy, but it turned out it wasn't a baby growing inside of her, but cancer.

Silver bells - she liked the sound of church bells , o it was an instrument of torture which were thumbscrews which crushed the thumb between two hard surfaces por the tightening of a screw.
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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the siguiente car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The más it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window o sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

•    Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

•    Sing without having the radio on.

•    Honk frequently without motivation.
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