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Article by xSoulOfFury posted hace más de un año
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If tu could visit my page, link , I would appreciate it. comentario leaving tu page link if tu have one and Ill visit it. If tu like my dragons, visit each one, and become a fan, please. If tu dont have one but want one, visit dragcave.net and create an account. Go to the cave and click an egg at the bottom o click "take one of those" and click an egg there. Go to eggswillbedragons.com and click "add scroll" and type your nombre de usuario in. Youll be getting vistas and unique vistas por the hundreds.
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Opinion by thespikedturtle posted hace más de un año
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Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one tu may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, por today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today is someones looks and talents, and it bugs me. I guess I'm alone on that one...

And I'm nice. I purposely try to keep doors open for people, and I almost always say "thank you" o "please." Most people think that being nice is just keeping them out of their thoughts, o just not being a complete jerk to them. But I know what true kindness is about, and few people in my school actually are No one else seems to care about this one either...
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Guide by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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Too Much Water?
Is it true that drinking too much water can kill you?

Yes, but not easily. It may be hard to believe, but tu can actually die from water intoxication. How much water do tu need to drink to overdose on it? Well, it's not the amount so much as what you're doing and how fast tu drink it. Most at risk are athletes who drink large amounts of water as they complete marathons o other extreme sporting events. Most endurance athletes need anywhere from eight to sixteen ounces per hour, but too much más than that can be dangerous, causing seizures and death. What happens is the large amount of water all at once
overwhelms the body's cells, partly por diluting the body's sodium, potassium, and electrolytes. The cells become too puffed up and disrupt normal body functioning. Brain cells can swell, causing disorientation like tu see in intoxicated people.
Athletes are already losing salts through sweating and they need
más than just water to replace them. That's why sports drinks, like Gatorade, are better than water when you're running a marathon. They replace the electrolytes and salts.
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List by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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Was there really an official
seven wonders of the world?
What are they?"
There certainly were, although most of them are gone, lost to the mists of history. Although most people know that a lista exists, few can name them. The lista of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World was originally compiled around the segundo century B.C. These "wonders" rivaled those created por nature in their size, majesty, and beauty. Six of the seven wonders no longer stand, having been destroyed por natural disaster o por humans. In chronological order, the Seven Wonders were:

1) The Great Pyramid of Giza -
A gigantic stone structure near the ancient city of Memphis, serving as a tomb for the Egyptian Pharaoh Khufu. The only Wonder which does not require a descripción por early historians and poets as it is the only one still standing. The pyramid still stands at the city of Giza, a necropolis of ancient Memphis, and today part of Greater Cairo.

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Review by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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Here are some interesting facts.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

A tiburón can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of ingredients in the sauce.

A rata can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

A pasa, pasas de uva dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A person cannot taste comida unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!
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List by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy acebo died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If tu toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
más like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card dicho he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame calle were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes.

Walt disney was afraid of mice.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

Chevy Chase's real first name is Cornelius.

Moon was Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name.

Virginia Woolf wrote all her libros standing.
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Opinion by K5-HOWL posted hace más de un año
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When life gives tu a hundred reasons to cry, mostrar life that tu have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who tu are and say what tu feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your corazón broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend o maybe even fall in amor with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and amor like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no segundo chances. tu just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to tu and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances o fall in amor and most of all, live in the moment because every segundo tu spend angry o upset is a segundo of happiness tu can never get back
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List by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

mariposas taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard por the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases más energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders más than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animales that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 o older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
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List by nessienjake posted hace más de un año
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wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!


[b]Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while tu sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to buscar for water.
(FACT!)

John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
(FACT!)

Among the música catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When tu arrive at the siguiente stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If tu are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to open the doors. Instead try to open them manually. When this does not work, yell, scream, pound on them, and stamp your feet. If someone attempts to help you, slap them.

Stand in the aisle and loudly have a pretend phone conversation with yourself.

Bring a sleeping bag and sleep on the bus.
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Article by bellabrowneyes posted hace más de un año
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with tu guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person siguiente to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your preguntas to the class.

6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.

8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".

9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
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Article by 1122ridr posted hace más de un año
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Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with pingüino, pingüino de stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy o what? Do tu think I'm going insane? I bet that tu do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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Hi. I hate you. And tu know why? tu have no respect for others. tu say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! tu are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. tu insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make tu popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. tu might have called me selfish, tu might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. tu try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble. I might not have great sarcasam o know how to use 'in retrespect' properly, but I can do many other things. I have my dignity and carry it in the pocket of my heart. Is that nice? Is it nice to tu to insult? Do tu think that's polite? No. If I did that to you, tu would've called the fucking cops on me. Well at least I'm nice. At least I can deal with it. I have people skills, unlike you. tu make up all this bullcrap and expect people to believe it. tu know what else? I have a LIFE. Yes, a L-I-F-E. tu just sit around watching South Park all day. And something else. I might've insulted...
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Article by disneyboy122 posted hace más de un año
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The war between our worlds was finally over.Many people had lost their lives.Both innocent people and Valiente soldiers. My family was gone and many others as well. Why did we let this happen. How could we let this happen. our world was ending and theirs was barely remaining. I was on the ground almost motienless. I was bleeding badly,scared and hopeless.All our hope was gone. I looked up and my family was their. In that moment, the sky turned from blue to red. The blood of those who had died was dripping from the heavens. My eyes soon closed but a big smile came across my face. Our world had ended and I was gone. I was in a better place. My sorrow,pain,troubles,and feelings had faded. Even in death, I will never forget when our sky turned red.
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Opinion by ThatDamnLlama posted hace más de un año
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I couldn't post this as a pregunta since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight fan on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. tu can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a comentario to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the pregunta had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a puñetazo, ponche in the stomach. tu might be wondering why I am making a big deal out this. When I first started fanpopping, I wanted to make a good impression on people por mostrando that while I am only thirteen-years-old, I have good grammar and don't 'typee lyk dis all da time'. So when I was told I was illiterate, I took that to the heart.
I started seeing comentarios made por her everywhere all over the Harry Potter vs Twilight spot, correcting all the Harry Potter fans' grammar (ie: "a comma after the word fan. *sigh*). It makes it seem like she doesn't have a good...
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Fan fiction by TOTALFan posted hace más de un año
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WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, tu told me."

Paige:"Why tu here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop por and tell tu I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?

Jake:"What's up?"

Erek:"Where the hell did tu come from?"

Jake:"Hehe, I'm sneaky.Anyway's, come with me."
Jake grabbed Erek por the wrist and started to run.

Erek:"What!What are tu doing?!"
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List by candyangel posted hace más de un año
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. dragones say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. pescado say blub blub blub.

13. unicornios say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutos early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything tu write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutos into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that tu talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted hace más de un año
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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.


10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted hace más de un año
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I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10.Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11.Say, "Interesting... más floaters than sinkers."

12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread maní, cacahuete mantequilla on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall muro of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could tu kick that back over here please?"
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted hace más de un año
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1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make amor with you.


2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your
contact lens.


3. puñetazo, ponche the body and tell people that he hit tu first.


4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.


5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.


6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.


7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.


8. Ask the widow to give tu a kiss.


9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.


10. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him
into the coffin.

11. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.


12. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.

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Opinion by MegaNerd posted hace más de un año
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This piece takes place on a playa in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits siguiente to me on the crooked árbol that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still mostrar in her eyes and the grime of battle still showed across her face.

"Couldn't sleep, how about you?" I look at her, her voice sounded warm but somewhat distant. "Yeah, me neither." I tried to sound comforting, but fear was still echoing in my voice. Alice turned toward the rising moon as I did too. We watched as it drifted over the sea, leaving its reflection in the water. "Do tu ever think we'll return home?" Alice had sounded más sad than usual, "I don't know." I said, "But we must help this realm before it is gone from the blood shed and decay of the war."
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted hace más de un año
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Found this on the net. If it's been publicado here before (Because I'm not sure if it has) let me know and I'll remove it...


1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.

2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs.

3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.

4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.

5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.

6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits siguiente to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here tu can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen tu in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were tu thinking?" Angrily mover to...
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could tu stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..

That's cool! Now can tu make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
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