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Opinion by ThatDamnLlama posted hace más de un año
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I couldn't post this as a pregunta since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight fan on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. tu can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a comentario to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the pregunta had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a puñetazo, ponche in the stomach. tu might be wondering why I am making a big deal out this. When I first started fanpopping, I wanted to make a good impression on people por mostrando that while I am only thirteen-years-old, I have good grammar and don't 'typee lyk dis all da time'. So when I was told I was illiterate, I took that to the heart.
I started seeing comentarios made por her everywhere all over the Harry Potter vs Twilight spot, correcting all the Harry Potter fans' grammar (ie: "a comma after the word fan. *sigh*). It makes it seem like she doesn't have a good...
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Fan fiction by TOTALFan posted hace más de un año
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WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, tu told me."

Paige:"Why tu here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop por and tell tu I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?

Jake:"What's up?"

Erek:"Where the hell did tu come from?"

Jake:"Hehe, I'm sneaky.Anyway's, come with me."
Jake grabbed Erek por the wrist and started to run.

Erek:"What!What are tu doing?!"
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List by candyangel posted hace más de un año
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. dragones say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. pescado say blub blub blub.

13. unicornios say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutos early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything tu write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6. Bring cheerleaders.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutos into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that tu talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted hace más de un año
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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.


10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted hace más de un año
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I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10.Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11.Say, "Interesting... más floaters than sinkers."

12.Using a small squeeze tube, spread maní, cacahuete mantequilla on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall muro of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could tu kick that back over here please?"
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted hace más de un año
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1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make amor with you.


2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your
contact lens.


3. puñetazo, ponche the body and tell people that he hit tu first.


4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.


5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.


6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.


7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.


8. Ask the widow to give tu a kiss.


9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.


10. Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him
into the coffin.

11. Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the deceased.


12. Slip a whoopee cushion under the widow.

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Opinion by MegaNerd posted hace más de un año
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This piece takes place on a playa in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits siguiente to me on the crooked árbol that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still mostrar in her eyes and the grime of battle still showed across her face.

"Couldn't sleep, how about you?" I look at her, her voice sounded warm but somewhat distant. "Yeah, me neither." I tried to sound comforting, but fear was still echoing in my voice. Alice turned toward the rising moon as I did too. We watched as it drifted over the sea, leaving its reflection in the water. "Do tu ever think we'll return home?" Alice had sounded más sad than usual, "I don't know." I said, "But we must help this realm before it is gone from the blood shed and decay of the war."
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List by IsabellaMCullen posted hace más de un año
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Found this on the net. If it's been publicado here before (Because I'm not sure if it has) let me know and I'll remove it...


1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.

2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs.

3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.

4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone that there's a secret scene before the credits end. While everyone stays to watch the "Secret Scene"(which does not exist) stand up and leave without anyone noticing.

5. Pretend to cough wildly and die when the trailers are playing.

6. If the theater is packed and a stranger sits siguiente to you, go "Oh my god, is... is that you?" From here tu can take many approaches. One is,"I haven't seen tu in ages! Give your buddy a hug!" Another is,"You lying bastard! What the hell were tu thinking?" Angrily mover to...
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could tu stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..

That's cool! Now can tu make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
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List by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if tu can try the harmomonica o the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo, which Lady Gaga used, than her hair was all ugly, than some guy with a microphone and a pretty hat estola it, than he turned it into a body again and burned it..." tu get the point.

6. In the middle of rehersing a song, yell "MARY HAD A LITTLE cordero AND ATE IT TOO"

7. Dress up as Richard Simmons. Go into band, and yell "Come on guys! Let's do this!" in a Richard Simmons accent.
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Article by TDItwin posted hace más de un año
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here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this misceláneo ninger play (sorry if i offend tu i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a mes so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are tu in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what tu mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for tu !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate tu !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO tu EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 segundos till tu all cry total ninger theme song
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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim tu are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe tu but DONT give up, see how far tu can get ( WARNING, may result in tu being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when tu are the only one laughing.

4. when the plane is still on the ground, Rock back and forth in your asiento and say aloud "THIS TURBULANCE SURE IS ROUGH!!"

5. Wear rags and a headscarf, claim that your name is Svetolafoson Frojhkyhkjuhjdj and that tu are being deported back to Estonia, look pleased when your told that this plane is not going there. say "Really?!, u haf not met me if zey ask zen, ok?!"
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List by jedigal1990 posted hace más de un año
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all tu twilight enamorados who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's pregunta asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So tu know i didn't include anything about the war between those who amor and those who hate twilight o anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the pregunta i am responding to

picks
link

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Opinion by itachifan1 posted hace más de un año
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Number: 12

Nickname: none

Tag Line: To care for us

Age: 10-11

Gender: Female

Created: 9/23/99

Creator: beyond

Height: 5 and a half inches

Weight: 3-4 pounds

Weapon/Items:a big scythe.medicine,healing powders.ointments,and herbs

likes: jupiter,ari,SN,and clockwerk

dislikes:repians




Personal Quote: "wellllll"

Personality: She is caring,protective, sensitive, and hyper

Info:12 likes to play around.she can kick culo when she needs to

nine role play link:link
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Opinion by itachifan1 posted hace más de un año
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List by kitty2264 posted hace más de un año
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service escritorio and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid o a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.

7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

8. mover a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick tu out
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Opinion by llamalover565 posted hace más de un año
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So whenever ur in a crowded place i find that it is really fun to ummmmm well play some jokes on misceláneo passerby!!!! if ur like me read on.................

The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 o 5 dollar bill.
Get some chocolate icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching o see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing on ur finger. Then walk away!!! ohhh it's really good when a friend looks at the expressions then!!! priceless!


The siguiente best thing!
Okay so for this u have to be either in a park of @ a the boardwalk ( actually just somewhere where they have benches dedicated to people!
Stand near the bench.
Watch as someone approaches the bench, if they attempt to sit o go remotely near the bench........ approach.
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Opinion by Mephadowfangirl posted hace más de un año
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Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your favorito! spot, hoping to post some videos and pictures, answer preguntas and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an articulo o two. tu get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

tu are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting respuestas such as "you suck for liking this" o "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled to my own opinion!"

I bet a lot of people can relate to what I'm saying here. Some of the behavior on this site has got to stop! Going to other spots and flaming them is not only going against everything that fanpop stands for, but it's also EXTREMELY childish, and makes tu look like an idiot.

And the topics aren't just limited to such silly things such as Twilight o Lost, there is a broad spectrum of people disrespecting each other. People who have strong political and/or religious vistas go to spots they don't agree with and bash the members there.
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Opinion by llamalover565 posted hace más de un año
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Okay so if tu live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The siguiente day, cut the balloons off and tu got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when tu can barely mover as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things, but i find this especially fun!

2. Jump out of a árbol with a sled. It's that simple.........climb the árbol (with a sled) , and jump. The árbol does have to be on a colina though, o else u just go down and flop into the snow. That doesn't sound as fun, but i'll have to try and get back to you.

3. *ONLY IF tu HAVE A POOL - WITH A COVER THAT CAN HOLD WIEGHT!!!!!*
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Guide by skipperluvs posted hace más de un año
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if tu ever, one día decide to call me that. If tu think I'm insane, run away, because tu are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too tu a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. tu think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .



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Opinion by ilovepenguins posted hace más de un año
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time tu turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him o her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he o she has anything for body lice.

8. After visiting the bakery section, go up and down the aisles exclaiming, “My buns are squishy!”

9. While arguing with an invisible friend, tu proceed to play tug-of-war over an item.

10. Hold your nose while standing in line at the meat department.
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Article by Twilight_Dream posted hace más de un año
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ok, so today i looked up how to make your own lip gloss on google and looked through what came up to find an easy one. well i came to this one, and this seemed the easiest without having to use and get a thousand materials. i made some and it turned out awesome. so i wanted to share this with the rest of you, enjoy.:)

Step 1: Gather Your Materials

To make your own lip gloss, tu will need the following:
Petroleum gelatina, jalea (Vaseline)
Lip gloss containers
A microwave-safe dish—one with a spout if you've got it
Microwave
Spoon
To individualize your lip gloss, tu can add your choice of the following:
Colorant: Lipstick o Kool Aid
Sparkles and/or glitter
Flavoring: A small amount of honey and/or vanilla, mint o almendra extract

Step 2: Making Lip Gloss

Since the petroleum gelatina, jalea is your base, the amount of it tu use will be roughly equal to the resulting amount of lip gloss. The recipe can be easily adjusted to produce más o less lip gloss. tu may have to do a bit of experimenting with the ingredients to get the right mix, but that's part of the fun!
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Article by Twilight_Dream posted hace más de un año
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what tu think."

7. Claim that tu must always wear a bicycle casco as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying más any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way."
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