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List by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these frases are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring tu back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in amor and tu get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the amor tu have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one of the chosen few who went ahead and fell for you. I'm out of vogue, I'm out of touch. I fell too fast, I feel too much. I thought that tu might have some consejos to give on how to be insensitive." - Jann Arden

6. "We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. por the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness." - David Weatherford
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List by BeautysOverated posted hace más de un año
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1.    Run to the parte superior, arriba of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a camello in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend New Years in an exotic location
13.    Hike in a tropical rainforest
14.    Shower in a waterfall
15.    Swim with a dolphin
16.    Scuba diva
17.    Dance bare feet in the Trevi fuente at midnight
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? tu know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let tu go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are tu enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling tu how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
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Opinion by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the mantequilla all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.



7. Are tu ready for segundos yet?

8. It's a little dry; do tu still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do tu think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. tu still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after tu put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
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Opinion by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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Do tu have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause tu to spit and ask tu not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. tu fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






maní, cacahuete butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. tu blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All día long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When tu blow me tu feel good. What am I?
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Guide by Lady10358 posted hace más de un año
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1.

Step 1. Find a misceláneo phone number in the phone book.
Step 2. Call the person.
Step 3. Say "I want a pepperoni pizza!" And wait to see what happens.

2.


Step 1. When tu walk in the neighborhood Bet your friend that they can stand on one foot for a SUPER long time.
Step 2. While they do it, knock on some grouchy neighbor's door.
Step 3. Run and leave your friend confused!


1. Credit: Me

2. Credit: Google.com

PLEASE SHARE AND SAVE IF tu LIKE
MY FRIEND HELPED WITH 1.
GOOGLE.COM HELPED WITH 2.

THIS IS THE COPYRIGHT OF LADY10358!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY o I WILL FLAG AS SPAM!
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List by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells tu a joke and tu say "LOL".

3. tu watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. tu have called out someone's screen name while making amor to your significant other.

5. tu keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. tu have to get a 2d phone line just so tu can call pizza Hut.

9. tu go into labour and tu stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.

10. tu have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.

11. tu no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, o complete sentences.

12. tu have met over 100 AOLers.

13. tu begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
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Guide by Lady10358 posted hace más de un año
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are tu OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's halloween go to the costume section and grab a halloween bag and go up to a misceláneo person and say "Trick o treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if tu know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in his\her carro and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When tu see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T SEEN tu IN SO LONG!"
7. Grab a guitarra go up to a misceláneo chick and sing Boom Boom Pow while playing nonsense on the guitar.
8. Squirt water pistolas at people.
9. Find the hula hoops and buy a Hawaiian falda then Hula hoop with you're Hawaiian falda infront of a customer and wait till they get super mad.
10. wait outside the bathroom doors and wait till a boy is about to go in the boy stall then say "The signs have been switched." and see what will happen.
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Guide by BlackSunshine posted hace más de un año
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I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
tu call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the día o week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have tu taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle tu with the telephone wire because I had wished to do the same!

Prank Call Idea #2
Call up the local Chinese eat out and insist on ordering some American fast comida and why they should include it in the menu! Throw a tantrum!

Prank Call Idea #3
Here’s another funny and irritating prank call idea. The conversation should go as follows. The person who picks up the line would obviously say-
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Opinion by zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
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How is breaking Dawn Part 1 even going to be PG-13 with the serious scenes?!

Have tu seen them?
[FRIENDS OPINIONS]

It's so serious!
Too much!
Nessi(my cousin) won't be able to see it!
It is a lot..
I might even wait until it's on demand!
O.O
I'm sorry... Are tu sure this is PG-13?
That's real? Yeah, real serious bull...
I'm shocked.

[PARENTS]

And my daughters want to see THAT?!
I got kids who are barely 10 and want to see it? No way!
Woah... My children will still see it... Just after the movie, I'll knock 'em out hard enough so they won't remember!
PG-13? PUH-LEASE!

My Opinion

It's way too much for kids. Teenagers who understand it might see it but... there's some who would be a bit... Upset?

[REAL DEAL]

New pictures from Breaking Dawn have been released WITHOUT permission! I read this from the Twilight Series wall:
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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hola guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the fuente if available. Any others tu may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have más zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times a year. O_O -.- O_O yup...

5)The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. EW..

6)Hershey's Kisses are called like that cause of the sound the chocolate makes while being extruded in the manufacturing process.

7)Bullet proof vests, fuego escapes, laser printers and windshields all have been invented por women.
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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Angel
ángel Eyes
ángel Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I amor to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I amor to be called this one)
Babykins
Baby amor
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Beloved
Blossom
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Bumpkin
Buttercup
mariposa
dulces
cereza, cerezo
Cherub
Chick
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Cinnamon
Cookie
Cuddles
Cuddly
Cuteness
Cutie
Darling
Dear
Dearest
Dear corazón
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Diamond
Doll
paloma
Dream barco (this one makes us sound kinda fat)
Dream Girl
bola de masa hervida (same as the dream boat)
Egghead (call a girl this one its over)
Eye dulces
Flame
flor
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, o to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get tu in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly por giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the siguiente family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - tu may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin gorra, cap and feed him grapes when tu use this one.

6. Cowboy - this is especially endearing for the male who is quite the opposite, such as a computer nerd.

7. Cuddly oso, oso de - get yourself a Build a oso, oso de and save your boyfriend the embarrassment.

8. Handsome - is another classic cute boyfriend nickname that most guys still appreciate. If however, your boyfriend is a pimply-faced dweeb he may think you're making fun if tu use this name. (i call mine this)
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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1. ángel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying o you'll get some action faster than a pit toro on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all tu want even if she is the kind who will out chug tu in cerveza and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names tu never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get tu in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" o "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
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List by TDIlover4ever posted hace más de un año
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1. If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

2. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

3. President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

5. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

6. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

7. In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are tu there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

8. The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's tu and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

tu teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right

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List by ladyshela posted hace más de un año
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Found this online

A break up is like a broken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

I can't escape the thought of you.
Even in my dreams tu are there.
It's not fair how your gone,
and how you're moving on so fast,
while I am still living in the past.

Breaking up is not a stupid thing;
instead it makes tu a better person
and realize your mistakes.

Letting go of someone dear to tu is hard,
but holding on to someone
who doesn't even feel
the same is much harder.
Giving up doesn't mean tu are weak!
It only means that
tu are strong enough to let go!

Breaking up is just like
having the worst nightmare after
having the best dream.

Sometimes we tend to be in despair
when the person we amor leaves us,
but the truth is, it's not our loss,
but theirs, for they left the only person
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List by TDIlover4ever posted hace más de un año
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01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. dicho ‘I amor you’ and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the parte superior, arriba of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby’s diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. dado más than tu can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
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Article by HaleyDewit posted hace más de un año
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FASHION designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana may stand trial for allegedly failing to pay taxes on más than $1 billion in income.

The pair — whose designs have been worn por the likes of Madonna, Justin Bieber, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Bosworth and Kylie Minogue among others — are accused of defrauding the Italian revenue agency and authorities say they failed to pay taxes on más than $1 billion in income.

The designing duo were indicted in November after being accused of setting up a holdings company in Luxembourg in order to evade high Italian taxes. Authorities have been investigating them for más than two years.

“Since when does one have to pay taxes on money one never actually collected? It’s an absurd demand based on a completely abstract calculation,” They had dicho in a statement in late 2010. “This higher taxable sum … is a virtual figure we have never received, the result of a theoretical accounting exercise.”

If convicted, Dolce and Gabbana could face a maximum sentence of five to seven years in prison.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what tu want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee más than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My corazón skips a beat
When tu walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
tu go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
amor and my friend
I wanna be with tu until the end

I give my corazón and my soul to you
To make tu see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant tu see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what tu want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee más than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

Oh-o-o-oa
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Article by moolah posted hace más de un año
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I amor my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a año and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this letter in the time capsule for school for people to remember me. I want tu to remember me por my favorito! perfume and my favorito! movies. Not por my cancer. That would make me sad, so make me happy and remember me por some of my favorito! things.
    I used to play baloncesto on a team with my friends Naomi, Levi, and Jordyn. I amor basketball, my favorito! team is the Lakers. I also like football. I amor the Steelers because they are a great team. I amor sports and the Orioles are my favorito! baseball team. I also played field hockey with my...
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Article by yoj123 posted hace más de un año
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I was walking inicial from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ballena drove por in his sedan and dicho happy halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went inicial and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a pescado tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff

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Article by moodystuff449 posted hace más de un año
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“Unheeded warnings pushed me to the ground,

They pushed harder and harder till they knocked me down.

Only left with the desire to rise,

Into those lovely empyreal skies.

My wrongdoings, my feelings of hate,

Caused me to carry this troublesome weight.

To make things right is not always the goal,

I will be free when I earn someone’s soul.

I must win one heart,

Somehow, someway,

o after ten years I won’t live one más day.

My dire situation, with my trust and my fear,

I must find just one person, one person to hold dear.

The skies are calling,

I’m wanting to fly.

My wings are broken, frozen stiff and bare.

But I must find someone,

Somehow, somewhere,

To help with the search, to help with my goal,

I must capture,

An untainted new soul.”
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Fan fiction by moolah posted hace más de un año
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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right por me, it gives me más time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby, whenever she is sleeping, and Emmett has the best eyes-they are a silky blue and they look as soft as a bunny. We kept Jordyn and Emmett and they know, sleep, eat, burp, and poop. I’m in school still, but things get even crazier because I have my little sister, Annie and my little brother, James living with me. My older sister, Hailey took Greg, our poodle and went and decided to live with her boyfriend, Martin. My twin brothers that are older than me, took the great responsibility of taking our two hermit crabs, John and Pauline. They are so mature.
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Opinion by HuddyJoy0524 posted hace más de un año
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FHM Magazine released a lista a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do tu all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people o that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late mostrar With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved por The Bell
40. Harry T. Stone - Night Court
39. Twiki - Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
38. Joanie Cunningham - Happy Days
37. Joan Rivers - E!
36. Capt. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce - M*A*S*H
35. Orville "Rick" Wright - botella doble, magnum P.I.
34. Flo Castleberry - Alice
33. Rod Roddy - The Price Is Right
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