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posted by dinglebell14
1. Tired of Trying, sick of crying, Ya I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying....

2. I don't use excuses, Don't ask why...
It's just a breakdown, it happens all the time...
So get out of my face, don't even try...
You want to help me? Just let me cry!

3. I don't want to admit it,
It was easier to lie,
And hide the hurt and emptiness,
to smile instead of cry.

4. Nobody really cares if your miserable,
so tu might as well be happy. :'|

5. Everyones going to hurt you.... sooner o later tu just have to decide who's worth going through the pain.

6. If someone really loves you,
They will never hurt you,
And if...
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posted by PsychadelicSkye
~A bucket lista (for those who don't know) is a lista of things tu want to do before tu die.
~This lista I made is all in FUN
~Not all the things listed are meant to be taken seriously
~Make a lista of your own if tu enjoyed this :)

1- Fall in amor with a werewolf..
2- Write a book about a wizard named Harry Potter and...wait J.K. Rowling already wrote about that...shiz nuggets
3- Write a book about a girl named Bella that falls in amor with a vampire named Edw- tu KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP ON escritura A BOOK! ALL THOSE IDEAS ARE TAKEN now im sad
4- Understand algebra
5-Have my own cooking mostrar ...even...
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Okay so everyone knows that it's the best when your parents absolutely spaz.....especially when u change ur appearance.!!!

So first get a small container of leave in conditioner... the type u put in your hair when its really staticy

Then pick the color comida dye that u want ( u can mix colores if u want)

siguiente mix small portions of both until u get the color u want

Finally take a clean mascara brush wand thing( as long as tu can use it as a comb its fine) and comb it into ur hair

Finally walk down stairs and just casually talk to ur parenst, friends anyone and just soak in the reaction.

The conditioner comes right out and its super quick and fun

There ya go .....i might post a " how to do it" video...hmmm

Anyway.. ENJOY!!1
Hi everyone!

This articulo will rank the celebridades I think are most attractive from least to best. And obviously this is just my opinion :)

Female:

10. Bae Suzy

One of the most beautiful K-pop idols. She looks so graceful and sophisticated yet cute at the same time.




9. Gracie Gold

The Olympic oro medalist for figure skating a while back in 2014. Her smile is just adorable :) I want it. And her makeup is awesome; she looks so cute.



8. Elizabeth Taylor

Those eyelashes, those violeta eyes, that face, that figure . . . she was just gorgeous overall.



7. Audrey Hepburn

My favorito! classic...
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posted by Hot_n_cold
ALL CREDIT GOES TO ----> link


The Game (noun) - Something tu just lost.

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to mostrar how talented they are.

Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having seguro sex.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.

Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason tu passed your French...
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My friend and I were bored so we wrote this, a parody of the song "Don't Stop Believing" por Journey.

just a small town meme, living in a lonely world, took the trolling train going annnyyywhheeerrreee

just a city meme, born and raised in 4chan threads, took the trolling train going anyyyywheeeeree

A troller in a darkened room, the smell of cerveza and cheap snack fooodds. For a lol they can share the thread. It goes on and on and on and on.

trollers waiting, up and down the reaction pics, n00bs searching knowyourmeme in the night. screenlights memers, living just to find tfw. hiding somewhere in...
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posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely amor my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place tu can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do tu think tu are messing with? Don't tu know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by BellaCullen96
"Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that tu haven’t lost your shoes since tu did this.
Agree to organize the company navidad party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but tu didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat entire raw potatoes.
Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder. Sit and watch to see how many people fall for it.
Bring in dishes that tu tried to cook but didn’t turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
Build...
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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an artículos on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an articulo about reasons why tu should do pointe
1. tu get to be taller
2. tu can use them in self defense
3. tu can... what tu don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 hora Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.at school when its lunch run around the school saying 'THE SKY IS FALLING RUN AWAY RUN WAY IT WILL CRUSH US ALL' in a dramatic voice.

2.in class stand at the front of the room and stare and everyone then shout 'WHAT ARE U LOSES STARING AT whatever it is it must be beautiful and handsom' do an amazing pose.

3.at a shopping mall ride up and down on the escalators and shout 'OMG THE GROUND IS MOVING ITS AN EARTHQUAKE RUN' and try running up the escalator thats going down.

4.in a shopping mall sit in the middle of an isle and sing a song.


5.at school go around hugging everyone of the same sex and...
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posted by NinaDobrev13
- I decided to cancelar my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.

- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.

- Have tu ever had a fly o small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?

- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'

- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes....
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für guarida, den Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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FRIENDS: Will comfort tu when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
_______________________________________________________________

FRIENDS: Will be there for tu when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
_______________________________________________________________

FRIENDS: Helps tu up when tu fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
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FRIENDS: Helps tu find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings...
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posted by KatelynBrown
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT por SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as tu read... Be sure tu don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that tu would like to have chocolate (try for más than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number por 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it por 50. I’ll wait while tu get the calculator ...

5. If tu have already had your birthday this año (2013) add 1763 *; If tu haven’t, add 1762 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit año that tu were born ...

tu should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times tu want to have chocolate each week) ...

The siguiente two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

If tu don't believe, check this website:
link

Thanks!


Your demigodishness,
K
So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my favorito! characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past o fantasía time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
tu Might be a Child of the 80's If...
You have deep, personal relationships via computers with people you've never met in real life before.


The phrase "going courting", to you, means fighting an unjust traffic ticket o playing tennis.


You know, por heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song.


The Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories.


Songs por Debbie Gibson still haunt tu to this day.


Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar?


You remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend".


You remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of...
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posted by australia-101
100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that tu are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the siguiente misceláneo thing no matter how ridiculous o stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them tu can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...
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posted by Bluekait
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The siguiente day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 año old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If tu can catch me, tu can have me."

Without a segundo thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the siguiente four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as tu walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at tu for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by Gangster-Girl
- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a cama of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your almohada X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...
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