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Opinion by teamsalvatore98 posted hace más de un año
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(from 20-1 <3)
20. running out of toilet paper
19. repetitive ads
18. my parents telling me I need to do something productive
17. that día of the año when all your good clothes are dirty and your parents won't let tu wear dirty clothes so tu have to wear shit-clothes that look boyish (or girlish) on you.
16. the number 45
15. the letter W (i mean seriously. it isn't a double-u its a double-v.)
14. whores/prostitutes/sluts/man-whores
13. police officers
12. eating meat
11. when someone reports me for something completely stupid
10. people teasing me (my dad does this) because I'm a klutz
9. justin bieber
8. rosado, rosa (the color the artist is cool)
7. non-believers
6. assholes
5. imvu ads (selling sex again, IMVU?)
4. eHarmony commercials
3. hypocrites
2. posers
1. hypocrites who are posers and think they're so cool when they're really just stupid morons.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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A ball it goes up and down its so round
it bounces up and down
up and around
ANYWAYS!
Well HI!
I'm Invader Calliope!
Well it's time to dance!
LALALALA *STEP STEP* LALALALALALALALALALALA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amazing! Dance!
now time to make face
:P
:o
:D
:H
:l
C:
:R
:A
:Q
OK!
OMG LOOK IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!
Now IT'S FRED!
NOW IT'S TAYLOR!
NOW IT'S DAVID!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
i hope tu enjoyed!
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List by fanfly posted hace más de un año
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One of the banners that I made that didn't get chosen for the spot!
So I really don't expect anyone to read this but I've just been thinking about my sad addiction to making banners and iconos for spots. In fact, I made the banner for this spot! I just recently asked the F4 to change yet another banner for me and I've decided to make a lista of all the spots where I've made the banner and/or icon. For my own amusement really- I just amor to make lists!


link *banner only
link *banner/icon
link *banner/icon
link *banner only
link *banner/icon & I created the spot
link *banner/icon
link *banner/icon & I created the spot
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Opinion by CUTEDXC posted hace más de un año
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this is a true story about my life
(cj is my crush kara grace chloe ra'janir and rockstar23456 are my friends)

kara-ok amber (amber is me CUTEDXC)dont get mad at me but CJ sent me a dulces gram

me-WHAT!?!?!?! :o

grace-oh crap...HEY HOLD AMBER BACK

me-*start to chase kara while ra'janir and grace hold me back*

LATER

grace-why did u sent kara a dulces gram?

cj-cuz i like her

grace-*comes and tells me* umm...amber cj likes kara

me-...*drops books*...WHAT!?!?!?!?!

LATER me chloe grace and rockstar23455 are walking up the stairs

chloe-OK CJ DOES NOT LIKE KARA

cj is behind her when she dicho that

me-omg *runs up the stairs*

THE siguiente día

cj-so kara do u want to go out?

me-*i run away*

kara-sorry cj some one already likes u

cj-let me guess...AMBER
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Article by Musiclover456 posted hace más de un año
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please forgive
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.

why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the pregunta
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's

why is the pregunta to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the corazón feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased


that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.
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Fan fiction by Gothheart13 posted hace más de un año
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MTAWGADTH.ADWG.DWTGA.MWPH.OWGAMPJAWNDGMDA lol (JUST KIDING)
Yo mama so fat that when she wore a yellow rope the sun wanted to marry her.LOL
Knock knock Whos their Justin beiber Justin beiber who JUSTIN BEIBER WITH UGLY FEAVER.
SAY I IF U HATE JUSTIN BEIBER.
LALALA BLAH BLAH BLAH WAT TO DO.
I WANT GLASSES.
Spell i cup then say colors.
I LUV CHOCLATE.
I Rock.
DJ TURN IT UP THEN PEE IN A CUP.NOW KIDS HAV FUN NOW WERE DONE.WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELIN GREENER THAN SHREK,SLEEPIN IN THE HOT TUB WITH A PAIN IN THE NECK.O HER EYES HER EYE THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR SO BLINDED SHE SO HORRIBLE THAT I TELL HER EVERYDAY JUST THE WAY U FART.

I WAS JUST BORED SO JUST I THIS HOPE U LIKE IT.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: hola lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were tu only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK tu HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 hora LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been más understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story por thing because tu know it's por me*
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One día in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: tu B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI fuego breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! fuego BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
Londres tipton: *raped*
THE END!
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -waves-
Now it's time to get seres i mean serues NO! uh..
SERIOUS.
Justin Bieber is dating selena gomez.
Well everyoe knew he had to fecha her o demi.
So have tu seen the amazing sci fi movie sharktopus XD.
Now let's see......
I need to get note cards for this.
Well i guess i'm going to have to do this!
Meebo Emoticons
(*)
(pacman)
:-*
(loser)
(liar)
(beaten)
(O_O)
(o.O)
(so)
(panda)
(emo)
(rapper)
(sarcasm)
(ghost)
(hug)
Well i'm getting tired of that
PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS!

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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Hi everyone it's me InvaderCalliope!

So how was your day?
Did tu do something bad?
Are tu a boy o a girl?
ADD ME!!!!!!
Would tu rather marry jb o barney?
The cookie monster will eat your cookies!
YAY I'M GONNA BE SICK! -pukes-
Let's sing a song!
tu would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as i fell asleep...............
I amor Invader Zim.
I got an 100 A on my project.
I'm watching Invader Zim right now.
I like tu :P
I gonna hug you!
Now let's all dance with gir
hola mr.wonderful, oh your so incredible
hola Mr.wonderful, wonderful to me
Hey...........................
I am awsome!
The End
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Guide by teamsalvatore98 posted hace más de un año
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The Capricorn goat.
The animal associated with your sign is this beautiful Goat, it is a surefooted animal that weighs in at an average of 150-300 pounds and reaching heights of 35-45 inches. Due to its hooves, with cushioned skid-proof pads for grip, the goat is very agile. This animal has a narrow head with slender, black horns that rise in a backward curve to a length of 10-12 inches. The capa is white and on the chin is a double beard of long hair.




The color of choice for Capricorn isBROWN
and most dark colores






BLACK ONYX
The beautiful Onyx is your starstone. Onyx is a type of agate (cryptocrystaline Quartz) that is recognized por the alternating, parallel bands of black and white. It is used for the carving of cameos, (a figure carved in the white layer which stands in relief against the black layer). If the white layer alternates with a different color then the agate is dado different names: if red it's carnelian-onyx, if brown it is sardonyx, and if the segundo layer is of the pale shades that characterizes common chalcedony it is called chalcedony-onyx. A solid piece of pure black Onyx is dyed. Agates...
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Opinion by 7things posted hace más de un año
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Shimmy - System Of A Down link

Education, fornication, in tu are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in tu are go
Don't be late for school again boy
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Education, fornication, in tu are go
Education subjugation, now you're out go
Education fornication, in tu are go
Don't be late for school again girl
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
I think me, I want life
I think me, I want a house and a wife
I want to shimmy-shimmy-shimmy
through the break of dawn yeah
Indoctrination of a nation
Indoctrination of a nation
Subjugation of damnation
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Opinion by MJangellover posted hace más de un año
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I write my own stuff , tu may accept ,you may refuse,Sometimes when everyone chases after o fights for his own
rights, business without being thoughtful like Issues
In courtroom and the victim becomes sometimes criminal o big murder not only for the people ,but when he twists the truth and turns it to lie, tu don't know even to believe him o not , tu become so lost , confused , tu lose your trust for life
like ,you built a big castillo on sand playa , and then
wind came and destroyed that castle, and If that criminal has something about may be harm tu , tu have to agree with him o trust him and when the whole matter ends tu don't know who tu are o
what's your purpose? , tu feel that life is endless and when tu try to know , tu fell on troubles
all of this happens in real world and more
tu may sometimes sure that something is true ,but
after a while ,you start to suspect that thing ,then life becomes like a carousel and tu don't know where tu are ,or where 's your siguiente place
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Article by vlad_todd_fan posted hace más de un año
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This is A TRUE STORY AND IF tu DON'T PASS THIS ON tu DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
o else I'm locked up,
All día long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,
My name is called,
I press myself,
Against the wall.

I try to hide,
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now,
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Opinion by Cantwait4book5 posted hace más de un año
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a toro so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize toro for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact tu to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, “I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a toro for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.”
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List by KilledbyanAngel posted hace más de un año
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Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an articulo - How to Say "I amor you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I amor you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)



6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě" (Czech)
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Ok
It's time!
Get your popcorn.
Get your root bear.
get your chair.
Get your potato chip and eat it.
Famous Quotes:
1.The Beginning is the most important part of work.
2.Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another. "What tu too? I thought i was the only one"
3.I shut my eyes in order to see.
4.Our Anxiety does not come from thinking about the future,but from wanting to control it.
5.A día With out laughter is a día wasted.
6.The Earth Has música For those who can listen.
7.Kind words can be short and easy to speak,but there echoes are turly endless.
8.You grow up the first día tu have first laugh- at yourself
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Opinion by foxyv17 posted hace más de un año
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This is an episode of NAME THAT SONG!!!
I will write down some lyric and tu will have to name the song and the singer/group!

1st song here it comes!

Breaking my back just to know your name,seventeen tracks.........

Ok siguiente one!

Baby up in here to night.No fighting!

last one for now!

Hello baby can I see tu smile! I'm going to a...

That it for now! por the way I just made this because I am really bored.....Ok bye! Dang it! The fanpop people say I need to make it longer so I will just write misceláneo words o letters.

blah blah blah hi hello This stinks! ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah!(mental breakdown)
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Opinion by teamsalvatore98 posted hace más de un año
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In the world of stereotypes...


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.



I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.



I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.



I FELL IN amor WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.


I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
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Opinion by LadyL68 posted hace más de un año
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♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I amor you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
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Opinion by LadyL68 posted hace más de un año
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In the world of stereotypes...


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.



I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.



I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.



I FELL IN amor WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.


I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

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List by KilledbyanAngel posted hace más de un año
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Dear Twilight fans,
Edward is a FAIRY.
Sincerely, Logic
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Dear push down and twist medicine bottles,
Not every one can multitask.
Sincerely, I.need.my.meds.
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Dear teacher,
Why didn't I go to the bathroom during lunch?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO THEN!
Sincerely, Annoyed Student
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Dear iPod,
tu fought bravely. But stay out of the laundry siguiente time.
Sincerely, Washing Machine
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Dear Parents,
I'm starting to realize that when tu send me to my room after
An argument it means tu _______.
A) had no comeback
B) realized I was right
C) both
Sincerely, The Troublemaker
P.S. LET ME OUT OF HERE!
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Dear men with receding hair,
Growing extreme amounts of facial hair does not distract
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Article by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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This is 100% true.
This all really did happen to me.

When i was little, me my mom and sister.
Live in this creepy blue house *it was big*
I wasn't scared because i was to young.
But I still remeber everything.
One of the weirdest things was when ever i went to
the back-yard i herd this creepy animal weird growl sound i did cry when i herd it and i was the only one in the family who herd it to.
Sometimes my sister mom and when my dad visted
carried me to the back yard teasing me. I was
crying and kicking.
Another one is my dreams they were so weird.
One dream i had was that i was on the dock and
my sister and mom were there too,and then a tiburón can and ate me *like jumped up and ate me*
A couple of the dreamz i had i can't remeber anymore.But one really long one it was a skellatin in my cama and when ever i tried to mover me bit me. When i woke up i ran outta cama and jumped into my mom's.
Another one is that there was this monster he was a shadow i think he may have been a ghost but then he jumped into my lamp *i think* and in the morning i checked my lamp and the ghost wasn't there.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Well I know emo isn't a type of person it's just a type of music.
So it's kinda like a sad story.
It's ok if tu cry.
So enjoy.
get your popcorn
Sit down on your chair
it didn't make me cry
STORY STARTS:
A girl named melanie
was being bullied at skool
People laughed at her
She pretended not to care and tryed not to listen
but inside it was killing her.
She felt no one cared about her
That is she died no one would attend her funeral
Until!
She met a boy within minutos of meeting him.
She was totally in love.
She knew he would never be interested in her.
So she went inicial and cryed uncontrolably.
The siguiente día at skool. He spoke to her.
She felt he was the one.
His name was James.
She Got to know him.
They became friends.
They fell in love.
She becomes happy.
Melanie: James i need to tell tu I amor tu más than i have ever loved anyone *she leans adelante, hacia adelante to hug him*
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List by Insane4ever posted hace más de un año
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Hello this is my 2nd lista of pointless superpowers enjoy....

1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when tu are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body

thank tu for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers

p.s. Can u fan this if u like it pls??!!?!
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