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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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I hope tu enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and tu failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail tu out of jail, a best friend will be sitting siguiente to tu saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the apuntalar, costa like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made tu smile
8:Clear as a campana my nody dicho "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments tu can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell tu off.
13:when I dicho "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when tu look back everythings different
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Guide by TeamSongz4eva posted hace más de un año
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MARY HAD A LITLE LMB LITLE LMB LITLE LMB MARY HAD A LITL3 LMB WHOSE FLECE WAS WHIET AS SNOW
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TWINKLE???!???? lol TWINKLA LITL3 STAR1!!!!1 WTF lol HOW I WONDAR WUT U AER1!!11! OMG UP ABOV3 TEH WORLD SO HIGH1!!1 WTF lol LIEK A DIMOND IN DA SKY1!11 TWINKL3 TWINKLE LITLA STAR!!11 OMG HOW I WONDER WUT U AER111!




i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33
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List by TeamSongz4eva posted hace más de un año
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RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 tu and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity

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List by TeamSongz4eva posted hace más de un año
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*again from the internet not my own**








1.Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.

3.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are más women than men, it pays to recycle.

4.Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

5.Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

6.Men amor to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

7.All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my almohada instead of a gun.
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Opinion by TeamSongz4eva posted hace más de un año
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**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why tu would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**



1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit tu first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

8.Ask the widow to give tu an enema.

9.Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

10.Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask him if he can sneak him into the coffin.

11.Place a hard boiled egg into the mouth of the deceased.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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THINGS I DISLIKE:
1:bogers
2.cold tolit seat
3:JB
4:the word LAME

THINGS I LIKE:
1:Invader Zim
2:anime
3:manga
4:drawing

WHAT THINGS I DO:
1:cosplay
2:watch tv
3:going to my clubes *Invader Zim and food* *only on mondays and tuesdays and fridays*
4: going to a practice *i do track*

OTHER STUFF:
1: WHO ARE YOU!
2:ADD ME!!!!
3:*hugglez*
4: :D

Ok so i hope tu enjoyed this article.
Have a nice friday.
Everyone....HI!
Do tu like to roleplay? well i like to roleplay!
CARAMELLDANSEN!!! I amor that dance!
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List by TeamSongz4eva posted hace más de un año
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**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the fuente of much amusement.

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"If tu are a burglar, then we're probably at inicial cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's seguro to leave us a message."

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not
here. So leave a message.

Hi. This is John:
If tu are the phone company, I already sent the money. If tu are my
parents, please send money. If tu are my financial aid institution, you
didn't lend me enough money. If tu are my friends, tu owe me money. If
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List by TeamSongz4eva posted hace más de un año
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**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.
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Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted hace más de un año
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34 misceláneo facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. música is my life.

6. I amor to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I amor to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I amor to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer o dancer when I'm older.

13. calle dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm a real softie. :)

15. I'd take a bullet for my mum, any day.

16. My teachers hate me. They make me seem like a cocky rebel, but I know that I'm not like that.

17. I amor cheese!
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Opinion by MJangellover posted hace más de un año
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Many critics have stated that America’s foreign policy was not going to change despite a change in the country’s leadership. However, the foreign policies adopted por different presidents have differed in various respects. Certain variations can also be seen between the foreign policies of the Obama and arbusto, bush administrations.

Both the arbusto, bush administration and the Obama administration have committed to a foreign policy that ensures the safety of Americans. However, the arbusto, bush presidency was marked por tensions in all spheres. In the first few months of his presidency, Obama has not faced any serious foreign policy issues. He has vowed to commit himself and his administration to a foreign policy that ensures the safety of Americans.

arbusto, bush was clear in declaring war on Iraq stating that the country was a threat to the world. His foreign policy was to bomba más troops into Iraq. But Obama has stated clearly that his mission will be to end the war in Iraq and focus on the challenges faced por that country. He has dicho the mission of US forces in Iraq will change drastically and that they will be engaged in training, equipping and advising the Iraqi Security Forces...
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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I HOPE tu ENJOY AND LEARN TEN THINGS ABOUT ME!
Now let's start
Plz take your seats
ok are tu ready well i will just go anyway!~
1. I have a youtube acount i am InvaderCalliope on youtube also
2.i am using a laptop
3.i cosplay alot
4.My fave mostrar is Invader Zim
5.I amor lectura manga
6.I can be very creepy sometimes
7. i amor to make this face :3
8. i have a pet ferret,cat,bunny,and 2 dogs
9.i amor to run
10.i am epic
Now i hope tu enjoyed lectura this.
Now let's party!
then we can start a riot!
YAY!
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Article by My8thUsername posted hace más de un año
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Today (well, okay, yesterday) in English class we were learning about facts and opinions, and the difference between them. Then we had to fill in an opinion sheet called "The Best", where it would say "The best [something] is..." and tu had to fill in the blank with what tu think is the best color/tv show/food/other is. When we were done, we shared ours with the rest of the class. One boy, Max, decided to share his...
Max: The best teacher is...Mrs.Short-Robertson!
Mrs.Short Robertson: [laughing] Oh, suck up.
Max: I dicho it was an opinion, not a fact.

A/N: See, I told tu purple isn't red. Turns out I was right after all...
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Opinion by keEeEeToOo posted hace más de un año
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Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cisne costume. Look at my naranja beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here tu are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look más ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
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Opinion by keEeEeToOo posted hace más de un año
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Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did tu press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
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Opinion by keEeEeToOo posted hace más de un año
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Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and registrarse us!
Allex: Ok. What are tu doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.

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Opinion by keEeEeToOo posted hace más de un año
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The adventure began when Jenny sat siguiente to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone. It slid away under his foot and he nearly fell over.
Uncle Jim grabbed his arm. They started into a narrow dark hole in the ground.
"What's down there?" asked Pete.
Uncle Jim knelt down and shone his torch into the hole.
"What can tu see?" asket Pete. Uncle Jim was silent.
"Oh! Isn't there anything down there?" asked Jenny. She sounded disappointed.
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List by Insane4ever posted hace más de un año
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1.the power to turn invisible when no ones looking
2.power to see through opened doors
3.power to give someone a orgasm por looking at em
4.power to turn into a bug but not turn back
5.power to teleport 1 inch
6.power to open unlocked doors with your mind
7.power to run into walls out of control
8.power to remove your brain but not put it back
9.power to crap chairs
10.power to say things twice
11.power to talk backwords
12.power to make wrong respuestas on preguntas n tests
13.power to see a brick infront of your face when there is none
14.power to laugh at a banana
15.power to make a monkey pee on you


thank tu for reading....there will be more....i did not think of most of these....i dicho all i wanted now bye n hope u get this powers.....

P.s. Could tu fan this if u like it...theres a green button somewhere near the begining please i need at least one of my artículos to be somewhere at the top.....thanks anyway u fan it o not
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Opinion by KateKicksAss posted hace más de un año
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“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“I know that tu believe tu understand what tu think I said, but I'm not sure tu realize that what tu heard is not what I meant.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag tu down to his level and beat tu with experience.”

“I refuse to answer that pregunta on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”

"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much."

"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest tu in a sarcastic comment?"
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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One día calliope and this girl named chloe (her friend)
Were sick so they couldn't go to skool.....
WHILE AT SKOOL
Oh no the disease if spreading!!!!!
MY HAIR NOT MY HAIR!
Calliope: this f****** sucks
chloe: *sleeping*
THE siguiente DAY
EVERYONE WITH THERE HEAd on there chin!
Calliope: Oh hola cassie
chloe: ummmm WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!!
calliope: tu look like aberham licoin o whatever!
Cassie: I KNOW MY HAIR WAS ON MY FACE THIS MORNING!
calliope: well thats weird.....
chloe: WELL YEAH
calliope: umm chloe everyone in skool has shaved heads i just herd that they are re-naming the skool aberham beards
chloe: WOW
buffy: WHO DID THIS TO ME!
calliope: buffy was at skool >.> how much did me miss
chloe: alot
calliope: Buffy tu should leave.....your creepy looking with that beard of yours
buffy: *cries*
calliope: well lets get to class
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Opinion by Cantwait4book5 posted hace más de un año
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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn tu dicho the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, unicornios

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampiros are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your libros are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous


Dear America,
tu produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than tu can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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OK
SO TODAY MY MOM GOT ME INVADER ZIM PANTIES!!!!
I ATE WAY TO MUCH SURGER AND I'M ON A SUGER RUSH!!
I CANT POOP POO DX OH NOES!!
FEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MY HOUSE ISNT ON fuego WHAT DO I DO!!!!!
ARE tu lectura THIS?
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
I SOUND LIKE A STALKER RIGHT THEN?
WTF!!!! WERE ARE YOU!!!!
I AM lectura JTHM!!!!
WHILE I'M ON THE COMPUTER!!!!
SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!
JHONEN VASQUEZ IS A GREAT MAN I STALK HIM >.>
DID I EVER SAY HI TO tu WELL HI!!!
I'M A GIRL!!!!
I amor MANGA
I amor ANIME
PLZ BE AWSOME!!!!!!
I KNOW YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET!!!!
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Fan fiction by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she dicho no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating either he was dating this one girl earlier but they broke up because he didn’t have enough time and she wanted to spend a lot of time and wanted him to pick her o his family. That wasn’t a hard choice for him because he picked family. My parents went and got dressed so did I because when jesse is going to come we’ll go to a restaurant. I wore a cute rosado, rosa strapless dress, while my mom wore some kind of long brown dress that I kinda like but hola she’s kinda old. After we dressed so I called my best friend and talked.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Ok let me tell tu 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy


1)Put your arm around a person tu don't know

2)Then twirl another misceláneo persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a misceláneo persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool canto the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and mostrar them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a misceláneo person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!


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List by RandomOne posted hace más de un año
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Note: These have been all tried por me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to misceláneo people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz at misceláneo people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were tu following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, tu run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do tu follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do tu have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they answer, say "Whatever, I'll just buy some," Stalk off, muttering.

6) Go to a misceláneo man. Say: "OMG! Are tu my brother?! WOW!" Smile and walk away. "Sorry, but we were seprated for a reason. tu know, so we wouldn't destroy the world. Bye, kid."

7) Go to the mall cafe. Sit down. Pretend you're thinking. Sudden exclaim loudly: "It's _(insert día here)_!" Leave.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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This articulo is about my terrible cousin May!
WHY SHE IS TERRIBLE.
What she did(s) that is terrible?
Who is she.



Ok first off she poopy on the floor and shes 13!!
Because her .... does it all the time!

She all ways uses people!!~
Because she's a spoiled little brat!

She pushed my little brother down the steps when he was 2!
Because SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL HIM BECAUSE SHE WASNT GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION!

She gossips about us 24 7!
>:(

Shes a tattel tail!

She dresses like a french h****

I amor her but she pisses me off!
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