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posted by Gangster-Girl
- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a cama of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your almohada X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...
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posted by lucius_malloy
"We must start with the children."
- Doris Twitchell Allen

Some history
In 1946, Dr. Doris Allen had an idea that eventually came to change the lives of thousands of children and adults across the globe. If kids were dado the chance to learn about other cultures and make international friends, they would por default, be less willing to fight dicho friends. Thus they would choose to work towards world peace.
What started out as a single camp with delegates from eight countries in 1951 has now expanded to seven different international activities, with over 190,000 people having participated in over...
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1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colores on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. tu will spend the día assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the cine because tu have to see the full lista of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb o without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the cachemir, paisley pattern on your outfit than listen...
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posted by ilovetowrite
1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. tu can never changed the past but tu must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to más be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so mover on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as tu want until tu feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After tu cry, tu go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till tu feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...
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posted by milorox18
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to mover forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.

The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.

Some people tell me tu can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't

The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.

Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The más I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.

So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.

This is not mine‚ it was written por Sara Nachtman
1.eat like 10 candys o something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball o swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
posted by 90sfan
One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's friends said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's friends who was supposed to mostrar up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle dicho to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her estrella powers,though,and...
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posted by BookWord123
1. Say 'That's Just Being a -(Their Name)-'
2. Talk To Your Pen Constantly
3. Swim On The Floor
4. Climb Walls
5. When tu Go In The ducha, ducha de o Bath Scream 'I'm Drowning, I'm Drowning!'
6. Say 'Ooh La La' Before Everything tu Say
7. Say 'Thats What tu Think' At Every Opinion Speech
8. When Your At School Drop Your Pen Constantly
9. Roll Your Pen Across Your Desk
10. Shoot Dirty Looks At Them For No Reason
11. Poke Them And Poke Them
12. Follow Them Around
13. Disagree With Everything They Say
14. Take Up All The el espacio Everywhere
15. Get In Their Way
16. Laugh At Them And Then Stare At Them Like Their Strange, Repeatitively
17. Dance Like A Hulligan Around Your House
18. Argue At Everything Even If It Comes To Saying That a muro Is Black When Its White
19. Be Quiet When They Want tu To Be Loud But Be Loud When People Want tu To Be Quiet
20. Turn All The Lights On In The House
21. When Your Teacher Asks tu To Take a asiento Ask 'Take It Where?'

Thank tu All For lectura x
posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of escritura some of their own six-word stories after lectura some better known ones. Enjoy!



Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. cancelar the cometa fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The elefante ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," dicho Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!...
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posted by galou_2010
found it on the internet... hope ya like it!


1. Insist that tu are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the cama holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say tu know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors por your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as tu can and dance around the room for five minutes....
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If tu think tu lectura all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fan Twilight fan, wait until tu read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years hace when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fuego at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied por the number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force por which masculine will power is defeated por feminine water-power!...
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posted by animemaykat101
Are tu super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games tu can play on this site if tu are boredXD
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THINGS tu CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send tu a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all...
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After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow tu own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and mostrar him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got inicial to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by ShadowFan100
Shadow here, and I think it's time I listed the reasons why I amor this club. Here we go....

1: Randomness

As the club name suggests, it's completely RANDOM. tu can literally post nearly anything tu wish, and nobody gives a sh*t. por "random", though, I don't mean I want to post anything threatening/offensive towards anyone. I generally use this club to post what I'm interested in. I can talk about Vocaloid, Power Rangers, my amor for Nick Wilde and even being a Furry and literally no one gives me sh*t about it. I just amor how I'm basically free to be who I am without harsh judgement/backlash....
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posted by mountaindewman
Now, this is story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, when i watched all of his videos and realised taking crticsism he can't . let me tell tu about my mr enter rant.
NOTE: THIS WILL BE ACTAUL FACTS . NOT NITPICKS.

First of all, he is copying off of another reviewer. in 2011 a man named his series " Animated Atrocites." in 2013 Mr Enter dicho " HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAVE CAME UP WITH THE HIGHLY ORIGINAL NAME! ANIMATED ATROCITES!" Then i go on the man's videos and people are saying " WOW. way to copy mr enter!" just shows tu how stupid his dumbass fans are.

Secondly. He is...
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(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There tu go.)

So I'm pretty sure por now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a lobo and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)

BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...
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ANIME! ^____^

An awesome fuente of entertainment that's basically Japanese caricaturas often inspired por manga, o Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost amor every one I see. And this lista is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from anime I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...
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This articulo kind of has a story to go along with it. tu see, a few years hace I was going to make an articulo about my parte superior, arriba 15 favorito! animated characters but all I ever did was the title, the images, and character quotes. So I never got to making the articulo and it just stayed in my rough draft box all this time, just shows how lazy I am. Along with that, recently I made a video about my parte superior, arriba 20 favorito! fictional characters but youtube blocked it globally so no one could watch it so I just deleted it. Please comentario but keep in mind this is just my opinion. Enjoy!

20.Aang and Zuko (Avatar:...
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posted by ShadowFan100
There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry o start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right o wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...
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