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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Do-do-oo-oo
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
(Intro Music)
We wonder, are tu ready to registrarse us now?
Hands in the air, we will mostrar tu how come and try caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and mover your hips,
sing
Oa-ah-ah!
Look at your two, do it
La,la,la!
tu and me can sing this melody
Oa-oa-ao

Dance to the beat,
wave your hands together
Come feel the heat,
Forever and forever
Listen and learn,
It is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Fron Sweden to UK we will bring our song Austrailia,USA,and people of Hong Kong They have herd This means all around the world
Oa-oa-ao
So come and mover your hips,
sing
Oa-ah-ah
Look at your two hips, do it
La,la,la!
tu and me can sing this melody
So Come And
Dance to the beat,
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List by tribro3 posted hace más de un año
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1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man o YMCA
5. puñetazo, ponche someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on parte superior, arriba of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and puñetazo, ponche all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as jesús o Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"

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Guide by malloy posted hace más de un año
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For reasons as of yet unknown, fanpop seems to have something against the website b l o g s p o t . c o m -- posting enlaces from this site will cause tu to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning tu against posting enlaces from the site-that-shall-not-be-named for fear of suspension. Feel free to test out this theory if tu want, but it is advised tu do it with a separate account created for this purpose. If tu do get banned because of this o have at some point gotten banned because of this, please inform me por either commenting on this articulo o escritura on my link so we can add tu to the lista of banned users.
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Fan fiction by Spi_Kat_Penguin posted hace más de un año
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Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Number Two Idiot
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life balsa from one of the 747s.
They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.
Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them.
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Article by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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1.I got stabbed por a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I puñetazo, ponche boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the maní, cacahuete butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet tu Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy oso, oso de is staring at me.
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Article by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write o draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will make them hardcore o cool if they cut

themselves,but it doesn't.You are hardcore if tu

set a church on fire,or burn a cross. And if tu

are the kid,like me,who's obsessed with
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Fan fiction by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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At james madison
TODAY at the girls locker room my friend
Tamarra (shes a smal ugly miggit XD) and her bf
(who is pretty cute and tall) Who went into the girls lockr room and i keept repeating
"Get Out Get Out" tamara dicho "no he can stay" and then he kissed her and left.
so then i keept repeating A kiss :3 A KISS
Tamarra: it was just a kiss
me: :3 A KISS
tamarra: SHUT UP
me: A kiss :3
Tamarra: SHUT THE F*** UP
me: A KISS
me: nyuu......





Well the descripción of this story is i was so adorable that día X3
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List by reb1009 posted hace más de un año
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Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks tu should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some libros to class and read them instead of paying attention o doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your preguntas to the class.

When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.

Address the teacher as "your honour".

Present the teacher with a large frutas basket.

Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting siguiente to you.
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Opinion by trentgwenfan1 posted hace más de un año
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i amor cereal yes i do

i amor cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i amor cerial yes i do i amor cerial tu better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if tu can't have crealeal

do not steal

i amor creal yes we do i amor ceral tu should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i amor ccerale yes i do

i amor crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some misceláneo songs tu made up plz commet
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Article by cloudstrifefan posted hace más de un año
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The Nerd Language is a complicated series of numbers and symbols used to mostrar expression,in the Nerdenton.By using The Nerd Language tu therefore commit yourself to the intensity of The Nerd Language.It is not to be taken lightly.To make oneself a "nerd",one must stand,put there right hand on their chest,and scream the words:OOGLEY BOOGLEY BOOG.KUMAHWAKI CHOOLAH.Then,they will become a nerd.

The Nerd Language of Nerdenton
A=1
B=#
C=-
D=(
E=@
F=4
G=9
H=_
I=10
J=8
K=+
L=5
M=00
N=%
O=3
P=)
Q=:
R=7
S=^
T=2
U=;
V=!
W="
X=6
Y='
Z=*
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Article by moodystuff449 posted hace más de un año
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Thing are going round and round my head, o maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, o maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal más hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’ added Howl.

‘And you'll exploit me,’ Sophie said.

‘And then you'll cut up all my suits to teach me.’”— Diana Wynne Jones

"’Go to bed, tu fool,’ Calcifer dicho sleepily. ‘You're drunk.’

‘Who, me?’ dicho Howl. ‘I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold sober.’ He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the muro as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving...
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Opinion by CourtneyFan17 posted hace más de un año
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1. Would tu get back with your last ex if tu could?
Probably not

2. What color camisa, camiseta are tu wearing?
Baby blue

3. Would tu kiss anyone on your friends list?
Maybe Christian but Mickey would kill me :P

4. Do tu have a 'thing' for someone on your friends list?
No

5. How many people on your parte superior, arriba friends lista do tu know in real life?
None sadly XD

6. How many kids do tu want to have?
Twins and maybe a boy...

7. Do tu have a good relationship with your parents?
Sure

8. What name would tu want besides the one tu have?
Natalie I want your name best friend X3!

9. Would tu ever make out with someone of the same sex?
Probably not

10. What did tu do for your last birthday?
Par-TAY!

11. What's your main ringtone on your phone?
Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy me

12. What time did tu wake up today?
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List by CourtneyFan17 posted hace más de un año
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Choose 10 of your friends:

1. Madison

2. Christian

3. Natalie

4. Jacob

5. Micheal

6. Jessica

7. Mickey

8. Olivia

9. Bethany

10.Kimmie

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to cena at their house. What happens?
Jacob and Olivia will probably makeout the whole time while Natalie leaves early :P


2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?


Bethany wouldn't ask in the first place.

3) tu need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do tu choose 1 o 6?


Madison of course <3!

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Kimmie will probably scream and tell everone XD


5) 3 falls in amor with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

There all girls and straight so they wouldn't do that either XD


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List by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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parte superior, arriba 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

tu convinced her to give tu her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when tu try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s dado tu a fake number. Some women will give tu their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell tu why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least the women who give tu a made-up number are being más obvious about the fact that they have no intention of talking to tu again.


9.Use Men For Free Drinks

Some women go out never planning to spend any of their own money on drinks at the bar o club. Instead, they count on their feminine wiles to convince guys to shell out for their libations. Some of these women will take the...
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Opinion by My8thUsername posted hace más de un año
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A/N: I amor copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic lista I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. por the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do o has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when tu don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If tu are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! A/N: That's me all the way!

3.If tu have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

4.If tu have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

5.If tu have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
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List by aliceesme posted hace más de un año
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101 Ways To Be Annoying

1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”

3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that
this is so no one will “swipe your grub.”

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99
copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
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Opinion by KitkatKaysa posted hace más de un año
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Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The escorpión
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty finding what they need to develop their own happiness.

Passion, desire and power go hand in hand for Scorpios. Their biggest challenge and test in life is choosing between the power of amor and the amor of power. Coming to grips with their extraordinary emotional depths and sensitivity isn't easy for those around them. They are different from all other zodiac signs and this difference has them walking, working and loving to a different beat. Others can often live with a Scorpio partner for years, but not...
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Opinion by victorodonnell posted hace más de un año
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On my back, I lie, squinting at the twilight,
As splutters of rain drops fall on my cheek;
Light cold breeze strikes and takes me off-guard,
‘Cause it felt like your breath,
Slow, but fast and weak, but strong.

I close my eyes as a thunder tears open the sky,
But, in stead of blackness, I see you, your smile;
Come alive, my five senses,
To gaze at her beauty, to get a whiff of her scent,
To devour her lips’ taste, to hear her encantada voice,
And feel the delicacy of her skin.

The first drop of my tears roll down my cheek
And mix up with the everlasting rain,
As I remember your face tilting to the other side,
Every time I walk around your vicinity;
Every time I try in vain to catch your eyes.

Baby, do not walk away from me,
Burying my corazón alive as it throbs in pain.
Do not take my breath away,
por pretending to have not seen me.
Do not leave my heart,
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Opinion by victorodonnell posted hace más de un año
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I don’t understand why I had to meet you… I just don’t understand why, of all girls, I had to fall for you. Till now, as I sit close to the muro with eyes brimming with tears, I hate that moment I caught your eyes. Sharp like an eagle’s stare, tu pierced me and settled seguro in my heart.
Funny, it is I blame you, when I know it’s my fault, like tu said, to have fallen for you. ‘What would I do, if tu loved me?’ tu dicho on a fine evening when the sun started slowly to slip beneath the horizon.
tu made a mistake too… If I knew how to love, it’d be because of you. It’s true that I saw my own self, when I looked into your eyes… And when I tried to reach for you, I found my own corazón hidden within you.
‘I’ve had enough; don’t ever try to come behind me,’ tu dicho walking away. And as tu walked toward the setting sun, I found my life darken slowly, ever slowly. How can anyone ever live without his own heart, his own soul? How would tu feel when your own shadow was restrained from following you?
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Opinion by victorodonnell posted hace más de un año
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I cannot believe…!
I look at the flame dancing in the fire-place,
My legs crossed, my corazón seared.
I look around taking in every detail of the house.
I see the rood, the gótico painting…
And in the golden light,
I see her, my love,
Smiling down at me.

I cannot believe that I am at her home,
Waiting for the increíble to happen!
I gulp nervously, and she laughs
A melodious laugh…
That makes me sink back in the couch.
I feel like a child again,
Eager to unwrap his gift…
What a hot gift!

She slumps back siguiente to me,
Looking into my eyes,
And inching near me,
Until her lips were inches away from mine.
I lean in and kiss her,
And in the contact, I feel myself
Lose the contact,
From the earthly life!

For the siguiente two hours,
I lost myself in the heavenly bliss,
As the fuego stood in proof
For our eternal union
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Opinion by victorodonnell posted hace más de un año
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I struggle to find my way back home,
Through the snow that clouds my vision.
Gasping for breath,
Watching the smoke wafting away,
I feel something strike me…
Something so strong, so light,
Just like the kiss tu gave me,
On my dreariest days…

Very soon, pain strikes me at the same place,
Where your amor struck me once.
Reflexively, my brain retains them -
Those memories that make me live,
Those memories that make me die.
I see you, baby, although my vision is hazy,
I see your smile, and feel the warmth
That made me smile, and now, that makes me cry!

I was like a lonely lion,
Wandering with no aim, no power.
Skipping like a gazelle, tu reached for me,
Seizing por my arm, graving my norm.
From tu eyes, I learned what amor was…
From your breath, I learned what forgiveness was…
From your lips, I learned what kindness was…
And from your tongue, I learned what pain was..!
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Article by victorodonnell posted hace más de un año
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All alone, I stand waiting for something, I don’t know.
Something to heal my wound, to make me pure;
My corazón throbs wildly under my chest,
As I look at the sky, feel the sun burning.
Cold, my corazón is, still!

Like a lightning from the clear sky, tu turn up;
And I feel the warmth licking my heart.
My lips tremble with joy, for it was the first time,
Your eyes met mine!

The same eyes, blue eyes, looked into mine yesterday,
And dicho those words which I was not sure, from her lips.
‘Let’s break up!’
And, those eyes broke the contact with mine,
Forever!

With enormous difficulty, came the truth, crashing down.
Those delicate hands will never touch me again,
Those beautiful lips will never press against mine again,
Those eyes will never pierce me again,
And, my corazón will never be with me again.

Something’s writhing inside me, ready to strike,
Whenever I saw tu with him, the guy who tu loved.
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Article by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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When tu turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If tu have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
tu cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
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Review by samuraibond005 posted hace más de un año
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Today I interview my role play characters Ryuu and Hiru. Ryuu and Hiru are Foreign exchange students from two different states America who end up in the same school In Japan. Ryuu met Hiru when he bumped into her on his segundo día of school, Hiru was late for the first día of school por one day.

1. What is your favorito! food?
Hiru: I don’t know, whatever they give me I guess
Ryuu: Japanese food, like pocky. :3

2. Why do tu like Japan?
Hiru: People are a little better behaved there unlike those American Idiots.
Ryuu: Because japón is awesome. :D

3. What is your opinion on the A-bombs dropped in Japan?
Hiru: As much as I hate death, unfortunately It seemed it was the only way to stop the war
Ryuu: I hate it, they killed so many innocent people.

4. To mover away from any possible arguments, do tu amor someone?
Hiru: Ryuu
Ryuu: Wait…what? *Looks at Hiru unexpectedly.*

5. How many people are in your family?
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Article by Winxlove posted hace más de un año
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My favourite cartoon ever!♥
I was bored and I decided to write some things that yo should have to know about me...we can know now each other!


•My real name is Asbjela(Asbjella)but tu can call me short as Ella.
•My birthday is in 6th march.
•I'm 11 years old.
•I have 2 brothers and 1 sister.(and my mom and dad,of course)
•I can draw very well for someone of my age.
•I live in a villa.
•My hairs are brown,which means I'm brunette.
•I don't have a BFF in my real life,but here in fanpop I do.
•I like Winx Club.
•I like Sailor Moon.
•I like navidad movies.
•I like Magic and fantasía movies.
•I like funny movies.
•I like PopPixie.
•I like Avatar(The Last Airbender).
•I like Teen Titans.
•I like some other things.
•I like to collect different things(toys,dolls,and other different stuff).
•My favorito! singer female is Rihanna.
•I like some songs of some other female singers.
•My favorito! group/band is Owl City.
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