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posted by milorox18
10
A True Boyfriend:


When she walks away from tu mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes tu o hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, kiss her and tell her tu amor her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When tu see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When tu see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When tu see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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posted by patrisha727
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On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.

Every minuto in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Ten tons of el espacio dust falls on the Earth every day.

On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 preguntas a day.

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.

In a normal lifetime an American will eat 200 pounds of peanuts and 10,000 pounds of meat.

A new book is published every 13 minutos in America.

America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.

Every año the sun loses 360 million tons.

Because of Animal Crackers,...
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posted by emisa123
8
1. Whenever tu eat ice cream with a friend, start canto "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your friends has a oro fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If tu friends has a oro fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your friends asks why, tell them the pescado were lonely.

4. When escritura and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit dado to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever tu like.

8. mostrar them this lista XD

If tu have any más ways, please write them in comentarios so I can use them in future articles.

<3 Emisa123
posted by wild-bby
8
1) Women amor to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely...
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posted by wild-bby
12
1) tu lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) tu have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit por the toilet seat.

6) tu sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th comida group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) tu can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while tu were in the pub.

11) You...
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Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices
Wear golf shoes.
Every time tu throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, tu JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black pantera, panther conspiracy.
Explain to the owner how your game is "All sorts of messed up" due to plate tectonics, then lose him in lingo. Demand compensation.
Make lewd and graphic references to your "ball". Works well on Senior Ladies night
Play bocci with extra lane balls
Try to juggle the balls, when tu drop them, start screaming about plate tectonics again....
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posted by BellaCullen96
11
Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that tu think they're Tom Cruise o madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie estrella in question).
Ask the guy siguiente to tu to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person siguiente to you, "Are tu in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, tu have a very irate home,' she dicho governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the flor girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure tu disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call tu repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure tu set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill chocolate fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid mover por getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
 Bob!
Bob!
Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help tu make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress por punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out por punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to apoyo things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17....
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posted by funnyshawna
22
Apparently, this is what I do when I'm tired and slightly depressed. Go figure.

101 Great Uses for Eye-Patches!

1.    Wear it to cover your eye.
2.    Wear it to cover the hole where your eye used to be.
3.    Use it to prevent a hole ever being where your eye should be.
4.    Wear it to shield your eye from insects and other flying material.
5.    Wear two and pretend tu are blind.
6.    Wear none and pretend tu can see.
7.    Wear them as sunglasses when rendezvousing...
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Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your perros hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
22
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some más that I came up with too, hope tu enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to buscar the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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posted by ShadowFlame
63
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done por a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the día of the...
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1. While tu are tu are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his preguntas with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...
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1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give tu a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if tu can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your día been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...
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What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas por discussion
-Like to learn new task por talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus más on their own inner world,...
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-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first tu don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks tu have some serious...
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posted by Mallory101
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Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him o erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If tu want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go adelante, hacia adelante when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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posted by karpach_14
4
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then tu can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the cerveza gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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