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posted by mikla23
last night, Myanmar and Yemen sneeked into Laos Room, and then got on his laptop, Yemen tolled all about it, "it was all Myanmar's Fault" says Yemen, "you was the one that wanted to go in their" says Myanmar when she stands on the table, Jordan and Country Georgia went to the mall, "what should we get?" says Georgia (Country) "nothing but just juice," says Jordan, back at the tower, Yemen got on this link: link "La la lo" says Oman running down the hall, "COME BACK HERE DUDE!!!" shouts Malta when she runs down the hall to follow him, "NEVER!" shouts Oman as He runs down the hall, at 10:00 P.M....
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posted by Kswifty13
can some people come registrarse some of my clubes they will be fun if people registrarse them and make things on them it will make me happy has everything✌(◕‿-)✌
they are this so if tu can think about it i will make tu so happy and post some comentarios on them
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2.life is to live웃❤유
3.about wee(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
so if tu want tu can ask me anything if tu need to know why i made them and they will be really fun
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I WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
☜(ˆ▽ˆ)LOVE THEM MAKE THEM FUN POST ANYTHING tu WANT
posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal tu for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, tu say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how tu make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til tu can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right siguiente to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If tu want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. tu can stuff a almohada with the rata pelaje, piel on the sofá alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. tu don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give tu más than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give tu my heart, say I amor you
Say I amor you
And I'll give tu my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No música to play so I sing tu my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
tu still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give tu my heart, say I amor you
Say I amor you
And I'll give tu my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give tu my heart, say I amor you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I amor you
And I'll give tu my heart, say I amor you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give tu más than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give tu my heart
I'm gonna give tu my corazón
posted by nmdis
"My Dilemma"
You make me so upset sometimes
I feel like I could lose my mind...
The conversation goes nowhere
Because you're never gonna take me there...

And I know, what I know
And I know you're no good for me
Yeah I know, what I know
And I know it's not meant to be

Here's my dilemma
One half of me wants ya
And the other half wants to forget
My-my-my dilemma
From the moment I met ya
I just can't get tu out of my head

And I tell myself to run from you
But I find myself attracted to my dilemma,
My dilemma, it's you, it's you
Your eyes have told a thousand lies
But I believe them when they look in mine...
I heard...
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 Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and tu don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask tu a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what tu dicho right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. tu should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were tu talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...
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I found this link. This will last tu days. XD


Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave horno was invented por mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolate bar he...
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I found this link. This will last tu days. XD


Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave horno was invented por mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolate bar he...
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posted by blaise_jez
132
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R l Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
This articulo was written por fanpop guest contributor Stacee R.

Being rescued por a superhero is every girl’s ultimate fantasy. Admit it! Whether o not you’re a damsel in distress, the thought of having a hunky hero sweep tu off your feet will make girl blush. All relationships really are about finding that special someone who’s a “superhero” in your eyes. However, what if dating a real superhero was an option? Who would tu pick? Who would be the best boyfriend? Here’s a countdown to the parte superior, arriba Five Best Superhero Boyfriends and why they are so super!

5. Aquaman

Coming in at number five...
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posted by surbhi-sm10
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A true quote:

If silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??

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One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....

"we always believe there is más time in tomorrow then today"

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We work for making better tomorrow

But when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.

Thts life

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When we were small we laughed less

But there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh más to hide the unspoken sadness

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posted by InvaderStickly
5
1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as barbie muñecas and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a misceláneo patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...
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First, lets start of with the 'Those who I dislke me' list...

Braggers - People who constantly talk non - stop about their perfect little lives.

Attention seekers - People who constantly talk about something that happened (to them) o mostrar off in front of others. (E.G: Last night my cat had a corazón attack - Pulling the spotlight onto them)

Those who look for self pity - People who look for pity in those around them. (E.G: My mum beat me last night - Expecting those who care to 'aww' and stick up for them.)

Teachers Pets - Those annoying little suck ups sitting way to close to the teachers desk...
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posted by i_luv_angst
19
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
8
1. when i sneeze i sneeze again like straight after the first one, i cant just sneeze once!!

2. i don't tan. i burned, peel and then white again!

3. when i use new soap, my hands itch.

4. i like to read out load. lectura in my head is a little unfocused for me.

5. i get zits on my arms!!! eww!

6. i have two freckles on my thighs that look my bites, (im a fangerbanger!! shh)

7. i really really really hate crocs (the shoes!)

8. i will scream down a building if i see toads! i am petrified!!

9. i constantly talk to myself, and i mean it!! ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME!!!

10. I make funny noise when i drink, i cant help it!
posted by BlackSunshine
3
I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the día o week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have tu taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle tu with the telephone wire...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
4
01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. dicho ‘I amor you’ and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the parte superior, arriba of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept...
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When it comes to guys, tu can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things tu might not know about the male that go beyond their favorito! team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys tu probably didn't know, didn't want to know, o didn't take the time to notice.

1. As much as tu want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When tu tell a guy tu are still good friends with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."

2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with...
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found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan tu money, tell them tu just filed for bankruptcy and tu could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, o is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If tu get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping o whatever. See how long that commission...
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