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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS tu KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this mostrar i allways see a new guest estrella so i was wondering how do tu do it?
tu WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS mostrar BEING ON THIS mostrar AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest estrella is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if tu make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
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Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted hace más de un año
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Ok, I'm bored, so I think I'll talk about the thing we all amor - music.


What is music? música is the most addictive drug you'll ever come across. It's the one thing that will go on living, that anyone can learn to love. There will be a peice of música to suit everyone, tu can always find a song to relate to, no matter how you're feeling. When making music, you're creating a monster, a monster that will make people dance, sing, be happy. It's the most powerful monster of all.

Each good songwriter and composer has the ability to express emotions and feelings through lyrics and notes, and make other people feel it too. Many people express themselves through music. It's used as a cry out for help, a signal to the world to let it know that you're alive.

It can be loud, quiet, angry, soft. Every peice of music, every song, is beautiful to somebody, and is inspiring that somebody. Each tune is unique, special, something new. And every time a new a peice of música is created and let into the world, it's played. It cries out, like a new born baby.
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Fan fiction by Musiclover456 posted hace más de un año
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Minuets after the ritual the door campana rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and más but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the sofá Miki sat down siguiente to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition o not?" Edgar dicho after whipping the tear in his eye "yeah hold up" Miki left for a while and brought back Hei with her "so this is what I'm up with wow this is going to be easy" dicho Edgar "your not the one to talk mister fancy pants" Hei mentioned "oh really look who's talking calle rat" "STOP FIGHTING tu NUMSKULLS" "Damn what's wrong with you" they stopped and started talking...


I'll mostrar tu a new dream siguiente time...
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Sarah Cynthia Sylvia cerveza negra, cerveza de malto
Would not take the garbage out!
She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans,
dulces the yams and spice the hams,
And though her daddy would scream and shout,
She simply would not take the garbage out.
And so it piled up to the ceilings:
Coffee grounds, potato peelings,
Brown bananas, rotten peas,
Chunks of agrio, agria cottage cheese.
It filled the can, it covered the floor,
It cracked the window and blocked the door
With tocino, bacon rinds and chicken bones,
Drippy ends of ice cream cones,
Prune pits, melocotón pits, naranja peel,
Gloppy glumps of cold oatmeal,
pizza crusts and withered greens,
Soggy beans and tangerines,
Crusts of black burned buttered toast,
Gristly bits of beefy roasts. . .
The garbage rolled on down the hall,
It raised the roof, it broke the wall. . .
Greasy napkins, cookie crumbs,
Globs of gooey bubble gum,
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Opinion by KateKicksAss posted hace más de un año
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Credit: www.rinkworks.com
I thought these were funny, what do tu guys think?

"Do not use if tu cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping o unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
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List by KateKicksAss posted hace más de un año
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Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As tu can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did tu ever walk in a room and forget why tu walked in? I think that’s how perros spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, ‘Whoa, I’m way too high!’
-Bruce Baum

tu have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a día when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I’m not mad.- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
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Article by fly210 posted hace más de un año
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voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly por americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: tu got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I amor it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if tu call right now we will also send tu a what ever tu call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 más dollers shiping and handleing! tu GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever tu call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever tu call it have tu credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
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Fan fiction by xalexsakurax posted hace más de un año
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"wat the fudge!",said jacqui,"im actually fine with this,i always thought how i would look like in 17 years old form"said evelyn in a calm voice "good point,but still why are we wearing different clothes,like not the ones we were wearing in the hallway?"said jacqui,"ur right",said evelyn,as jacqui was pacing around thinking why they had on clothes that were not much exposive,but exposive,evelyn was trying to stretch the mini falda a little so her underwear doesnt mostrar she almost ripped it (she's a kind that doesnt think first in the story)then a light boomed,the two girls covered their faces and looked at were they were and surprised to be on parte superior, arriba of a tower"if u want to get down then u have to jump off"said a mysterious voice,"r u crazy!!!,said jacqui ,then the the voice dicho your names have changed also,into alex and miki"said the voice pointing at evelyn for alex and pointing at jacqui for miki."cool we get new names but how will we remember them?"when alex (evelyn)said that, the mysterious voice was gone "i wonder"said alex "wat"said miki (jacqui)"if we have powers,that is wat we wished for 2"said alex "ur right"said miki "lets see"said miki,she raised her hand and a sword camed...
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE tu AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING tu 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST estrella IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T tu EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO tu BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF o I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the mostrar earlyer!Bye!
The End
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Opinion by cutiegirl01 posted hace más de un año
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01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If tu can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If tu can't see Chuck Norris tu may be only segundos away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every segundo Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Opinion by twilightgirl2 posted hace más de un año
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A fwd I got:

The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my friends get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a taco so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go por herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
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Fan fiction by xalexsakurax posted hace más de un año
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one día two normal girls were headed to class when they noticed something,no one was there just those two girls standind in the building called mary lyon,"ok,this is weird"said evelyn,"yeah really weird,ya think we should go maybe its still early"said jacqie "no its not we're right on time and we're not late either"said evelyn a little worried,"sooo...does that mean we can go home"said jacqie in a cheerful voice,"of course i dont want to be here i rather be in a más exciting place,maybe in a place were we can battle and be 17 years old and have powers"evelyn said,"yeah that would be awesome i wish that would happen"said jacqie"me too"said evelyn,then a powerful wind started to blow,then the girls ranned to the stairs but were blowned away then heard a girl say "is this wat u really wish for i can make it come true"said the mysterious girl,"huh what is she talking abou-oh our wish about the world"said jacqie "now i remember...well i do want wat i wished for what about you?"said evelyn,"of course i do!"said jauqie "well then yes we do want wat we wished for"evelyn dicho to the mysterious girl."well then your wish will be granted." "wait wat for real?"said evelyn.then the wind picked...
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope tu are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I amor INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell tu a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
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Opinion by Insane4ever posted hace más de un año
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So,this is my first of maybe many artículos that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i dicho astronouts how do tu think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first toro in el espacio was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolate and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents toro Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.






Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank tu for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
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Fan fiction by Musiclover456 posted hace más de un año
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After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow tu own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and mostrar him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got inicial to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool man and plus he is not my boyfriend" "oh really? tu two look a little too intimate" "LUKA!!"Miki screamed then beat him and pushed him to their room.Hei listen and heard something about a group of hunter called 'the devil hunters' he had heard of them on the news but never had meet them hunting.Then he heard Miki heading for the door and he ran as fast as he could but he wasn't fast enough Luka was at the front door waiting for him Miki was behind him and dicho "what did tu hear?" Hei replied "nothing but tu being the leader of the devil hunters" she was angry. Miki slammed him on the floor...
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Opinion by twilightgirl2 posted hace más de un año
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What a kiss means
kiss on forehead: I adore you
kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together
kiss on hand: respect you
kiss on neck: I want you
kiss on shoulder:we belong together
kiss on lips: I amor you

What gestures mean:
Holding hands: I like tu a lot
slap on butt:that belongs to me
hold on tight:I don't want to let tu go
looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful
play with hair:you're perfect
arms around waist:this is mine
laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you


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A good boyfriend would:
Txt tu everysecond he's not at your side
hug tu every chance tu get &stays with tu there for a while
calls tu beautiful o pretty instead of hot o sexy
stays up all night to txt you
tells tu he loves you
tease tu but let's tu tease back

A good girlfriend would:
Constanly remind tu how much she loves you
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List by TeamSongz4eva posted hace más de un año
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~got this from Ehow~





Get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and find something to genuinely appreciate about yourself-even if it's just one thing. All día long people will try and shake your confidence and make tu feel like you're not as good as them. When this happens (and trust me, it will happen), tu keep reminding yourself of what tu amor about yourself. Even if your día yesterday wasn't that great, remember that everyday is a fresh start.

2 Say out loud the good things you're expecting for yourself that day. You'll start to believe what you're saying, and it will come across in your demeanor. In the song, Soulja Boy and Keri are confident that they're "gettin' money". What are tu expecting? A great día at work? Positive interactions with people at school? Good results from a job interview? Figure out what you're expecting, say it out loud and keep saying it.

3Look your best. Work with what tu have. tu don't have to look like someone else; tu just have to be the best tu that tu can be. Do what gives tu the most confidence, but don't try to be someone else. Everyone's swag is different, and that's...
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Opinion by AlxanderRfan posted hace más de un año
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I don’t know what makes tu so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told tu to be yourself simply couldn’t have dado tu worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t tu have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let tu mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are tu always this stupid o are tu making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like tu before – but I had to pay an admission.

If tu took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d amor to help tu out…now, which way did tu come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, barbie is jealous.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL día BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST estrella IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all tu have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! gir EVERYONE LOVES tu THE MOST tu HAVE THE MOST fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST estrella ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
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Guide by cleo-mermaid posted hace más de un año
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ok lots of people have been asking how to fo this. its easy!

ok, go to fan pop, sign in, go to the "home page" scroll down untill tu go to the bottom..mabey a little bit up from the bottom.

kk when tu have done that....there is a button saying: "create new club/spot"
click on that...wait for it then tu have it!!!

then make sure tu dont make a club that already exists (i forget why...sorry not a big help!!) but make topic, tags, descripción and then when tu finished that...click on "edit club" (its under the banner)

then scroll down...(right down)...click on "banner" put on the banner.
just under-nieth-(sorry bout the spelling mistakes)-it says icono put on the icon.

then your done!! (add things to it like: photos, video, answers, quizes and other stuff(things) then people will join...oh and here is the link: link
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIII
IIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the parte superior, arriba 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the misceláneo picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
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Guide by KateKicksAss posted hace más de un año
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This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if tu are TRULY random, tu shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever tu may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases o monologues o pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of friends o logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if tu got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and tu can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if tu so desire. This is how tu must think. If tu decide tu want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college biblioteca and suddenly tu just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the escritorio and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least tu tried!
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Fan fiction by Gothheart13 posted hace más de un año
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True and Touching Story:
A girl and a guy were speeding
over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell methat
tu amor me.
Girl:
I amor you, slow down.
Guy:
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
hug*
Guy:
Can tu take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.
The next
día in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash,
but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't
working,
but he didn't want the girl to
know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet
on so that she would live, even
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If tu feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
mover move
Can tu feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
tu never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me amor you
everyday
So long tu let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
*music*
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