misceláneo Club
registrarse
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he dicho "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just amor alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and descripción and he put the man inside and dicho "see tu in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the segundo man he asked the same pregunta and the man replied "oh man I just amor to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
continue reading...
So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! tu couldn't tell the difference between rosado, rosa and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have tu ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why rosado, rosa has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once tu venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
continue reading...
posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? ducha, ducha de 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong o hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I amor yous o calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells misceláneo girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king o fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
continue reading...
OK,everyone.The reason tu were going to explode if tu didn't click this is because we're gonna have a contest!!!WHO CAN POST THE MOST misceláneo VIDEO o PICTURE???????!!(You could also post comentarios siguiente to your picture o video to describe what's going on,or even captions!Same rules apply below.But tu don't HAVE to post comentarios o captions siguiente to it if tu don't want to.It's completly opitional.)If tu post just a comentario o caption and no picture o video,by the way,it will not count and tu won't have a shot at winning.Sorry!
Here are the rules:
1.It has to be COMPLETELY RANDOM.IT CAN'T...
continue reading...
posted by ShiningsTar542
Selena is being threatened por disgruntled fans because of Justin Bieber. She has had to endure an attack on her facebook and Twitter accounts to boot!

A few days hace Selena fans on social media networks were shocked when they saw messages like this: "Oh yeh, Justin Bieber suc **!!!"," this message is for Puha, tu your bi ** ** ".O_O

What was happening? Well, some joker named PkinJ0r hacked Sel's Twitter and Facebook!

Luckily, Selena then realized what was going on and began to solve the problem, but not before leaving this reassuring message to fans: "Sorry everybody. My facebook page and my Twitter account has been hacked and we're cleaning it up. "

Since attacks on celebridades accounts are nothing new, it can't do much damage.
posted by nessienjake
Haha I found it on the internet and I just loved it :)
its short but funny :D


A Really Bad día
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps siguiente to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy tu another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This día is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me....
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the estrella Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked siguiente to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage por two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was...
continue reading...
posted by MTahmisian
Never have I ever….


* Been on a fecha o in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, friends and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter o seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo o piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked o done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to europa o Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England...
continue reading...
posted by ilovetowrite
Why ,Why, Why ?
Should I Try......
to amor someone
they see him trying to fly
but i don't amor so tell me
why ,why ,why?
Can't I fly
without my useless wings
so why ,why ,why?
and If I'll die
I can say goodbye
with a lot of pride
I can see through my mind
Why, why,why ?
they'll not oblige me
to be ............
who i don't wanna be
they'll never take me away
and i'll stay in that way
that's why ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I'll never care about them
I'll forever fly to
everywhere without any supply
so let me be!
posted by crazy_frog222
Your alarm goes off, tu hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm ducha, ducha de to help tu wake up.
He goes days o weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cruzar, cruz hanging on his chain siguiente to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...
continue reading...
posted by MrsGerrenHowell
dont tu just amor being misceláneo i mean on this spot tu can talk about anything tu want like sausages o mashed potatoe
its cool to be misceláneo like just yeasterday i saw a bird and then i saw a plane how misceláneo (i just thought i would write that)

life should be más misceláneo it makes life más fun


whats your favourite misceláneo thing to do apart from talk about misceláneo stuff and do misceláneo things?? misceláneo words

fly
spatula
carrot
peeler
saucepan



it says write a longer articulo boring

jhfskv\j;lgvkfshk;gbjzfhbkzjdghblkzdjhg;kljdfhglksjrshglikrhsgijklsrh misceláneo stuff
posted by PartyOrange
 This is your new language.
This is your new language.
(This articulo is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how tu want to be "Miku-Chan" when tu get older.

4. On parte superior, arriba of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If tu have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...
continue reading...
10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see imágenes in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. tu Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 minutos of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
continue reading...
posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that tu think they're Tom Cruise o madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie estrella in question).
Ask the guy siguiente to tu to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person siguiente to you, "Are tu in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, tu have a very irate home,' she dicho governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
continue reading...
This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that tu have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair por leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while tu were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while tu were talking

6. Had people tell tu that tu are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell tu that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush por your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...
continue reading...
posted by darange
hi i am darange and welcome to getting to know me.
well first off my name is Clara H. in case tu didn't know.
i am 17 and i live Chicago, i have 7 siblings on my moms side and 5 siblings on my real dads side.
i live with my mom and i have never met my real dad.
unfortunately i never will because he died 4 years ago.
sense i moved to Chicago i am going to be inicial schooled, where i live there are not that many great schools. i have one friend that moved out here already, so i guess thats ok
4 parte superior, arriba thngs i amor besides family and friends :
1.Music
2.books
3. humor
4.Doctor Who
Music:
Music has...
continue reading...
posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) japón is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
continue reading...
1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are tu OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's halloween go to the costume section and grab a halloween bag and go up to a misceláneo person and say "Trick o treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if tu know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher carro and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When tu see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
continue reading...
posted by fly210
THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs por lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see tu and have a pie night!


1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...
continue reading...
posted by RaydKaydiroxs
1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any más preguntas say " why does my perros breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ amor (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells tu to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if tu dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...
continue reading...