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posted by victoria7011
6
Well hey!This is a lista of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing tu say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other misceláneo things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song tu know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

9.Have...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
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1.Ride mechanical caballos with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod o something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the comida sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the música store whether tu can get a CD that tu know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by eslisle4254
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I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I amor the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your corazón beat is my favorito! lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If tu could see me, tu could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my inicial though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes tu happy. I always want tu to be happy. I don't like it when tu cry. tu sound...
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! tu call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! tu DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All tu are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has más dick! I have an army of Red Coats! tu have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
4
I found this articulo on the internet.

1. Insist that tu are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the cama holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say tu know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors por your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as tu can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...
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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed por the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed por the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three o más on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animales in your boots.

Residents...
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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know tu want me
I made it obvious that I want tu too
So put it on me
Let's remove the el espacio between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that tu move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what tu wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that tu do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh tu know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh tu know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh tu know
That tonight...
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posted by pure-angel
tu must look into other people as well as at them. Lord Chesterfield

A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Basil

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners.
Lord Chesterfield

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them.
J. G. Holland

To rejoice in another's prosperity, is to give content to your own lot: to mitigate another's grief, is to alleviate o dispel your own.
Thomas Edwards

Hear the meaning within the...
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posted by pure-angel
Dost thou amor life?
Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Life is either a daring adventure o nothing.
Helen Keller

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt tu represents determinism; the way tu play it is free will.
Jawaharal Nehru








Life is like the dice that, falling, still mostrar a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Alexis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, o oso, oso de its troubles patiently.
Palladas

The geat blessing of mankind are within us and...
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posted by chelo_monster
6
I know that all people lie. But if that lie is so evil that it’s hurting tu and the people around you, tu have to take action. tu have to catch them first, and then everything will follow. Tear them to pieces and rip them apart! Muwahaha!

Here are some signs that someone is lying to you.

1.    Don’t maintain eye contact
Less than half conversation

    -It’s true that the eyes are the windows of the soul. tu have to observe. Look at his eyes. If he can’t look at your eyes during the conversation, that could be an indicator that he is lying.

2.    A...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, o being a creep, tu will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks tu can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell tu where I fucking live so we can fuck misceláneo strangers.

Stranger: tu like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: tu ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, o copy everything they say.
First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended por this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If tu have a reason for a mostrar I put comentario and I might add it(ill give credit about it to tu because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long lectura right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen o any interesting...
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posted by xoPixie-Popxo
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If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons por commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this articulo and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

From Cartoonnetwork:

The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn por a 7 año old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would lista más reasons but I only saw the mostrar for 2 seconds...
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I am a god at this...

1)Ask the most randomest pregunta to a stranger, but seriously-like and then laugh, but than go back to serious
2) randomly when tu have to go to the bathroom yell "BATHROOM!" and run to it as fast as u can, waving ur arms around
3)When in the bathroom, dance for half n hora and then when ur parents say "is it goin all right in there?" say "NOOOOOO!"
4)When ur in a pool get up from the water and say "I CNT BREATH!!!"
5) When someone asks for tu to do something say "YO MAMA!" and run away (i do tht all the time)
6)At school spaz out and than when tu get calm fall out of you...
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posted by littleangel0520
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1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only por preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, por the people, for the people shall...
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posted by samuraibond005
2
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether o not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, segundo of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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posted by percyLover101
7
"You know what your useless!!! Get out of here!! I can't stand to look at tu anymore!!!", My mother yelled as I ran out the back door of our house, tears streaming down my face. My feet ran as far as they could until, on got caught on a rock and I landed face first into a dirt plot. Slowly I dragged myself to a nearby árbol and leaned against it.

"Useless.... How am i useless....", i thought to myself. It all just happened so quickly... The words just spilled out of my mother's mouth.... This is what had happened..

"I'm going to go across the calle to help Grandma Ofelia with her groceries.......
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1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all preguntas about twilight that tu can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book reportar on the most boring libros of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that tu hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible autor and her libros make want to poke...
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1. When they're using an ATM machine, look at them with binoculars, then when they've finished go up to them and say "I didn't quite see the last two numbers. What were they?"

2. When tu see a dog out on a walk, get on all fours and start barking and growling.

3. Choose a misceláneo person in the calle and go up and propose to them. With one of those haribo gelatina, jalea rings.

4. Go into a computer comprar and ask for a flux-capictor.Or whatever it was in BackToTheFuture.

5. In the middle of the calle break out into a really active OTT dance.Do windmills and shake your hair about and do a worm etc.

6. Go out to the grocery store with legwarmers on every available part of your body. Ask them if they sell gloves.

7. Buy some face paints and paint your whole face blue then run outside screaming.

8. Break out into song really loud in a really public place, like they do in musicals.

9. Buy loads of fake rubber lizards and stick them all over your clothes. Walk about everywhere.
posted by saphire1031
4
These are 10 sure sighns that tu need mental help:

1) tu think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) tu make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) tu think your underwear will eat tu alive

4) tu speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) tu think a monkey
is living in tu toilet

6) tu think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I dicho PIE!!!

8) If tu scream that for no reason, well, tu know

9) If tu go to rob a store, then fake tu are an employee

10) If tu think fanpop is pointless