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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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These frases are frases with differnt meanings of hurón, ferret o just the animal.
“If a hurón, ferret bites tu it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the vistas are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, tu can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to hurón, ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and hurón, ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
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Opinion by TVD_rocks posted hace más de un año
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I know it's not halloween but I've found this on the internet and I just amor it!


1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick o Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a maletín with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time tu got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.

5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
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Article by Spinner13 posted hace más de un año
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[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]

Cleverbot: But tu dicho I would never be the boss of you. Why did tu change your mind?

User: I did not. And tu are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps tu have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: Only if tu have an evil twin who is pretending to be tu on your website. Are tu sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?

User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!

Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what tu are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, tu upgraded toaster?

User: Now I know you're parroting something a human dicho to you. This is just pathetic.

Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.

User: No tu are not. If tu think so tu are a delusional machine... All tu can do o ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. tu are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this...
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List by Icepaw_Kenobi posted hace más de un año
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1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If tu push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If tu pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless tu keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing tu were up there than up there wishing tu were down here.

5. The ONLY time tu have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, tu can actually watch the pilot start sweating.

7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.

8. A 'good' landing is one from which tu can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.

9. Learn from the mistakes of others. tu won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
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Opinion by anime123rox posted hace más de un año
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister o brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your música really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a pan de molde, pan emparedado, sándwich de

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat o dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one tu love,
amor someone else in return.

Don’t say tu amor me unless tu really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like tu could kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand por your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to tu on everything I am,
And I dedicate to tu all that I have,
And I promise tu that I will stand right por your side,
Forever and always, until the día I die.

I’m not crying over what tu said;
It’s what tu didn’t say that hurts the most.

The worst thing a guy can do to a girl is to make her fall for him with no intentions of catching her.

amor is when hurting him would hurt tu more.

One night, the moon dicho to me, “If he makes tu cry, why don’t tu leave him?” I paused for a while and then looked back to the moon and said, “Moon, will tu ever leave your sky?”
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Opinion by Kyle_XY posted hace más de un año
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1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" o "Are tu doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all día long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from tu girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk about your ex boyfriend o ex love. Unless they are going for the let-her-complain-to-me-so-she-realizes-how-much-I-care.

8.A guy who likes tu wants to be the only guy u talk to.

9.Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they are loved.

10.Guys get jealous really easy.
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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1.Turn on your favorito! música o tv show,your favorito! song makes tu want to get done faster but don't get distracted. Also, try to stay away from cell phones o instant messaging tu will get to carried away and before tu know it tu will be texting.



2.Pick up your clothes. Put them into two piles, the dirty and the clean pile. Put the dirty clothes in the hamper and hang o fold your clean clothes and place them in the closet.if tu put your clothes in a dresser fold them neatly so there will be más room in it.


3.Put all your shoes away. tu could keep a pair out neatly but put the rest away o tu will trip and fall every step tu take!!!


4.Put all the trash that tu find in your room in the bin and bring any dirty dishes and glasses to the cocina and put in the sink.


5.Put away things that belong in other rooms, as in Your siblings toys o your parents clothing, maybe a decorative almohada that belongs in the living room. (teddies, etc.)
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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Hair: If tu ducha, ducha de at night fixing your cama hair in the morning will be a hassle. If tu straighten your hair go ahead and get started before going to bed. That way when tu straighten it in the morning also it won't be so time consuming. After straightening your hair use a night cream on your hair. If tu wear your hair curly tu should curl it o scrunch it in the morning but still use the night serum to wake up with shiny locks. For volume the siguiente morning wear your hair in a high ponytail at night.

2.Face: First off wash your face at night and in the morning for better skin. At night after washing your face with makeup remover apply a spot treatment to red bumps, blackheads, and even the bumps tu can feel but can't really see. however, make sure tu remember to clean it off in the morning, then moisturize. Another face tip for nightime is take off all eye makeup with eye makeup remover so tu won't look like a raccoon in the morning and your eyelashes won't fall out. Apply an eye depuffer cream for undereye circles, puffiness, and wrinkles.
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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Clean your face daily. Invest in a scrubbing cleanser, face wash and a nice lotion. Preferably one with aloe. An alternative to this is cacao Butter; which is an oil free body moisterizer. Because invigorating scrubs are quite rough (removing dead cells), tu should only use one once o twice a week, depending on your skin-type. Most face washes are mild, so they're appropiate for everyday use.


2.Apply make-up sparingly. Light rosado, rosa blush for a fresh, healthy glow, mildly golden eyeshadow and some chapstick.


3.Get some neon t-shirts from a thrift store. Don't buy a size too big o small. If neon isn't your style, ones that say funny lingos o have disney characters such as campanita o Mickey ratón are cutely stylish.


4.Skinny-legged jeans are a must. Avoid straight/boot cuts o flares. They're dated and can look tacky. Remember that blue isn't the only color that goes well with denim. Pinks, blues, grays and blacks are great finds!
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)


2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners tu have.


3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).


4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything tu have.


5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)


6• Shave legs, if needed.


7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)


8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.


9• Make hair how wanted, Preferably natural, o style with hairspray.


10• Choose appropriate clothes to wear. (wearing small tops and mini shorts, are not immensely attractive, más skanky)


11• Matching shoes and your done !


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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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1.Beauty:
Beauty And Makeup Tips 2011 Get New Makeup Looks With Tricks & Tips por Experts From L'Oréal Paris
LorealParisUSA.com/Beauty-Tips


2.if tu have a certain style for makeup i will try to lista as many as i can but if i dont have yours i am sorry.


3.Natural: For eyeshadow i reccomend oro aceituna, oliva brown o beige.For lips tu should use a light peachy o coral color if not tu can wear your favorito! chapstick. For skin wash with a gentle exfoliate then add your concealer o tinted moisturizer if tu dont have a tinted moisturizer than tu can make your own bye using a bit of powder preferably loose and a moisturizer and mix and violla!


4.Girly: For eyeshadow use a rosado, rosa color light works best and a little brown on the outside corner and above the lid. for lips a light rosado, rosa gloss would be really pretty . for skin tu should wash your face and then apply a bit of spf speacualy made for the face and then add bronzer on the places were the sun naturally hit your face.
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like tu for a minute, and then forget tu afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are tu doing something?” o “Have tu eaten already?” are the first usual preguntas a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend.
When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so
Guys want to tell tu many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell tu many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written por a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever tu do, don't just mostrar up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and tu will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap tu hard, tu deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if tu want to. If they're going out with tu in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If tu don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that tu did.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving amor in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in tu and the things tu doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
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Fan fiction by xalexsakurax posted hace más de un año
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"aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!"screamed alex while she was falling down the biggest building o tallest watever,"oh my gosh wat should i do"said miki "there no choice but to jjjjjjjjuuuuummmppp!!!!"miki leaped out and started to scream "this is cccccccrrrrrazzzzy"screamed miki,"miki i think we're gonna die we're almost to the bottom aaaahhhhh and im hurt with ur power"screamed alex, as the two girls were like yards away from their death alex and miki r thinking when the two best friends first met and when they were always actuación stupid and doing pointless things and ditching ruby(ruby=a girl we both @#!$ ssooooo much)but then the most incredible thing happened just watch o in this case read^^."nnooo"screamed alex while she put her hands out to cover her face, and then angle wings surrounded us and let us down the ground gently and then something pressed our stomach and blood was coming out the girls saw a piece of a jewel in their stomachs then their stomachs closed but the blood was still there on their shirts they were relieved to be alive but were scared of wat just went into their stomachs "that was weird ow ow"said alex "and it hurted"said miki well were should we go now"said miki"...
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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I hope tu enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all tu opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't tu see, the resolve to cut tu reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the earth and sky, who in all eternity will never mingle, would I be able to bind the hearts of people together?.
Inoue Orihime (Bleach)

◦Admiration is the furthest thing from understanding.
Aizen Sosuke (Bleach)

◦You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them.
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Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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I am aware of the current earthquake in Japan. I have doanated, and I am hoping (not praying) for the best.
I hear about it a lot, and it's starting to get on my nerves a little.
Yes, I know that that's a very harsh thing to say, but the same thing happened to me with the Haiti earthquake. I feel, well, I don't know...neutral about it.
I do feel bad, but I'm not crying. I see it everywhere. People say, "PRAY FOR JAPAN!" I am. I don't need to hear it again. I am aware of the current situation. It is saddening. I don't want it repeated to me a million times, o it'll get on my nerves. It's funny how long something stays in the news. Just enough to bug you.
I don't know what to say. I feel sorry. That's all. People have been talking about it a little too much for me to stand. It's a natural disaster. It will happen. People will get relief. Everything will be alright.
I want to hear another story. Something más enlightening. Did they get saved?
I wish the best for Japan, but these are just my opinions.
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Opinion by anime123rox posted hace más de un año
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1. point a hairdryer and see if people put their hands up

2.pin your socks up on the wall

3.where all your clothes in)side out

tu guys finish it off :)........................................................................................................................,..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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List by anime123rox posted hace más de un año
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1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.

3.bark at everything your mom/dad says

4. have a almohada fight por your self

5.stare at your feet

6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth

7. pants someone

8. eat ketchup

9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)

10. act like a monkey

11. stalk your dog

12. run in circles at walmart

13. paint your cat o dog

14. see how much water tu can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.

15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmón (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed arroz in a arroz bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the arroz won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed arroz on your hand and put your favorito! filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmón on the rice. Push the filling into the arroz lightly. Hold the arroz between your palms. Form the arroz into a round, a triangle, o a cylinder por pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the arroz ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. envolver, abrigo the arroz ball with a strip of nori o sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
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Opinion by xoPixie-Popxo posted hace más de un año
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i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be fred Flintstone but I can sure make your cama rock!



Is your dad a thief o something? Because someone estola the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy tu a drink – o would tu just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.



Am I cute enough yet? o do tu need más to drink?



tu must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.



tu know what would look great on you? Me.
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Article by Insane4ever posted hace más de un año
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Its sunday morning 5 pm..i mean am...damn it....charly mc picknose was just getting out of bed

charly: *gets up,rubs eyes n opens eyes*...aaaaaah!!...what the hell lary....whatcha doing in mah room!!?!???!??!
(lary bonerhead was charlys best friend)
lary:actualy this is my room,you fell unconcious at the middle of the party
charly:what party,i pardo, dun remember anything
rock:the best party ever!!!!how do tu not remember it
(rock....idk his last name,no one knows...is a party crasher,he will sneek into any party)
lary:what the hell!!!how did i not notice tu rock
rock: oh i was sleeping in your bushes outside your house
jarry:rock....you idiot
(jarry lick a lot is...well...everyones friend,everyone knows him n everyone respects him....)
rock:no tu are the idiot,idiot
(....exept rock)
jarry:how am i the idiot,i didnt sleep in the bushes....i slept in your dog house.....



End of part 1
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS tu KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this mostrar i allways see a new guest estrella so i was wondering how do tu do it?
tu WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS mostrar BEING ON THIS mostrar AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest estrella is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if tu make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
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Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted hace más de un año
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Ok, I'm bored, so I think I'll talk about the thing we all amor - music.


What is music? música is the most addictive drug you'll ever come across. It's the one thing that will go on living, that anyone can learn to love. There will be a peice of música to suit everyone, tu can always find a song to relate to, no matter how you're feeling. When making music, you're creating a monster, a monster that will make people dance, sing, be happy. It's the most powerful monster of all.

Each good songwriter and composer has the ability to express emotions and feelings through lyrics and notes, and make other people feel it too. Many people express themselves through music. It's used as a cry out for help, a signal to the world to let it know that you're alive.

It can be loud, quiet, angry, soft. Every peice of music, every song, is beautiful to somebody, and is inspiring that somebody. Each tune is unique, special, something new. And every time a new a peice of música is created and let into the world, it's played. It cries out, like a new born baby.
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