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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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Poem i worte before i got together with my boyfriend!!!

When did my feelings get so deep
Why did they take that big long leap
Going from friend to crush
What a rush
And I don't think he knows

Since when did his smile make me go weak
Since when did his tears make mine start to leak
Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
When people called me wonder woman I guess they were wrong
And I don't think he knows

When he talks I cant help but watch his lips
To notice their shape and curves when they dip
Wait, why am I looking? I don't even know
And I cant help but wonder if he even knows

His beautiful eyes are nothing like ours
They're so deep and bright you'd believe they were stars
They pour forth emotions in raging rivers
They could make even me believe that Santa always delivers
And still he has no idea

His body is perfection though he denies it
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Guide by sweetangel222 posted hace más de un año
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1- eat bubble gums

2- relax on the sofa

3- turn on TV
and raise it's sound to highest level.

4-play música players and raise it loud.


5- put your gums in inicial door on the lock.

6- dance to the music.

7-switch on the computer.

8- turn on the air condition

9- play in your parents stuff
"Mix them up"
10- eat plátano and throw it on your neighbor door.

11- turn on the lights.
12- after electric gone,fire a Candle then feel it

13- switch on the electric lock .
14- jump up down from sofa.



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Opinion by coolkatstar posted hace más de un año
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I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if tu like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because tu have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The siguiente día the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told tu “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The siguiente día again he calls again and once más asks to speak to his boss, por this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:

“I’ve already told tu twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do tu keep calling?”

“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just amor hearing it……………………”

Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15

Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that pregunta all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
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Guide by brucewillisfan posted hace más de un año
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The main problem that guys face when trying to kiss a girl is knowing if they are ready to kiss them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... tu will know. Here's how tu can increase your odds. But, if tu know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable por making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes o tu will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to kiss that girl when you're watching a movie where the mad moments are happening. It'll ease the tension and you'll be able to laugh it off after, but only if she likes the movie.

2) Use a nice, romantic spot. Girls will think it's amazingly romantic when the first kiss is at sunset, an empty grassy meadow under the stars, a deck on a lake at night, on the beach, on a paddle barco at a friends pond at night, o a private camp fire. Usually early dawn o midnight scenes can be considered lovely. But tu don't have to. Just make sure tu are sincere in what tu are doing.
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded más than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a año are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are más than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If tu counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A cocodrilo always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth!

Clinophobia is the fear of beds!

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!

Porcupines float in water!

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye"!

The sentence "The quick brown zorro, fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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# Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
# peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
# The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
# There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
# The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
# A tiburón is the only pescado that can blink with both eyes.
# There are más chickens than people in the world.
# Two-thirds of the world's berenjena is grown in New Jersey.
# The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
# On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
# All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
# No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver o purple.
# "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
# All 50 states are listed across the parte superior, arriba of the lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are tu there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored día for self-destruction.
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Opinion by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores tu after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her corazón with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minuto of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if tu treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If tu don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
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Fan fiction by moolah posted hace más de un año
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cabina for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
    I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my friends a cabina for the summer. “Zack, tu really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my friends too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
    When we got to the cabin, I was totally breath taken-not in the good way, either. The cabina had 6 bedrooms, but had only 2 bathrooms. The floors were dusty and we saw a araña crawling over libros in the foyer. “Eww!” Tori screeched, she hung on to Laken who was interested in the bedrooms, más than the HUGE spider. “Whoa! A water bed!” I looked over at where Tori was frozen-the araña was right beside her shoe. “Ella, get it away!!” She screamed. She hated bugs!! I laughed and looked over at Zack. “Zack, will tu get me a paper towel?” I asked. He...
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Fan fiction by moolah posted hace más de un año
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cabina for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I amor loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my naranja mora, blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone. I brought the phone away from my ear, and started to scream. “Seriously?!?” I asked. “Yeah! I can’t believe Zack would do that for all of us!” He said. Zack was my friend Ella’s boyfriend. The 11 of us were, Me and Laken, Ella and Zack, James and Chelsea,Minnie and Sam,Naomi and Tyler, and Beth. We were all with our boyfriends, except Beth, because the guy she liked (Martin) broke up with her. She was heartbroken, but to tell the truth-it was funny when she was upset then. But I do feel bad for her.
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Opinion by Bella_Dhampir posted hace más de un año
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I didn't write this BTW.. so no credits to me ^_^ My cousin did.

1) Dont invite people to registrarse stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should they help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran off! And how are they supposed to help him find the dog using facebook? por whistling on their wall? Come'on!

2) Liking every single status and commenting on every post someone posts is tantamount to stalking. I feel like walking naked ... Mike likes this. I feel like killing someone ... Mike likes this. Mary joined the group, Help Bob Find his Dog ... Mike likes this. GET A FRICKIN' LIFE MIKE!

3) Adding friends is not a hobby. 100 friends is ok. 300 is great. But 3000? Unless tu are looking for a crowd to feed with two pescado and five slices of bread, what do tu need 3000 people for?

4) facebook chat has an unwritten rule. If tu type to a person and they dont type back, they dont wanna chat with you. If tu typed an hora hace and they havent typed a word, mover along. Dont ask ... Are tu ignoring me? Coz they might write ... No! I just cant seem to find any letter of the alphabet on...
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Opinion by energizerbunny posted hace más de un año
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No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, tu can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If tu wanna gain a little weight all tu have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks tu what your size is o how much tu weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when tu think of women tu think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol


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Article by Tamar20 posted hace más de un año
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I was watching estrella Wars: Revenge of the Sith last night and was amazed at the depth of wisdom and good consejos that comes out of some of those characters. Yoda is like an old Buddhist master, Obi-Wan Kenobi is like an experience Samurai warrior and so on. There is also a lot of political pundit banter that goes on between the Council and the Dark Side. Inspired por this re-run I went through some of the old cine and found some of the best frases and lessons that can teach us a thing o two about life and politics.

estrella Wars’ Lessons on Life and Politics
“Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.” Obi-Wan Kenobi

One of the best frases that ever came out of a estrella Wars movie was when Obi-Wan dicho that our truths depend on our point of view. This is something that my buddhist teachers in India are always telling us – don’t be so solid, stiff and rigid. Your truth is not the siguiente person’s truth. Truth is not always truth.

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Guide by Tamar20 posted hace más de un año
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Sometimes all it takes is a small gesture to totally change someone’s day. When tu sense that someone cares for tu o is putting your concerns ahead of their own tu often have your outlook totally transformed to something más positive and warm. Here are some small ways to make someone’s day.

1. Smile
2. Open doors
3. Offer a asiento at your mesa, tabla in a busy cafe
4. Make eye contact
5. Shout a workmate a coffee for no reason
6. Start a conversation with someone who looks lonely
7. Listen
8. Share a tip that has helped tu out in your life recently
9. Give money to beggars without conditions attached
10. Don’t complain about politics o reciente news
11. Try and put a positive spin on a bad situation
12. Invite someone to go jogging
13. Cook for your wife
14. Meditate so tu are calmer for your family
15. Volunteer for someone who really needs it

Normally I like to rant on and write long and in depth posts about things but sometimes it is just the simplest things that help the most. There is a wonderful quote por Plato that says, “Be kind for everyone tu meet is...
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Review by thetacoman posted hace más de un año
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the mostrar is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If tu look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", o perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very dark feel). For this reason, it attracted many teen and young adults, but because Nick was so strongheaded and stupid, IZ never recieved the correct time period, and veiwings suffered.
IZ is one of those shows that no one will truly understand. Perhaps even Johnen Vasquez does not understand it (which is highly likely). Its main base plot is based upon this chaos and confusion, as GIR's chaotic personality and the en general, general pandamonium of the mostrar make it memorable.
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Opinion by kakalover posted hace más de un año
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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if tu worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell tu to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your favorito! song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow misceláneo people off and tell them what to buy every minuto o so. If tu get in trouble, say tu were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your collar and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__ was the wrong one."

7. Ask teenagers how often they get grounded, and before they finish their sentence, say, "Oh no. tu is a bad boy/girl!!" in a weird accent. (I have done this. It's so funny!)

8. Sing the national anthem for whatever country you're in, and if people don't sing along, say, "You have no sense of the__________ spirit!!"
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Article by justleeelee posted hace más de un año
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•    Ablutophobia- Fear of washing o bathing

•    Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air

•    Anablephobia- Fear of looking up

•    Anemophobia- Fear of wind

•    Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers

•    Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights

•    Barophobia- Fear of gravity

•    Basophobia- Fear of walking

•    Blennophobia- Fear of slime

•    Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman

•    Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting

•    Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors

•    Chaetophobia- Fear of hair

•    Chionophobia- Fear of snow

•    Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
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Opinion by XxEmolovexX posted hace más de un año
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been publicado alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality o sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope tu like!!! This was written por me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time lectura my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help tu feel better. And who knows, over time tu might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an autor :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If tu amor to read :
Yea so if tu amor to read, like try and find a good novel o such under a certain topic tu love. I personally amor a good fantasía Mystery.

If tu amor sports:
Go buy yourself something to your taste in sports and go have fun! Just go outside and play! Have fun, also try a variety of sports.
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Article by 11HiddenNinja posted hace más de un año
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making tu upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way tu are, o they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, o don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying tu for "no reason", it's because they like you, o is jealous of you, o it's the spirits clashing.
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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When you're happy and tu know it bomb Iraq
If tu cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
pakistán is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If tu never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If tu think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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1) I can't reach my license unless tu hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't tu the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, tu must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are tu Andy o Barney?

6) I thought tu had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do tu know why tu pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12) When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have tu been drinking?" tu probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have tu been eating doughnuts?"
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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1. When tu are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five segundos after it's dicho on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do tu come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can tu fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit siguiente to tu because the seats alreadly taken por your invisible friend.
12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the cine twist.
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never dicho tu NEED a nose job. I just dicho it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could tu excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have dado someone like tu a segundo look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I fecha just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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Are tu saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
hola dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are tu again?
Mom, tu too can be saved.
I need más money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have tu ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
I'd amor to talk to you, but I have más important things in my life to do.
Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
hola mom, tu know how tu and dad got married at 20, well...
This is my inicial away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing tu naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't tu have some laundry to do o something?
tu are so cute when tu get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuto - I get it. What time of the mes is it?
tu sure tu don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of perra flakes this morning!
Who are tu kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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