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posted by harrypotterbest
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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fuego at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied por the number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force por which masculine will power is defeated por feminine water-power!...
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posted by animemaykat101
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Are tu super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games tu can play on this site if tu are boredXD
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THINGS tu CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send tu a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As tu can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did tu ever walk in a room and forget why tu walked in? I think that’s how perros spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...
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After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow tu own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and mostrar him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got inicial to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by EminemAddict09
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Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for misceláneo times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by ShadowFan100
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Shadow here, and I think it's time I listed the reasons why I amor this club. Here we go....

1: Randomness

As the club name suggests, it's completely RANDOM. tu can literally post nearly anything tu wish, and nobody gives a sh*t. por "random", though, I don't mean I want to post anything threatening/offensive towards anyone. I generally use this club to post what I'm interested in. I can talk about Vocaloid, Power Rangers, my amor for Nick Wilde and even being a Furry and literally no one gives me sh*t about it. I just amor how I'm basically free to be who I am without harsh judgement/backlash....
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posted by mountaindewman
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Now, this is story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, when i watched all of his videos and realised taking crticsism he can't . let me tell tu about my mr enter rant.
NOTE: THIS WILL BE ACTAUL FACTS . NOT NITPICKS.

First of all, he is copying off of another reviewer. in 2011 a man named his series " Animated Atrocites." in 2013 Mr Enter dicho " HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAVE CAME UP WITH THE HIGHLY ORIGINAL NAME! ANIMATED ATROCITES!" Then i go on the man's videos and people are saying " WOW. way to copy mr enter!" just shows tu how stupid his dumbass fans are.

Secondly. He is...
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(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There tu go.)

So I'm pretty sure por now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a lobo and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)

BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...
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ANIME! ^____^

An awesome fuente of entertainment that's basically Japanese caricaturas often inspired por manga, o Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost amor every one I see. And this lista is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from anime I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...
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This articulo kind of has a story to go along with it. tu see, a few years hace I was going to make an articulo about my parte superior, arriba 15 favorito! animated characters but all I ever did was the title, the images, and character quotes. So I never got to making the articulo and it just stayed in my rough draft box all this time, just shows how lazy I am. Along with that, recently I made a video about my parte superior, arriba 20 favorito! fictional characters but youtube blocked it globally so no one could watch it so I just deleted it. Please comentario but keep in mind this is just my opinion. Enjoy!

20.Aang and Zuko (Avatar:...
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posted by ShadowFan100
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There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry o start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right o wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...
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posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? ducha, ducha de 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong o hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I amor yous o calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells misceláneo girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king o fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
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posted by gwendiamond
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Jan: I went to the cine with
Feb: I married
Mar: I washed clothes with
Apr: I had cena with
May:I dated
Jun: I went to school with
Jul: I ran a marathon with
Aug: I was partners in a science project with
Sep: I watched TV with
Oct: I was in a movie with
Nov: I switched lives with
Dec: I'm obsessed with

1: A monkey
2: Logan Lerman
3: Gale (from The Hunger Games)
4: Annabeth (from Percy Jackson)
5: A banana
6: Hermione (from Harry Potter)
7: Brussel Sprouts
8: Trent (from Total Drama Island)
9: Johnny Depp
10: Rick Riordan
11: Justin Bieber
12: Zero (from Vampire Knight)
13: Bella (from Twilight)
14: Lisa (from The...
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posted by randomgirl3000
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1-How are you?
2-Do tu ever wish tu were someone else?
4-What is your entire name?
5-How old are you?
6-Age tu get mistaken for:
7-Your zodiac/horoscope and if tu think it fits your personality:
8-What did tu do on your last birthday?
9-What is one thing tu would like to accomplish before your siguiente birthday?
10-What is your hair color?
11-Have tu ever dyed your hair?
12-What is your eye color?
13-If tu could change your eye color, would you?
14-Do tu wear contacts/glasses?
15-Your opinion about your body and how confortable tu are with it:
16-Have tu ever considered plastic surgery? What would...
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posted by nmdis
"Gift Of A Friend"


Sometimes tu think you'll be fine por yourself
Cause a dream is a wish that tu make all alone
It's easy to feel like tu don't need help
But it's harder to walk on your own

You'll change inside
When tu realize

The world comes to life
And everything's bright
From beginning to end
When tu have a friend
por your side
That helps tu to find
The beauty tu are
When tu open your heart
And believe in
The gift of a friend
The gift of a friend

Someone who knows when you're lost and you're scared
There through the highs and the lows
Someone to count on, someone who cares
Beside you...
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posted by nmdis
"Got Dynamite"


I can't take your hand and
Lead tu to the water
I can't make tu feel what tu don't feel
But tu know tu wanna
Find out how to crack me
Log in try to hack me

Underneath the surface
There's so much tu need to know
And tu might feel like you're drowning
But that's what I need to let go

Tell me what tu got to break down the walls
tu just might need dynamite
Tell me what tu got to break down the walls
Kick senseless, my defenses
Tell me what you're gonna do
I need tu to light the fuse
Tell me what tu got to break down the walls
tu just might need dynamite...
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posted by nmdis
"Every Time tu Lie"


You told me on a Sunday
That it wasn't gonna work
I tried to cry myself to sleep
'Cause it was supposed to hurt
We sat siguiente to the fire
As the flame was burning out
I knew what tu were thinking
Before you'd say it aloud

Don't say your sorry, 'cause I'm not even breaking
You're not worth the time that this is taking

I knew better than to let tu break my heart
This soul you'll never see again, won't be mostrando scars
tu still amor her I can see it in your eyes
The truth is all that I can hear
Every time tu lie

I woke up the siguiente morning
With a smile on my face
And a long...
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posted by nmdis
"Falling Over Me"


I'm standing in the center of the room
I watch the boys follow girl's perfume
All is as it should be I assume
Except for the distance between me and tu

You're standing as a flor on the muro
The room is still but we're about to fall
And all the names that brought us here
Simply fade away.....

Who tu are is falling over me
(Who tu are is falling over me)
Who tu are is everything I need
(Who tu are is everything I need)

I'm hoping
I'm waiting
I'm praying tu are the one
I'm hoping
I'm waiting
I'm praying tu are the one

I can't believe that night turned into...
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posted by nmdis
U Got Nothin' On Me"


U got nothin' on me
U got nothin' on me
U got nothin' on me

Summer came tu took me por surprise
The California sunshine in my eyes
Driving with the parte superior, arriba down we sang along
To our favorito! songs, nothing could go wrong

[Verse 2:]
Laughing as we gazed under the moon
tu kissed me and it never felt too soon
Hard to believe that anything could tear us apart
That you'd break my heart

[Chorus:]
Now I know who tu are
U got nothing on me, I see
I should've known it from the start
(U got nothing on me)
tu can't tell me lies
Don't even try 'cause
This is goodbye, goodbye

[Verse 3:]
...
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posted by nmdis
"Solo"


You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until tu give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think tu could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

tu sing to me
Too bad tu couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't tu stick to acting?

Here tu go again...
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