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posted by EllentheStrange
1.I am bisexual
2.I puñetazo, ponche hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I amor emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If tu want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in amor with Death
11.Death is in amor with me
12.I amor horror and gororr movies
13.I like tatuajes and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If tu ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card o anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know tu amor me if tu listen to my music,even if tu hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast
posted by laspanglish
there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious corazón all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...
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posted by patrisha727
1. If tu are right handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your right side. If tu are left handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your left side.

2. If tu stop getting thirsty, tu need to drink más water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep tu from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz Lema is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best o nothing”.


6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your fecha begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat más from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the mesa, tabla that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and filete knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...
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posted by misscrazel
User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are tu a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are tu female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are tu male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are tu a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.


Cleverbot: Do tu like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: tu just...
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posted by Alma_
-Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!



Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. tu play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug por the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...
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posted by Kibahina96
Hobbies:
My favorito! things to do are write fanfiction, watch anime read and of course Fanpop. Some of my favorito! anime include Naruto, Pokémon, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Vampire Knight.


Family:

My family is pretty big I have a older sister,a niece, seven stepbrothers and five stepsisters.

School Life:
School was hard for me due to the fact that I suffer from Epilepsy.

Other Information:
Ever since I started watching anime I dreamed of being an anime character.
posted by deathding
*I've learned that tu can't make someone amor you.
All tu can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

*I've learned that whatever hits the fan won't be evenly distributed.

*I've learned that tu shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're más screwed up than tu think.

*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.

*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we...
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posted by Syltre
1. A kiss is a lovely trick, designed por nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous. - Ingrid Bergmen


2. amor is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides tu have to make a decision. tu have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that tu should ever part. Because this is what amor is. amor is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what...
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tu don't have to worry about 2012.


Here's a couple of reasons why:

1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the siguiente few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.

2) There are no planets o asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.

3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.

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This young boy kept from sight
crying into the middle of the night
he fears that others will sense the shame
but was this boy really too blame?
this little boy who was full of belief
could not from him seem to find relief
he feels so dirty with his clothes which are tore
when he is being flung on the bedroom floor
this broken child lost his innocence at a very young age
through a trusted mans deliberate drunken rage
his little broken corazón was full of pain
through the rest of his life it would stain
people would see the bruises that lay upon his face
he wanted and longed for his special place
while...
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posted by ssook78
me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*

































LALALA!















HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*













o_o








hi








heh heh *rocks* i amor tu teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying misceláneo stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some misceláneo application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. tu have no means to do so. tu cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien tu know!!...
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Link I found this on: link

Just when we thought facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.

An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”

facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. siguiente thing tu know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made por the January 25 youth.”

Now we turn to our community. What do tu think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?

Thanks for reading.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Isn't it amazing how song lyrics can describe exactly how tu feel? tu can listen to a song, and each word aches through your body like a personal message to you. Reminds tu that someone understand your confusion, your hurt, your situation.


Isn't it brilliant when unintentionally tu smile the biggest smile you've ever smiled. That smile that tu thought tu would never smile again.


Isn't it ridiculous how a friend can go from being a great friend, to a worst enemy overnight? tu have one argument and "BAM"! tu hate eachother, you've lost someone that used to make tu smile, and now instead...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If tu push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If tu pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless tu keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing tu were up there than up there wishing tu were down here.

5. The ONLY time tu have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, tu can actually watch...
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posted by makaela2216
I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught tu should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My friends say that i'm delirous(or however tu spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer articulo so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
The más tu squrimed the harder he bit tu and all of a sudden tu felt a shock of pain that began to grow to your heart"STOP!"you screamed but he just held onto tu tighter as your body began to shake violently.Breathing started to became más and más frantic.You heard the door slam open and some1 yell "vince take your filthy hands off her"it sounded like felix? then he was dragged off of you.His face changed from felix to vince 'wtf'you thought tu were still shaking violently...
~Felix's Pov
I looked over at _ and saw her shaking violently and her getting very pale.I ran over to her and...
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When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing oveja when their 'hair' was too long" like they mostrar tu in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's corazón was corazón shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think bebés came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the cap...
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