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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If tu feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
mover move
Can tu feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
tu never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me amor you
everyday
So long tu let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
*music*
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Opinion by montgomeryraina posted hace más de un año
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got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the parte superior, arriba of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on fantasía Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.

11. I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.

12. I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some cine i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some música i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some libros i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
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Article by Smib posted hace más de un año
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Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

2
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

3
40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

4
315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

5
On the average, 12 newborns will be dado to the wrong parents daily.

6
chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's corazón and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

7
Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

8
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

9
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars dado out during World War II were made of wood.

10
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

11
Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Ok time to start!
6 QUOTES:
1."Bart,with $10,000,we'd be millionaires!We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
2."I'm an excellent house keeper.Every time I get a divorce,I keep the house."
3."He dreamed he was eating shreadded wheat and woke up and found his mattress half gone."
4."The way taxes are,you might as well marry for love."
5."I hope life isn't a big joke because i don't get it."
6."Half of the people inthe world are below average."
6 SAYINGS:
1.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
2.I've tried yoga,but i find stress less boring.
3."Cheese...milk's leap toward immortality."
4."Love is grand;divorce is a hundred grand."
5."Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
6."Procrastination gives tu something to look adelante, hacia adelante to."
The End
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List by moodystuff449 posted hace más de un año
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for comida
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason tu have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents por their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail tu out of jail and tell tu what tu did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin siguiente to tu sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen tu cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about tu with direct frases from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave tu behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.
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List by moodystuff449 posted hace más de un año
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List by moodystuff449 posted hace más de un año
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☮=Peace
♥=Hearts
ツ=Doodle Smile
✿=Flower
☺=Smiley Face
ღ=Fancy corazón
☆=Star 1
★=Star 2
♣=clover!
♪♫=Music
◦◕‿◕◦=face
Ѽ= manzana, apple
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ=butterfly
✔=checkmark

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(> )># So, i got tu this lil waffle.
U..U

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....('_' )
.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

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.(O.O)
.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

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(>#<)
U...U
tu know what, i eatted da waffle

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List by moodystuff449 posted hace más de un año
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do tu want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do tu amor me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have tu ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are tu even asking?
Girl - will tu kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will tu hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are tu crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is segundos cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each sentence

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Article by tribro3 posted hace más de un año
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Hi im thinking of wrting a story (IDK how long yet, ill see how far i can get without it becming boring) for storywrite.com (gr8 site) the story is about a female vampire who accidently kills her little brother in bloodlust and decides she no longer wants to be a vampire but the only way to stop being a vampire is to kill the person who infected tu and drink all their blood, but that person is her lover, the story is mostly going to be about her struggling with herself on whether what shes trying to do is right and whether shes being selfish and finding herself in promising positions to kill him but not being able to. for más info message me

and now down to the point, i cant think of a title, does anyone have any suggestions, also character, place, any names o titles are appreciated thanks
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying inicial and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING por TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go por car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

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Review by sassikassi posted hace más de un año
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This lista DOES belong to me. Please don't copy without permission!

1. The teachers will pick on you.

2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when tu don't play with your jewelry.

3. The teachers make rude faces at tu when tu wave at them.

4. The kids always cuss.

5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.

6. The kids will steal your stuff.

7. The bus drivers all are either psychos o have attitude problems.

8. The bathrooms are disgusting.

9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if tu see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.

10. There is innappropriate escritura on the bathroom walls.

11. The toilets are hard to flush.

12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.

13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and tu almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.
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Opinion by -RandomChick- posted hace más de un año
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First, lets start of with the 'Those who I dislke me' list...

[i]Braggers - People who constantly talk non - stop about their perfect little lives.

Attention seekers - People who constantly talk about something that happened (to them) o mostrar off in front of others. (E.G: Last night my cat had a corazón attack - Pulling the spotlight onto them)

Those who look for self pity - People who look for pity in those around them. (E.G: My mum beat me last night - Expecting those who care to 'aww' and stick up for them.)

Teachers Pets - Those annoying little suck ups sitting way to close to the teachers escritorio and continually asking to do stuff for the them.

Parents - Sure they raised us but my main reason for disliking them is because of all the non stop nagging and if they're real bastards, beating there children - Not acceptable if tu ask me. Take your anger out on the sex - not the younger, weaker person living under the roof.
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Opinion by TVD_rocks posted hace más de un año
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10. Sing “Bad Touch” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are tu gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with tu for Halloween

4. mostrar him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile o if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
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Fan fiction by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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I was walking along the playa with my boyfriend. Everyone treated him like a celebrity. But to me he was just a normal guy. When I met him on my vacation in Hawaii he thought that I was some crazy fan. But then we kept on running into each other and then we started to hang out and after a couple of days he asked me out. Now we were dating for 2 months. And there was a lot of rumors about me not him ME.
“chris?” I turned into his direction. And looked into his eyes.
“yes” he answered with his beautiful voice. I amor him but sometimes………
“the last 2 months ive been spending with tu were amazing but the rumors….” He cut me off.
“sweetie don’t listen to them just ignore them ok?” he asked me with his innocent eyes.
“its hard tu should hear when they talk about me in school. Its its its so annoying.”
“sarah, baby please don’t listen to any of them” he told me and I turned into the direction we were going there was an awkward license for a couple of minutos and then Chris broke off.
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List by Phineas-Fangirl posted hace más de un año
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Twenty facts about meh!!! >:]

1. I amor cats
2. I can draw
3. I can write
5. I'm immature, get over it!
6. I have three pets!
7. I have a cousin on here! She is hellomia!
8. My favorito! bands are Evanescence, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Pillar, and Breaking Benjamin!
9. I'm a Justin Bieber supporter!
10. I think Katy Perry has an amazing voice!
11. Three and six are my favorito! numbers!
12. I'm tall!
13. I'm in ninth grade!
14. This number is my age!
15. I'm an A-B student!
16. I'm blond!
17. I can't cook!
18. I'm an idiot!
18. I'm in a relationship!
19. Thumbs are funny :)
20. I skipped number four and used 18 twice!
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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Hello everyone!
It's time to have talk time with Invader Calliope!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so my fave band is trapnest!
My fave singer is gir!
I amor arroz balls!
I am a great cook!
I am on the track team!
I amor video games!
I amor to watch Invader Zim!
I am InvaderCalliope!
I amor ddr!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about kitties!
I have one!
There so soft!
I also have a pet ferret!
I amor my hurón, ferret so much!
Now with talk time we are going to talk about the power puff girls!
I amor them so much!
I have a key chain with all three of them!
Now let's end todays talk time with InvaderCalliope!
The End!
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Opinion by TVD_rocks posted hace más de un año
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from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds tu of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his inicial adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he respuestas he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
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Opinion by TVD_rocks posted hace más de un año
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1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the siguiente car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The más it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window o sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat comida that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13. Sing without having the radio on.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.
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Opinion by TVD_rocks posted hace más de un año
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(1) He spends twenty minutos looking at an naranja jugo, jugo de box because it said, "concentrate".

(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) He tries to drown a fish.

(6) If tu gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) He trips over a cordless phone.

(8) He takes a ruler to cama to see how long he slept.

(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.

(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.

(13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.

(14) He takes tu to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
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List by TVD_rocks posted hace más de un año
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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that
this is your "personal space."

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all
of tu just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in
there?"

9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act
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Opinion by AMoRPoP posted hace más de un año
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Everything I need to know, I learned it from Noah's Ark...

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone might ask tu do something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. Remember, the snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile

TEN: Remember, the Ark was built por amateurs; the titanic por professionals.

Cheers!
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Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted hace más de un año
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Why not smile? tu can always find a reason to smile, believe it o not. tu can say that your life is the worst, tu can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet tu anything, that if tu let yourself search, tu can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, tu can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but tu don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone will go through some crap at some point in their lives, doesn't mean tu have to let it take over though. Even when tu have to go through pain every day, as hard as it is, try to shrug it off with a smile. Because at the end of the day, it's tu who is living your life, no one else, so make it a good one, and smile.

Start off the día with a smile, share that smile with others, and make someone else smile too. Everyone wants to be happy, so why shouldn't they be? Happiness is for everyone, not just the bitches who try to take it away from me. Because you...
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Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted hace más de un año
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Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to lista all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound tu get when tu scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, tu know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when tu just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. pescado fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
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Article by CommanderCody posted hace más de un año
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amor is out.
I look at my baseballbat then i look at you.I put on my hat tu sit down i know tu amor me but instead tu walk away.I can't win this game cause tu are gone any way.

I oscilación the bat and i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
amor is out

tu don't watch that inicial run your just out of here I'm makin tu happy tu and everyone.I'm sorry for tu wantin to go and i get a strike so...

I oscilación the bat i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
amor is out

I seem to amor tu and tu don't give a darn we're close in amor like a cat to yarn. so I don't know why I try

I oscilación my bat i miss so it's
I oscilación my bat so o o o
it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
amor is out
yeah amor is out

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