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List by moodystuff449 posted hace más de un año
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I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, tu can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one más service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving gatos for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time por blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live por the sword get shot por those who don't.

I amor cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Opinion by moolah posted hace más de un año
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James
cabina for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am canto my favorito! song, 21 pistolas por Green día whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down screaming, “He love’s me!” but she sits there calmly and grins whenever Tori walks up to her and grabs the phone out of her hands. “Jeez Louise!” She says and throws the phone at Beth. I look up from the grill and over to Beth. She’s standing up now and looking in her phones mirror, her back is facing me, and she’s close enough that I can see the phone and her face, smudged up against the phone. “Beth, what’s going on?” Minnie looks up from her tablet. “I just got a text.” Minnie opens her eyes wide, like it’s the end of the world....
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Opinion by TruBerries posted hace más de un año
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the trofeos lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people escritura this way if he/she had dyslexia o someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet o if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us to be escritura like we don't know any better o that we've just gotten out of kindergarten. As for the abusing of the caps, I'm not gonna lie, I do sometimes use all trofeos but that's normally to cuss someone out to let a person know that I'm incredibly mad o annoyed so tu need to back off, but I don't have it on constantly every single día of the week. Shoot, I don't wanna get cussed out por people and when tu do use the trofeos lock, it's also an indication that you're yelling. I never quite understood why some tu y'all get mad when someone else tells another person to calm...
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List by x-menobsessed26 posted hace más de un año
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1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give tu a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if tu can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your día been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your escritorio into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
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Opinion by TruBerries posted hace más de un año
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Here's a lista of things that are just absolutely annoying:

1-People posting up his/her personal relationship problems o at the fact he/she has done something stupid.
Future Reference: A)If tu want amor consejos there's a amor spot on here somewhere so post your romance on there. There's people that are más than willing to answer any type of relationship preguntas tu may have and B) Nobody really cares what stupid thing you've done last night with the guy/girl that tu had a 'great time' with. Keep the intimate details to yourself, there's teenagers in here.

2-People starting petty arguments over someone else's opinion.
Look, it's not necessary arguing with people over the computer screen. If tu don't like what someone else has said, then common sense would tell tu to ignore it and not initiate an argument over an opinion one has. Everyone is entitled to their opinion!

3-Judging other people because he/she happens to be different.
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Opinion by iluvsmj posted hace más de un año
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of tu bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of tu bastards who are getting on, get your culo in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want tu to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When tu come out,you may play with your train, but I want tu to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank tu for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of tu just boarding, we ask tu to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope tu will have a pleasant and relaxing...
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Article by x-menobsessed26 posted hace más de un año
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, tu can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, toro Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her anterior name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
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Opinion by greenstergirl posted hace más de un año
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1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I estola a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag tu down and beat tu with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make tu Christian even más then standing in a garaje makes tu a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the lista though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at inicial even if tu wish they were.

8. I thought I wanted a career- turns out all I wanted was paychecks.

9. At a train station a train stops. At a bus station a bus stops. At my desk, I have a work station. Thats where my work stops.

10. When tempted to fight fuego with fuego remember the fuego department usually uses water.
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Opinion by Supergirl14 posted hace más de un año
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The Plan
I looked in the cracked mirror, Sad and lonley...Well not lonley, I did have my circus preformers(or slaves as I was taught to call them)But most of them thougt I was a freak! I know they woun't dare say that to my face, but I hear them,"I hate her so much,"and,"she is such a freak!"(I hate when pepole call me that!)
What did I do wrong?I gave them everything they needed,and made sure they were perfect.They work three hours a day, how hard is that, I work non-stop.
I always try to make sure I'm perfect in every way,but there is always something wrong in my routine.I always try to make friends but end up failing,so I have none, except a baby's handful of slaves liked me, so other than my slaves I had no friends.Here was how I made my friends,I'd invite them after the mostrar and put a spell on them so that they will be hypnotized into being my friend ,the problem is that the spell lasts about an hour,and then they find out,(you can guess what happens next)they call me a freak and leave.
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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Neon lips, blue eyeshadow, shimmering glitter, and golden bronzers: This spring, some of the most dramatic looks we saw on the runways are making their way onto our faces. But not everything we dabble on pleases everyone. We had a hunch that some of our biggest beauty obsessions might be turn-offs for guys...so we went ahead asked. Prepare yourself: brutal honesty ensues.

1. Heavy foundation and powders:"The inch-thick powder is a huge turn-off," says Maxim senior editor Nick Leftley. "No guy wants to kiss a girl on the cheek and then find he¹s wearing foundation himself." A flaking face is one thing, but when your cheek becomes a palette of skin-tone colors, men pay attention...and not the good attention. "I'm always amazed to see women with two-tone faces, two apparently different shades of skin on the face, as if they apply makeup in the dark," says James Oliver Cury, the online editorial director at Maxim. "I'd rather see one greasy face than some sort of melanin imbalance. The nose should match the cheeks."
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Article by vanillaicecream posted hace más de un año
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So let's say you're talking to your friends and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, tu manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered por underpants; spinning around to apologize, tu instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon tu realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to tu o
b.) a Tuesday?

Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward tu are.

Well, this Awkwardness Test is as numerical as they get, because it has numbers, and it's hard to mess up, even if tu are still covered in wedding cake. All tu need to do is add a point if one of these situations has happened to tu in the past month.


•You start to tell a joke ("So this pato walks into a library..."). It turns out to be terribly inappropriate. ("Hey, my brother's in the hospital because of ducks!")
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Article by WildTiger posted hace más de un año
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GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most boys think it's cute when tu say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that tu have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We ALL amor surprises!! Now.... make a wish! Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!! WISH WISH WISH WISH * *** ***** ******** ********* ********** *********** ************ *********** ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** ***** ******** ********* ********** @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##################### $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%% ***********...
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Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted hace más de un año
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I'm tired. Very tired. I got hardly any sleep last night, I was too busy on fanpop. Damn tu fanpop!

Did tu know, I had a science test today? Well, tu do now. And it went into break. Yes, the whole of break! I thought that we were going to get some time to chill afterwards but oh no, I had to go straight to English, grrr.
And I'd finished the test; so I may as well have gone outside and been able to eat! Because then I was just hungry and I wait another two hours to eat something. :(
And meanwhile, my friend got to do it in another room, because last time she talked too much in the exam hall, so she got let out on time. While I was just sitting there. Just sitting, being able to hear everyone outside. And then the birds started yelling! And they wouldn't shut up. And then I got told off for looking at the ceiling, and not straight ahead. As if I was going find the respuestas on the ceiling.

I hate science. It's my worse subject. Well, that and PE - and Maths. I'm intelligent, I mean I know what I'm talking about, I amor English, I just don't know stuff, which is why I fail so badly at general knowledge and lessons like...
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Review by yukikiyruu posted hace más de un año
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Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your camisa, camiseta which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that tu would get caught within the first couple of minutes.

Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care más than what tu want them to and often that makes them pregunta every 10-15 segundos about your wellness. If tu are down with fever and tu let your best friend who is a girl (quite funny to type) know, chances are that you'll end up answering the phone at least 20 times that day!

Childishness:

Almost everyone has some childishness in him/her. The famous quote "There is no point growing up if tu cannot be a child at times" is an illustration of that fact. However, the proportion of girls I've observed to be childish is much higher than what I observed in...
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Opinion by jayjay4life posted hace más de un año
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1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse.
2. Don't act like tu know what you're talking about when tu don't. It just pisses us off.
3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect.
4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such.
5. Sure, you're the guy, so tu can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation.
6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong.
7. When tu screw up, don't blame your fault on us.
8. Don't be rude to our side of the family. Ever.
9. Don't give yourself special privilges.
10. Don't hide anything from us.
11. Don't tell us lies.
12. Don't make stupid decisions.
13. When we act mean o hissy, don't get us even más angry por actuación like a jerk. We're girls. tu don't understand what we go through.
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Opinion by darina25 posted hace más de un año
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u will need: shampoo, towel, conditioner. not much is it?

1st way longer, do it in the evening b4 goin 2 bed
~ wet ur hair
~ wash ur hair with any sort of shampoon then if ur done just half dry it with ur towel ( do not use a hairdryer it only burns ur hair )
~ be4 ur hair dries put ur conditioner in ur hair from the parte superior, arriba 2 the bottom. n leave it till morning
~ in the morning wash ur hair
~ dry it with ur towel n wait till it dries fully
~ the last step is 2 be happy with ur new soft hair.


2nd if u don't have enough time then try step 2


~ wash ur hair n dry it with towel.
~ put conditioner on still wet hair n leave it 4 around 5 mins.
~ then wash the conditioner of with shampoon
~ dry it of with a towel.
~ when it dries then, just be happy with new hair.
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Opinion by darina25 posted hace más de un año
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green
so this was my favourite outfit 2 draw. here is the descripción I'd like to try for something más unusual. But not Lady Gaga unusual.

I tend to like something flowy and that covers my arms.

As for trousers, anything. o if tu draw a dress, it's all good. Whatever tu like to draw is fine por me as long as it's not like, tarty. Hey,
My hair is brown, kind of chocolatey brown. As for style, um, I'm not all that sure and I don't pay much attention to it anyway but, maybe something half up, half down?
Did that make sense? If not, just let me know and I'll try and be más specific
so here i couldn't deside so i did around 6 maybe 7 skeches but decided to mostrar this two. first one the red one, is kinda wavy,red and i thought a black cinturón, correa would suit the hair style is tide up and looks quite pretty this way. the other one is in shades of green and red flowersi think the parte superior, arriba is interesting shoes r also green and hair is up again. hope u like it !! ( link )
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Opinion by darina25 posted hace más de un año
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here is a descripción dado por lloonny, a lad this time. here is a descripción of his outfit "i would like to wear some jeans for boys of course ,T-shirt
(it can b any color,but i think white color is better)
and some shoes white n blue my hair are short(like for boys u know)& they're black." so this was also an easy work. the jeans r a denim colour and r a bit shady in some places. yeah this t-shirt is not just white, cuz i did not like it that way - it was too simple for this outfit- so i did a blue disgn. the outfit is mainly in a colour of blue. the hair style is normal black and short. so here check it out n i hope u like it
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Opinion by darina25 posted hace más de un año
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here is the outfit
This is ubjb's descripción of the outfit me just plane blue jens camisa, camiseta thats usally black... and any comfortable clothing, i would like for my hair style a curly blond hair that is quite long... is that okay?? so i did it. i hope she likes it. it was an easy work because after i read the descripción i knew straight away, what to draw. the jeans are dark, shoes simple and grey - they are supposed to go with the cardican- the cardican also grey with a hood. the cardican is covering a simple black t-shirt that for me suits the blond long curls. i thought there should not be any accesories needed because this is a "simple" outfit. i didn't want to make the outfit look over looked " looking a bit too much" so i hope u like u'r outfit ubjb. ( link )
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Fan fiction by xalexsakurax posted hace más de un año
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and alex took the cuchillo from his mouth and stabbed him right on the forehead while miki cut his arm off and alex cut open his chest "done damn was i scared"said alex "of wat"anwsered miki "i thought my piss was going to end up all over the ground"said alex seriously "u disgust me!"said miki laughing "i better"replied alex then the wind started to pick up it blewed so hard alex and miki flew up then whooosh!!!gone alex and miki were gone no one knows were they r at............. but i do........wait till siguiente time bye bye for now
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Review by RandomQueenOo posted hace más de un año
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Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What tu call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what tu call him, he ain't gonna come.

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Opinion by smileypop9 posted hace más de un año
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Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing bebés one.
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Doesn't it annoy tu when you're watching your fave mostrar on telly, someone is about to die o something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. tu know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
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o those annoying My Little poni, pony adverts. Who the hell would want a rosado, rosa glittery freaky poni, pony set?
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Dishwasher adverts. Why does a mom and a kid always have to be in every dishwasher advert in the UNIVERSE?
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Do tu count the adverts, do tu make fun of the people on them, do tu throw darts at the TV when they come on? If so, you're not alone.
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Opinion by smileypop9 posted hace más de un año
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Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I amor reading. It's fun, and it takes tu to a whole new world.
Don't tu hate it when someone on fanpop writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' o something along those lines on their perfil page when they are asked for their favorito! books? I know I do.
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I mean, how can tu hate reading? tu read every day. You're lectura now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your perfil page, cos tu obviously do.
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To those who don't read (I don't even know how you're receiving what I'm escritura now), then I suggest tu go to your local library, pick up a misceláneo book, go home, read it and get a life.
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No seriously, to people to don't read, what the HELL is your lectura age? What, is it like 2 o something? I don't know how you're not ashamed of yourselves.
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Fan fiction by moolah posted hace más de un año
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cabina for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eight: Zack

    I’m Zack Overborne Geri, nothing really special, except I was featured in the newspaper, and even on Good Morning America for my amazing drawings (which were almost as good as our friend Minnie’s drawings).
    Finally, Laken surrendered to Ella and we got in the car, waiting for Ella, Tori, and Beth who were checking out. We were in the minivan, I had rented for 4 months from “Bobby’s rentals” It was pretty roomy, even in the front. It had 3 sections and a back plate for the groceries. I’d gotten it because it would fit all of us if we squeezed (plus, I figured Tori and Laken could sit on each other). Whenever the girls came out, we both got out and started putting the groceries in the back of the minivan. Whenever we were done, I got in the drivers seat, and Ella called passenger. Tori and Laken went to the back, and closed the curtain that was there. We heard besar noises.
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Review by AnimeFan66 posted hace más de un año
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1. Always have kindness with you. If tu have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your friends have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who tu are o what they think tu are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights o bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're friends are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if they need help.

6. Don't ever be mad at someone because they have diffrent taste. Weather your friend loves playing video games, lectura comics/manga, watching anime o whatever, don't get angry at them just because of the diffrent taste they have over everything. Diffrences make the person special.

7. If a friend gets left behind on something, take the chance to help them catch up. Winning and being perfect isn't everything. Helping those in need, including your friends will at lease b worth the getting.
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