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List by ilovezuko23 posted hace más de un año
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7 Things to do when tu want to get kicked out of the DMV. por Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy siguiente to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over por a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people siguiente to tu look at tu funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down siguiente to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your favorito! mostrar the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostrar number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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Opinion by cloudstrifefan posted hace más de un año
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Everything tu can do with both a ruler and a compass,you can do with a compass alone.

The number symbol,#,is also known as an "octothorpe".

gatos sleep twice as much as people-up to 18 hours per day.

An ancient Greek vase from around 500 BC shows a boy playing with a yo-yo.

There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia (approx. 40 million)as there are people.

"Almost" is the longest common word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

In Alaska's Matanuska Vally,the long hours of sunlight have been used to grow giant vegetables since the Depression era.

Among various shapes with the same area,a circulo, círculo will have the shortest perimeter.

A neologist is someone who makes up new words o expressions.

Camels have three eyelids to protect their eyes from blowing sand.

Golf balls were originally made of wood.Later,theywere made of leather and stuffed with feathers.
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Article by booklover27 posted hace más de un año
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This is dedicated to my ensalada that I was supposed to have on January 12, 2011



O salad, delicious salad

where have I been?

I got lost with the chips and cookies

but at last we meet again.



O salad, delicious salad

tu ask that I not go

but the other foods call

the meat, the wheat, as well as the cookie dough.



O salad, delicious salad

how long will I stay?

For a while, I hope.

I will try to visit once a day.



O salad, dear salad

from a seedling tu grew

and now with your ranch dressing

I must bid tu adeu



For Lunch time arrives

and my tummy rumbles

before you

my will crumbles.



O salad, dear salad

we shall meet agiain soon
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Opinion by cutiegirl01 posted hace más de un año
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.

12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!
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Opinion by cutiegirl01 posted hace más de un año
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After getting our nails done and Jenny’s hair done we went to my house. I took off my wig just before I walked, “Hey mom do tu know anyone named Elizabeth?”
My mom came around the corner, “What ever tu did just say you’re sorry and-”
“No mom do tu know anyone named Elizabeth Junta?” She nodded, “Sarus and Jenny’s mom’s maiden name was that.” My mom smiled exited.
“Can she come over to night?” I nodded smiling.
“Just let me call her.” I pulled out my cell phone and turned toward Jenny asking, “What’s the number?”
“290-815-3466.” Jenny dicho looking at Josh who was drooling over her, she turns to me and asks, “Are tu sure tu to are related?”
“Sadly.” I sighed as the phone began to ring.
Jenny looked back over at Josh and said, "NO!"
Josh smiled, "You say that now, but just wait you're going 2 fall 4 me." Jenny wipped back her arm and it flew through the air landing on...you got it, on Joshes face making a cracking sound that made me even cring. "OW! What was that for!?"
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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If tu think tu lectura all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fan Twilight fan, wait until tu read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years hace when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been amor with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos

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Guide by fly210 posted hace más de un año
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THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs por lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see tu and have a pie night!


1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend and we started talking about this crazy fanpoper. when we stoped this is what she said.

"we are talking about this total crazy guy and jokeing about him. but I am under my escritorio eating a giant lollypop. I wonder who the crazy one is now."


1/29/11
well it snowed 2 days hace and me and my friends made a fort. It was so big WE could go through. there was sleding on the parte superior, arriba a slide in the mid and a club house on the bottom. ok really I was with some of my friend's 7 año old sister and her sister's...
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Fan fiction by PftFan99 posted hace más de un año
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Once I was lectura online... It dicho that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza comprar like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
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Opinion by KitkatKaysa posted hace más de un año
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Yes, well I had my one true love. I got over him. How? por concentrating and focusing myself on some things such as hanging out with my friends and having great, fun slumber parties together. Don't cry and call him and be desperate. mostrar people that tu are confident and act real mature about it. Go shopping buy something that tu always wanted. tu deserve it now. Think of it as a little cheer up gift. Don't look at him and tu need to mover on with the rest of your life. tu can meet someone tu know will never upset you. Somebody, the last thing he would ever want to do is break your heart. Be positive! Stop thinking about him o then tu will start to cry AGAIN
-.-. In the beginning tu do this, let all the tears out every last one of them then take your anger out on something maybe a almohada and then control yourself. Collect yourself after that. Get yourself together and wash your face and wear something's that will make tu look gorgeous and ready to experience anything else out there. If tu have maybe a club at your school drama. registrarse it! o maybe anything else to take your mind off of HIM and focus on something else! This worked for me. It really did and i just want...
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Guide by KitkatKaysa posted hace más de un año
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(Before we start I would just like to point out that this is how to get CLEARER skin. I'm not promising that you’re going to get clear skin, because technically nobody has perfectly clear skin).



So if you’re lectura this articulo tu either want to achieve and maintain clearer skin o you’re just really bored.

First off let's start out with the basics....



Of course tu should cleanse, tone and moisturize your skin 1-2 times daily.



-A cleanser is what cleans your skin. It removes the dirt, oil and makeup off your skin. Be sure to not wash your face más then twice a day, unless tu were sweating profusely.



-A toner is something that tu use after a cleanser. It acts as somewhat of a backup to the cleanser. It’s más geared toward people with oily skin, because it balances out the oil. So, if tu don’t have oily skin I recommend using it only once a day. Remember to get one without alcohol, because it can aggravate and dry out your skin.
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Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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I'm letting tu do things I'd never let anyone else do
I'm saying things I wouldn't say to anyone but you
I'm feeling these feelings, I hope you're feeling them too
It's like all I really need is you

And when tu hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when tu hold me, I can never be harmed
tu make me feel I can fly

tu hug me when I'm down
And tu tell me I'm great
tu make my feet leave the ground
And I hope that's the way it stays

And when tu hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when tu hold me, I can never be harmed
tu make me feel I can fly

tu know how to make a girl smile
When she wants to do is cry
When tu aren't here a little bit lasts a while
But when you're here the good times fly

And when tu hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when tu hold me, I can never be harmed
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Opinion by 2dolphn97 posted hace más de un año
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Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of tu do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps tu guys, GREAT! if anyone has any preguntas most likely i will be más than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act like a fool even when i try sooooo hard to act cool
5) i stumble with words
6)i cant help but smile when your around
7)i try to impress you
8)i deny that i like them to my friends so they wont bug me about it when secretely i think about tu constantly
9) i am sarcastically funny and try to make tu laugh
10)i act like i dont care yet im hanging on to your every word
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Article by fly210 posted hace más de un año
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this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with más wise words.


a wise man once dicho (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) dicho a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope tu do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I dicho befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see tu in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Opinion by juicyjossy9 posted hace más de un año
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por Karen Armstrong
December 2010
222 pages
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One of the most original thinkers on the role of religion in the modern world—author of such acclaimed libros as A History of God, Islam, and Buddha —now gives us an impassioned and practical book that can help us make the world a más compassionate place.

Karen Armstrong believes that while compassion is intrinsic in all human beings, each of us needs to work diligently to cultivate and expand our capacity for compassion. Here, in this straightforward, thoughtful, and thought-provoking book, she sets out a program that can lead us toward a más compassionate life.



The twelve steps Armstrong suggests begin with “Learn About Compassion” and close with “Love Your Enemies.” In between, she takes up “compassion for yourself,” mindfulness, suffering, sympathetic joy, the limits of our knowledge of others, and “concern for everybody.” She suggests concrete ways of enhancing our compassion and putting it into action in our everyday lives, and provides, as well, a lectura lista to...
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Opinion by trentgwenfan1 posted hace más de un año
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do tu ever feel really ticked of when
tu come inicial from school
and have inicial work
do tu ever fell really mad when the computers blooked

tu just open the laptop and let the smell of blog com out like a fanwar accers


cuz baby your a GT fan i am a huge fan let me wirt writ writ a artcial tonight

cuz baby your a GT fan your better than immature fans let me writ writ writ a artcal tonight

doyou ever fell
really crazy when
GT kiss and think of eclipes
go tesm edward

do tu ever feel
really happy when
tu get a new fan i am a fan of you

tu just open the laptop and let the smell of blog comeout like a fanwar accers

cuz baby your a GT fan
i am a huge fan
letme writ writ writ a artcal tonight

cuz baby your a GT fan your better than immature fans
let me wrt writ writ a artcal tonight

oh my gosh
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Opinion by sapherequeen posted hace más de un año
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her inicial because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I had.
I am not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
We are the couple who had the relater hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
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Article by fly210 posted hace más de un año
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some of tu may be thinking "cheese? why the f*** cheese?" well let me tell tu the power of the yellow white o stinky things we call CHEESE!

for starters it got mice in mice traps. *snap!!* o my bird valley who is dumb enough to eat the cheese and get stuck. *sigh* I'll get tu out vally........ (dumb bird)

then cheese has the power of fart. tu heard me. fart. me and my mom both cut the CHEESE when ever we have CHEESE, milk, coco the lista goes on. I guss that is why they call it CUT THE CHEESE.

Cheese also can get people really mad. tu may say "mad? how can CHEESE make someone mad?" well there are two ways.
1.someone ate ALL the CHEESE and no one else got any.

2. when people never say stop at aceituna, oliva garden when they give CHEESE.you may think it is funny but the person giving the CHEESE would be like this.

"say stop. SAY STOP. SAY STOP! SAY STOP!!!!!!!!! SAY STOP tu $%*#$@$%* $^&%*&%^#% $%#$@^@$*$!!!!!!
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Opinion by Drisina posted hace más de un año
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off tu aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so tu aren't the one stressed on birth control , tu do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell tu at what hora to be inicial when tu in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than inicial as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If tu get drunk tu are not seen as if tu did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in amor over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
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Fan fiction by shun4ever posted hace más de un año
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DAD COMES inicial DRUNK AND MAD

HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.

THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE sofá CRYING

THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.

SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
jesús ON THE CROSS

GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?

TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID.

TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT siguiente TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK

tu READ THIS BECAUSE IT dicho FIGHT,
BUT WOULD tu HAVE
READ IT IF IT dicho jesús STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS

64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS

tu NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF tu DENY
jesús IN FRONT OF UR friends HE WILL DENY YOU
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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Here are some pretty amazing facts that tu probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only animales capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could tu add?
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Fan fiction by AnimeFan66 posted hace más de un año
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"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a almohada feather o a back scratcher, but was más like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped por a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the jungle woman brought help. Her entire family and troop memebers followed her all the way to the same árbol where she left me. When she and all of them looked up however, they were frightend. The leader of the tribe, a strong musclar man, commanded his troops to begin shooting arrows at the giant snake. The tribe fired their spears at the giant creature and the sight of fast, flying arrows got the snake panicked. With that said, the snake uncolied me and slithered fast up the tree. I took a gulp of air and sighed hardly. The woman climbed up the árbol and apologised for leaving me up...
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Fan fiction by AnimeFan66 posted hace más de un año
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope tu all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most misceláneo adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who o what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the playa and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly and took me to the árbol tops. The one who captured me was a young, jungle warrior woman. She saved me because she has never seen anyone like me before and was suprised to see a creature like myself. After some brief touching on my arms, face, and legs, I began getting confused as to why this woman acted so strange towards me. It was then she began to speak. She explained to me that not many vistors visit the island from time to time. Wondering how come, she soon explained that a vicous creature has been eating all of the visitors that come to the island. This...
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Fan fiction by moolah posted hace más de un año
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Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the césped, hierba to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot más fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems bad and ugly when you're young."

"Of course," Jason said. "But now we're uneven, we can still have fun. If we go about it madly."

"Madly?" Isaleia dicho . "But how?"

"With this," Jason dicho and held out a mean phone book. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to throw."
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Opinion by LadyL68 posted hace más de un año
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Answer their preguntas with questions

Ask if tu they can put comida color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a comentario about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free fecha with one of the staff if tu make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a descripción to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

Ask if tu get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief

backwards pizza your order

Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
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Opinion by LadyL68 posted hace más de un año
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1.Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.

2.Guys hate other flirts.

3.A guy can like tu for a minute, and then forget tu afterwards.

4.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5.Are tu doing something?” o “Have tu eaten already?” are the first usual preguntas a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6.Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7.When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8.Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9.Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10.Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11.Guys only like bitches on TV.

12.Guys want to tell tu many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell tu many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
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