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Opinion by trentgwenfan1 posted hace más de un año
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1st step what is the montth of your brith día
1/ 1 meet
2/ i hurt
3/ i wached
4/ i eat
5/ i smaked
6/ i married
7/ i fainted
8/ i got mad
9/ i ran
10/ i broke
11/ i drove
12/ i went to a party



step 2 the día of your brith
1 a fat guy
2 a goth girl
3 a musition
4 a dumb person
5 a person that dance very stupidely
6 a mean brat
7 a a hot guy
8 justin beber
9 hannah montana
10 peter gifin
11 a loser
12 prestdent oboma
13 will drinking soda
14 myslef
15 tu
16 a old man
17 will boxing
18 a wii
19 a maniac
20 a mime
21 Facebook
22 a flamenco, flamingo
23 a grave
24 michel oboma
25 a haertbreaker
26 a warewolf
27 a vampire
28 Taylor lockner
29 a movie about a 2 idiots smaking ecother
30 a scocer ball
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Article by Annacrombie posted hace más de un año
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This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find más crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? tu are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor, this could be fun
"Your drunk" I said
"Your Sexy" He replied
"Okay who let tu watch family guy again...oh wait me"
"IM THE BLOODY KING OF ENGLAND AND I CANT DO AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE tu GIT!"
"Stop pissing me off im hungry"
"NEVEH!" Luca shouted before runnig downstairs and garding the fridge, i followed
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List by KittyTDA98 posted hace más de un año
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1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that tu can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the inicial Depot is más saving and más doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are más than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite taught me to obey my thirst.
9.    LG taught me that life’s good.
10.    Apple taught me that everything’s easier on a Mac.
11.    Pillsbury taught me that nothing says loving like something in the oven.
12.    State Farm taught me that like a good neighbor, it’s there.
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Review by DxCFan123 posted hace más de un año
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and por brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in cama and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to my closet because that's where the sound seemed to be coming from. I saw the closet door oscilación open then shut on it's own. When I looked inside, no was was in there! I thought it could've been the ghost of the woman who had lived here before us. My sister and I were in the attic one día when we found alot of her belongings. Her name was Tamara. I think maybe her spirit didn't like that we moved in. One night, I defiantly saw her creep into my closet. I was lying in cama when I saw a shadowy, silvery...
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Opinion by wolfgirl985 posted hace más de un año
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long hace me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and dicho "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years o so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the moon dont glow and the césped, hierba dont grow-ho!!.....
Needless to say, the beast was stunned. And a whip crack of the tail it was done. So he asked us,
"Be tu angels?"
And we dicho Nay! We are but men to,.. ROCK OUUUTT!! Oh whoa ho whoa! This the best mothafucking song in the world.
What happened that fateful night didnt actually happen..
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Opinion by sapherequeen posted hace más de un año
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1) I don't feel well.

2) I am constantly seeing arguments on here over the same, ancient shit and it's now boring me.

3) I see people fighting in groups, despite one person actually starting the argument with another person. If tu want to fight, learn to fight por your damn self and not have people back up your culo after every reply tu make. -_-

4) My grandmother won't stop talking to me, despite my respectfully reminding her that I'm listening to música and/or watching a movie on YouTube and can not divide my attention at the moment.

5) We're going to my cousins' house later today. I hate being there, the stupidity is too overbearing for me.

6) I'll have to sit on the floor and tolerate one of my cousins agonizing my ear drums with her screaming when she receives her Twilight-related gifts.

7) We're having ham for cena at my cousins. I hate ham. I rather pet the cute little pigs, not eat them. Thanks.
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character o the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free cine ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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On the first día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.


On the segundo día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five cebolla rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the sixth día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Six chocolate milkshakes,
Five cebolla rings,
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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December 14, 2003


Dearest Dave,

I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a perdiz in a pera tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been más surprised o pleased darling!

With truly the deepest love,
Agnes

December 15, 2003

Dearest Dave,

Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted por your thoughtful and generous ways.

With all of my love,
Your Agnes

December 16, 2003

Dearest Dave,

You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what más should I expect from such a nice person.

Love,
Agnes

December 17, 2003

Dear Dave,

Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't tu think that enough is enough? tu are being too romantic.
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do tu get when tu cruzar, cruz a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do tu get when tu cruzar, cruz an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.

Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
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Article by moodystuff449 posted hace más de un año
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Chapter 6:

An Old Enemy, a New Ally

Though Ashtaroth and I went back and forth on for quite a while, I finally gave in to going to sleep and continuing in the morning. It would have been nearly pitch black if I couldn't see in the dark. I sat with my back against the brick muro of the alley staring up at the stars. The milky white outline of the Moon stood out completely against the murky ink-black sky. It was a thin crescent moon, as thin as thread. I was up so late that I had actually watched the moon as it traveled across the sky. The air was cold and crisp and every time tu breathed frost collected in the air. I was practically growing icicles off of my finger tips. I had no idea what I was going to do with Aundre now. I had planned on killing him at one point during the battle, but now that we lived off of one another, I knew it wouldn't be possible. It meant that neither of us could take stupid suicidal risks anymore. I was sure that he knew what had happened, and I was sure that he was just as distressed as I was. But so what? He wouldn't say a word. He didn't know that I knew his secret, that he was a liar. I would have to confront him about it. I...
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted hace más de un año
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Okay, instead of just escritura about misceláneo things that no one really cares about, I’m going to make a lista of my absolute favorito! words in the entire universe. But first: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZA!!!! Most people just say Happy Holidays, but I like to be original. 

1.    Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2.    Uber = It’s like very, but más epic.
3.    Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but tu don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4.    Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5.    Pie = an awesome dessert.
6.    Cheese = I don’t even know why I like saying this, I just do.
7.    Awesome-sauce = okay, so this isn’t my word. It’s still epic.
8.    Schoo = it’s what I call my dog.
9.    Banana = should I even explain this one?
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Article by snusnu13 posted hace más de un año
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It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 año old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular shaped face and almendra eyes. Sally was tall and athletic looking.
“Mum, can I please take Princess for a walk?” Sally called toward the direction of the house. The dog, whose name was Princess, stood up and wagged her tail, she liked going on walks.

A voice came from out of the house, “Of course, but be back before dinner.” Princess wagged her tail so hard it threatened to fall off. Sally grabbed the lead and clipped it on Princess’s collar and walked out of the yard.
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Article by -RandomChick- posted hace más de un año
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Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your mes of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian...
14: A horse...
15: An old man...
16: A drug dealer...
17: A clown...
18: An old woman...
19: A dildo...
20: Michael Jackson...
21: A drunk mexican...
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Opinion by juicyjossy9 posted hace más de un año
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VLAD GERASIMOV (Vlad Studio)

ALL WE NEED IS amor


♥¸¸.•*¨*•♪♫•*¨*••♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥

Hyvää Joulua!
Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Feliz Navidad
Sretan Bozic
Merry Christmas
Hyvaa joulua
Froehliche Weihnachten
Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Buone Feste Natalizie
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Gleđileg jól!
God Jul o Gledelig Jul
Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Joyeux Noël
Feliz Natal
Sarbatori vesele
Hristos se rodi
Hristos se rodi.
Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Chung Mung Giang Sinh

♥¸¸.•*¨*•♪♫•*¨*••♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥

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Review by R33n33sm3 posted hace más de un año
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Some dreams stay with tu long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty o lost items: your phone won't work, your car breaks down, o tu can't find your husbandThis dream is alerting tu to areas of your life that need repair o extra care right now. tu may want to slow down and pay más attention to the realm of life indicated. For example, if tu dream of your phone not working, notice how tu are communicating to others now. Are tu doing everything tu can to get your message across in a positive way? If not, tu may want to tune up this area of your life.
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Opinion by dramaqueen00 posted hace más de un año
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I had too :) it not true anymore but still funny :)
Btw this is not meant to offend twi-diehards and this is actually mine so NO STEALING!!

Rob_P: OK im Robert

KS-Rulez: im Kristen

TL_HOTTIE: and im Taylor

TeamEddie: OMG THERE LIKE TOTALLY HERE OMG I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING WHEN THE CONTEST PAPER dicho CHAT WITH TWILIGHT STARS......... MARRY ME ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WerewolvesCuddle: Taylor ur abs r rok hard!!!!!

VampLuv4eva: bite me Rob rawwrr

JakeGrowl: Eddie fans are crzy Jake obviously wins the hotness contest

BellaFever: Team Bella how can u not pick her??????

Rob_P: no más talk about Twilight guys/gals

KS-Rulez: ya it insults ppl....... especially me :'(

BellaFever: awwww its ok I like u Kristen ur my fav!!!!!!!!!!!

KS-Rulez: thanks

BellaFever: OMG SHE FREAKIN TLKD 2 ME GUYZ HAHA TAYLOR N ROBERT WONT TLK 2 U HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Opinion by dramaqueen00 posted hace más de un año
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No tu are a robot times 1000000.


User: No tu are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and tu are a robot.


User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. tu are the robot here.

User: User: tu robot.User: tu robot.User: tu robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... tu computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So tu admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




lol yes fail I know
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Article by -RandomChick- posted hace más de un año
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FRIENDS: Lend tu their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat o drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why tu have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents por Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, por Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail tu out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting siguiente to tu sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen tu cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else tu cried...just laugh about it with tu in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks tu to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have tu on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
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Guide by juicyjossy9 posted hace más de un año
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Music IS the power: Power to the People.
por Whitney Kroenke
Playing for Change Foundation
December 15, 2010
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In the beginning of 2010 the Playing For Change crew began work on a new Song Around the World, John Lennon's "Imagine."

It has been an amazing año of production, taking the crew from the favelas of Brazil to the shrines of southern India, from villages in Nepal to the glittering urban landscape of Tokyo and New York, and beyond.

This song is the Playing For Change Foundation's gift to the world. The Playing For Change Foundation feels honored to have the blessing and generous support of Yoko Ono as música enamorados around the world registrarse together to launch the Power to the People campaign.

The campaign seeks to advance John Lennon’s vision of peace por engaging artists and audiences to contribute to música education programs worldwide. Proceeds raised will help build música schools, support teachers and música programs, purchase instruments, and connect schools for cross-cultural learning and conflict resolution across borders.
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Article by xSiVePux posted hace más de un año
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I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered pregunta has been solved out por the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back por those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my corazón still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

más pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened when exactly in a día of my brithday so...I went to check up to get a sight glasses.

That sight glasses was my special gift when I turned 14 this año (2010) tu wanna know why it's special? because it's brought me into a new life, I don't care...and I'm not worry for my new look wearing that sight glasses, they actually fit my face.
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List by karpach_14 posted hace más de un año
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parte superior, arriba 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time tu wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say tu don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

4. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your
stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, “Okay, your
turn.”

5. Keep a tarántula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the
tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, “Oh, he’s around here
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List by vlad_todd_fan posted hace más de un año
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Part 2 of zombie survival

1. "Borrow" the car of your dreams.
2. Challenge yourself to get a más entertaining zombie kill each week.
3. Make a collection of anything.
4. Get a hobby. (besides zombie killing.)
5. Vandalize something that tu despise.
6. (If it hasn't happened already) free the animales from zoo's.
7. Make friends with a cute little puppy.
8. Go to the place where your favorito! movie was filmed.
9. Wear whatever tu think is fashionable.
10. Try to do something impossible.
11. Trash a celebridades house.
12. Die your hair a different color everyday.
13. Take a mini-vacation from killing zombies and go wherever tu want.
14. Teach the art of zombie killing to a young apprentice.
15. Act out your favorito! movie.
16. Blow up your least favorito! televisión network.
17. Fly a plane.
18. Do mystery-science theater for your least favorito! movie.
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Opinion by juicyjossy9 posted hace más de un año
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A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…
Published por Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal
___________________________________

Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my correo electrónico bandeja de entrada recently, and upon lectura it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have, and look at wealth in a different way:

One día the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of mostrando him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. Returning from their trip, the father asked his son: “How was the trip?” “It was great, Dad.” “Did tu see how poor people live?” the father asked. “Oh yeah” dicho the son. “So tell me, what did tu learn from the trip?”...
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List by TDAPlayer158 posted hace más de un año
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1. Walk up to a misceláneo person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a misceláneo person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person tu are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a misceláneo person the same gender as tu and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" o "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a misceláneo man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
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