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Opinion by sapherequeen posted hace más de un año
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her inicial because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I had.
I am not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
We are the couple who had the relater hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
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Article by fly210 posted hace más de un año
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some of tu may be thinking "cheese? why the f*** cheese?" well let me tell tu the power of the yellow white o stinky things we call CHEESE!

for starters it got mice in mice traps. *snap!!* o my bird valley who is dumb enough to eat the cheese and get stuck. *sigh* I'll get tu out vally........ (dumb bird)

then cheese has the power of fart. tu heard me. fart. me and my mom both cut the CHEESE when ever we have CHEESE, milk, coco the lista goes on. I guss that is why they call it CUT THE CHEESE.

Cheese also can get people really mad. tu may say "mad? how can CHEESE make someone mad?" well there are two ways.
1.someone ate ALL the CHEESE and no one else got any.

2. when people never say stop at aceituna, oliva garden when they give CHEESE.you may think it is funny but the person giving the CHEESE would be like this.

"say stop. SAY STOP. SAY STOP! SAY STOP!!!!!!!!! SAY STOP tu $%*#$@$%* $^&%*&%^#% $%#$@^@$*$!!!!!!
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Opinion by Drisina posted hace más de un año
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off tu aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so tu aren't the one stressed on birth control , tu do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell tu at what hora to be inicial when tu in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than inicial as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If tu get drunk tu are not seen as if tu did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in amor over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
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Fan fiction by shun4ever posted hace más de un año
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DAD COMES inicial DRUNK AND MAD

HE PULLS OUT A GUN
AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE THEN TURNS THE GUN
ON HIMSELF.

THE LITTLE GIRL SITS
BEHIND THE sofá CRYING

THE POLICE
CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO AN
ORPHANAGE.

SHE WALKS INTO THE
BEDROOM,AND THERE IS A PICTURE OF
jesús ON THE CROSS

GIRL: HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF OF THAT?

TEACHER: HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID.

TEACHER: NO HE DIDN'T.

GIRL: YES HE DID HE ALWAYS SAT siguiente TO
ME WHEN MY PARENTS FOUGHT, AND HE TOLD
ME EVERYTHING WOULD BE OK

tu READ THIS BECAUSE IT dicho FIGHT,
BUT WOULD tu HAVE
READ IT IF IT dicho jesús STORY?
POST THIS AS BIG FIGHT IN (ANY PLACE)?
DONT IGNORE THIS

64 PERCENT OF U WONT REPOST THIS

tu NEVER
KNOW WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING
REMEMBER: THE BIBLE SAYS "IF tu DENY
jesús IN FRONT OF UR friends HE WILL DENY YOU
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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Here are some pretty amazing facts that tu probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only animales capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could tu add?
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Fan fiction by AnimeFan66 posted hace más de un año
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"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a almohada feather o a back scratcher, but was más like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped por a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the jungle woman brought help. Her entire family and troop memebers followed her all the way to the same árbol where she left me. When she and all of them looked up however, they were frightend. The leader of the tribe, a strong musclar man, commanded his troops to begin shooting arrows at the giant snake. The tribe fired their spears at the giant creature and the sight of fast, flying arrows got the snake panicked. With that said, the snake uncolied me and slithered fast up the tree. I took a gulp of air and sighed hardly. The woman climbed up the árbol and apologised for leaving me up...
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Fan fiction by AnimeFan66 posted hace más de un año
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope tu all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most misceláneo adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who o what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the playa and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly and took me to the árbol tops. The one who captured me was a young, jungle warrior woman. She saved me because she has never seen anyone like me before and was suprised to see a creature like myself. After some brief touching on my arms, face, and legs, I began getting confused as to why this woman acted so strange towards me. It was then she began to speak. She explained to me that not many vistors visit the island from time to time. Wondering how come, she soon explained that a vicous creature has been eating all of the visitors that come to the island. This...
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Fan fiction by moolah posted hace más de un año
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Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the césped, hierba to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot más fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems bad and ugly when you're young."

"Of course," Jason said. "But now we're uneven, we can still have fun. If we go about it madly."

"Madly?" Isaleia dicho . "But how?"

"With this," Jason dicho and held out a mean phone book. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to throw."
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Opinion by LadyL68 posted hace más de un año
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Answer their preguntas with questions

Ask if tu they can put comida color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a comentario about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free fecha with one of the staff if tu make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a descripción to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

Ask if tu get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief

backwards pizza your order

Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
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Opinion by LadyL68 posted hace más de un año
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1.Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.

2.Guys hate other flirts.

3.A guy can like tu for a minute, and then forget tu afterwards.

4.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5.Are tu doing something?” o “Have tu eaten already?” are the first usual preguntas a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6.Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7.When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8.Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9.Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10.Guys hate it when tu talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11.Guys only like bitches on TV.

12.Guys want to tell tu many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell tu many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise
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Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here tu go xD

o if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet tu didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably pull a Yogi and Booboo
And steal a bunch of them human's foo-ood

tu will never get one of my sammiches
Sorry, young lady, but tu cannot have this
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Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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[duplicate publicado on escritura spot]

An idea popped into my head the other día and its been playing like a little movie in my head ever since. I really need to know if its any good, o if the idea has already been used. Also I need consejos for the characters and their names. I also appreciate constructive criticism and grammar and spelling. The names are temporary. I've never written a book that is completely in the present tense so please help me catch any tense mistakes! Um, oh yeah. It doesn't have a título yet so if tu have any suggestions just let me know!

(: Thanks!
-Carly

The story is jumbled a bit. It is because the characters are experiencing tough times and can't think straight, so since they tell it, the story is a little jumpy.

Here is a a short vista previa of the 1st chapter to an unnamed story in the making along with a summary of the book.

"Good morning," I hear the principal say as she does every day. Normally, I would politely respond to that with a "Thank tu Mrs. Monrale, tu too," but today I am pissed. How can she say that?! It was awful of her to say such a thing! It is most definitely...
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List by zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell tu all these: What dates & Why tu don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's día
tu don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday o the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, tu know how if tu see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why tu ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's día
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would tu want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
tu get pranked on your own birthday. What fun is that?

5-Mother's Day
tu have to give your mom a present rather then receive one.[Unless tu don't care...]
5-Memorial Day
Its a bit too sad...(By Jenna)

6-Father's Day
Because your dad will expect a present from tu if he gives tu one.
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Opinion by greenstergirl posted hace más de un año
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I if tu want this to be funny, tu might want to read o watch the harry potter cine and books. If tu already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told tu tu had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up por canto playa Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say tu taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
6.     Pat him on the head and give him flores when his plans are foiled yet again.
7.     If tu ever need to say 'Like taking dulces from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
8.     Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
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Opinion by greenstergirl posted hace más de un año
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Chapter one
Okay this is a really misceláneo stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, tu have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” dicho my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter 12 math test that lay on my escritorio in front of me. All I saw was a bunch of stupid numbers and algebraic equations. I looked around the room at all the other teens in my segundo period math class. Some worked hard, some passed notes, some were asleep, and some were looking around and doing nothing, just like me. I had studied so hard last night, until 12:15, but my step Mom made me go to sleep.
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Fan fiction by nichole22 posted hace más de un año
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please leave comentarios so i no if this story sucks o not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have tu ever had one of those dreams, were tu try and run fast but tu just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased por two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her follower Jessica, who was slightly shorter with long sandy blond waves down to her waist as well as having caramelo skin and catlike green eyes. It was amazing In my dream how they were just hoping over fences as if they weren't even there it was as if most of the time they were flying, but doing so they were inching there way closer and closer to me. Me on the other hand being so clumsy tripped over as I attempted to climb over a fence and made the the whole chase easy for them. I stumbled to my feet and tried to get my balance back, but as usual was to slow and the...
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Article by ky-chan posted hace más de un año
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First, if tu don't know what Scribblenauts is - google it. RIGHT NOW!

If tu DO know what it is...I shall continue, o rather, tu shall continue to read...anyways, I got the newest game of Scribblenauts (called Super Scribblenauts) which allows tu to not only make even más unimaginable things, but also change its size, colour, texture, mood and status (ie. flying, angry...)

The following was what my little cousin and I thought up (don't kill me please...).


First (no wait...I already put that...) okay, uhh...after starting up the game I changed my avatar from Maxwell to the Goth Chick and went into Sandbox mode.
Next, I made GIANT FLYING MAFIA tocino, bacon fight each other to the death. Oh yeah, it was sweeeeeet! Type in giant flying bacon, then give it a dose of mean attitude, a purple parte superior, arriba hat and a machine gun then created a segundo one (with a red parte superior, arriba hat) and watch as they stab, maul, and totally beat each other up.
Afterwards, I created a CRAZY APPLE. Seriously, I had no idea what o why I typed it, but it came up. A little red apple. Just chilling there... And then it moved, a swirly sign came from it and it tried to come...
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Guide by silverlocket posted hace más de un año
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tu are más than the choices that tu make. tu are más than the many hearts you’ll break. tu are más than your dreams that don’t come true. tu are más than whatever people think of you.
tu are más than the things that tu say. tu are más than the places that tu stay. tu are más than the things that tu do. tu are más than I could ever think of you.
tu are so much más than what tu think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make tu someone new. tu are more. tu are worth it. tu are so much greater than tu think tu are.
So stop right there and see the light. There’s a purpose that tu can’t fight. tu weren’t put here for nothing. tu weren’t put here to waste away. tu were fearfully and wonderfully made to live here everyday.
Your smile makes the skies turn blue. So don’t stop, whatever tu do. No matter what people say, don’t let it ruin your day.
This isn’t how your story ends. So don’t end it early. If it isn’t how tu intend, keep trying anyway.
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Opinion by Mel4ever posted hace más de un año
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GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most boys think it's cute when tu say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that tu have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We ALL amor surprises!! Now.... make a wish! Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!! WISH WISH WISH WISH * *** ***** ******** ********* ********** *********** ************ *********** ********** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** ***** ******** ********* ********** @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##################### $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ %%%%%%%%%%%%% ***********...
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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In Japan,people use lots of smileys o emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and tu don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do tu use these emotions o others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

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Opinion by trentgwenfan1 posted hace más de un año
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1) wacg alote of T.V. o be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat comida that can make tu sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda o crush
4) gety near load stuff o equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late hora
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms calle orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make tu hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what tu did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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Girls!
-if tu amor anime and Twilight,
then tu are going to amor this!

-They are making an anime series of the saga!

más and más the rumor of an anime Twilight mostrar is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!

Sent in por (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress

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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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Today is the perfect día to make a lista of your resolutions for 2011!

There are some resolutions that are impossible to fulfill, but that we all make anyhow,For example:

1. Study every day.
2. Behave better at home.
3. Don't wait to do homework at the last minute.
4. Exercise once a week.
5. Don't talk in class.
6. Don't make fun of others.
7. Save money and don't make impulse buys.
8. Tell the boy tu like "hello".
9. Don't get upset when someone confronts tu o tells tu you're wrong.
10. Make a schedule for yourself and stick to it!

Which of these are on your list? Which do tu think tu can actually do for a whole year?

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Article by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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Her Eyes Hold The Apocalypse
March Of The Dead
Through The Eyes Of A Killer
Bloodbath On Monday!
Fear the Spork
Run With Scissors
Toxic Neon
When Two Are One
Blood Red Saturday
Eat the Children,Raw!
Lipstick Napkins
Forever December
Unhappy Meal
Welcome to the Freakshow
I Like Pie,but Pie Doesn't Like Me
Ace Diggy
Chemical Reaction
Skateboarding is Deadly
Blood Thristy Vampires
I Slap People With Sammiches
With tu Stake My Heart
!@#$%^&*
vampiros WILL Hurt You
Save My Soul
Let Them Die
Let Her In
Bleeding Black Roses
When Will tu Let Me In
Crooked Spoons
Blood Splatter Dress
If I Promise Not To Kill You,Can I Have A Hug?
October Vampires
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List by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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1.I am bisexual and proud
2.I can do a backbend while playing guitar
3.I am the guitarist and screamer in an all female local deathcore band
4.I am a vegan
5.I am pagan
6.I listen to 456 band and singers
7.My lucky numer is 13 and 666
8.I think Robert Pattinson is hot
9.I have a blood fetish
10.I ate a whole cereza, cerezo once
11.I have a dog named Cujo
12.I like pie
13.Pie doesn’t like you
14.I’m right handed,but I punched better with my left
15.Sex grosses me out
16.I want to pet Jade Puget’s hair


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