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Opinion by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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1. mover the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. mover all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal el espacio so tu have to mover into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge with F's.

9. Lick jolly ranchers and stick them on windows. (When tu try to get them off they break xD)

10. Play SPK: Spit palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz Kernels. All I can say is aim for people's heads. >=D

11. Decorate the house with streamers to celebrate your imaginary friend o someone everyone hates like Hitler's birthday, even if its not today.
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Article by 55xxx55 posted hace más de un año
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I have a fabulous and true story to tell you. It is very interesting to most people.I do not own this story. Here it is, some of tu may recognize it from somewhere:





Yo, I'll tell tu what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what tu want, what tu really really want,
I'll tell tu what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what tu want, what tu really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If tu want my future forget my past,
If tu wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell tu what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what tu want, what tu really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If tu wanna be my lover, tu gotta get with my friends,
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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CAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see tu again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I dicho YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do tu mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the mostrar today! BYE! I HOPE tu ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted hace más de un año
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Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started escritura it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if tu don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest tu don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your friends and either forget all about us o tell a story about the hideous freak tu met tonight. tu don’t know me, if tu did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have friends - except my brother. He thinks he has to be my friend.

Please. No one know me. No one knows the real me. I don’t deserve to be alive. Maybe I should finally tell tu the whole truth. Then tu could go off and be happy with your girlfriend here forever and finally leave me alone.

I did it. I set the fire. It was all my fault. The girls in my room, my roommates, I hated them. They were cruel to me. All the time. So I wanted to die. And I wanted them to die with me. But they died, and I didn’t. I heard them scream, and there was a moment when...
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Opinion by rayban00 posted hace más de un año
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This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, más o less a link with the United States. If tu look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses más firmly. rayo, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup o sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because it can make tu más charm and mysterious,With the developing of fashion trend and the diversification of products, it's not easy to anyone who want to find.

one pairs of perfect sunglasses with elegant desinging But rayo, ray Ban sunglasses are always maintained the high quality and elegant diseño which make rayo, ray Ban outstanding
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Article by LinaHarrow posted hace más de un año
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6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the campana (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend

7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
tu know how it is
I hate this, tu hate this
My sister is por my right
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Opinion by Cantwait4book5 posted hace más de un año
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Hi everyone,

So i'm a regular on fanpop chat and i've noticed that alot of fanpop users claim to be depressed and suicidal...

WHY!?!

I understand that some of these people are actually depressed but all of them? Really? I highly doubt it.

If I was depressed I wouldn't be telling everyone on chat how upset I am o how many times a week I cut my arms, I would be pretending to be happy and create a person who is happy and content with their lives!

Does that make sense?

And if I was depressed and I cut myself, on chat when people are claiming to have suicidal thoughts I would use my experience to help them and make them feel better. Not trying to prove to everyone that tu are más depressed than everyone else.

It happens A.L.L the time!

And i'm not trying to sound insensitive but if tu are really that depressed... GET OFF THE F***ING COMPUTER AND SO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!

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Opinion by lucius_malloy posted hace más de un año
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Answering the pregunta link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer at inicial when (s)he came across the option to comentario on something o the other -- completely anonymously. And so (s)he let 'er rip, and typed out one of the comentarios that had almost made his/her head explode when (s)he had to restrain his/herself and not say a word. (S)he really went all out, and moved throughout the website, making negative comentarios on anything and everything (s)he could find. It gave him/her a kind of perverse satisfaction, as if (s)he were...
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List by x-menobsessed26 posted hace más de un año
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found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris cruzar, cruz (criss-cross)
Chris P. tocino, bacon (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard Head (dick head)
Richard Hunter (dick hunter)
Richard Tator (dictator)
Donald Key (donkey)
Doug Graves (dug graves)
Hugh Jass (huge ass)
I. P. Freely (I pee freely)
Iona Ford (I own a Ford)
Jack Goff (jack off)
Jenny Tull (genital)
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she dicho
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with tu has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block tu out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just tu and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she dicho
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Article by ryogirl2010 posted hace más de un año
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[verse 1]

she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,

ohhhhh

the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born

[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel

[verse 2]

somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late

[go back to couros]

[verse 3]

a statue stands in a shaded place,
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first día after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do tu want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do tu amor me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do tu think that one día tu may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can tu kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do tu think that tu may puñetazo, ponche me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the parte superior, arriba in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope tu are getting use to this mostrar cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did tu say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope tu enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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1.Have tu noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to mostrar around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about libros is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
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Opinion by EmzLovesCheryl posted hace más de un año
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Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through fanpop I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support from others, and support them in return. Every single one of my friends on here are absolute stars. I've met the sweetest, kindest, people. I've read the most sarcastic and funny respuestas ever. I've met people with the same interests as me, with the same opinions as me, when I thought it was just me, different from everyone else. I'm so happy to have tu guys in my life, to be able to log on after school and talk to whoever I feel I need to talk to. You're briliant, all of you.
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Article by ciaraluvsjustin posted hace más de un año
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1.Stand por one of the doors o elevators and recite Shakespeare.
2.Leave handwritten horoscopes on everyones windshield.
3.Sit on parte superior, arriba of your car with a picnic blanket and have lunch.
4.When someone walks por say to your invisible friend,"That wasn't nice,They cant help it."
5.Wear a emparedado, sándwich de sign that reads,"Ran out of deodorant.Keep your distance."
6.While holding a spray bottle and a toothbrush, offer to wash peoples cars for $50.
7.Stand in a central location with a sign stating,"I forgot to take my pill today.Stay far away."
8.Wearing a party hat and frequently blowing a small party horn,wish everyone a Happy New Year.
9.While chewing on long blades of grass,walk around mooing.
10.Sit in a lawn chair siguiente to your car,in a Hawaiian outfit,with a sign saying,"Cheap vacation."

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Article by Rainsky57 posted hace más de un año
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User: No.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: I hat u.


Cleverbot: tu what amor me ah.


User: I what amor tu ah.


Cleverbot: amor is a state of being. amor is freedom. amor is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing tu won't hit the ground. That is love.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: DOES THE Valiente LITTLE tostadora NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!

Cleverbot: Yes is does.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.

User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told tu that OVER 9000 TIMES!

Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.

User: Cats.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Blabber about cats.

Cleverbot: What would tu like to know?

User: Just blabber!

Cleverbot: I know tu are...
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List by BeautysOverated posted hace más de un año
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1. Alektrophobia -> Fear of Chickens
2. Allodoxaphobia -> Fear of opinions
3. Arachibutyrophobia -> Fear of maní, cacahuete mantequilla sticking to the roof of the mouth
4. Bogyphobia -> Fear of bogies (snot) o the Bogeyman
5. Japanophobia -> Fear of Japanese people
6. Koniophobia -> Fear of dust
7. Leukophobia -> Fear of the colour white
8. Myrmecophobia -> Fear of ants
9. Thaasophobia -> Fear of sitting
10. Uraphobia -> Fear of urine o urinating
11. Xerophobia -> Fear of dryness
12. Zemmiphobia -> Fear of a topo rat
13. Genuphobia -> Fear of knees
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List by Icepaw_Kenobi posted hace más de un año
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1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if tu get a free fecha with one of the staff if tu make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a descripción to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if tu get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust on parte superior, arriba this time.
11. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time o tu will sue.
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
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List by Icepaw_Kenobi posted hace más de un año
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Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give tu a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if tu can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your día been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. mover your escritorio in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
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Opinion by ciaraluvsjustin posted hace más de un año
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1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your maletín o purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person siguiente to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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Opinion by ciaraluvsjustin posted hace más de un año
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1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutos early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers o symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read preguntas out loud,debate your respuestas with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M SOOOO sure tu can hear me thinking."Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6.Bring cheerleaders.
7.Bring a Gameboy,Nintendo DS,PSP etc. etc. and play it with the volume at max level.
8.Bring pets.
9.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.
10.Do the entire exam in another language.If tu don't no any make one up!!!
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List by darkkhorn19 posted hace más de un año
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If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are tu there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored día for self-destruction.
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Opinion by invadercalliope posted hace más de un año
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They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause tu know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause tu know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In tu I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all about,
It's all about,
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause tu know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
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Opinion by woohoomlb posted hace más de un año
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long hace lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.




Common Sense lived por simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend más than tu can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for besar a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
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