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posted by Insane4ever
Its sunday morning 5 pm..i mean am...damn it....charly mc picknose was just getting out of bed

charly: *gets up,rubs eyes n opens eyes*...aaaaaah!!...what the hell lary....whatcha doing in mah room!!?!???!??!
(lary bonerhead was charlys best friend)
lary:actualy this is my room,you fell unconcious at the middle of the party
charly:what party,i pardo, dun remember anything
rock:the best party ever!!!!how do tu not remember it
(rock....idk his last name,no one knows...is a party crasher,he will sneek into any party)
lary:what the hell!!!how did i not notice tu rock
rock: oh i was sleeping in your bushes outside your house
jarry:rock....you idiot
(jarry lick a lot is...well...everyones friend,everyone knows him n everyone respects him....)
rock:no tu are the idiot,idiot
(....exept rock)
jarry:how am i the idiot,i didnt sleep in the bushes....i slept in your dog house.....



End of part 1
posted by suzuki_reika
“Death is terrible for anyone. Young o old, good o evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.”
- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The más tu try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...
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posted by angeeeeeeel
 the objection of the war on iraq
the objection of the war on iraq
that día is the anniversary día of the fall of Baghdad (the beginning of the U.S. occupation of Iraq) a lot of American soldiers and Iraqi soldiers died and some had a partial disability o holistic there is no victory because both sides lost a lot of lives because of not listening to the opinion of people when President arbusto, bush Declaration War on Iraq hundreds of Americans and people around the world objected and condemned the war on iraq, but he did not listen and make war like it his own war using prohibited weapons (cluster bombs), which many kids died when they were playing in streets and...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish tu were a door so I could slam tu all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do tu work for UPS? I thought I saw tu checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy tu a drink o do tu just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted cama Thrasher: have tu seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make tu the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and tu can...
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This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point tu need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit tu in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!


-Ray
posted by milorox18
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to mover forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.

The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.

Some people tell me tu can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't

The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.

Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The más I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.

So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.

This is not mine‚ it was written por Sara Nachtman
posted by TheDirector
I don't know who's going to read this, but I'm going to write it anyway...

I've noticed that there are a lot of preguntas pertaining to the subject of popularity, well-known users, and admiration on this club... Some people find it harmless. Others don't care. But a lot of people do and this articulo is for those who feel like they're not important. tu know who tu are.
All I have to say is... tu are just as important as everyone else on this club. The person with 1 fan is just as important as the person with 1,789 fans. They're just numbers. A lot of tu need to realize that fanpop is just...
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When I got home,I ran to my room.I couldn't stand talking to my mom,it reminds me of dad.I couldn't believe how evil Ariana is!My dad left me and mom,but this time,Ariana made him leave!She made the hurt!The pain!And,the memories!That night,I couldn't sleep.I kept crying.Dad was the best dad!I got so used to him being siguiente to me,that it harder to let him go!It wasn't his fault.It was Jim Smith's!He killed my dad!He made the pain!He shot my father!My corazón ached a pain no one could ever feel!How come Henry never had any problems!He has a mom,dad,brother,sister,a family!I wish I was him!I could...
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posted by tamar20
Have tu ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this articulo is right for you! Hahaha. tu know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that tu have to go to the bathroom, and that tu think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are tu doing okay in there?". To make it even más annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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Well, I opened up my mailbox the other día and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer o something sending me some money, but insted, the letter dicho (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. tu remember that collar I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link

Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings,...
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posted by croge92
Battle Scars ~ Guy Sebastian
Red ~ Taylor rápido, swift
Avril Lavigne ~ I amor tu
Avril Lavigne ~ Sk8ter Boi
Avril Lavigne ~ Black estrella
Avril Lavigne ~ Rock'n'Roll
coldplay ~ Fix tu
David Guetta ~ She-Wolf
Christina Perri ~ A Thousand Years
Ellie Goulding ~ Burn
Ellie Goulding ~ I need Ur amor
Iyaz ~ Replay
Jai Ho ~ tu Are My Destiny ~ UNKNOWN ARTIST
JB ~ As Long As U amor Me
Karmin ~ Acapella
Little Mix ~ If I were a boy
Little Mix ~ How Ya Doin'
Little MIx ~ Wings
Little Mix ~ DNA
Little Mix ~ Change Your Life
Mackletore and Ryan Lewis ~ Thrift comprar
Mackletore and Ryan Lewis ~ Can't Hold Us
MKTO ~ Thank tu
MKTO ~ Classic
Oath ~ C**** UNKNOWN
Nicki Minaj ~ Super bajo
Don't tu Worry Child
Back In Time
Bom Bom
Hall Of Fame
Scream and Shout
thatPower
popular
Parachute
posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that tu are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the cama holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say tu know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors por your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as tu can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.

2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.

3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"

4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.

5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!

6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.

7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"

8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.

9. Bring your friends along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
{WARNING, RANT AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.}

I've seriously had enough. I'm seeing it más and más everyday, and it gets harder and harder to ignore.

*ahem*

Just because this is the misceláneo Spot, that doesn't mean tu have the right to post whatever crap tu want.

There's a fine line between something being random, and something being spam. People are constantly crossing that line. Constantly. I don't know if they don't know they're doing it, o if they do it just to piss people off and start fights, but they're still doing it. Tons of users already abuse the respuestas section here, but at least...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of dulces per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each año on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix comida to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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1. Reethi Beach, Maldives



This ladies and gents, is a bioluminescent beach.Yes the water actually does glow at night and that's why I really want to go there. One of the main reasons anyhow. Basically tu have these glowing planktons and such that allow it to happen. Not only do tu have glowing water but in Reethi playa tu get over the water houses to rent. en general, general Reethi just has gorgeous scenery and an abundance of sea-life.

2. Matira Beach, Bora Bora, French Polynesia



First and foremost temperatures average at 79 degrees so there's always nice weather. For segundos the scenery...
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posted by orangeturnip
when death sits on your shoulder
infecting your corazón
the beat of the cursed one
feels no empathy
feels all alone
when hope is on holiday
when tu want your self back
where do tu go
who do tu turn to
who will end your suffering
he sits and waits
o death on my shoulder
i know your after my soul
i know tu just wait
but i'm not sure if tu are playing tricks on me
can tu end my sorrow
o is it tu who causes my agony
will tu be there when i die
still squeezing and taking all i have
until i'm dust and wind.
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, o chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motocicletas on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle siguiente to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them...
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posted by vampirer04
 Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
A/N This was suggested por a friend. Because I was escritura this thing one día and she loved it. So when I was on this site she suggested me to do this fanfiction yea, And also whoever plays woozworld should look on my woozin for the Jane and Jeff stuff XP.
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{Jane's POV}

I look at the school name. 'Creepypasta high' well I bet this is gonna be interesting.

I walk in creepypasta high seeing every creepypasta there is.

"Hey Jane!" called out sonic.exe.

"Hi Sonic! How many people did tu scare during the summer?" I ask.

"A lot!" We both laughed....
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