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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the calle
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one siguiente to me
i...
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posted by K5-HOWL
It's been only 15 years since gray wolves, after years of near-extinction, were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. The initial group of 66 lobos were transplanted into the park from Canada beginning in 1995. Now, más than 1,545 lobos roam Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.Biologists say that a minimum of 2,000 to 3,000 lobos are needed within the area in order to keep them from disappearing again.The lobos have had tremendous popular support from the beginning. Their reintroduction has been por far the most publicized and celebrated of any wildlife reintroduction in the U.S. The wolves...
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 Ferine
Ferine
The Cause of Stupidity:
Long hace in Southern America their was a donkey named, Ferine. Ferine was super smart. He was smarter than all the animals. His IQ was 409. His parents were very proud of him.
One día Ferine went to the market and was buying pears. He picked up the pear. The price was 2$. Ferine wanted to buy 2 pears but only had 3$. So, Ferine went up to the counter with 2 pears. The cashier, Monkey said, “That will be 4$ sir.” Monkey was nervous talking to the smartest animal. He was the dumbest animal and his parents were not proud of him. Ferine frowned, “What do tu mean? I...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Decades hace the San Francisco bahía had been overlapped por the gigantic Golden Gate Bridge. Night and día were perfectly separated and there was a balance between buildings and nature. However, ever since Wyatt Halliwell had taken over community, the city was covered in darkness 24/7. The bridge had been blown up when he’d lost his temper once again, which happened lots of times.
Everyone was scared to death for the hechiceras Ones son and there were only a handful of people who stood up to him. The rest of the community was murdered on his command o tried to please him por spying on the enemy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 22: Wayne's Invention

Wayne was sitting on his front porch when he saw Parker arrive in his Packard, followed por Kevin in his truck, and Liam in a Buick.

Wayne: Perfect. Right on time.
Kevin: *Walks with Liam, and Parker towards Wayne*
Liam: Good morning.
Parker: What did...
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posted by McDreamyluva
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' por Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor dicho we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The día tu left, I swore I'd never talk to tu again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always tu who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....
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As a proud visitor of forty-four of the fifty United States, I am a bit of a self-taught expert in amusing oneself on long rides in motor vehicles. Whether tu are the driver, riding shotgun, o sitting in the back, there is a plethora of ways to make dicho drive go por much faster.
One way to take a long, boring drive across the never changing flatness of Nebraska o Oklahoma, and mold it into an enjoyable spending of one’s time is to engage in a physical fight with a sibling. This works best when tu are driving and the sibling is in the back seat. It does not matter if the dicho sibling is...
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posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the guitarra for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If tu get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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posted by i_luv_angst
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...
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posted by Mallory101
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1.    When a stranger helps me pick up something I accidentally dropped
2.    When the DJ plays a song I requested
3.    Reading my old diaries/journals
4.    Hearing good results from the dentist
5.    Coming inicial after being away for a while
6.    The fresh feeling after I wash my face
7.    Getting in line before it gets long
8.    Being in the car while its going through an electric car wash
9.    Finding out your having...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if tu get a free fecha with one of the staff if tu make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a descripción to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if tu get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i'm going to tell tu a story!
Mrs.green: Class today is friday and this is your last peried but still doesn't give tu the right to slack off! ARE WE CLEAR!
Class: YES MA'AM!
Cheral:Hi i'm Cheral this is my class i'm in the seventh grade and it's been a fun year!
Tabbi:Hi i'm new in the class i have only been here for a week and it's been fun! my rival here is cheral we sometimes have a fight with umm braging in it it's a never win o lose fight its one of those that tu hate.
Cheral:Do tu have that one girl that tu don't like naturaly its not that we figght about whose better its that...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. How do tu sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. tu keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to tu keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do tu do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
posted by miniabby33
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime tu see someon say a compleatly misceláneo word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a té party like tu did when tu were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes por except old people


comentario and I will make more
posted by whatsupbugs
I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of tu and have changed a lot as a person.

I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being por my own, but a former fanpop member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.

Since then, I've met several más wonderful people who have become close friends of mine.

Thank tu my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.

Thank tu for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing friends that make fanpop a great place!
posted by legend_of_roxas
    In the article, Color Blindness: Psychological Effects, Jessika Bailey describes what color blindness is and how it affects the psychology of a person who is afflicted por this disability. Color blindness is when one, two, o all retinal photoreceptors, o cones, in someone’s eyes are damaged o not working in some way. Bailey explains that this is usually caused por a mutated X chromosome. Men that have one of this mutated chromosome get color blindness, and women must have two of this chromosome to get the disability as well. There are three types of cones in someone’s...
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1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give tu the key.....if tu dont feed, water, and give the dog a inicial he might break out....with this basic knowledge tu can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that tu gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things tu are offended por we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like perros holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate...
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posted by 16falloutboy
Patrick Stump: Dani?
Dani Benson: Yes?
Patrick Stump: tu and me are gonna have a good time together tonight ;)
Dani Benson: Billie help me! Oh wait I don’t trust tu to help me, Gerard help me!
Billie Joe Armstrong: Wha….you don’t trust me to do anything
Dani Benson: Yeah and I’d like to keep it that way
Billie Joe Armstrong: ………………
Dani Benson: XP
Patrick Stump: -rolls eyes-
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Dani Benson: Billie, get in your corner!
Billie Joe Armstrong: No!
Dani Benson: Get in your corner and think about what you’ve done!
Billie Joe Armstrong: I...
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posted by amdow98
Yes yes. The título makes this seem urgent. Well I'm here to tell tu about my life. Yea I'm growing up in a small town (well 2) and I'm pretty friendly. I had a bully in prschool. Yes a bully who thought she was the boss of everyone. Well I go to a Catholic School in my hometown. I amor it there. I have so many friends. And they like me for who I am. I currently do dance. My parents are divorced. I have 4 cats. I had a guinea pig, but she died. Thank tu for your time :) God Bless Y'all <3333333

Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor rápido, swift música if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does


That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98