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posted by karpach_14
4
On the first día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.


On the segundo día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five cebolla rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
1
Spread A Little Love

These are my vistas and thoughts about being a straight christian, but still supporting gay rights.

I wear a cross. It's a little golden cruzar, cruz with a tiny ruby in the middle, being I'm born in July, and that's my birthstone. It's a girt from my mom, and I might pass it on to the siguiente generation when I grow up. It's very special to me. I wear it all the time unless I'm swimming o bathing. I wear it in performances (I'm an actress-to-be and I play violin at school). Even when I was in a play about the ancient greek gods, I wore it under my robes. My whole family is part italian,...
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posted by booklover27
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This is dedicated to my ensalada that I was supposed to have on January 12, 2011



O salad, delicious salad

where have I been?

I got lost with the chips and cookies

but at last we meet again.



O salad, delicious salad

you ask that I not go

but the other foods call

the meat, the wheat, as well as the cookie dough.



O salad, delicious salad

how long will I stay?

For a while, I hope.

I will try to visit once a day.



O salad, dear salad

from a seedling tu grew

and now with your ranch dressing

I must bid tu adeu



For Lunch time arrives

and my tummy rumbles

before you

my will crumbles.



O salad, dear salad

we shall meet...
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posted by SelenaTaylor13
2
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most...
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posted by spongefan612
3
This is a long dream I had. I know I say, "Then" a lot, but can tu cut me some slack? fanpop isn't school.

My dream started out with being at my friend Gavin's house. It looked bigger than before. There was some party. I went to another room and someone was charging the laptop I just got and the same laptop I'm typing this dream on. I got it but unfortunately the person charging it said, "The internet isn't working right now." And I thought, "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU." I went through a door and then my sister was there. She was wearing a bikini for no reason. She dicho hi and walked past me. After,...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she dicho no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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posted by misscrazel
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                One: Pike
I scrambled out my bedroom window. I slid down the gutter and scampered down the street. 
    Soon I arrived at a small brick house. Hurrying over to a bedroom window I  tapped on it lightly. Moments later a girl's face peered up. Her brown eyes sparkled in the moonlight. 
    I smiled and beckoned. After awhile she stepped outside onto the cement porch. 
"I missed you, Penelope." I said 
"I missed tu to, Pike." She said 
    Penelope-Rose walked over and kissed me. 
"I found somewhere," I said, "somewhere we could be alone."
"Take me there." dicho Penelope-Rose. ...
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posted by the-signless
5
Do tu ever wonder what's going on inside other people's heads?
I do.
A lot.
I wonder what people think of me. Every segundo of my life.
But for some reason, I'm pretty sure it's just a passive acknowledgment of my existence.

They must think to themselves "Really, what does a straight A honors student with a 4.14 Grade Point average and the President of a school club have to hide?"
You'd be surprised.

Life as I had known it before ended in 5th grade. Before the day, December 17th, I had been at peace with my carefully organized world. Of course, I wasn't really sure why it had to be as organized...
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if tu say Vietnam he'll stab tu with a fork
if tu say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if tu call for help he'll stab tu in the butt.
Never run because tu know he'll catch you
he might torture o just plain kill you.
Run for cover, más like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if tu run o cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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posted by fencingrocks
5
In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science mesa, tabla in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I...
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Editor’s Note: This is a contribution por Jennifer Pastiloff

“Love yourself—accept yourself—forgive yourself—and be good to yourself, because without tu the rest of us are without a fuente of many wonderful things.” ~Leo F. Buscaglia

You mean I am a fuente of many wonderful things?

Yes. Actually tu are. Own up to it.

Leo has it right.

1. amor yourself.

Despite all the things that tu think may be terribly wrong with you, amor yourself. amor yourself.

Tattoo it on your brain.

I can think of so many reasons why tu should amor yourself, but here’s just one: It is incredibly dull and...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
1
In the world of stereotypes...


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.



I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.


I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.



I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.



I FELL IN amor WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.


I'm PRETTY, so I MUST...
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Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cisne costume. Look at my naranja beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here tu are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look más ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The siguiente día was normal; everyone went to the underground place and got what everyone called "Monster Updates". The siguiente día was the halloween Bash, and everyone buzzed with excitement.

Right before first period Emma went up to Mellissa and Eve wearing a witch hat. "Hey! Aren't tu guys excited?!" Emma exclaimed. "Yeah!" Eve and Mellissa said. "Mel, are tu going with anyone?" Eve asked. "Leo, but just as friends. I'm not ready for guys yet." Mellissa motioned to her brother, who was goofing around with his friends in the hall. Eve and Emma nodded in understanding.

At lunch they sorted everything...
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Ooooohhh
Ooh, yeah
You, tu got a nasty reputation
We're in a sticky situation, it's down to me and you
So tell me, is it true, they say there ain't nobody better
Well now that we're together
Show me what tu can do

You're under the gun
Out on the run
Gonna set the night on fire
Out on the run
Under the gun
Playin' to win

Raise your hands
When tu want to let it go
Raise your hands
And tu want to let a feeling show
Raise your hands
New York to Chicago
Raise your hands
From New Jersey to Tokyo
Whoa-whoa
Raise your hands

I, I've been out on the front line
Where you'll go down if tu waste time
They'll walk all over...
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posted by brianna91997
1. if tu have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on fanpop for 1 o 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if tu have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding o swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper o on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if tu have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty videos on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if tu have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if tu have an account

13. make a account on a website tu know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know tu cant...
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posted by emilyroxx
2
 Llamas R us
Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have tu noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying mostrar ever.) tu know what mostrar really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the mostrar SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...
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posted by halo_monty
1
Last night I had a dream. It was no normal dream. I was at the fotografía studio where my mom works and I was talking to Ian Somerhalder. That was *awesome*. But then Paul Wesley appeared and gave me a weird look then walked away. All of a sudden, Ian Somerhalder was playing baseball in the foto shoot room. I walked out of the room and returned minutos later. Ian had turned into a vampire! A real one, not Damon! I gasped and begged him not to drink my blood, but he smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm a frutas vampire!" He pulled a ciruela, ciruelo out of his pocket- which was weird because before I left the room, his skinny jeans didn't have pockets- and started sucking the jugo, jugo de out it. When he was done, Paul Wesley came back with a normal expression and the two leaned against a window, just like the poster in my room. I think I've looking at that poster to much…
posted by jessicamc26
2
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right siguiente to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer dicho "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer dicho "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
posted by shutyourface
2
why is it people only have arguement about things
that are famouse HMMMM!
i would prefer to say how crap chocklet cake is
but know it has to be stuff that everyone likes i mean it there was only 1 día o a week that nobody
to take the mick o the galleta out of anything of stuff like what is better pizza o burgers

what brings me to the conclusion what is the best
pizza o burgers

answer the pregunta be my fan write a comentario and STICK TO THE consejos I HAVE GAVE tu AND PAST IT ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS