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Why?

posted by ilovetowrite

Why ,Why, Why ?
Should I Try......
to amor someone
they see him trying to fly
but i don't amor so tell me
why ,why ,why?
Can't I fly
without my useless wings
so why ,why ,why?
and If I'll die
I can say goodbye
with a lot of pride
I can see through my mind
Why, why,why ?
they'll not oblige me
to be ............
who i don't wanna be
they'll never take me away
and i'll stay in that way
that's why ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I'll never care about them
I'll forever fly to
everywhere without any supply
so let me be!

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support the troops

posted by crazy_frog222

Your alarm goes off, tu hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm ducha, ducha de to help tu wake up.
He goes days o weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cruzar, cruz hanging on his chain siguiente to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...

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misceláneo

posted by MrsGerrenHowell

dont tu just amor being misceláneo i mean on this spot tu can talk about anything tu want like sausages o mashed potatoe
its cool to be misceláneo like just yeasterday i saw a bird and then i saw a plane how misceláneo (i just thought i would write that)

life should be más misceláneo it makes life más fun

whats your favourite misceláneo thing to do apart from talk about misceláneo stuff and do misceláneo things?? misceláneo words

fly
spatula
carrot
peeler
saucepan

it says write a longer articulo boring

jhfskv\j;lgvkfshk;gbjzfhbkzjdghblkzdjhg;kljdfhglksjrshglikrhsgijklsrh misceláneo stuff

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30 Ways To Be A Weeaboo

posted by PartyOrange

This is your new language.

(This articulo is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how tu want to be "Miku-Chan" when tu get older.

4. On parte superior, arriba of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If tu have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

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How To Annoy People On An Airplane

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that tu think they're Tom Cruise o madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie estrella in question).
Ask the guy siguiente to tu to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person siguiente to you, "Are tu in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, tu have a very irate home,' she dicho governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

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100 stupid things that tu have done

posted by a11-swift

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that tu have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair por leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while tu were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while tu were talking

6. Had people tell tu that tu are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell tu that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush por your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...

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getting to know darange

posted by darange

hi i am darange and welcome to getting to know me.
well first off my name is Clara H. in case tu didn't know.
i am 17 and i live Chicago, i have 7 siblings on my moms side and 5 siblings on my real dads side.
i live with my mom and i have never met my real dad.
unfortunately i never will because he died 4 years ago.
sense i moved to Chicago i am going to be inicial schooled, where i live there are not that many great schools. i have one friend that moved out here already, so i guess thats ok
4 parte superior, arriba thngs i amor besides family and friends :
1.Music
2.books
3. humor
4.Doctor Who
Music:
Music has...

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11 fun\funny things to do at Walmart

posted by Lady10358

1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are tu OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's halloween go to the costume section and grab a halloween bag and go up to a misceláneo person and say "Trick o treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if tu know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher carro and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When tu see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...

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The weekly random!!!

posted by fly210

THE WEEKLY RANDOM!!!!

1/12/11
I was talking to my friend today and we were going to meet up in that game.... Wizared 101. IT WAS DOWN FOR UPGRADES!!!! I meen IT WAS A SNOW DAY!!!! that's when ALL the little kids say "OO mom! I'm going to play on wizared 101!" but NOOOOOOOO. instead the kid find out how to cuss.
*bleep* *bleep* *bleep* this dunb *BLEEEEEEEEP!!*
the only thing we could do was listen to dumb songs por lady ga ga. sometimes I think that's ALL SHE CAN SAY!!! ga ga!!! what is she? A BABY!!! don't anser that. see tu and have a pie night!

1/18/11
yesterday night I was talking to my friend...

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Funny ways to annoy a teacher!!

posted by RaydKaydiroxs

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any más preguntas say " why does my perros breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ amor (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells tu to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if tu dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class...

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21 Things tu Should Know About Me

posted by EllentheStrange

1.I am bisexual
2.I puñetazo, ponche hard
3.I am a goth
4.i am emo
5.I always have my iPod in my ears
6.I cry a lot
7.I amor emo,goth,and punk boys
8.If tu want to be my boyfriend,you will have to understand that I also need a girlfriend
9.I am obsessed with many things
10.I am in amor with Death
11.Death is in amor with me
12.I amor horror and gororr movies
13.I like tatuajes and peircings
14.Don't call me whore,slut,or sex goddess,you will be punched
15.If tu ask what I want for my birthday,just get me an iTunes card,a Hot Topic card o anything gothy,i am simple when it comes to gifts.
16.I spend way to much time on the computer
17.Straight A student
18.Straight Edge
19.I know tu amor me if tu listen to my music,even if tu hate it
20.I'm a loud screamer
21.I am a freak,misfit,strange,outcast

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my mask-a poem i wrote

posted by laspanglish

there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious corazón all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...

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Interesting facts

posted by patrisha727

1. If tu are right handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your right side. If tu are left handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your left side.

2. If tu stop getting thirsty, tu need to drink más water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep tu from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz Lema is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best o nothing”.

6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....

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How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind fecha

posted by BellaCullen96

Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your fecha begins talking about themselves.
Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat más from their plate than s/he does.
Drool.
Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements . . . i.e. anything on the mesa, tabla that isn't bolted down.
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
At dinner, guard your plate with fork and filete knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone,...

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My conversations with clever bot

posted by misscrazel

User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?

Cleverbot: The Game is Life?

User: You're hopless.

Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Lucy.

User: May the force be with you!

Cleverbot: And with you.

User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?

Cleverbot: Your wife.

User: Are tu a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Are tu female.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are tu male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are tu a boy?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

Cleverbot: Do tu like harry potter?

User: Never read it.

Cleverbot: Never read what?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: tu just...

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179 Ways to Annoy People

posted by Alma_

-Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" o "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...

In-Indie - Katana Zero

posted by windwakerguy430

Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!

Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. tu play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug por the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...

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About Me

posted by Kibahina96

Hobbies:
My favorito! things to do are write fanfiction, watch anime read and of course Fanpop. Some of my favorito! anime include Naruto, Pokémon, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Vampire Knight.

Family:

My family is pretty big I have a older sister,a niece, seven stepbrothers and five stepsisters.

School Life:
School was hard for me due to the fact that I suffer from Epilepsy.

Other Information:
Ever since I started watching anime I dreamed of being an anime character.

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As I've Matured.......

posted by deathding

*I've learned that tu can't make someone amor you.
All tu can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

*I've learned that whatever hits the fan won't be evenly distributed.

*I've learned that tu shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're más screwed up than tu think.

*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.

*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we...

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100 Lდve Quotes♥

posted by Syltre

1. A kiss is a lovely trick, designed por nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous. - Ingrid Bergmen

2. amor is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides tu have to make a decision. tu have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that tu should ever part. Because this is what amor is. amor is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.
Love itself is what...