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Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted hace más de un año
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Another overgrowing problem is posers. I cannot stand them they annoy the fuck outta me like how many 'real' Justin Biebers are out there i saw on this one fake JB page it dicho hola this is not really JBs page and i just wanted to say no duh but posers are total asses like why cant u get compliments and be normal and if people dont respect u on fanpop just get the fuck off simple why pretend to be someone else ur not
Its crazy how some ppl fall for it it makes me laugh i dont believe tht bullshit HA! laugh out loud lolz XD Like im respected for who i am and if u dont like me OH WELL cuz imma keep goin on with.
Again Fanpoppers lets registrarse forces to try to reportar every poser we see.
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Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted hace más de un año
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On tons of clubes i see a pregunta saying "Can tu plz be a fan of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on misceláneo is Can tu plz be my fan? Just filling up my actualización más and más everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 o más fans asking Can u fan me plz i really need some más fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the más fans its just life XD And tu gotta earn your fans because i had to earn my fans and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked real hard to get so much fans to see whoever new person tu are coming in our fanpop family and getting wat tu dont deserve.
And siguiente time i see a pregunta like that i dont wanna be harsh but imma say Fuck no earn ur own damn fans.
Because Fanpopers this is an overgrowing problem we need to stop plz let us registrarse forces.
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Guide by alismouha posted hace más de un año
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Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't consejos anyone,so tu don't carry their sins.

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Two tu can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't marry for love,her first rule is:Never marry the millionaire until tu make him believe that tu amor him.
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Article by fencingrocks posted hace más de un año
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In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science mesa, tabla in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I began talking. We both seemed to enjoy messing with my science teacher.

As we were working quietly, my science teacher let out one of his world famous laughs.

tu see, he really doesn’t laugh, he just chuckles. He has a very squeaky irritating laugh, so when he let out a loud one, Abigail and I cracked up.
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Article by alismouha posted hace más de un año
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My dear son...

I send tu this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.

I'm escritura this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that tu can't read quickly.

I will send this to tu with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.

The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the segundo one it was only 3 days.

About the leather chaqueta tu wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut it and put it in one of the pockets,hope tu don't mind.

Your brother has a new job,he is now responsible for over 500 people,can tu imagine?he cuts the cemetery's grass.

Your Sister is finally pregnant now,she promised to name it after me if it is a boy,this is the first time I hear about someone to be called "Father".
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted hace más de un año
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This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write más now.
So this misceláneo kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone tu want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I dicho “What?” and she dicho “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those of tu that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, tu know it’s true. However, do tu guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister tu automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings...
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Opinion by TDIlover226 posted hace más de un año
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My class-mates are fuck-tards :3
Here are the events that went on yesterday and today in my 2nd hora science class.

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Mark: KYEEROP.
Michael: tu sound like a Teddy oso, oso de =ω=
Lanni: Wait.. What does a Teddy oso, oso de even SOUND like..? And how do tu know? *Makes suspicious face*
Michael: tu ask Mark, he's the one making teddy-noises over here!
James: So we could call him Teddy-Mark!
Me: ..Was that supposed to be funny?
James: Aw, come ON! That was some top-quality funny shit going on right there!

Lanni: I has a jellyfish :3
*Everyone stares*
Lanni: What?
*Everyone continues staring*
Lanni: WHAT!?
Michael: LIAR! I see no jellyfish!
Mark: *Begins humming the 'jellyfish song'
Lanni: Yes I DO have a jellyfish! *Holds up jellyfish-shaped sillyband and smiles*
Michael: ..Holy shit.. tu GIVE THAT TO ME! RIGHT NAO!

Jordan: Hey.. How do tu spell 'precipitation'?
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Opinion by RaydKaydiroxs posted hace más de un año
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1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any más preguntas say " why does my perros breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ amor (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells tu to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if tu dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class and when the teacher tells tu to stop say i skipped breakfast to do my homework

7. ask your physics teacher why E=MC2 and when they cant answer it say i wish i had a nnicer teacher. then say why are tu always so negative.

8. stand up in the middle of class and yell lies lies! STOP THE LIES!

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Opinion by invaderzimemo posted hace más de un año
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List by hannah16 posted hace más de un año
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1. run in squares
2. chase a squirrel
3. go into walmart with a big stick and pretend to be blind
4. go up to some misceláneo old man and say, "grandpa, you're alive! it's a miracle!"
5. go up to someone and pull out a piece of their hair and yell, "DNA!"
6. blink wildly, then close your eyes for an amazing light show
7. see how long tu can hold a not
8. use your secret mind power
9. pretend you're a robot
10. scratch yourself
11. rate passers by
12. repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
13. pinch yourself
14. try and golondrina your tongue
15. pretend to be a car
16. make estrella trek door noises
17. look at something for awhile, shut your eyes, study after image
18. get yourself as nauseated as possible
19. invent a weird twitch
20. make a low buzzing noise
21. see what is in your neighbors trash
22. watch tv, repeat everything dicho in and Italian accent
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in amor with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do tu mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like tu like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell tu later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why tu don't like me! Boy: Do tu really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his friends would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her corazón out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want tu to go home, ok? I'll be inicial from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I amor you. Girl: I amor tu too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads inicial and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was...
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to tu as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say tu understand when tu don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. tu don’t have PMS; don’t act like tu know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get tu off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get tu off the hook.
7. If tu talk about having a big dick; we know tu don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when tu act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what tu say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If tu did something wrong o even if tu didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; cena and a movie won’t always cut it.
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as tu think we all are.

No matter what tu say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like tu to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call tu beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If tu have cramps
and we ask tu what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mes and
nothing more.

If tu really liked us for us, tu would let us think that our mustache,
beard, o sideburns looked cool.

We never shave our legs. Get over it.

NEVER ask us if tu can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.

Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something o someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd amor to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without me.

l is for amor in most cases, but exceptions have been made, l is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.

M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have tu ever met one? Do tu know where any are?

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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."

tu don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."

Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."

You're not late, tu just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."

tu don't have smelly gym socks, tu have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."

No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
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List by darkkhorn19 posted hace más de un año
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Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. arbusto, bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit every other moral crime." - tencommandments.org

"Not only does atheism prevent atheists from properly understanding... but it prevents their minds from being elevated enough to understand the simplest common sense facts." - tencommandments.org

"All tu atheists are *******es. None of tu have fought in any wars, o have done anything dangerous."
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted hace más de un año
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Llamas R us
Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have tu noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying mostrar ever.) tu know what mostrar really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the mostrar SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My brother got his school pictures in the mail today. That means that I’ll be getting mine soon, a fact that fills me with dread. tu see, we had this really crappy picture service this year, and the woman who took my picture was the worst. My friend hates to smile in school pictures because she says that she looks weird. (she doesn’t.) so when she didn’t smile, the woman dicho something funny (I don’t know what.) and when my friend laughed, she took the picture. THAT sucks. When my turn came around, she didn’t tell me when she was going to take the picture, so I was still getting...
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted hace más de un año
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, o the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of misceláneo blog on the misceláneo fan page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One día this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my favorito! games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re siguiente door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house and locked all the doors. This presented a major problem because not only would I not be able to get inside the house but there was no way my brother would ever open the door, so I was locked out of the house until my mom came home. So me and Joe got the ladder, climbed up into my room through my window, estola the flag, and waited for the mad dash out the front door because we expected my brother and his sister to be in the cocina planning. So I snuck downstairs…
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have tu been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this asiento empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down. Man: Your place o mine? Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do tu do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: hola baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would tu stay there? Man: If I could see tu naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw tu naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If tu repost this tu will get a phone call 37 minutos after tu repost this.... If tu don't resend this then your amor life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
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Opinion by alismouha posted hace más de un año
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"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious por now"

"Do what tu want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want tu to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, tu moron."

"You're...so manly "means" tu need a shave and tu sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all tu ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I have flabby thighs."

"Hang the picture here" means     "No, I mean hang it there!"

"I heard a noise" means     "I noticed tu were almost asleep"
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"Do tu amor me?"="I'm going to ask for something expensive."
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will tu marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no más maní, cacahuete butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and tu have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting más exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are tu still talking?"
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Opinion by mae_cait_001 posted hace más de un año
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1.Always be fresh and beautiful 2.Apply make-up but not too much(coz u will look like a white lady!scary!) 3.Have a pleasing smile when he looks at u 4.Dont loose confidence when u see him.dont get nervous,say a simple"hi"who knows,maybe he'll reply u with a hello that u'd longed to hear 5.Show him ur good side! 6.Show him ur secret talents. 7.Wear dresses appropriate to his taste 8.Dont be so noisy when ur with him(guys dont like noisy girls 9.Always do things that u know he will like 10 IDK^-^just do anything,i dont know what 2 write with no.ten.
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Guide by Waterwhip posted hace más de un año
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1. Guys go crazy over your smile!
2.75% of guys want tu to make the first move
3. Though 95% of girls wants guys to make that first move.
4. Making someone jelous just makes them give up.
5. talk to them get to be friends them even if tu did break up, regain friendship.
6. Be tu and he WILL like you!
7. Hang out!Get his number for a start
8.If tu dont hang out where are tu going 2 get?
9.If are moving on the last día of school . . . if he has a gf just give him a hug if he doesnt give him a kiss on the cheek.
10. Value your gifts and he will too.
11. Invite him over for lunch on Saturday.
12. If he is dating a girl who is cheating on him, he deserves to know tell him.
13. When something goes wrong comfort him.
14.Learn his talents and conect to them
15. Its not based on clothes but personality.



Dedicated to R&bStar!
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Article by ky-chan posted hace más de un año
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5 más incredibly misceláneo stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and misceláneo in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is jesús Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide por zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
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Article by makaela2216 posted hace más de un año
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I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught tu should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My friends say that i'm delirous(or however tu spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer articulo so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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