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Opinion by soutarouful posted hace más de un año
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Why does your cat lick your hair o face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys amor and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is mostrando affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? gatos have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking tu as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its pelaje, piel after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, o he is tasting your scent.

Why do gatos suck wool o clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, o the cat needs más fiber in his diet.

Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? gatos are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.
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List by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks o anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same música as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff o make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)
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Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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As many of tu girls out there know who have gone through this, all tu want to do after a break-up is cry...

tu want to cry because tu are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my consejos and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your friends every day. Do NOT stay inicial alone o tu will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make tu feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. tu could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your favorito! dessert, o go to a movie o a concierto with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old fotos of the two of tu o stay inicial listening to amor songs. tu have to mover on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

consejos sent in por Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)
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Opinion by Crazy_NarutoKid posted hace más de un año
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1.The Characters are awesome


2.It can make tu laugh so hard


3.It can make tu cry like a baby


4.The fight scenes are epic


5.Theres blood


6.They swear


7.The storyline is really good


8.Theres Ninjas'!!


9.They have Sasuke(cool)


10.The weapons they use are so coool


11.The villians are so evil.


12.It makes tu wish tu lived in the naruto world.


13.They have great opening and ending songs.


14.It makes tu think about it all the time


15.It teaches tu naruto history



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Article by TditdaCourtney posted hace más de un año
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Me:I HAS A DRESS!!

Kevin:YOUR NOT WEARING A DRESS!!

Me:-___- No silly! I have a dress silly band,Duh!!*pulls out silly band*

Mary:I'M READING! That means i'm smart o3o

Jose:*looks down at mary's shirt* I Like your shirt,you should wear v necks all the time.

Me:*points at him* Prevert!!!

Lilly:I dont like your shirt!

Me: WHY??!! ITS COOKIE MONSTER HOW COULD tu NOT LIKE IT??!! Dx

Lilly: I like Elmo better because he's RED and not blue!

Me:RACIST!!!

Me:*reading*

Isaiah:*Takes my book away*

Me:>:( GIVE IT BACK!!

Isaiah:NO! tu Read TOO MUCH!!

Me:Pssh NO! I will bite tu if tu dont give me back my book!!

Isaiah: Fine...

Me:*hits his head with my book* :D

Isaiah:OWWWW!!

Mary: MRS.JOHNSON HOW DO tu SPELL 'PHOTOGRAPH'?!!!

Mrs.Johnson:Ugh.Why do tu wanna know?! Were in History Class!!
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Opinion by CullenProperty posted hace más de un año
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If you’re going to get drunk, don’t drive.
If your going to have sex, don’t get pregnant.
If your going to throw a party, don‘t let your neighbors hear your music.
If your going to steal something, don’t get caught.
If your going to make love, make it passionately.
If your going to lie, make sure your good at it.
If your going to cheat on your boyfriend, make sure it‘s not with one of his friends, but if tu want to get back at your boyfriend, do make sure it’s with one of his friends!
If your going to stab your friend in the back, make sure she’s not looking.
If your going to run a marathon, be sure to pack extra socks.
If your going to go to a strip club, make sure to take money.
If your going to make mistakes, don’t make them twice.
If your going to wear makeup, remember these two crucial rules; “A girl can never have enough blue eye shadow” and guys like your face all natural, so don’t goop it on!
If your going to have a summer fling (& he’s a keeper), make him your fall, winter & spring fling, too!
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Opinion by Edwardlover93 posted hace más de un año
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Chapter 3 The cult


“What are tu on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. por the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty calle the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing but anger.
“Hello” A voice who I faintly remembered... Damien. I turned round as fast I could my fist clenched and swung at Damien. Before I could register what happened Damien ducked and was behind me buckling me to the ground. He held me to the ground with my hands behind my back.
“Join us?” Damien asked. Is he mad, no way!
“Are tu on crack o something no.” I used all my anger to mover my self away from under him. I lifted him from under me. When I stood up he was on the ground looking up at me.
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Opinion by justinfangrrl posted hace más de un año
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Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, unicornios and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking unicornios are real???! Who dicho they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse with a horn!

And spirits and souls are real! DEFINTATELY! i bet scientists invented all that crap so that they and hethens have something to beleive in. But when they die, they're gonna want to believe in heaven.


Don't spam this, it's JUST AN ARTICLE! tu can agree with me if tu like. Just don't be mean if tu disagree. just state your reason kindly. =) thanks. This is my first article, so there can be improvments in my siguiente one.
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Article by randomer123boo posted hace más de un año
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here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the parte superior, arriba of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the comprar has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the comprar

if tu have done one o más of these tips tu should have benn trono out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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List by KitkatKaysa posted hace más de un año
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws comida at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid preguntas (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a día when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who tu think she is
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Opinion by madisonsavanna posted hace más de un año
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One día a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are tu laughing? I just insulted all of tu losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how tu feel tu have to take the time to make fun of us. tu obviously have nothing better to do. If we’re such losers, then why do tu even bother talking to us?” One of the girls implied
The mean girl rolled her eyes and strutted off.


Some people might call the mean girl in this short story arrogant, but that’s exactly what she’s not. tu know why? Because if tu truly believed in yourself, tu discover tu don’t have to bring others down. We all have different ways to feel good about ourselves; some people look in the mirror everyday and tell themselves they’re awesome, some people leave...
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Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted hace más de un año
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Another overgrowing problem is posers. I cannot stand them they annoy the fuck outta me like how many 'real' Justin Biebers are out there i saw on this one fake JB page it dicho hola this is not really JBs page and i just wanted to say no duh but posers are total asses like why cant u get compliments and be normal and if people dont respect u on fanpop just get the fuck off simple why pretend to be someone else ur not
Its crazy how some ppl fall for it it makes me laugh i dont believe tht bullshit HA! laugh out loud lolz XD Like im respected for who i am and if u dont like me OH WELL cuz imma keep goin on with.
Again Fanpoppers lets registrarse forces to try to reportar every poser we see.
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Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted hace más de un año
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On tons of clubes i see a pregunta saying "Can tu plz be a fan of me?" Its was ok at first then i just saw it everywhere and i thought it was just getting annoying.All I see on misceláneo is Can tu plz be my fan? Just filling up my actualización más and más everyday.
Ive seen people with 200 o más fans asking Can u fan me plz i really need some más fans. Like this is not a competition to see who will get the más fans its just life XD And tu gotta earn your fans because i had to earn my fans and look at me now i have over 600 fans. I earned all of em.
Its not fair to us other fanpoppers who werked real hard to get so much fans to see whoever new person tu are coming in our fanpop family and getting wat tu dont deserve.
And siguiente time i see a pregunta like that i dont wanna be harsh but imma say Fuck no earn ur own damn fans.
Because Fanpopers this is an overgrowing problem we need to stop plz let us registrarse forces.
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Guide by alismouha posted hace más de un año
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Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't consejos anyone,so tu don't carry their sins.

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Two tu can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't marry for love,her first rule is:Never marry the millionaire until tu make him believe that tu amor him.
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Article by fencingrocks posted hace más de un año
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In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science mesa, tabla in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I began talking. We both seemed to enjoy messing with my science teacher.

As we were working quietly, my science teacher let out one of his world famous laughs.

tu see, he really doesn’t laugh, he just chuckles. He has a very squeaky irritating laugh, so when he let out a loud one, Abigail and I cracked up.
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Article by alismouha posted hace más de un año
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My dear son...

I send tu this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.

I'm escritura this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that tu can't read quickly.

I will send this to tu with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.

The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the segundo one it was only 3 days.

About the leather chaqueta tu wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut it and put it in one of the pockets,hope tu don't mind.

Your brother has a new job,he is now responsible for over 500 people,can tu imagine?he cuts the cemetery's grass.

Your Sister is finally pregnant now,she promised to name it after me if it is a boy,this is the first time I hear about someone to be called "Father".
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Opinion by emilyroxx posted hace más de un año
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This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write más now.
So this misceláneo kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone tu want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I dicho “What?” and she dicho “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those of tu that have little siblings out there will get what I’m saying here) older siblings like to torment their younger siblings. That’s just the way things go. Don’t even try to deny what I’m saying older siblings, tu know it’s true. However, do tu guys notice that when someone else tries to bother your younger brother/sister tu automatically get mad and defend them? It’s kind of an attitude like ‘No, I am the only one that’s allowed to bug my sibling, so back off.’ That’s how I am with my little brother, and I’ve noticed it with my friends’ siblings...
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Opinion by TDIlover226 posted hace más de un año
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My class-mates are fuck-tards :3
Here are the events that went on yesterday and today in my 2nd hora science class.

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Mark: KYEEROP.
Michael: tu sound like a Teddy oso, oso de =ω=
Lanni: Wait.. What does a Teddy oso, oso de even SOUND like..? And how do tu know? *Makes suspicious face*
Michael: tu ask Mark, he's the one making teddy-noises over here!
James: So we could call him Teddy-Mark!
Me: ..Was that supposed to be funny?
James: Aw, come ON! That was some top-quality funny shit going on right there!

Lanni: I has a jellyfish :3
*Everyone stares*
Lanni: What?
*Everyone continues staring*
Lanni: WHAT!?
Michael: LIAR! I see no jellyfish!
Mark: *Begins humming the 'jellyfish song'
Lanni: Yes I DO have a jellyfish! *Holds up jellyfish-shaped sillyband and smiles*
Michael: ..Holy shit.. tu GIVE THAT TO ME! RIGHT NAO!

Jordan: Hey.. How do tu spell 'precipitation'?
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Opinion by RaydKaydiroxs posted hace más de un año
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1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt

2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any más preguntas say " why does my perros breath smell like dog food"

3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ amor (your name)

4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells tu to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh

5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if tu dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.

6. start eating pop tarts in class and when the teacher tells tu to stop say i skipped breakfast to do my homework

7. ask your physics teacher why E=MC2 and when they cant answer it say i wish i had a nnicer teacher. then say why are tu always so negative.

8. stand up in the middle of class and yell lies lies! STOP THE LIES!

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Opinion by invaderzimemo posted hace más de un año
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List by hannah16 posted hace más de un año
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1. run in squares
2. chase a squirrel
3. go into walmart with a big stick and pretend to be blind
4. go up to some misceláneo old man and say, "grandpa, you're alive! it's a miracle!"
5. go up to someone and pull out a piece of their hair and yell, "DNA!"
6. blink wildly, then close your eyes for an amazing light show
7. see how long tu can hold a not
8. use your secret mind power
9. pretend you're a robot
10. scratch yourself
11. rate passers by
12. repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
13. pinch yourself
14. try and golondrina your tongue
15. pretend to be a car
16. make estrella trek door noises
17. look at something for awhile, shut your eyes, study after image
18. get yourself as nauseated as possible
19. invent a weird twitch
20. make a low buzzing noise
21. see what is in your neighbors trash
22. watch tv, repeat everything dicho in and Italian accent
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Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in amor with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do tu mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like tu like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell tu later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why tu don't like me! Boy: Do tu really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his friends would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her corazón out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want tu to go home, ok? I'll be inicial from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I amor you. Girl: I amor tu too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads inicial and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was...
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to tu as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say tu understand when tu don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. tu don’t have PMS; don’t act like tu know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get tu off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get tu off the hook.
7. If tu talk about having a big dick; we know tu don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when tu act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what tu say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If tu did something wrong o even if tu didn’t,
apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; cena and a movie won’t always cut it.
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as tu think we all are.

No matter what tu say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like tu to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call tu beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If tu have cramps
and we ask tu what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mes and
nothing more.

If tu really liked us for us, tu would let us think that our mustache,
beard, o sideburns looked cool.

We never shave our legs. Get over it.

NEVER ask us if tu can put make up on us. It’s just wrong.

Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you
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List by karpach_13 posted hace más de un año
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A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something o someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd amor to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without me.

l is for amor in most cases, but exceptions have been made, l is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH and LITTLE DICK.

M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have tu ever met one? Do tu know where any are?

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