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Opinion by Shelly_McShelly posted hace más de un año
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Researchers in the UK examined más than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A sello walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner comprar - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell tu what I amor doing más than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

44. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'

43. tu see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.

42. I've got a friend who's fallen in amor with two school bags, he's bisatchel.
Article by alismouha posted hace más de un año
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So close,no matter how far
Couldn't be much más from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters...

I never opened myself this way
Life is ours,we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters... I seek and I find in you
Everyday for us something new
Open mind for a different view
And nothing else matters...

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know...

So close,no matter how far
Couldn't be much más from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing else matters...

Never cared for what they do
Never cared for what they know
But I know...

I never opened myself this way
Life is ours,we live it our way
All these words I don't just say
And nothing else matters...
Guide by EleanorSeville posted hace más de un año
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1. Take someone's shopping carro and switch the items with stuff from the person siguiente to them's carro
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen tu in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of tu on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circulo, círculo where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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*Based off of a true story, but altered a bit. Names have been changed.

The smart troll went on the internet one day. She went onto her website. A couple of days ago, she had publicado a rant. She wanted to check if she got any comentarios on it.
When she went to see, she only got a little good comments, and a little [constructive] criticism. She was happy that people were acknowledging her work.
But one day, when she went to check up on her rant again, she saw something terrifying has happened.
Mean, misspelled, stupid comentarios (LIEK OMG!11! DAT IS LIEK SOOOO NOT RITE I TINK DAT [thought]1111!!!!11one!!) have been written on her comentarios section. There were over 2 pages of just them.
The troll decided to do some research. She went on the website's pages, and asked people: who are these trolls?
It turned out that most of the trolls were por none other then xXsw3tt3arsXx, a notorious troll on the website. She had spammed so many pages, and even made seperate accounts, and pretended that she was different people.
Article by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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Never let go----
I know that its hard
Your life wasn't easy
Well neither is ours

Honey, life is hard,
Did tu really think tu were alone?
tu crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
tu were never on your own

tu were always sayin', just hold on
tu just let go, of everything tu ever had
tu just ended it, on your own
And tu had everything, but tu let it come to an end
Ended with a 'I can't take this'
(What, exactly?)

Honey, life is hard,
Did tu really think tu were alone?
tu crossed the fine line, the one that pulls life and death apart
tu were never on your own

And tu were tellin me,
"Perfection isn't everything. And I know it isn't easy
But don't tu try and let go"
(Don't leave the earth without me, por your side...)
Don't tu know?
But tu let go---

Honey, life is hard,
List by alismouha posted hace más de un año
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Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!

#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure tu use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the el espacio shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole día eating basura comida without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make amor on a forest floor.

#13 Make amor on a train.

#14 Learn to rollerblade.

#15 Own a room with a view.

#16 Brew your own beer.

#17 Learn how to take a compliment.

#18 Buy a round-the-world air ticket and a rucksack, and run away.
List by CUTEDXC posted hace más de un año
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tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry honest

4.right down the día u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

tu can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck tu SAW NOTHING

NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
Review by swarla posted hace más de un año
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who am I ?
I have black a white spots,
I produce milk,leather and beef
I normally eat grass
I say 'mooo' a lot

I am a cow

Who am I ?
I am a liquid
I can flow from rivers lakes damns and also through the tap.
I can clean you
I am in you
I can keep tu from dehydration

I am water

Who am I ?
I am food
I can be eaten
I am fleshy
I can be cooked
I can be the colour brown, red, o pink.
I am yummy
sometimes I can be the main course of a meal

I am meat

Who am I,
I am fluffy
I can flow around the air
I am light
I come from a bird
tu can pull me apart

I am a feather

Opinion by EllentheStrange posted hace más de un año
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ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that tu have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask preguntas to a magic 8 ball and take the respuestas seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when tu find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when tu see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a misceláneo person!
Opinion by cute20k posted hace más de un año
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She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

I said,
Why do tu always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd tu treat your life like a dream?

She skipped over to the 4th pew
in the church
She used to sit here
with her whole family
Well the got busy with their work
The women of the church laughed and the men starred when she told them her plan:

Article by TditdaCourtney posted hace más de un año
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Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o

Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy oso, oso de =w=

Ryan:*moves away*



Ryan: :3

Me:Lilly buy the cebra cake!!!

Lilly:I dont hav-


Lilly: O_O



Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!


Me:*touches Jazz*

Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how tu spell it?!)

Me:Your point is?!


Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??

Jazz:Power rangers! =w=

Opinion by aitypw posted hace más de un año
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A young relationship can never last long,
To get through some days, tu must be strong.
Should have listened to the words my friends gave me,
Too late,puppy amor got a grip of my corazón and raped me.
I still like him and wish it would get through,
I screwed, so what, whatcha gonna do.
tu know what they say, opposites attract,
Too bad with same minds no time to react.
Too much in common with too little time,
Sitting here wishing you'd still be mine.
If I'd have waited just a little bit longer,
The relationship would grow, friendship be stronger.
Never realize the precious time that amor takes,
Cause the perrito, cachorro inside me ain't ready for corazón break.
Time heals all, through the best and the worst,
Even when laid out, toes up, in a hearse.
Sometimes i feel stupid even when not my fault,
Cause still intact, though beat up is my heart.
When tu melt pure gold, it's as oro as ever,
Opinion by aitypw posted hace más de un año
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tu always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i dicho no one cared about me
you'd say tu do

tu stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
tu came to my rescue
and put down the knife

tu told me tu would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
tu really cared

but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
tu made me whole

it's that i amor you
and even though were friends
i would always amor tu
until the end

I hope that one day
maybe you'll amor me too
and I'll be waiting for that día to come
and you'll say I amor you
Opinion by ShiningsTar542 posted hace más de un año
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American música Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

tu can vote for your favoritos on the event webpage here: American música Awards.

Opinion by Tayloraddict-1 posted hace más de un año
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(Big idea)

Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes tu mad o doesnt agree with your point of view tu just reportar them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes tu mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont reportar thm. Because we are a big family and we dont reportar o block family we care and mostrar amor for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to reportar someone is taking it too far


whos w/ me?

amor all around
Opinion by OceanAzureHill posted hace más de un año
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others may think its a lie,think it never happened and never will happen,think it was all a joke o fairy tale,others may not believe...but i believe...because i wasnt brainwashed like everybody else...i see the truth,and im not affraid of lurks in the shadows staying far from sight,protecting wants to be free,to be alive once be accepted por all,to be treated with respect and know what its like to not be feared,to be loved...but know one can ever understand,because their to shallow and selfish,not caring about them just because their different...this world will never understand.....But I Do
Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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Fan fiction by wolfgrrl posted hace más de un año
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I was born on a maní, cacahuete plantation 62 segundos before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", por Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis pato, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chocolate dulce de azúcar, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, o eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the día I was born.
Article by swarla posted hace más de un año
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raindrops on rosas and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp manzana, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad

Article by kitkat709477 posted hace más de un año
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Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to tu after a break-up she wants tu back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When tu catch a girl glancing at you, she wants tu to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with tu she wants tu to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When tu break a girls corazón she still feels it when tu run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at tu with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long tu will be with her. When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why tu are playing games. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for tu to be hers forever. When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that tu are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss tu más than that. Guy Facts--- When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you. When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you. When a guy...
Opinion by outsidersfan_14 posted hace más de un año
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i hope tu like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first articulo i put on here so plz comentario , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know tu amy not understand
but if tu can
please understand
I see tu underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would tu say? take this away
If i told tu how i feel, would it be real o is this all fake??

Chourus: your amor is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to make it okay, help me today. Before its too late, this fate is too great

Would tu still amor me? If i tried to say
all i cant say
tu envolver, abrigo around me
all of your hate , it cant be erased
Article by TDAPlayer158 posted hace más de un año
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Tonight tu go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that tu won't kill me.

tu buy weapons and guns.

tu are certainly hooked.

tu go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the bones are torn.

tu cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

tu may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But tu should not go a-killing.

tu like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No más talking, no más beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a año now,

tu have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
Opinion by pumpkinqueen posted hace más de un año
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1. tu look up pictures of the person all the time.

2. tu can't stop thinking of the person.

3. tu dream about marrying the person.

4. tu drool everytime tu watch them sing.

5. tu have a giggle fit everytime they take their camisa, camiseta off.

6. tu have a million pictures of the person.

7. tu want to meet the person más then anything.

8. tu know their songs por heart.

9. tu dream of besar them.

10. tu want to kill anybody who makes fun of that person.

11. tu watch videos with that person in it all the time.

12. tu have them as your icon.

13. tu would die for them.

Opinion by soutarouful posted hace más de un año
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Why does your cat lick your hair o face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys amor and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is mostrando affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? gatos have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking tu as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its pelaje, piel after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, o he is tasting your scent.

Why do gatos suck wool o clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, o the cat needs más fiber in his diet.

Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? gatos are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.
List by spunkyonyx posted hace más de un año
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1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks o anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same música as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff o make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)